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Emanuel 🇳🇱

@Emanuel_nld

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Handsome/brilliant. Psychology major. I dress up as a bat at night to fight crime.

Rotterdam, The Netherlands
Joined June 2011
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I'm a woman.
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@Crt4Me @RonDeSantis If someone says they’re a woman, they’re a woman. Not a tough concept.
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@InternetH0F Depends on the metric. Avatar 2 made $2 billion, puss in boots made 300 mil
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@lporiginalg She wanted back on the market 💀
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What were they thinking? loool. Tournament banned for sure.
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@N0mad_BD @incelReplies It's not meant to be a joke, it's meant to be a reality check that words you write online can have real consequences.
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@soogz1 Wow 30 seconds? Sorry we can't all be professional porn stars
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@Moonwa1ker_band @lporiginalg Ah, right. Thanks, almost forgot about them. "African children" ✍️ "Mexican children" ✍️
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@ThatGuyOnTheIn9 @InternetH0F Wait, some penisses don't change size when they become erect?
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@LibertyCappy I prefer the reboot version
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@TeslaInTrmpland @lporiginalg Thats equally bad. If she cheated, she'll never agree.
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@ywomendeservles The fact that he uses cis means it's a dude in a dress... With 60+ bodies 💀🤢🤮
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@JackAlter0 @InternetH0F Imagine she's going like ahh sugoi onii-chan while you're giving backshots 💀
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@tobiaswillich @InternetH0F Costs of living is way too high. He'd rather stay in prison for the free housing.
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@Khryn_Tzu @lporiginalg Dude is like: thank you infidel for letting me enjoy pork without having to go to hell for it 💀
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@KILLTOPARTY It's liberal women that keep shouting that nonsense
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@tragicbirdapp That's her son, right?
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@AshGOD_ @TanaIsBananas Me at the back of the restaurant feeling attacked:
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@greentexts_bot It's cause of the patriarchy. Women are so oppressed. Can't even get drafted in the military 😭
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@incelReplies This is too cringe to be real, has to be satire 😂
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@auminiii @youtooz "The c slur isn't a south park reference" 🤡
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@Xandrigity @GarbageHuman23 The funny part is that these single moms usually don't want a guy that has a kid too 💀
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@OrwellNGoode Please re-release morbius in theatres, promise we will go this time 😭
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@captainchicke19 @OrwellNGoode They're literally trying to sell you water in ads
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When your char gets nerfed and people call you a "character loyalist" for sticking with it, but really ur just too lazy to learn a new char
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@Token7571 @_woahthatscool_ @gunsnrosesgirl3 Yeah,but you're stuck 50 years in the past. Have fun playing snake on your Nokia 3310.
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@ywomendeservles Legend. No way I'd make it that far unless she paid for the whole wedding.
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@DelusionPosting I don't know what to search. Tell me how you do it
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@KILLTOPARTY 7 years is brutal, what a selfish asshole
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@HazelAppleyard_ The best ones are when the guy convinces the wife to open the marriage, then she starts sleeping with new guys every week. And he can't get any date. And then he wants to close the marriage again 😂
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@eyelidcloser @DelusionPosting No woman should vote. Repeal the 19th
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@Mageborn23 @IGN It is when all the games start being 100gb
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@ywomendeservles Remember when we used to burn witches alive? We should bring that back for this
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@joeygaskin @pearlythingz It's only half if it's the money of the guy
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@Sw33tP3pp3r @ManMilk2 Twitch streamers in shambles
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@wildasspics @InternetH0F When the plane actually takes off
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@BroVagabond @wildtiktokss The horse's prep time:
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@OldWorldOutlaw @KellyLovesBirds Fax, I've never seen an attractive black. Maybe a light-skinned mix, but even then it wouldn't be my first choice.
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@robbiewritesie @lporiginalg SAAR WHY YOU ARE REDEEM GIFT CARD, I TELL YOU NO REDEEM SAAR
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@ChiefTrumpster @DignifAI Yooooo this is genius. Make it happen
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@IncelsCo New getting rich technique says to just stay away from women.
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@Feebux Utterly disgusting that they are shoving their heterosexuality down our throats, ughh it sickens me
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@assassinscreed Why is he black in Feudal Japan?
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@MomsPostingLs When I was selling my car, men would give me bags of money. Not a moment of it was ever enjoyable though because I knew what was to come after - the part where they took my car away.
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@TheShopEth @jakeshieldsajj They didn't target them. 3 black dudes tried to rob them and they found out. Not pictured here is the 2 other black dudes that ran away.
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@RyozenReedVT @EverythingOOC Not enough pink hair to be gender studies
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@lporiginalg They just want the movie to be a success because of her race. That's innately racist
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@MasculineEgo_ Me not looking away first:
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@WorldByWolf @RadioGenoa Nah I'm good. Just minding my own business.
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@greentexts_bot Imagine the body count on a 260 year old hot milf elf 💀
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@tenpai_miko Chris Hu, a true legend. You know the sink water is dirty, but you use it to clean the apple anyway. This thinking is not logical, it's just your default thinking state. That's why you don't block the overhead either. Need to break the habit and challenge your own thoughts.
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@GandhiAOC @Dexerto If I got 800k for a disability claim you would see my ass in a wheelchair 24/7
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@ywomendeservles "Your honor, it wasn't what he said, it was the way he said it"
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@ericandre mfw you realize Chun will never sit on your face...
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@terriblepker @BestFightClip Idk look at them cheeks. Hard to resist bro
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@sugarjenifer @ManMilk2 I don't get it either, but at least I don't have OF
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@lporiginalg "Cook, who was in intensive care, said he will continue to make prank videos after his recovery." And he didn't learn a thing.
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@JazminFlor8 @UnPussified Yea but how long does that last? No sex for years because you had a baby that one time 3 years ago? 🤔
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@milky_selena @DelusionPosting Maybe get on the meds again 💀
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@EndWokeness This looks faker than those texting memes
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@if_county @lporiginalg Blacks have a weaker prefrontal cortex. They lack the inhibition to control their actions. They don't have "the voice" that tells you it's a bad idea to do something. Like when you're drunk and you take bad decisions. That's how they walk around in the world so day long.
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@KatenCheyenne @CivilianSky @dyingscribe My first realization was thinking how they got 10 of the same red vans and how pricey it would be to keep demolishing them ☠️
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@OldMemeClown @reddit_lies "all hot and sexy" 🤮
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@abanplaces Imagine the restoration costs 🤣
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@samweigo @InternetH0F And then you came in and took half her profit, so that she would get a valuable lesson on the IRS
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@lporiginalg Sheeeeeeit
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@rootcubed @lporiginalg Tiktok told them it is
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@KamiAnimess @InternetH0F Don't play anymore since "the incident" 😭
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@freshyjmp @chinesegon That's why career women are not interesting to men, cause they don't share their wealth. Unlike successful men.
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@JBiscuit4Trees @JWCartoonist Bruh you had the sickest childhood 😭
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@Stone_tossers I think being half naked in leather around kids is a better indicator, but what do I know.
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@QualifiedVirgin @crim_tweets_ In our local BK if you buy a hamburger and add cheese the total is 50 cents cheaper than if you bought a cheeseburger. 5Head
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@Rothmus Six figures doing trucker stuff? Where do I sign up
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@broskiFGC Where's this?
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@NYChrisG It's weird to me to have tournaments with prize money when over half the population can't even play yet.
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@tragicbirdapp Fatphobia is not a thing, everyone is scared of fat in excess cause it's unhealthy and dangerous.
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@whatever You don't get it, it's about exploring your sexuality and finding what turns you on, what doesn't. Going on a bunch of dates to know what you like in a guy, etc. But yeah, getting ran through is part of the process.
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@optionvalue @lporiginalg "I'm getting lots of notifications about comments, but no comments are appearing" Indian reddit mods rn:
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@ReddyKilowat @TheBossDaly @CougarBrah @setlink888 @greentexts_bot The really big casinos shuffle after every hand. Makes counting cards impossible.
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@HazelAppleyard_ “It isn’t my responsibility to satisfy your fears or play by the rules of your religion” The irony 💀
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@dederoom The guy in the back cranking up the water
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