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Feminist. Writer. Editor. Proofreader. Translator. Interpreter. Lawyer.

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@Elastic_heart05
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Convocating today. @PeterObi your ‘daughter-in-law’ has GraduATEd!!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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@spicebae_ She shot him 7 times- the age of her daughter.
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@jon_d_doe Ekiti state💅🏾💅🏾💅🏾
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@RayMuham No Sodiq has ever Sodiqed like this on the history of Sodiqing🤣🤣🤣
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@iam_diger @sulaimonidowuu Your dad could not keep small malice😡😡
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@iam_egh @Papi_waga “Help me! Help me! E dey carry me go where I no know”🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@vickie_coco Adeshewa😊😊😊
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@Adaete1 @AishaYesufu Wetin be dis? “Enduring life as a bachelor”??? So, marriage is a ticket to you not cooking forever??? God forbid!!!!
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@bod_republic They’re recommended☺️☺️☺️☺️
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@iamStankovicss @fdmlearn Remember when Tinubu said, “Shey na data we go chop?” E go shock dem😂😂
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@ChidiJohn6 @Morris_Monye I was about to wipe you Oraimo cord!!🤣🤣🤣🔥
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☺️☺️☺️☺️
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@lollypeezle The conductor shar told her that “Na 2 she pay for.” Next thing I knew, she was raining insults on me o “Aunty, you no even get human feelings! Wo bí o se fè bí oba ìdun” (I spread my body over the place like the king of maggots.)🤣🤣🤣 I was too shocked to speak🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@thickmedic @MrMekzy_ OshiSapa🤣🤣
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@Naija_PR “I don’t know the remaining, but Yesu Yayi.” 💅🏾💅🏾💅🏾
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He’s not divorced. He is lying to you. All the men in Law School are liars.
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Tell your mother for what? You don’t have drafts to learn? If I stone you Dunlop slippers from here. Why do you want to set yourself up like that? If you really like him, why can’t you just stay weekends and go back??? Do you know what you’re saying?
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@iambuike I just fell to my knees at Mile 12😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@Ohloowatoscene It’s the look of innocence on his face for me😂😂
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@jon_d_doe I was raised by a single mother, and I was well raised. I don’t see it as a deal breaker. Whoever ends up marrying me will be marrying a GEM💅🏾💅🏾💅🏾💅🏾💅🏾💅🏾💅🏾💅🏾💅🏾
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BOB Dinner 1/3☺️☺️☺️☺️
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@lollypeezle 🤣Unrelated, but lemme quickly share this funny one. So, I was inside Danfo, and I sat beside the driver. I paid for the two seats in front. Later, the bus was filled up, and we moved. We shar got to one bus-stop, and a woman was trying to enter the front where I was sitting (1)
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@aproko_doctor 💕💕💕
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@FavourDvinee Yasss!!! A.M. Adeleye (LL.B Hons.)☺️☺️☺️☺️
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Too sweet😩😩😩
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Monday☺️☺️
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@akomas_victoria I’m always No 5, as soon as I find out that the driver is also OBIDIENT😂😂😂
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@Wizarab10 Leave him and find someone that matches your energy. Let the introvert breeftt
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@oluwatofunmii_ “Heavy lies the head that wears the crown” never slapped better😂😂😂😂
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@thedreadhead__ Why am I turned on!?
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@BigMoyorshola All these Deputy Jesuses sef. When you have a deep relationship with the Father, you will understand that He has a great sense of humour.😌😌😌😌
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@miss_ezeani I was never God’s favorite. Right from age 12, I’ve been in pains. I still have to miss classes on the first day, and the pain lasts till day 5 out of 7 days of my flow. It is a whole lot, and I am tired.
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@SavvyRinu I cover you with the blood of Jesus.
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@veekietoriaa Trust and thrusts; both are needed, please 😌😌😌
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@Wizarab10 Divorce him and move on with your life.
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@Danaviva_ @Naija_PR Period wey she fit no see next month🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@uxcynn He’s just okay. He’s not that fine
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@its_daqueen Sis, these men should understand that women are polygamous in nature, and the fact that she cheated does not mean that she does not love him. It is in women’s nature to cheat.💅🏾💅🏾💅🏾
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@PenTitan I remember a conversation I overheard in one of the canteens in my school. The guy was so pained😭. He said, and I quote, “she come tell me say: “I did not know when it entered.” Omooo…I felt really bad for him😔😔😔
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@yabaleftonline I’m not comfortable with how exposed the child is. Someone could carry her. The window is wound down too low.
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☺️☺️☺️
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@iwilsonnonny @official_touchx This is my exact mood. I’m so excited that I can’t sleep🤣 Reminds me of those nights as a kid when I could not wait for the next day to come, as per birthday party dey🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@scarlet_szn It’s the oldest profession in the world, and it is not ending anytime soon.🥺🥺🥺
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@aproko_doctor Still in bed💅🏾💅🏾
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@dinstots This is not a wise tweet.
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@Wizarab10 Girls’ Trip has scarred us all.
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@sammyconnect2 ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️
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@Makavelli275 @Navasjnr5 I would never have supported him because he is part of a corrupt government. He could have left if he was not comfortable with the evil going on in APC
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Legend baby❤️❤️❤️
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@Wizarab10 Stop scamming people. Let’s start with that.
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@Aminaruk @BashirAhmaad Could you please explain how his popularity has dwindled? P.S., I am fully OBIdient oooooo💕💕💕🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@ChigozieObi_ Dry Love>>> They even have the one for night. It is wider at the back so it does not leak. I’m stuck with them.
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@Djjamzy_ Let me gist you. A cousin of mine went for marriage counseling with his wife, and the pastor was saying that women are like children, that they need to be beaten for their heads to be correct. Gbenga was livid!!
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@omose_sylvester @Walmart1805 @cute_menah Boobs are made of fat, don’t forget
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The gym makes me so happy❤️❤️
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@DavidHarts2 @JeffreyGuterman @fkeyamo Na because he to dey pokenose.
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@JideJnr @aproko_doctor 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@DarkEastGoddess Ireti Doyle and Bimbo Ademoye😂😂💕😂
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@craqribz Noooo…it’s even better after a long time; the orgasms are more mind blowing coz one has been out of a business.💅🏾💅🏾💅🏾
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@Odogwu_nna @The__Vyrus @ChudeMedia They do o. You are one of them❤️
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@Oyinash_ You are not strict. You are loved at home, and this has helped boost your self-esteem. The man that will do these to me has not been born.
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@Moyosoreolu_wa When a man smells nice and keeps eye contact while talking to me
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Anything wey concern @PeterObi , even if na 2am, wake me abegg❤️❤️❤️
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@six_papi @cute_menah Once you get to that point where you decide to lose weight for good, there’s no going back.
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A year ago😌😌😌😌😌😌😌
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@School_12344 @Wizarab10 Exactly. I won’t end up with an indisciplined low-life like her husband. I’d rather stay single than be betrayed like that. 💅🏾💅🏾💅🏾💅🏾
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#ObidientLagosRally Allen/Ikeja🔥🔥🔥🔥
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@SugarStormz @Makavelli275 This video never ceases to crack me up🤣🤣🤣 “What’s the meaning of all these?”🤣🤣🤣
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Love you so much, Dad and Mom💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕
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@TheeRealDavies I orgasmed five times in like ten minutes. By the time he was done, I could not move. I slept off almost immediately. Cunnilingus is sweet abeg!!
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Did a thing with @Asa_official ’s Be My Man. 💕💕💕💕
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@Dennisumukoro1 @MargaretObi1 I personally think she was enjoying it…she squirted😩
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@Julfa05 @Shehusky Buhari is evil!! See the way he was smiling🤣🤣🤣
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@biscuitboneblog @PeterObi Na Toasties I wan dey go now ooooooooooo
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@DripxHalcy She saw me lazying on the couch in my aunt’s house and assumed that I was lazy and jobless. She started advising my aunt to teach me the ethics of hardwork. I work remotely as a writer by the way. I was shook.🤣🤣🤣
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@WOyetunde @Aminaruk @BashirAhmaad Thank you so much for explaining💕💕💕
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My first novel💕💕
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@Alausa_O Animal talk don start again.
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@Wizarab10 He was talking about the colloquialism, “big yansh”
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@cgese @fkeyamo @officialABAT Maybe he is being coerced. I don’t think it’s about money anymore. These people have @fkeyamo ‘s dirty secrets with them, and they are blackmailing him to keep defending that drug baron.
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Please help.
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@Wizarab10 Anal fissures are fucking painful. Apply ANUSOL first, drink only water. When next you feel the need to poop, rub oil all over your anus, then push. It’ll hurt, but soon, the softer poop will come out, and you’ll be okay. Tonight, take painkillers.
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@tinuadexoxo True story. He had no idea there was a camera.
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@ButterBabe__ @Ol0ye I’m blocking you. You are very foolish.
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