Nobody:
Me: I have recruited every single possible student in Fire Emblem: Three Houses into my class. The other houses are a joke. They have two students each and no professors. I am teaching the teachers. I own them. I own this whole damn anime school. Eat shit, lady pope.
Hey, you should check out the Google Doodle today!
It's about Jerry Lawson, the guy who invented the video game cartridge.
And it's an app that lets you play a bunch of different video games and even MAKE YOUR OWN.
Hello! I asked HI-FI RUSH director
@johnjohanas
about his favourite reference in the game -- it's the Xenogears one.
"We actually contacted Square Enix... they’re like, '...yeah, okay. That’s weird. But okay.'"
📄
Somebody in Death Stranding just gave me over 300 likes in one go for a ladder I placed in the world somewhere, and no amount of favs on this hell site will ever compare.
I can picture them furiously mashing their PS4 touchpad and that makes me happy.
After 12 and a half long years of good times and great work, my role with GameSpot has been made redundant.
If anyone out there could use the skills of someone with this much senior editorial and video production experience, well, my schedule is looking pretty free right now.
I want to remind everyone that Commander Keen is canonically the grandson of BJ Blazkowicz, and the father of the guy from Doom. It appears the new Keen protagonists are the children of the original Keen, meaning ONE OF THESE CHILDREN IS ACTUALLY THE DOOMGUY/GIRL.
#E32019
Yeah, I'm into video games. But I guess you could say I've got pretty niche tastes.
My favourite genre right now is "Two Gruff Japanese Men Standing Back-To-Back, in An Eighth Mainline Game Within a Series About Punching People, Releasing on 26 January 2024."
Some people speculating about the intrinsic dependency between advertisers and editorial in this thread.
I once gave a AAA game a 6 on GameSpot. Publisher had a big advertising package planned, which was quietly moved to a sister site. I didn’t hear about it until much later.
I still occasionally have people tell me that game critics are paid by publishers for good reviews, and it's just like...do you know how huge it'd be to break that story? To be the site that reveals the cash payouts everyone is taking? And NO ONE has spilled the beans!??
The Outer Worlds is even better than I expected. A fantastic game full of consistently excellent writing, fantastic characters and plenty of
@Obsidian
magic. Please read my review on
@GameSpot
:
Today I'm announcing that I will be having four consumable items for breakfast this morning.
I won't go into specifics, but a couple of them are beverages that feed into a long-term strategy of keeping awake and healthy, and the others are smaller, underrated foods. Thank you.
I got news: In March I'm going to be stepping into a new role as the Managing Editor of
@Screenhub
, a publication that covers film, television, and yes, ~~video games~~ with an arts angle and a particular focus on the Australian industries and the people in and around them.
If you go for too long without taking a shower, pursuers can tell you're hiding in a room because of your smell. If you take a shower and forget to dry off, you can slip and fall while running because you're still wet, and then break your leg. Anyway, game of the year.
If you've started playing God of War, or have some intention of doing so, then I HIGHLY recommend you ditch the HUD with the Immersive mode. It's way nicer, really accessible, and I wrote way too many words to assure you of the fact:
For April Fools this year, the Yakuza team dropped a "leaked" video that revealed a turn-based combat system for the next game.
Welp, turns out that was no fucking joke.
A GameSpot reader went out of their way to create a site account just so they could DM me and say they liked one of my reviews. It was so nice! Thank the people behind things you enjoy, even one offhand positive comment can nuke the effects of like a dozen edgelord ones.
All those Australian Game Dev Award nominations don't lie--Webbed is one of the best video games to come out of the country this year.
Here's
@nickkennedy
's great review. That's TWO recommendations you have for it now.
SOME NEWS:
At the end of 2023, I will be leaving GamesHub.
This was an *incredibly* tough decision! I'll say more about it later.
Until then, we are looking for a cool and smart person to step in and take charge of our S-Tier video game publication:
Wow hey, I guess if you got a kick out of this tweet, chances are you'll probably also appreciate my interview with the directors of Fire Emblem: Three Houses over on
@GameSpot
. Peace.
Good news everyone, I found my Yakuza 3 / Ryu Ga Gotoku promotional cigarette lighter. Turns out we’ve been using it to light birthday candles for 15 years.
hello I have spent almost every night for the last two weeks playing Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom until like 3am.
It's basically like playing Breath of the Wild again, for the very first time.
I am very tired. Here is my review. Thank you very much.
Spent this morning chatting with the director of my *all-time favourite* RPGs, Yoshinori Kitase (FFVI, Chrono Trigger, FFVII), and playing 3-4 hours of FFVII Remake. Look forward to coverage on
@GameSpot
in a few weeks.
Yo so that Final Fantasy VII Remake demo just dropped and all, but I played a *bunch* more past that, so if you're curious, here's my preview on
@GameSpot
:
GameSpot reader Daniel Moreno (
@dmorenoks
) built an incredibly detailed virtual museum in Unreal, with an art exhibition dedicated to the site and its staff, and it's just about the most wonderful thing anyone has ever done for us. Go visit it:
Here’s something shitty:
- The PSOne Classics version of Chrono Cross can’t be found on the PS Vita store anymore, only on your download list if you bought before. Runs fine though.
- It’s on the PS3 store, but trying to install and run it tells me it expired? In 1970?? wtf
Hello. In the past week, I have spent an uncomfortable amount of time cramming Fallout 76, the latest game in a series I am incredibly fond of. Anyway, here is my final review on
@GameSpot
. I hope you are enjoying quality time with your loved ones.
The Australian Government has announced a number of proposed changes to the country's Classification Scheme.
These include classifying any game with loot boxes as M15+.
Any game with 'simulated gambling' will be rated R18+.
The strength of the Fallout series has always been in its potential for divergent playstyles and the freedom it gives you to roleplay as you see fit. Happy to see philosophy remain in
#Fallout76
#mywayorthehighway
Thank you for all the kind words and signal boosting. It is very appreciated. Please also spare a thought for behind-the-scenes staff who shared a similar fate. Going to go cuddle my infant and toddler for a couple days before taking stock of everything. 2020 amirite.
As of this week, I am no longer the Managing Editor of GamesHub Dot Com!
I love GamesHub, and I am very proud of how
@legenette
and I managed to build, shape, and grow it from scratch over the last 2 years.
Anyway here are some thoughts and thank yous: (1/9 lol)
There's no rice in the house, and thanks to the coronavirus panic, no rice available in supermarkets. There's no rice for dinner. This is unacceptable. I need some fucking rice. White people don't even know how to cook rice properly. They use the microwave like savages probably.
It's a procedurally generated immersive sim, and you're a detective in a neo-noir city that's completely unique to you.
Read
@lawnch1
's take on why Shadows of Doubt is one of the most astounding games of 2023.
@detectivesim
@colejefferies
PEEKABOO! I see my
@Hitman
2 review, primed for your reading and viewing pleasure on
@GameSpot
now. Did you like the 2016 Hitman? This one is a no-brainer, and the new locations are fantastic.
Shadow of the Colossus is a modern classic that you must play, either for the first time or the fifteenth. The remake is stunning and makes every aspect of the game even more magical. My review:
Just updated
@GameSpot
's Into The Breach review with a few paragraphs about my experience with the Switch version. Long story short: It's great, the controls are smart, it's still my 2018 GOTY and everyone needs to own it and appreciate the stellar design:
The ever-lyrical
@davidwildgoose
wrote some beautiful words about the amazing Disco Elysium by
@studioZAUM
.
It is the 16th game to get a score of 10/10 on
@GameSpot
.
Please read this wonderful review and play this masterpiece.
I've been playing a ton of
#Fallout76
. It feels like I've still got a lot of game to see, but I wrote up some early review impressions over at
@GameSpot
.
The Mortal Kombat 11 redesign of Kano saw the creation of the greatest Australian video game character known to history. Better than Overwatch's Junkrat. Better than Tekken's Roger the Kangaroo. In this essay I will...
#MK11
I spent a bunch of time in Far Cry Arcade, and had a good, long think about what I said before. It has its problems, but I still really enjoy Far Cry 5. Full review now on
@GameSpot
:
Oh, you thought Fallout 76 was going to be the most disappointing game released this month? Well, allow me to share
@davidwildgoose
's review of Underworld Ascendant on
@GameSpot
(Only 90's kids will be upset):
Despite Australia being the objectively better country, Forza Horizon 4's Britain is still a bunch of fun to vroom around in. Here's my
@GameSpot
review:
This week,
@JessMcDonell
put together a great
@GameSpot
video feature on the state of cross-platform play. You can watch it here:
It's pretty well-researched and sourced, plus it's already been mansplained back to her so you know it's good:
Add me to the list of people upset that Bluey: The Videogame isn't being developed by a studio within Australia's incredible games industry.
Unfortunately, the BBC holds all global merchandising rights to Bluey. 🙃
Anyway, here's something that
@astroblob
, the team at ScreenHub/ArtsHub, and I have been working hard on:
A mentorship program for aspiring game writers as part of
@GamesWeekMelbs
Please share! Let's help some new voices get heard.📣
I have seen 1 hour of Cyberpunk 2077 gameplay. It's first-person. Fully customizable characters. Good-looking action shooting and skills. There's driving. Non-violent options. Serious choices and consequences. Blue skies. You have a "Cool" stat. I cannot wait for this.
#E32018
Hello!
@davidwildgoose
wrote a great
@GameSpot
review of a game that I'm dying to spend way more time with, Mutant Year Zero: Road To Eden. THIS GAME IS VERY GOOD, EVERYONE.
I finally wrote my review of
@PlayNeonWhite
! A game I tried to savour for as long as possible, a game that made me feel *alive* and served as a hearty mid-year reminder that video games are incredible and I love them.
Mid-year GOTY rank: 1
*cracks beer*
Exactly one year ago I got told that I would no longer be employed at GameSpot after the Red Ventures acquisition. I was one of the longest-serving employees at CBSi Australia and GameSpot at the time.