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John William Breitzman

@EatThisLLC

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Wanted to put both playlists in one post and pin it, so as they don’t get lost Twitter Playlist via @YouTube Twitter Playlist B Side
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@JulieBanderas No ma’am you should not stay in wearing that
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@oberlincollege 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 You gotta pay $36 million dollars in damages to Gibson’s Bakery for your lies and smears! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I just listened to @orianthi new single Ghost, and it’s really moving me— some of you may have divined some of my past from these posts, this song captures the lack of closure derived from loss many of us feel just listen to her Ghost via @YouTube
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@HmJileswrites Mel Gibson styled the entire film Apocalypto as one long chase scene - I think he succeeded
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@Sophia_Nyx Sam Rockwell (his performance in 3 billboards😮)
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@aishahhasnie I have a toothache right now. That giant KitKat would literally murder me! You look great, Hoosier
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44/ we drove home defeated, I should have read the signs ahead of time, and stopped all of this before it happened—but that’s not who we were, we kept going until we broke. I bought all Isaac’s LSD and spent the next 3 days writing the screenplay of this — it’s ridiculous 🤣😫🤷
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my most preposterous Adderall script— Except I was on LSD 🤣
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@BeckyBunzy 👏👏👏👏
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@TheCinesthetic …well, 3 actors for this one…Edward/Brad & Helena 🤣 (nobody else is going to say this one😁) from Fight Club
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@Ashy_slashee Warcraft was way better than the reviews indicated And John Carter was good, also got panned
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@JLo @STATIONHEAD Damn, now JLo on Stationhead - guess I’ll try it again
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@Rothmus I remember once I had to call Germany for a code to my Audi TTs stereo because the battery died - this was like 2006 - no computers in cars yet
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@KSJ_Kreative YES! I’ve lived at the shore for 20+ years, and love going out in a boat on the bay. 1st time I got crazy sunburnt- so I bought an awesome boat hat! Most I’ve ever caught one outing was 5 (2keepers) here’s my hat
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@charliekirk11 ‘…But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same object, evinces a design to reduce them under absolute despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such government, and to provide new guards for their future security.’
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@matthewdmarsden You cannot even be a conservative electrician on an IATSE crew (unless you are concealing your beliefs). The last time I tried to make a show, I got money from a car dealership- only because I filmed the guys daughter in beauty pageants! We never spoke about politics
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@iamnot_elon Whattabout the NOx
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@poppygibsonuk No, it’s always rainy
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@RealHughJackman 2 of those pics stuntman - obviously 😁
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@IsabellaMDeLuca Izzy, will you come see me on visiting day? Bake me a cake?
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@LindseyStirling I use to play a game after livestreams where I would jump around from one of your videos to another - watching and leave silly comments in the comment section - desperately trying to write something witty before the song ended and I went to the next. I called it Lindsey Tag.
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@channingtatum Awful camera work - do better or you will be cursed with a rolled ankle! Have fun!
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@IsabellaMDeLuca Hey Izzy, do you physically feel the Holy Spirit? Like in a real, supernatural (miraculous) way? I know I have, and I want to know if you think the Holy Spirit can come to us when we are in need or it is called upon?
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@bdomenech ‘fellow’ Millennials—damn, dude…I thought you were Gen X…umm…seriously, do you need someone to go to the gym with, a spa day, or a new stylist..😆
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@ChayaRaichik10 It’s like they’re dudes with a new yard tool and accessories
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@DallasDHom — i was going to say, yanno, maybe you talk to much, and you should give someone else a chance to talk on your own posts…
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Cinnamon Sugar French Toast
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@LindseyStirling You did great, Ariel!
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@matthewdmarsden You never followed me back or subscribed- I’m clearly ON YOUR TEAM and filmmaker - practice what you preach
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@TheNostalgicCo —dammit, forgot to sign the pre-nup…go ahead, just take it all…
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@BritMartinez The night the bridge fell down
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OK, you guys know I’m super cool, RIGHT? well, Orianthi is SOOOO FREAKIN COOL she made me feel like a A/V Club nerd in high school! 🤣 I’m such a dork in all these selfies she took with me😂—she even put her arm around me! I didn’t touch her, I was afraid of a restraining order🤣
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@JackCarrUSA @TheSlyStallone @_DavidMorrell This was the first one i was old enough to see in the theater. Most memorable scene was cauterizing his injury with gunpowder.
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@carlsten_n @orianthi @BneJovi @coon_doggie @RobieTrevisan @77MASH @ORIANTHIjpn Ok I’m sober now, but I should get a hall pass to try her purple vodka, right?
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I’m just going to start pushing all the buttons real fast, like you do when you don’t know how to play the video game—but on Twitter and Instagram and see what happens…
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@CultureCrave @PremiereFR I love this - much like many of my old scripts - gotta have the main characters. Faith and funny can co-exist in great art
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@LindseyStirling By the end of the Varsity Tutor, I ended up talking about faith and the Holy Spirit and you were like going really fast - probs keeping up with the messages (and going over allotted time) , it was totally manic and awesome and I knew - that’s the Holy Spirit!
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@RealHughJackman If it is to be it is up to me
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I’m going to make some cinnamon sugar French toast in a bit and post a vid of it later. Stay tuned This Sara Lee bread is soooooo good you guys. I try not to eat carbs, but if I’m going to do it—I’m going to make it worth it. THIS:
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yesterday was my one year anniversary for being sober and I totally forgot about it until I looked at the calendar this morning…was kinda busy all day in agony and then recovering after getting another tooth yanked out of my face. Anyway, hooray 🥳🎉🎈…still sober 👍
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@buitengebieden Me on Twitter🤣🤣🤣🤟🤟🤟
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@missmorenab I like your pants in this ensemble too
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@JoeDeVitoComedy And he’s squeezed out 22 kids!
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@BritMartinez @TheLaurenChen You kinda like a sock puppet whore account huh?
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@tomwaits @LouDPhillips ‘what’s he building in there…?’
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@AllisonBJanney You are at your best tweeting about dogs and lost pets - fuck all this other shit!
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@Steampunk_T you see a door like that, you wanna open it and see where it leads…
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Ready to Rock!
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1/ my first time Acting on stage (October 2 - 5, 1997) Rave On, Raven there is very low quality embarrassing old VHS footage of this show — which I uploaded on YouTube, but will probs never be sharing 🤣 I was an Undergraduate at the University of Louisville at the time…
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@Mereshas Ok you caught me I set notifications let’s not make a big deal about it😁
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@wildethingy It’s not the finding or burning I’m having a problem with—it’s catching them once I find em, they are surprisingly spry and fast, and if she has a broom handy, well…obviously she can fly away, so…
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I never even once wore this shirt while working at the cabaret— i always wore a button down, tie, and slacks. I had to look good there and this t-shirt was not going to work for me 😁 - the owner didn’t mind
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@AllisonBJanney @AmeliaAirRescue @NBCPhiladelphia Nice to hear from CJ Craig! I’m from KY and I love my yorkipoo! If he was stuck in a flood I would be so grateful you guys were out there to rescue him!
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@DestryBrod Another winner! 😂Thanks guy
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@ashadahmed_ ummm..,I always have that 😆
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1/ Kelly and I used to play a sick game. It came natural for us both. We called it ʻLeaving Las Vegasʼ, and our role-playing mirrored the behavior of the the two main characters of the Academy Award winning film. She would play my whore paramour and I would be her abusive drunk
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@toys_retro Yanno I didn’t really have one, until I started making film/video - that’s crazy, I guess I just didn’t have any skin in the game
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@MarkRuffalo Pretending the trans agenda is accepted by the majority of Democrats is a fallacy…and using it to attack Republicans is only a cudgel meant to divide. People like @MarkRuffalo use this issue for their own profit - preening in their own fake virtue.
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@MistyDreamZzz Awwww….can I have some air and 1/2 a grape honey?
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@BradleyWhitford This! Where are your barely intelligible snarks about fascism now? Your guy literally staged this on purpose
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@LindseyStirling You all are going to do amazing!
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@matthewdmarsden @MikieSherrill Yup I live in Jersey - this hooker doesn’t speak for me or the entire South of the state. Trump is very popular in the Atlantic City area- his name was on many of our paychecks for decades! Search her house for @BobMenendezNJ gold bars NJ dems are all corrupt
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@orianthi @GuitarWorld 👏👏 with the bangs for the win! 🤟
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@TheNostalgicCo I’m sorry…I just can’t figure out this social media stuff and women 😁
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@LindseyStirling have a great show tonight
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Here is Beck’s catchy upbeat summer song about murdering a girl🫨🤷😬 Beck - Girl via @YouTube
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egg salad sandwich
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This is the shirt Nik Wallenda gave me in 2016 when his summer residence with us ended. It’s not a crew shirt, it’s from his merch— he did have crew shirts made, but only his sons and daughter had them (and a few cousins🤣)
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@JohnFetterman Just ask your mommy and daddy to continue to fund your pretend leadership
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@JackCarrUSA “Their soldier lives were the reveille of freedom to a race in chains, and their death a tattoo of rebellious tyranny in arms. We should guard their graves with sacred vigilance." - it’s a great line
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@LindseyStirling This one time, you had a Varsity Tutors, and I sorta crashed it🫣, and I just couldn’t stop messaging throughout about showbiz, while you had this awesome lesson plan teaching kids story structure and stuff - but it felt like you were talking back to me so I kept yammering🤭
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@RealJamesWoods strength of character before downright force if God’s grace allows
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@prattprattpratt Good luck - that’s a great Twitter Quest!
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@orianthi @RPlayhouse —they don’t know what’s about to hit em! 🔥🔥🔥🤟
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@SelfMadeMastery (Final Jeopardy Theme Music)
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@LindseyStirling really nice pics 👏👏 (l love the Evita shot—I did that in a film too once)
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All packed for a gig tomorrow!
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@LindseyStirling now officially has twice as many songs on the playlist as anyone else It’s still Father’s Day ya’ll, this is the most Beautiful tribute imaginable Goodnight from the East Coast Lindsey Stirling - Lose You Now (feat. Mako) via @YouTube
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@LindseyStirling @gloriagaynor @RadioCity you always have the best colabs Lindsey, I’m sure it’s going to be great! 👍
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@matthewdmarsden Can you use it to transport a set built for a community theatre production or no? If yes, then yes, - if no : technical rehearsal continues until at least 3 people are crying
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I posted this in a reply weeks ago, I think Lisa Booth on FNC looks like Lzzy Hale — if Lzzy was ever chill and just chatting. In my mind, everyone in their music videos is like that all the time 😆 Halestorm - Wicked Ways [Official Video] via @YouTube
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@OddestHistory_ the residual LSD still in my spine from 20 years ago is just now hitting me and I’m peaking (looks like Adolf here is too😵‍💫)
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…so was really busy editing yesterday and totally forgot to post some weekend music videos— this has been on my unlisted playlist for months, can’t believe took me this long to post Sophie Lloyd - Imposter Syndrome (feat. Lzzy Hale) Official Music Video
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@emily_tweets and your feet are cold, i know
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this crew shirt is completely stealth on the front, no logo at all— so you get the back today 😀
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my oldest crew shirt—from Indianapolis 2002. This show was terrible…they had like 30 trucks full of shit. We stagehands invented a ‘rule of thumb’ after it—the more trucks you have, the more the music sucks. The set, lights, sound, spectacle might be great…but the music…🤣🤟🤭
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@stephenRB4 duh— you guys got leprechauns 😆
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🤬🤬never have I been so slandered as this! — to be labeled a member of the ‘Press’ IS AN INSULT TOO FAR!!
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@wiseconnector My father died of a heart attack and so did all of his 6 brothers🥺 - I have lived under the Sword of Damocles my whole life…you live a different way in these circumstances - you seek to create something that will outlive yourself (maybe something that can last forever)
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@alicewetterlund … We all wish your mother had completed her abortion…
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