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@ELBlythy1905
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7 months
I’ll never understand people who drink non alcoholic beer, if you don’t wanna drink alcohol that’s fair enough but just have a lemonade or water ffs
@SkyNews
Sky News
7 months
Almost half of Britain's youngest drinkers are turning down booze for low or no-alcohol alternatives, a survey has found. Read more 🔗
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@ELBlythy1905
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2 months
If you offered me that night the trophy but said what was coming for years after I still without doubt would have taken it. Can’t beat the CL.
@ChelseaFC
Chelsea FC
2 months
Good morning. ☕️ #OnThisDay in 2021. 🏙️
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@ELBlythy1905
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2 months
Yeah let’s all wear skirts and get our little choads out instead. Nonces.
@cfcjoe1888_
J🇻🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
2 months
everything about england fans and english fan culture is just shite, from clubs to the national team shit generic chants, forced limbs and silent stadiums
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@ELBlythy1905
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7 years
Imagine being one of them boyfriends that makes your girl block every guy she's even slightly mates with why u shook if she's your gf👀🤷🏻‍♂️😂
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6 months
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1 year
Imagine carrying a child for 9 months for them to become a… ticket inspector what a wasteman
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5 months
We used to be a proper team with proper blokes. Most of our players now we’ve at some point had a serious discussion whether or not they could be gay ffs.
@UpshotTowers
The Upshot
5 months
As Chelsea won the 2004/5 title, John Terry was shagging left, right and centre. From sex on the M25 to breaking into Wayne Bridge's house, he was the subject of eight kiss n'tells in one year. So if you don't like tabloid filth, stop reading now... John's randy rampage
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1 year
This video is everything you need to know about what’s wrong with police of today. I don’t even need to say
@PolitlcsUK
Politics UK
1 year
🚨 | NEW: A builder loses it with Just Stop Oil protestors and begins throwing them out of the road before he is jumped on and ARRESTED by the police
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3 years
Some days I think I ain’t good looking enough for some birds and then I remember things like Les Dennis was smashing this...
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Amanda Holden
3 years
...Feeling ‘all white’ today 😂❤️
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3 months
Put your passports away ole ole
@CraigHope_DM
Craig Hope
3 months
🎶 Europe again, ole, ole, ole 🎶 #nufc
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3 years
England flags in ENGLAND ??!! Nooo way that’s disgusting!!!!!
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@ELBlythy1905
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8 months
Chelsea.
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@ELBlythy1905
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3 years
Me in the ground whenever we used to go even 1 goal down with Sarri in charge.
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@ELBlythy1905
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1 year
Another new male at my work who doesn’t like football or any other sports really. What did I do to deserve this?
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1 year
Reece James has literally won the champions league you gigantic retard 😂😂😂
@simiafc
Simi
1 year
My captain at 23 Your captain at 23
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4 months
Thursday nights in gaffs like Magaluf is exactly what we deserve after the last couple of years
@siphillipssport
Simon Phillips
4 months
Paul Merson: “They can’t want to get in the Europa Conference [League], surely? “Why would you want to get in that on Thursday nights? Chelsea have got a squad together to go and try to win the Premier League, not play on Thursday nights in Magaluf.”
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7 months
@stfc_edwardsx I often go to pubs when I’m driving after and will just have a pack of crisps and few fizzy drinks but each to their own
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3 years
Not to over exaggerate but Mason Mount is the best player in the world.
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1 year
This bloke is so annoying
@talkSPORT
talkSPORT
1 year
❌ “I can’t sit here and say Chelsea lack players after the money spent…” 😳 “How can they still need players??” Lianne Sanderson slams the idea of #CFC needing more players this window
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1 year
I’m not being bitter trust me but there’s not one team in the country that take the community shield as serious as Arsenal fans 😂
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4 months
Ah man Alfie Gilchrist had just lived half of our boyhood dreams there 💙👏🏻
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1 year
You’re mentally Ill if you’re going city tomorrow 😂
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1 year
All well and good until you’re in an argument and then get called a fat cunt
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Roberto McCall 🇯🇲
1 year
Do women actually prefer this over flat or abs?
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3 years
Northerners calling gear beak will never not be funny to me, what a word.
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5 months
Absolutely wonderfully horrible away end that night way it should be. Depressing what we’ve become even just since then.
@jaspermather26
Jasper
6 years
Much requested video, took it down after barça game but it’s back. Our whole end launching whatever they had onto the tier below when Alonso didn’t get that penalty.................
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3 years
Seeing so many enjoying themselves today has genuinely put a smile on my face, can’t wait to amongst it too at the weekend.
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28 days
Wind it in fucking hell, do you know Chelsea are an English team?
@ChelseaFC
Chelsea FC
28 days
Next stop, Berlin. Cucu’s on fire, Europe’s right wingers are terrified. Our Spanish left-back has been a standout performer at the Euros. Tidy on the ball, combative off it.
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7 years
You will never ever see Chelsea get embarrassed like this in Europe I promise every single one of you.
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7 years
I'm gonna go to the megastore & ask for an Aubameyang shirt and hope for the best
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8 months
Some of the people I’m seeing get luton away tickets 😪 supports finished
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11 days
@JWJB_CAFC He does everything for interactions, he can’t be that thick. Although he is scouse so maybe.
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3 months
It’s the worry of who’s coming in…
@MadMontana
MadMontana
3 months
Stop crying, he was bang average & didn’t like us anyway 🤣
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11 months
Worst thing about all this right now is all the divs still won’t fuck off.
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10 months
Some of you won’t wanna hear this but half the time bullying works. Use criticism as fuel to come back stronger and don’t baby people like even spurs fans did Saka it’s disgusting.
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11 months
Morning everyone, here’s another grass and yet again guess what team he supports
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@ELBlythy1905
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6 months
Quick enough to slag off our support these days but last two aways have sounded very good, even before winning 👍🏻
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@ELBlythy1905
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8 months
Cor that felt good first time in ages a buzzing Stamford bridge 😍
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1 year
Despise people at work who know absolutely nothing about football trying to talk to you about football. Trust me I’m fine with the good morning and keeping it moving.
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11 months
Most bait bloke giving away the glitch to get his season ticket & now wants to scream this. Maybe if you wasn’t such a busy bod on here with your Green ticks at 10:01 every week constantly talking about points we’d all still be fine anyway.
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22 days
What a brave woman. Lucky she wasn’t younger they would have raped her.
@TRobinsonNewEra
Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧
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With police nowhere to be seen as the entire area of Harehills in Leeds is firebombed. It's left to a lone white woman to confront the rioters.
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5 months
Rice is so cringe 😭 like he’s undercover old bill
@eurofootcom
EuroFoot
5 months
🌶️😂 Declan Rice about to try Saka's new Nandos sauce… 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Saka: "Mans been cooking!" 👨‍🍳🔥
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10 months
Freedom of speech in England well and truly mudded. What a joke and not the first time I’ve seen shit like this come of tweets.
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2 years
If I’m honest the only thing I’m actually really annoyed about is the Tuchel bugle song won’t be around at Christmas time now 😔
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@ELBlythy1905
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6 years
Them girls that go round tryna fuck all the boys from the same group 😂😂
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@ELBlythy1905
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3 years
Stay indoors then 👍🏻
@Kateandtheboys
Kate
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Wow. I'm 25 and terrified of going to restaurants, bars and clubs when they reopen
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7 months
Don’t think I can take 3 cup final losses to that lot in a row especially in such a short space of time, so we need to think of sumin.
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11 days
Another dirty nonce BBC presenter imagine my shock.
@TheSun
The Sun
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Ex-BBC presenter Huw Edwards charged with making indecent images of children
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11 months
It’s pointless if you’re committed to eachother you’re committed? Why do you need some 20 grand day for it
@sspencerukk
SP
11 months
Getting married when you aren’t religious is proper pointless, like getting a season ticket for a club you don’t support
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This blokes fucking jarring, made of glass and really shit.
@TheBlueDodger
Chelsea Dodgers
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Wesley Fofana via IG.
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4 months
Surprise surprise no St George’s day post from @ChelseaFC - swines
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3 years
Horrid little snitch, wtf do you get out of that? Worst kind of people.
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10 months
Can’t wait for Newcastle to get a battering in Paris, can’t stand that lot.
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1 year
@SheikhAlJamal The influx of mongs is unbearable, look at them they genuinely think this is hilarious singing this
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10 months
Embarrassment to boxing stop this influencers shit immediately
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11 months
Pure hatred for this lot
@tomkir12
Tom K
11 months
State of this. Wannabe AFTV strikes again🥴
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2 years
When Roman used to sack managers even if you didn’t agree with it you just knew everything was gonna be alright. Todd ain’t got a clue that’s why I’m worried.
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I’d love to know where the kid is all the time
Bank hol bevs 🫶💜
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10 months
Yeah I’d hate to run into Fulham’s proper bunch 🥴 do me a favour
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3 years
I’ve gone more nuts when my numbers been called out at kings cross McDonald’s
@MirrorFootball
Mirror Football
3 years
Chelsea fans react to Havertz's goal. 😍
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3 years
I love all the filthy looks I get every day in the shops for not wearing a mask, go on June say sumin you wrinkly bat
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4 months
That little he/she kid is so jarring. What hope does he have though when his dad’s shadrach dingle eating popcorn at football.
@abbieleighh26
Abbie 💕🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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What’s the pointtt
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1 year
Little internet nerds that have gained a few hundred subscribers on YouTube trying to tell consistent premier league winners how titles are gonna be won again. Left with egg on their face, what a surprise.
@StokeyyG2
george
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Gary Neville saw the future…
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If there’s any life left in the pave hopefully we’ll see some unsavoury scenes from Sunderland Newcastle today
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3 years
Work and trim done, wonder who’s daughter is getting waffle in their ear tonight
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7 years
The amount of people you see couple up with someone just because they’re just incapable of being independent these days is very sad.
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8 years
Snapchat need to bring back showing people's top 3 best friends used to be a great topic of discussion.
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2 years
Imagine getting back home and she takes her arse off 🫤
@DailyLoud
Daily Loud
2 years
they are making BBL shorts now 😂
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3 years
Raves and festivals need to do tickets on a loyalty points basis like football now. (You lot think I’m joking init, well I’m not) Half these cunts didn’t even give a shit about any of it before covid either I bet.
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10 months
Football is so robotic now with overly obsessed stat nerds
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2 years
Saturday was such a top day out, first time in ages I’ve been proud of the majority of our away end💙 make Chelsea vile again, it pushes the team on too.
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8 months
Yeah I didn’t get this, my first guess was the local greggs manager had died or something along those lines and it was a tribute.
@FaceSeriousCFC
Gary 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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No idea what/why this is but this flag in the away end last night 😂
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3 years
Strange way of saying you have no friends.
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3 months
If you’re proper spurs and wanna win tonight then you’re wrong I’m sorry all these pundits ain’t got a clue
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11 months
Anyway fuck the football. No I don’t like rugby
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You’ve got one job @England don’t you dare ruin my birthday. Come on boys 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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2 years
BUSSS CASE BOYS NO FBO 🙌🏻
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8 months
Tonight first time I’ve said it so here it is - Poch out.
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3 years
Girl from the club Saturday night has just followed me on insta and turns out my beer goggles were firmly on.
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7 months
Like to think we’ve still got this in us 👍🏻
@CFC_Joe1
Joe
7 months
Time for this to ring round Wembley again 😎
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1 year
That line up proves all Lampard cares about is himself because half that line up aren’t even gonna be here next season. Play the new young play ffs
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1 year
Went on one of those brunches yesterday for a pals bday for first time and all I’ll say is I see how birds get paralytic now to the point they’re on the floor 😂
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3 months
Fucking state of that, can people stop bringing their birds along to aways too that never used to go before knowing one and other. If you wanna have a date do something normal berks.
@SparrowThrow
John Sparrow’s long throw
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Wonderful day out!
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5 years
Just had a ticket inspector believe I’m 15, I’ve just turned 22. The baby face works wonders 😍
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5 years
Can’t stop creasing @ConnorSully01 got sent to the paramedics yesterday because he was walking through docks being sick on people 😂😂😭
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7 months
Literally any fucker at all can be OB now Init no standards 😂🤦🏻‍♂️ the third one would still get her piggy arse tonked tho
@sspencerukk
SP
7 months
Turns out this wasn’t a pisstake hahaha
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4 years
As if I didn’t think my mates weren’t bent up enough I’ve got one going on naked attraction tonight 😂
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1 month
Can already feel that horrid Monday hangover fresh off the back of a penalties exit to Slovakia.
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6 months
Football without hatred would be nothing.
@tovers98
Tom Overend
6 months
Shocking scenes at the Hawthorns. Saddens me that people resort to violence over a game of football.
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7 years
@GNev2 Moh is such a massive helmet
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3 years
LP’s gonna smack some football twitter nerd over a Lampard/Sarri debate. This is what twitters about 🤣🤣
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4 months
Going on holiday for a week is just a tad different to migration you whopper.
@TesticleOReilly
Testicle O'Reilly
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The English: if they're coming over here they should accept our culture! Also the English:
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3 years
This is one of those videos I physically can’t bring myself not to click on every time I come across it 🤣
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2 years
Train to Murderers, victims, snitches away. Come on Chels.
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Just renewed my membership, fucking £40 swear it was about £20 2 years ago 😭
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7 months
We don’t give a shit what you sing lads
@LutonTown
Luton Town FC
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A message from Rob to all supporters attending tomorrow's game.
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