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Making this lad play here whilst the shower of shit that are playing in America at CB couldn't lace his boots. Wankers
@ChelseaFC
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Remember the fat Tottenham prick played Colwill left back and Chilwell left wing. He should've be gone then. 3 games in
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This picture sums our club up. A bloke who cares, and has won the lot, absolutely devastated. A bloke who's bang average and won fuck all, laughing.
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The absolute don of dons. Miss him bad 😭
Abramovich was involved in the prisoner exchange between the US and Russia - The Times
The Times reports that in late 2023, media magnate Rupert Murdoch turned to the Russian businessman for assistance in the release of American journalist Evan Gershkovich.
Abramovich is
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To think most of you gave him untold shit when he played for us. Now you make out like he's some kinda hero. He was the bollocks
Willian’s kids still support chelsea.
Once a blue, always a blue.
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Only striker fit at the club. Just play him 90 mins every game from now till end of the season. Can't do any worse than not scoring can he?
Signed. Too raw. In U21s. Never looked at. Mis-managed/planned.
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If it kicked off on a night out I couldn't think of 3 worse people to be standing next to
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No playing Silva cos his Mrs has bigger bollocks than the manager. Fucking great Poch
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Where has this work rate been all season? Every player work their bollocks off. That's all every fan wants to see
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When Chelsea signed Cech I was fuming as didn't think anyone could be better than Cudicini
What’s the worst take you’ve ever had, that you’re willing to admit?
Eg, predicting a footballer would be terrible, but went on to be world class etc.
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If I was either of them I would refuse to leave. Stay 1 more season and leave for free next summer. Fuck these owners
Chelsea are willing to do business on at least one of Chalobah or Gallagher in order to meet PSR.
Chelsea want around £25m. [
@MiguelDelaney
]
#CFC
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Not 1 of em even looking at him in the eye
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Leeds at home tomorrow. Huge. Hopefully every Chelsea fan that films themselves the whole game gets proper ironed out. Brasses included
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Hard to love any of this team but find it hard to understand how people can dislike Gallagher more than anyone else in this squad
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From Thomas Tuchel to this in less than 2 years. They couldn't have fucked it up any more if they tried could they
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Bet he's got a Bournemouth away ticket 🥴
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If Connor Gallagher ain't your fave Chelsea player currently you don't get it. I'll give you Silva but beyond that na
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Remember when going to Chelsea did really get in the way of a good day out. When the players actually cared. When you could take your whole family for less than a week's wages. When we didn't have a Tottenham shitcunt as manager. When we didn't have yank owners. That was lovely
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Oi
@chelseafc
sign whoever runs the
@NFFC
twitter account asap. Got more bollocks than anyone in our squad
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Up the fucking Chels. Youngest has been ready since 11. We ain't leaving till 1 😂💙
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Top scouting whoever found Mudryk. He's fucking useless
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So glad my old man is Chelsea and so am I because of that. Imagine supporting either of these 2. Grim as fuck
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Badly want the Tories to lose. Badly don't want Labour to win. What a shit show we've gotten into
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Sacked by Parma, and got Leicester promoted with the best squad in the league by a million miles. If this CV turns up on any other top teams desk it's get thrown in the bin without a reply. He's gonna be our manager ffs
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I'd genuinely be alright with us getting relegated now. Would get rid of half the whoppers that claim to support us and would be some blinding away games.
@NiceGuyKenny
could got to Bristol city away too 🌧️🌧️
There is a scenario in which this is the final Premier League table and Chelsea face relegation 😱
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If the Ukrainian is still allowed to wear number 10 next season, I'm 100% calling it a day
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I'm in a cracking restaurant/pub with the Mrs. The amount of people that don't say please or thank you is off the scale. Disgusting pricks. 99.5%
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If Roman didn't sack Ancelotti when he did and let him have full control and he was still our manager now. How many more/less trophies would we now have? I reckon 6 more leagues and 3 more CL leagues easily
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I'd rather the new owners spent nothing and we had a team of youth players than this shit. Be a lot easier to get behind
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117 to build the club. 2 years for you to royally fuck it up. Congratulations
@todd_boehly
happy birthday
@ChelseaFC
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£6.99 for a can of Stella poured into a plastic cup by some raspberry that manages to make it look like an ice cream after queuing for 20 minutes. Fucking shithole
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I probably won't even watch Chelsea on Sunday. Sold my seat. The end is near for me I'm afraid. It's less enjoyable now than it was during COVID with no crowds imo
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Southgate thinks Bowen is better than Palmer. It's not even worth watching England play
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Chelsea Football club have basically gone to a car boot sale this summer and got rid of 90% of the shit around the house you could've easily thrown in a skip. Fair play
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I genuinely wouldn't be upset if every current Chelsea player never played for Chelsea again. An absolute shower of cnuts
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There's nothing good about it anymore is there
I’m just standing at the bar, with Trevoh Chalobah 🎶
Train journey better than the football!!
#CFC
#Chelsea
#ChelseaFC
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Whole club need a big bag of "man the fuck up"
🚨 Romeo Lavia has suffered ‘bad bruising’ to his thigh and could be out for a few weeks.
#Chelsea
aren’t going to rush him.
{via
@FrazFletcher
}
#CFC
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Polite reminder, if there's workmen working outside/near your house in this weather. Pop out and ask if they'd like a nice cold drink. It's not hard and it goes a bloody long way
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Could've played Maatsen there but didn't think he's a left back. Loaned him out and he's been magic and in the CL final. Fuck the Tottenham wnaker
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Funny thing is half the divvy fanbase wanted this mob to take over and protested against the Ricketts family.
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Probably put a keeper upfront, the fat Tottenham div
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Should sack him mid tournament for saying this
“We don’t have a natural replacement for Kalvin Phillips…”
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@Chris26daltons
Last 6 games were decent and he's pulled the wool over loads of eyes. He was useless from day 1. We've a left back whos playing in the cl final because poch didn't think he's a lb. Played Colwill there instead. He's useless.
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Hope everyone that's in Germany tomorrow has the best day of their lives. More so, the people that follow England everywhere they play. Cmon England
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Lure em in then tell Levy to fuck off 3 mins before the deadline. Don't sell them anything
If Spurs bid £45m for Conor Gallagher, should Chelsea accept?
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We've all lost an absolute inspiration today. Rest easy Josh 💙
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Up the grafters and 2 of the reasons I do 7 days a week
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The problem was, like Kalou, they were probably the worst at the club in that position at the time so people thought they were no good compared to Hazard and Joe Cole for example. Reality is they were both the bollocks and would stroll into this Chelsea team with ease
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We don't need a striker. We need 2 or maybe 3. I'm not talking about some 5ft8 speedy winger either that can play up front. We need a lump that's a nasty bastard
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No idea what/why this is but this flag in the away end last night 😂
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Sacking Tuchell is up there with worst footballing decisions ever made by any football club. Period.
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If he was English like that Chelsea brass yeah. All there's types including you should fuck off
QT's are an absolute disgrace.
If the guy was English none of you would mock him.
Don't single the brother out for trying to make an atmosphere while you dickheads complain about the lack of noise at Stamford Bridge.
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Great idea and top effort for all involved setting this up. Just don't ever expect people to hold up shiny bits of card above their heads for a meaningless game.
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11 years ago this was in the programme. Miss him 🥹
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Flew home from Spain early to go to this
On This Day...
Chelsea 2 - 0 Luton 1994
FA Cup Semi-Final
Goals-
@GPeacock8
x2 ⚽️⚽️
#CFC
#CFCHeritage
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I'd have, Tomori, Mount, Abraham, Hall, Lotus Cheek of this crock of cnuts that don't really care. We'd be higher than 11th that's for sure
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Might just start going to watch Bromley. Only thing I'd miss at Chelsea is mates I've made along the 40 years of going
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My stream is that far behind, I've got COVID, Roman owns Chelsea and Tuchel is manager
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Absolute failure as a dad if your kids support a different team to you
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Off to Marbella. Might never come back. Adiós amigos. Up the grafters 🇪🇸🇪🇸🍺🍺
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They're on the club payroll. Bin.
Chelsea's Fan Advisory Board has addressed supporter "chaos and division through attacks and campaigns", saying they "don’t recognise the suggestion that fans are not being involved in the future of the club". They've also urged the club's fans to now pull in the same direction.
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Our end awful again today. Every song sung at 300mph, out of time etc. Their end well loud at times. Fuck football
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What a fucking football club 👊🏻💙
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Pays him for a blue tick tho 🥴
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Love this bloke so much that if he was playing at Chelsea 13 years ago my first born would probably be called Thiago instead of Frank 😍
From being on the brink of retirement at 21 years old, to building a career as one of the world's best defenders. This is Thiago Silva's inspirational story.
@tsilva3
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@ChelseaFC
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Nkunku didn't sprint once when he came on. Throwing his hands in the air etc. Vigil is mustard but not once did anyone test him in a foot race. Fuck football
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Whatever your preferred side re Israel/Palestine the amount of civilians dying is disgusting. A bastard war
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You disgusting cnuts
@ChelseaFC
@todd_boehly
Chelsea letting their mascot walk alone when YNWA is ringing in their ears.
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@ChelseaFC
If this game was in England, or even better, Scotland, this would be the most exciting load of shit in years. It's not, so fuck off
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Jackson always on the shoulder of the last defender. What we've needed for a good while. I like him 👍🏻
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