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@cozymother the "knowing" is so funny my husband says the same and also refused to agree on a name until my daughter was born "I don't know her yet how are we supposed to know what her name is?"
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@MisterABK What a plot hole that he didn't have an EpiPen
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@helen speaking of
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@KroniklyLate421 @RobSchneider the word comedic is doing a lot of heavy lifting here
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@fromkdwithluv she's saying her sister is wrongfully accused but what mother says their baby's head was possibly "hit by a fridge door, phone dropped on her head, or a fall down the stairs" What mother wouldn't be concerned about it and get their kid checked out? 3 months old, heartbreaking.
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@osamabishounen @BasedKashiBar yeah but that's boring this is America
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@KingQyote @motelsiren holy fuck holy fucking fuck that tip is absurd
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@FinesseEness @andre_swai idk even golden retrievers have redeeming qualities
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@jazbespittin how do I delete someone else's tweet
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@capybaroness I got the vaccine last year and cannot stop jacking off
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@KimChi_Chic Sure ain't done anything but work two jobs, love her kids and never stop
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@Gathersources @danlesac @joseletemuniz so trans people are the perverts but you're here wanting her to prove what genitals she was born with?
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@mermanmotel bro her leg is fuckin broken omg
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@vampkitten101 @moneyymaya the lady steps off and asks if she's ok as if she didn't deserve the push smh
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@JakeNomada I doubt that American women are *as* upset about the "cooking and cleaning" than they are about the "32 y.o. impregnates an 18 y.o."
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@peterdeseve @my2k YES I love this much more than owls... Gandalf the grey..... Gandalf the white
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@Chinchillazllla Mom lost my (then) 5y.o. sister's hand in a stall while she was trying to pee - my sister crawled under the neighboring stall and said "hey lady! you poopin'?" we still say it 30 years later.
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@childishblonde the Funko pops:
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@ilovetwiIight shit it's not even lunch time
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@MadParticipant @parsfarce Your old boss still thinks about this
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@CryptoGuerreroX @PopCrave How is he a Karen to protect his own work from unauthorized use?
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@termites12345 @Ion_Ramaru same logic as "she hasn't said anything about it so she must be ok with it existing" if she didn't address it
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@methwaffles @MongorianBeef We don't know her measurements but this doesn't really look far off from the pic...
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Trying to figure out what purpose the night's watch serves now #GameOfThrones
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@ErinChack I wish I'd never learned to read
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@KimJustTrying @noname chet is exactly like america apparently lol
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@MichaelRapaport @Adelere You created a fictional scenario how is it FACTS
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@PMagUiginn @troiaas @rebekah_m17 @kkattoonzes @mwest410 @notmollyorsilly The older person was 37 when the other was born ... That's why
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@skyehigh03 @raynefq and who's voice that is in an animated film
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@bummer_no_b "did you fight before this?"
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@NateB9916 @LibertyAnders No. This happens when men aren't taught to handle their emotions or deal with normal behavior and human interaction. This isn't a new phenomenon like you suggest with "simp" culture, men have killed women for refusing them since forever.
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@DLSRMR @pierrefleury_ And if the hoping to sleep with type turns into a "won't sleep with" type, they can simply decide to become the aggressor anyway
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@whitneyhowd @kattenbarge @takeyourzoloft she had to swim away from any male surfers that tried to approach her in the water it's not a healthy boundary to tell your partner they can't talk to people
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@SimplifyToOne1 @louise122884 @cut_pixie I fail to see how repressing emotions make a man more emotionally stable, when in reality it leads to men who have no emotions or can't handle emotion to the point it becomes dangerous
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@adiahaadiaha057 @Hibzster EXACTLY ugh I heard that and my blood pressure went up lol
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@_SJPeace_ and then some people have the audacity to wonder why other countries hate America
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@indiandoIl surely they could've pushed him down the stairs???
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@Steph__Curvy @pierrefleury_ Women experiencing violence at the hands of men is absolutely not an isolated incident.
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@kirstiealley He celebrated when people died of AIDS.
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@C_Schweetz @JuliaNichols_ @esjesjesj How is this your gotcha lol They're testing because they understand it's a real contagious illness lol. People who aren't testing, weren't vaccinated, etc. either don't care or don't believe it's real.
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@magg0tgrrrl I don't really have strong opinions about surrogacy but the way she talked was extremely weird
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@ti_rasi @marriedtodrakee my electric bill if it plugs in
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@HazardsIvy @pierrefleury_ lmfao wild animals 💀
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@bonbibonkers so you don't understand consent
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@beigepilled @flunderfins @milkydraws888 😅 after 30? Is that when osteoporosis is supposed to kick in or something?
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@xo_camavi @MarketingBully_ Yep! I *thought* I was ready for kids and marriage @ 19... We waited until I was 29 to get married and 30 to have our first. I am SO happy about that choice now. I was able to thrive in my career, find myself as a woman, a wife, and don't feel like the wait cost anything
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@AngeliaDesselle Amazing how the right one stopped for a moment when you lifted the left. You've gotta work on your coordination babe.
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@pubefella @NoctiisLuciis @DJSCHEME_ so if someone doesn't have blinds you're just up in their business? get a life I'm begging you
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@jazz_inmypants @hotspurjp Exactly I don't think I can handle seeing that more than once in a lifetime
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@JayDevin7 @QudsNen It's almost as if something as bad as losing your mother in an air strike would radicalize many against her killer
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@pjayevans I'll cut a finger off for every gc message I get after trying to leave
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So, the Simu Liu Reddit debacle has really, really annoyed me because if you took 5 MINUTES TO FACT CHECK you’d find out it’s all nonsense. And if you’re too lazy to do that, here, I’ll do it for you:
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@beigepilled @flunderfins @milkydraws888 Being slower than someone else isn't a mobility issue??
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@janoy00 @iWetMyDenims crazy how confident men can be without a pfp of themselves
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@Xtien @sesamestreet @ptrlrd trans people exist, Christine
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@KimKimmmmay @GoodPoliticGuy Is criticism of Israel's government automatically antisemitism?
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@L4dyPl4ysG4mes @RudyGiuliani God isn't part of our government. It's literally a huge part of how our govt is supposed to work.
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@SteveDa67000838 @kirstiealley wait.... So how old do we have to be to not support shitty people? What does this even mean Steve
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@SarahLerner I was in an ED with postpartum preeclampsia and fluid buildup around my heart and lungs... ED doctor told me my heart was failing and had no regard that I was 4 days PP.
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@LouisatheLast it's so crazy to call bone broth soup
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@CatImcat @hollowearthterf Surely you can see the "nonconsensual" part
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@c84208248 @aden207 @ChudsOfTikTok Why should she show her 13y.o. to the world in her bathing suit to make you happy?
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@OkButStill my husband said for years he's not into "home accessories" but then bought this
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@Beannthh @spicedrumcake That is terrible and shouldn't have happened to you. I encourage you to bring that up in a thread of its own without using it as a rebuttal to this tweet.
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@smoke_nd_pearlz tbh mine did this and it turned into something he loved, gave him more confidence and really lifted him so I love it! He goes to the barber now for a trim and line up but kept it all long
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@PowerChip25420 @iamcardib What does shaking ass have to do with abortion?
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@bootiebandet @TEAMORCaaa @Dreadful4Tymes So you'll only help someone who might sleep with you? Foul
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@JDDOppenheimer @emiliepfrank @ystonevlcno2020 Members of the KKK = white Americans See how that works?
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@NikePolevault @piper4missouri I haven't heard any stories of forced vasectomy but I directly know at least three women who were forced to give birth when they were less than 18 years old.
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@clintoris since we had it, I've had a constant postnasal drip - not nearly as bad as what some others have experienced but it's awful - that + being pregnant is miserable
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@namoicon let's hear an update about the cousin's friends balls
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@jcvsqz @CNN_Fight Let me fix this... "Why did he do that?"
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@Hibzster Bills are due once a month but the house needs to be clean every day. The dishes, meals, laundry, kids, are daily/constant tasks and often more than a full time job in themselves
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@GraceShoreBanks Is "proving your point" in the room with us?
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@jeremymstamper @dieworkwear ...and? What's the function of the govt and their collection of taxes if it isn't to use those things to benefit the people they govern?
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