Malcolm Xcellent
@J_Nova_Kane
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Joined July 2010
Jim Carrey about to body this.
NBC and "Saturday Night Live" gave viewers a sneak peek of actor Jim Carrey suited up as Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden.
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Look at this bad bitch.
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Safaree the first person in history to throw a chair and get hit with the same chair he threw lmaoo.
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Her: "I hate you". Me: "I understand. Wyd tonight?"
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It was in 1981, when a drug dealer flexed with a Gucci belt on the very first time. π€£
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When you get a Zoom Invite, but it's just you, your boss, and Human Resources. π€£
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Let me guess. 3 bodies, 2 of which were past exes from high school and you haven't had sex in "Like" 6 months?
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What Rubi Rose is doing to Druski is the reason why some women are embarrassing as hell and not worth the trouble. Why did anybody need to know any of this?.
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Mans was rapping like Curren$y, and now he is a gay vampire.
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Zion dress like Luther Vandross π€£.
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They were disgusted.
Insane pranks, wait for it πΌ.
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Who made the Mac and Cheese.
What DO black people take seriously.
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This nigga a Pirate β οΈ.
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Anthony Mackie always look like he knows something about you that you and no idea he knew lmaoo.
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Little Nicky son from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air looks just like Little Nicky now lol
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M.A.S.A ????.
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Need I say more?
In fact, screw it, I donβt give a shit about ships that piss you off, whatβs a ship that fills you with absolute GLEE when you see it???.
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Yall gotta get the gloves to match the big red boots too lol
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Twitter be cool in the mornings. Then, the unemployed and scammers start waking up. Then, it gets confrontational lol.
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The Holy Grail of "Bang".
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When you trying to get the remote after it fell between the couch and wall.
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Tweety Bird was a dude lol.
When tweeting me make sure you let them know Iβm not one of them dirty birds
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@BarkyBoogz She made Simba the villain? So scar ain't kill his dad and ran him off the pride land?
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Dwight Howard looking at all the Diddy parties he missed. Wishing he was there.
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I don't like large amounts of sharable foods.
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Fuck a break up yall ever seen the 2nd cop car pull up when you been stopped?.
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We are in the final hours of Twitter before we move to Xβ¦. Any last words?.
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Doja Kat wilding.
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My nigga Fresh still running base for Esteban π€£π
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Just tape that bish up there.
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@iKyraBadd That's because yall be laid out like this of course I'm a ask if yo goofy ass is okay π€£
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Me leaving the function, saying goodbye to my new friends I'll never see again.
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Brought mom dukes a new whip for her 60th. π―ππΎ
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Goldlink, Shy Glizzy, and Brent Faiyaz on "Crew".
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Need Leo Dicaprio to play him in his movie.
Hunter Biden spent a staggering $872K on prostitutes, porn and sex club memberships and took $1.6 M from ATMs
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Direct Deposits.
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Me at work reading an email I ignored for almost a week.
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That Black Twitter documentary flopped so hard π.
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By the way this tweet isn't about "Body Count" it's about lies.
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Women "Hit it and Quit it" too. Dont let them lie to you.
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