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Dylan Weiss

@DylanVVeiss

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GW 24, He/Him Chronic Yankees/Jets Fan

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Dylan Weiss
3 months
This is fucking ridiculous GW
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3 months
Wow I feel so safe!!! Thank GW!
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Guys there putting people in the Graduate Box
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3 months
GW President Granberg just ordered an attack on her own students peacefully protesting. All on the behalf of a fascist foreign government committing a genocide.
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Dylan Weiss
2 years
As someone who hates our fake GW government because of how seriously they take themselves. This has been the funniest thing to ever happen. I am dying laughing.
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Dylan Weiss
3 months
GW is run by a bunch of Fascists wtf is this. Let people protest Genocide you cowards
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@DylanVVeiss
Dylan Weiss
9 months
If you genuinely think that a message condemning a genocide targets you, that’s a problem
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1 year
This video has been the entirety of my humor the past week
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Running around!
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1 year
I stfg if we become the "GW Squad" I'm breaking something
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2 months
Some people call me the Chance the Rapper of GW
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Dylan Weiss
1 year
dundrum will return...
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2 months
Jen Psaki just called Chuck Schumer the “Chance the Rapper” of Washington D.C.
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I am the goat of photography
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@DylanVVeiss
Dylan Weiss
11 months
Red Bank, NJ
@mediterraneanAE
Mediterranean Aesthetics
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Guess the place.
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1 year
London was sick!
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@DylanVVeiss
Dylan Weiss
1 year
My new favorite activity is making fun of the Good Doctor
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@DylanVVeiss
Dylan Weiss
9 months
Beefing with the Geneva Convention is fucking wild
@Israel
Israel ישראל
9 months
Even Israelis Deserve To Live
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1 year
If were going to be using random attributes as team names, The GW Pretty Pretty Pretty Good is my official submission. Here is our new mascot!
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1 year
iykyk
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2 years
Dundrum
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@DylanVVeiss
Dylan Weiss
5 months
Holy shit guys
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@DylanVVeiss
Dylan Weiss
3 months
This is laughable at this point what is GW doing
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The GW Hatchet
3 months
GW staff hung a giant American flag from Lisner Hall overlooking the encampment
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Bouncer at a bar in Helsinki saw my NJ ID, asked if that was where Tony Soprano was from, I said yes and he immediately let me in
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6 months
I love lying on the internet btw
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Dylan Weiss
6 months
I GOT ACCEPTED INTO HARVARD LAW SCHOOL HOLY SHIT GUYS!!!!
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2 years
The quality of the new pizza place in District makes the "New Jersey/Italian" in me die a little.
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4 months
I refuse to use woke glasses, My retinas can withstand the sun @POTUS #Eclipse2024
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Dylan Weiss
1 year
They're playing the Social Network soundtrack over the speakers at The 1975 concert
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3 months
Nine in the Afternoon playing in Whole Foods is the exact motivation I need to write this paper
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Dylan Weiss
1 year
Write me in for GW Student Association president for the bit. I'm dead serious. #DundrumForPresident
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Dylan Weiss
1 year
I am going to fucking destroy a bacon egg and cheese once I get home
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Dylan Weiss
8 months
@ponchopoy I personally don’t think the bean sprouts are that bad
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Dylan Weiss
1 year
Rest in Peace to Squad and Truth😔😔😔😔
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@DylanVVeiss
Dylan Weiss
4 months
All of this for 4% voter turnout once again
@astongemay
Addison St. Onge-May
4 months
this is a parody right
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@DylanVVeiss
Dylan Weiss
1 year
My reaction as an A-List member
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@Variety
Variety
1 year
AMC Theaters is shaking up ticket prices based on seat location within the auditorium. In effect, seats in the front row will be at a lower price while seats in the middle of the theater will be available at a higher price.
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Dylan Weiss
8 months
Max Cohen when he’s asked about the whereabouts of his Pho75 bean sprouts
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1 year
New Dylan Weiss tiktok lore just dropped
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1 year
I am so yankee pilled rn
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Dylan Weiss
2 years
If you sit on the floor while an opening act is playing you are the problem
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3 months
This is straight up Fascism taking place, The US is so fucked man
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Dylan Weiss
6 months
Live from the boys trip to Dublin flight
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Dylan Weiss
1 year
This is what I've been waiting for
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Dylan Weiss
1 year
Just did the stanky leg at the Taylor Swift show
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1 year
I'm at the point where I hope The Eagles win the Super Bowl so that Philly fans will just destroy Philadelphia
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1 year
@hugeasmammoth_ the beach that makes you old
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Dylan Weiss
7 months
I am him
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Dylan Weiss
11 months
The Yankees are under .500 it's officially football time
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@DylanVVeiss
Dylan Weiss
9 months
Why did @MetrosexualGib do this? Is he acoustic? 😔
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@DylanVVeiss
Dylan Weiss
8 months
Apple finally does the bare minimum lets go
@PopBase
Pop Base
8 months
Apple will adopt the RCS messaging standard next year, which might get rid of the green bubble when texting an Android. This will add real-time typing indicators, read receipts, higher resolution photos and videos, and improved group chats between iPhones and Androids.
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Dylan Weiss
2 years
IM BEGGING THE GW STUDENT ASSOCIATION TO TOUCH GRASS PLEASE
@gwhatchet
The GW Hatchet
2 years
BREAKING: The SA’s former chief of staff is suing President Christian Zidouemba in Student Court, contesting the legitimacy of his presidency after the executive cabinet voted to remove him in July. (1/2)
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Dylan Weiss
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GW Deli you will always be famous
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8 months
Just went to the dry cleaners, feeling geriatric
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3 years
This is an actual statement by an elected official. I fucking hate this country
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Dylan Weiss
2 years
Does anyone else want overthrow the GW Student Government and form a Communist Student Association? Could be fun coup tbh.
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Dylan Weiss
1 year
@georainbolt As a Geoguesser and Jets enjoyer this was amazing
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Dylan Weiss
1 year
What the fuck
@dongatory
Dong Nguyen
10 years
I am sorry 'Flappy Bird' users, 22 hours from now, I will take 'Flappy Bird' down. I cannot take this anymore.
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Dundrum
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Dylan Weiss
2 years
Canonically grown-up Arthur looks like he listens to Car Seat Headrest
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2 years
Most based record haul of all time possibly? 🤔
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Dylan Weiss
1 year
Gibby and I need to update some lyrics
@TheOnion
The Onion
1 year
Jimmy Carter Gets Vasectomy Reversed
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Dylan Weiss
1 year
Dundrum could write a song about a Platonic relationship, but Home Remedies couldn't write a song about a former president dying because of bad crops tbh
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Dylan Weiss
1 year
I stay "collecting"
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Dylan Weiss
1 year
There are no Canadian dates on this US and Canada tour LMAOOOOOO
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black midi
1 year
US + CAN Tour 2023 tickets on sale Friday:
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1 year
Home Remedies should cover One Dance by Drake
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Dylan Weiss
3 months
Smartest GW Law student
@DeTahmineh
Tahmineh Dehbozorgi
3 months
The Community Guidelines at the George Washington University encampment are very much like what Hamas would want for them, especially “no sexual relationships” part.
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Dylan Weiss
1 year
Just letting you all know I voted 10 on both Squad and Truth on the survey thing
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@DylanVVeiss
Dylan Weiss
9 months
CORRECTION: Just saw a little mouse in the theatre so I’m not alone lmao
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Dylan Weiss
9 months
I have the entire theatre to myself for Killers of the Flower Moon, is this luxury?
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Dylan Weiss
3 months
Must’ve been really hard to plan this out in a way that they would stay 500 feet away from schools at every stop!
@DGDtheband
🎰🧃Dance Gavin Dance🍓
3 months
We are pleased to announce that we will be joining @fallinginreverse THIS fall as part of The Popular Monstour II World Domination tour— Tickets are go on sale Friday at 10am! 🤘🏻
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Dylan Weiss
9 months
Another day, another victory for the OGs
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Dylan Weiss
1 year
@falicia_assman I'm all for and actively rooting for the EEAAO SWEEP. But it should've gone to Stephanie Hsu for that to happen properly lmao
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Dylan Weiss
1 year
Hey @MetrosexualGib is this real????
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Hubert Nowak
1 year
I fucking hate poor people
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Rudy kind of went off with this mugshot
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Dylan Weiss
2 years
Irish Netflix HITS
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Dylan Weiss
1 year
This is my Joker
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
1 year
'Mario Kart 8 Deluxe' teases 5 new characters coming at a later date.
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Dylan Weiss
6 months
You guys need to stop disrespecting this drink, it is actually delicious
@MetrosexualGib
Gibby
6 months
girl house this girl house that, my and my bro drinking half beer half baja blast
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Dylan Weiss
3 months
The flip this bum has done needs to be studied
@SenFettermanPA
Senator John Fetterman
3 months
It would be a fatal blow to the judicial and moral standing of ICC to pursue this path against Israel. Calling on @POTUS to intervene as part of the administration’s ongoing commitment to Israel.
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Dylan Weiss
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They are playing an orchestral version of Bring Me To Life by Evanescence in the GW Campus shop
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Dylan Weiss
1 year
This is my joker
@DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm
1 year
Wes Anderson will begin filming his 13th movie, starring Michael Cera, later this year. (Source: )
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Dylan Weiss
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WE COME TO THIS PLACE FOR MAGIC. WE COME TO AMC THEATERS TO LAUGH, TO CRY, TO CARE. BECAUSE WE NEED THAT, ALL OF US. THAT INDESCRIBABLE FEELING WE GET WHEN THE LIGHTS BEGIN TO DIM AND WE GO SOMEWHERE WE’VE NEVER BEEN BEFORE. NOT JUST ENTERTAINED, BUT SOMEHOW REBORN TOGETHER
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Dylan Weiss
2 years
Being able to drink makes the airport way more fun
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Dylan Weiss
3 months
@GranoffRafi @EliLake So any criticism of Israel is Antisemitic, and you were waiting for me to say I was Jewish to plug some bunk ass podcast?
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Dylan Weiss
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I still think about this one
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@pianoballads
nina
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everyone has that one cancelled concert they can’t get over
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Dylan Weiss
5 months
If I see that 97 years old diner that still serves coke the old fashioned way one more time I’m going to lose my shit
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Dylan Weiss
5 months
If this doesn’t show the dangers of AI Generated Images then I don’t know what does
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Max
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Large chicken broth w/ eye-round, brisket, tripe, side onions + noodles. Not a single beansprout left.
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Dylan Weiss
1 year
Guys I'm at the Boygenius thing rn. Where is Jimmy Neutron I feel cheated #jimmyneutron #boygenius
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@DylanVVeiss
Dylan Weiss
2 years
I've heard that we're Post-Good
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@MetrosexualGib
Gibby
2 years
I heard we kinda suck tho idk
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Dylan Weiss
3 months
Someone’s car alarm has been consistently going off for hours
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@DylanVVeiss
Dylan Weiss
1 year
Or you could just write in me
@gwhatchet
The GW Hatchet
1 year
The Student Court must choose whether to hear cases from three prospective Student Association candidates who the elections commission said would not be on the ballot
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Dylan Weiss
1 year
This is literally a Community bit
@DailyLoud
Daily Loud
1 year
BREAKING: Subway is now offering free sandwiches for life to someone who is willing to legally change their first name to “Subway” The contest will choose a random winner, who will then be given $750 to go through with the name change and cover legal fees.
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To add on to this, if we become the "Truth", I can go screaming "Let's Go Truthers!" at basketball games. This is now my #1 wish and aspiration in life. GW Truthers for Life!
@DylanVVeiss
Dylan Weiss
1 year
I stfg if we become the "GW Squad" I'm breaking something
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