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“We just need.. an heir, one,” she states pointedly, with a drifting gaze unbecoming of a lady.
He clears his throat, returning her gaze with his own. “And does the lady know what’s required to achieve this?”
A flurry of red colors her cheeks, “I’m educated.”
He’s charmed.
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tw // omegaverse shenanigans
beta(?) rey who loves to antagonize her super serious alpha boss —
“is it true what they say?”
“that depends, what DO they say, Rey?”
“That you alphas LOVE to chase stuff that runs?”
a beat passes, one too long, Ren fears, “it’s not true.”
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Jealous bf Ben who comments 🧯🧯🧯under all of his gf instagram pics to guys who comment 🔥🔥🔥
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thinking of rey who’s never played in high society but after her arranged marriage to ben, she tries it and oh no :(
they’re all mean to her.. so she runs away and leaves a note for him to “find a more suitable wife”
and ben he goes.. stark raving mad 👹
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“contract marriage” in which they agree to divorce after one-year, but when the time frame is up, rey decides, mm, nah, she’s gonna keep him
“actually, I’ve decided.. you’re my man now.”
“this goes against what we agreed upon, rey”
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omegas are soft, docile, demure little office kittens..
ben and the guys decide to pool together to get one:
they acquire rey
but she isn’t at all what they expected
she’s feral and a little mean :(
bares her teef and doesn’t share any of her food
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kylo securing himself a lil elf wife after ransacking a village only to realize the tears the village shed was relief and not sorrow because she just became his problem now
:/ and she a lil meanie abt it too
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“Put down the chimichanga rey, you know they give you heartburn after 8pm”
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@stilloranged
can’t help but feel this is just another thing for people to hate and diminish while mocking hobbies who, routinely women (but not all) enjoy because this hobby doesn’t pertain to lift the household (i.e cooking, etc) or spouse, just ya know.. women
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rey, bouncing into the office: what’s on the agenda?
ben: marriage, no prenup
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in which, — rey wants a baby with scandalous slutty prince benjamin solo and the author tries to remember how to use words again lol
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hours before in the mirror, “alright don’t fjck it up”
“WERE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER ITS WRITTEN IN THE STARS BBYGRL. 11:11”
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just bringing this vein back on the tl
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slightly toxic ben who tells all of rey’s boyfriends to treat his “future wife” kindly
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rey desperately trying to get kylo to break up with her by acting overbearing, emotional, as well as crazy jealous so that her gramps doesn’t get his hands on him
kylo, closing the door with kor inside: “i called you all here to tell you.. am gonna get married soon”
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ben has been secretly married for about several years now to rey, neither wanting the fanfare or people prying into their personal lives..
imagine his surprise though when his wife gets hired onto his job..
worse yet, she's strict about adhering to his own work policies
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It’s giving, “I didn’t think the microwave would be so loud at 3am” as rey nukes her leftover porg-pulled sandwich.
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Kylo: “Come with me.”
Rey: NO
Kylo:
Rey: YOU come HERE and bring BEN
Ben:
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“Right.” “Such as—?”
“Well, I figured if you agreed we could hash out the details. Say, over tea?”
“An invitation, by Lady Palpatine?”
“Do you accept?”
“How could I refuse?”
//end (?)
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teacher!rey and her “reformed” mob boss Ben who’s court ordered to talk to kids to not end up like him, but he just ends up talking about how lavish his life is and to do drugs now and not wait until your 30+ to try anything new
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it’s a designated instinct to accept whatever an omega hands an alpha, especially true if both are unmated
hindbrain: little omega worked so hard to find this and deem us worthy for it
it’s also how ben ends up with so many trinkets on his desk from rey
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rey, to all her friends: am so fortunate that ben cooks for me!!
ben, who had rey on a fertility enhanced dietary food: it’s just so much fun seeing you happy :’)
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Rey happily agrees to marry Ben.. until she learns she has to go HOME with him.
As in share a living space, with a man.. umm.
“you tricked me..”
“what the hell did you think would happen? we’d live as neighbors?”
“no.. course not, we’d probably share an hoa.. maybe”
“..”
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rey who quits her high-power, high-stress job to live in a small town and own a cottage and do all the little homesteading stuff she dreamed of..
..
and her boss, who moves into said same town and what-do-you-mean he sold the company and liquidated everything too
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ben, seeing rey pick thru the scraps of Jakku: i can take u away from all this..
ben, now seeing his feral wife pick thru all the scraps everywhere else they go: .. better 🥰
rey: *hiss*
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Rey is preeeetty sure her roommate Ben, is a werewolf, but she can’t prove it.
There ARE signs tho, like how is eyes track anything she throws across the room and how he seems to fight with himself to not fetch it.
Her collection of hair ties disappear and reappear in his bed.
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Rey drunk calling that pizza joint that’s clearly a mafia front and asking to see everyone’s pepperonis and if they have the biggest salami in town.
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Proud Dad Ben sending his daughter to school with one hairstyle, only for her to come back home with a DIFFERENT hairstyle.
Of course this means war. (He took lessons on girl hair!!)
“Who did your hair baby girl?”
Enthusiastically his daughter screams, “Ms. Johnson!!”
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“Education by, whom?” His brow is lifting, curling.
“By.. my milk maid,” it falls flat.
“Ah.”
“It’s adequate!”
“Am sure.” He deadpans.
“I’m curious—” His fingers drum along the fireplace mantle, the one she cornered him by. “Why me? Surely my reputation..”
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Rey: hey ben, can i ask for a favor??
ben: sure what’s the favor?
the favor:
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rey probably hits her vape more than her water cup and can still outrun almond eating ben on a 10k who’s been training for weeks for it
and THAT’s his villain origin story
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Ben Solo is the kind of guy to stick a flower in Rey’s hair while she gives him a little sucky-suck.
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what about a temporary wife situation.. ?
ben is a big time ceo and needs a wife, temporarily to seal a deal but the guy only deals with married men — a real traditionalist
prompt is based off this movie that am totally blanking on buuut yea
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Rey and Ben losing their virginity to one another at a masked ball — Rey truly, is glad to be “free” of it since now she’s unfit to marry and can stay on the land she owns.
Ben however, is hardly okay with it. In fact.. he’d like her to take responsibility.
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She zips him up with one up down look. “You are, are you not?”
His bottom lip curls behind his teeth, “mhm” is all he’s allowed to legally express without offended or beheaded.
The silence that draws after, snaps him back home “I have terms.”
“Terms?”
“Conditions.”
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“Proceeds you, yes. I’m aware.”
His thumb slides over his brow, sweeping back and forth, fighting for tact. “And your thought process in choosing me, accounts for it, somehow?”
She stows him away with a serious look. “Well I would feel more safe with someone.. educated.”
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medieval things — age gap , drugging
nervous newly married rey getting ben’s drink mixed up with hers and oh.. seems his had something added to it
a special herb to help him “keep up” with his new, young wife :)
cue rey, starry eyeing her hubby from the table
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“just friends” except everytime rey comes over, ben finds a way to lure her in for a cuddle because he knows she can’t resist a good nap :/
he stretches out on the floor and pats the side next to him while everyone else is still chattin
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When he cups her face, it’s adorable, overly warm and affectionate..
But when Rey tries it on Ben, he inexplicably tears up on her (he’s touch starved)
It happens in the club too. 😌
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“arrange marriage” that both parties DESPERATELY fight against (driving both parents insane..)
until they meet
then rey is like, “you know..? maybe I was too quick to judge a book when i haven’t even READ it yet..”
and then palps is just not so under his breath: the hell u say
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“go play with the neighbors kid” but the neighbors kid is Rey —
leia: ben sweetie, go play with the neighbor kids, mommy needs an afternoon to herself
rey, standing outside with a vacant look: yea ben, come out and play..
ben: i’d rather stay inside 😭
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ben, meeting all of rey’s girlfriends for the first time:
“I’d like to thank the council for taking time out of their busy day to meet with me.”
“..”
kaydel: you may proceed..
“I’d like to ask for Rey’s hand in marriage..”
And Ben waits as a flurry of girl-whispers begin
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I like to think when Rey is mad at Ben he just picks her up like a little kid until she’s ready to forgive him so she can’t run off anywhere
rey, crossing her arms, but secretly enjoying it: you’re being RIDICULOUS
ben: i’m not letting go until you forgive me..
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kylo: “morales been kind of low, we’ve been trying to incentivize the troops..”
rey: “whoever racks up the most kills gets a kiss from yours truly!!”
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Rey, 19F, running a little bed and breakfast in her small village for the fluffy beastmans who hunt and protect the outskirts. The villagers aren’t too happy about it.. but not much else they can do.
Also the Captain seems to enjoy frequenting it.
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hockey ben x figure skater rey au
except the school only has✨ one ice rink ✨ and she’s tired of sharing it, so she starts talking to all the boys (kor + ben) and invites them all out to a party where she stands them up.. just so she can finally have the rink to herself
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rey is a newly turned vampire.. except, she didn’t ask for this and is refusing to eat (unheard of) but she’s no stranger to hunger..
fortunately the dark prince of vamps has decided to become her personal vampy bottle just for her
a vampire arrangement if you will
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Ben doesn’t worry if Rey would cheat on him, just worried if she hasn’t ate yet or have her mid-day nap because otherwise she’s gonna be a little mean to him :(
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“You’ve been having bad dreams, I’m told.”
“Visions.” She snipes.
“And when’s the earliest you recall these — /visions/?”
“Ever since I was a little girl.”
“And.. these.. visions, tell you to hurt people?”
“..Not always. Sometimes they tell me other things..”
“Such as?”
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whenever rey runs a fever she becomes a small bean who wants to cuddle and as such.. finds something to cuddle, usually it’s her friends rose or kaydel
today she discovers rose’s boyfriend’s frenemy on the couch looking unattended
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au arranged marriage, but ben is doing the arranging -
rey is a diplomatic princess and requests aid.. ben of course, offers plenty of ships and parcels and "the people of Exegol will never forget your nations generosity" and Ben is like "of course anything for my bride"
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For her birthday, Rey is gifted her very own knight! And she’s sure all the ladies will be jealous to see..
If only he wasn’t so moody.. and he’s not as friendly as the other knights, but there is something to be said about the way he holds his hand out for her every time..
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fourth of july british girl rey in her teeny tiny micro shorts, crashing some rich people posh party and sleepy with the soft quiet guy with big hands in his “father’s boat”
but it’s really his and he’s too shy to correct her
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“But here, now? The servants outside will hear us and my grandfath—”
“Why must I wait? You asked for my silence and I am here for payment.”
“But the amount you asked for, I can’t—”
“I am not leaving without something to attest for my time, Lady Rey.”
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thinking about an alpha enrichment program.. in which they get to play act being strong and protective and helpful otherwise they feel sad and useless and anytime they hear the phrase “good alpha” they get that little zing of pleasure
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me: should i stay off twitter and be chill—?
also me:
I want an opening scene where Rey leaps into her husband Ben’s arms, wraps her legs around him and his third leg is pitched, supporting her so she won’t fall
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I often (always) think about how the military really incentivizes marriage and children —
So maybe a medieval au where Ben is drafted in and decides to marry some /random/ tavern girl so that his station improves in the army and she is cared for by expense.
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love the old man era
BUT there’s just something so yummy about tfa kylo ren
when he’s still fresh and evil still has all that young man energy that you just wanna
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something about alpha kylo who gets on podcast and talks about “Imagine being faithful? An alpha deserves a harem of omegas and a foot massage” and building an audience just to crumble under the heel of an omega
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Ben discovers the term “work husband” and inquires if Rey has one — after a long pause she says “no”
Turns out; she has several — the KOR, who routinely feed her lunches. (because ben’s protein smoothie is not enough ok, she BREEZES thru that.. smh)
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little ben chasing butterflies 🦋 in tee ball when he should be focusing on the sport 🥹
han watching his son while he calls from the fence line like “BEEEENNN, the ball kiddo, pick it up!”
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veterinarian Rey and her joke manual to how to care for your werewolf bf blog
with excerpts like
“must take daily walks to keep them active, healthy and happy”
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rey, not letting ben go through her phone, not because she’s cheating but because her photo album is a reel of her before and after skincare routines with ZERO results
also just embarrassing amount of food menu places she’d like to try and eat at someday.
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cw// omegaverse
Rey faking that she’s just an innocent omega around dumb jock ben — “I just think it would be really neat to see a knot. Are you free this afternoon?”
“I mean I have to be at practice around six but yeah, guess I could squeeze you in.”
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rey’s the first to arrive to ben’s gym, as such she gets first music pickings and asks,
“are you okay with some classics? something around your time?”
“yea sure”
she plays Mozart
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Ben to his flatmates: “I need you all to be NORMAL, Rey is finally coming over so don’t do anything sus or weird her out.”
And then Rey arrives and everyone’s watches start beeping
R: “Is something going on?”
Cardo: “It’s 2pm, this is usually are bonding in bed time.”
Ben: 😭
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ben getting sympathy cramps every time rey gets her period aaaa—
definitely takes a day off from work when rey calls out sick as well :/
rey: “i just really want to be left alone right now”
ben, tutting: “well that goes against our vows sweetie”
rey: “ben!!!”
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the duke of alderaan and his overdramatic reactions to seeing HIS lady rey without a shawl —
“MM’LADY NO!! YOU’LL CATCH YOUR DEATH!”
rey who just woke up and decided to step on the balcony for a bit of fresh air..
but her husband is the CHAMPION at being a worrywart :/
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alpha ben’s origin villain story is that one time in college, his omega, rey, dropped off a little homemade lunch for him but instead of making sure he got it, his roommates held him down and ate it all in front of him (real)
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cw // non reylo baby mentioned!! , omegaverse , single mom rey , does ben want to be a dad or be called daddy , we know the answer is both
an alpha and an omega walk into a bar .. but oops she has a kid
thought i’d dust off some of my rusty crusty writings
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Ben accidentally opening the car door for Cardo because his girlfriend rey muscle-memory kicked in—
Cardo,l gaping at him, “so like.. what are we?”
“Nothing, it was just a mistake. Get in.”
“Nah.. nah we something at this point.”
Ben just sighs.
“Do we.. do we tell Rey?”
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Ben, who HAS to go to work, but stops at the bedroom door to see his wife Rey in bed, ..legs spread and with a tiddy out. She makes it so hard to leave.
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rey hearing about all those dating men that ask women what they bring to the table and it’s just SO confusing because one time she tried to venmo ben coffee money and he got violently ill :(
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slutty baron ben who lives in a manor deep in the woods.. and rey and her coachman who broke down
“please, could we stay until the storm passes”
ben, “that depends”
“on?”
“on whether or not you’re engaged” and ofc he says it while swirling his glass of wine 🍷
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roommate ben who sabotages the dates rey goes in, including the ones who arrive to pick her up at the door
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ben’s been watching too many true crime docs and as such has taken it upon himself to to educate his trusting neighbors about the dangers of men— well, other men
later, that very same day, “really rey??”
“what??”
“you blindly follow me down the basement at 2am?”
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Rey chasing her werewolf bf around the apartment with a vacuum just to rile him up.
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spoiled sith princess who wants to try her hand at being “a dirty little rebel slut” :/
like, “cmon kylo it’ll be so much fun”
until she slips the rebels some real secrets and crash lands the supreme leaders favorite ship and oh it’s so exciting being a spy
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Ben, unable to sleep without the presence of his wife tucked physically next to him in bed.
“I dunno man that sounds a little like co-dependency—” Poe is promptly escorted out and a curfew is set because Ben goes to bed around that specific time.
Rey just snickers.
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Rey likes to play hangman, whenever a man upsets her she deletes a letter from his name in her contacts.
Kylo finds out he’s down to the letter K.
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Rey having to leaving a book club because all they do is complain about their husbands and she can’t say a single bad thing about her Ben 🥹.. because he’s literally perfect.
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ben: my friends say your out of control and that we need to break up
rey: no
ben: ok
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Enemies to Lovers, but Rey just signed her “husband” up for voluntary draft into the war and he’s just now coming home for revenge— as a hero. Oop.
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Rian Johnson The Last Jedi just really gave us SO much to work with and I love that for us
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Kylo is a free range alpha, refuses to be tied down by any silly goose omega but his fool of a cousin — Mikata — is getting married and his little nana (padme) has asked that he comes (deep down.. he a good boy always for nana)
so why not come for the party?
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I'm picturing malewife Ben, standing around in the kitchen of Rey's tent (its his too, but she designed it), I mean hut, with JUST a shirt on, cawk and balls out while he asks his wife what she's been up to
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the irony and (horror) in selling fanworks is for the longest time people said VERY loudly we weren’t real writers because we wrote “silly little fanfics” and yet they clamor to steal our works, profit and put it on their shelves for consumption..?
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with tensions growing between land and sea folk, Prince Benjamin Solo is under a lot of pressure to either renew peace talks or wage war..
he’s expecting the great sea serpent Palpatine but what shows up in his stead is his granddaughter, Rey
naked
on his beach shores
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beta rose tweeting, "Poor Rey, she had a rough night last night :( just the worst fever, groaning thru the whole night!!"
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Rey leaving this little note around town
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