Jake Milka
@DunkleysDonuts
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Full-Time Fantasy Fanatic, Part-Time Fantasy Podcaster on @HatChatAFL - SA Born and Bred Bulldogs fan
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Big shout out to
@Obermullet
for trusting me with his team this week. Best of luck to your boys!
@HatChatAFL
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Look at the positives:
If you don’t have Cripps - dodged a bullet 🔫
If you do but didn’t C him - big jump on 15% that did! ⬆️
If you did C him but have had him from the start - still a 102avg at his price 🥰
If you did C him and just brought him in this week - I’m sorry 😮💨
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Set and Forget?
More like Set yourself on fire and Forget about your
#aflfantasy
team in 2022 😅
#sorrynotsorry
@HatChatAFL
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Unsure why anyone was concerned about a Rookie R2 in
#AFLFantasy
, I currently now have 6 Rucks in my classic side 😅
Grundy, Preuss, Xerri, Dixon, J. Hayes and S.Hayes
Anyone have English to make it a lucky 7?! Options galore this year
#ruckroulette
@HatChatAFL
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I normally don’t discuss the umpiring but boy oh boy I feel for Brisbane supporters here. Where’s the tribunal - Simon Meredith needing a suspension after this performance.
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8804 people traded Gawn
Can someone put a welfare check out for all 8804 of them? 😅
#gawnszn
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Rd 2 - 2330
Overall Rank - 300
Round Rank - 69 🤩😜
Stoked with the result all round, best ever round rank and well on the way to a 🧢
@HatChatAFL
can’t wait to record tomorrow night, some of us boys are flying 😍
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@Dependlebury
@SanchFantasy
@HatChatAFL
@AFLFantasy
@RoyDT
As someone who didn’t bring him in, can still say this is a ridiculous tweet. Versatile role but at his price worth a punt and not deserved of a 3. I look forward to you sharing your perfect trades with us each week 👏🏻
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Over/Under on how many coaches try the loop with Constable and he scores 25 as the sub? 😅🔫
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If Marcus Bontempelli gets forward status the Western Bulldogs have 4 of the top 5 averaging forwards 👀 (and 5 of the top 10)
#inbevowettrust
#AFLFantasy
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Exciting news for
#aflfantasy
Touk owners - just out with illness! What a miraculously recovery of his knee 👀
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Apologies to all
#aflfantasy
coaches, didn’t mean to use this as a hitlist…🔫
Grundy ❌
Dixon ❌
Hayes ❌
English ❌
Unsure why anyone was concerned about a Rookie R2 in
#AFLFantasy
, I currently now have 6 Rucks in my classic side 😅
Grundy, Preuss, Xerri, Dixon, J. Hayes and S.Hayes
Anyone have English to make it a lucky 7?! Options galore this year
#ruckroulette
@HatChatAFL
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Just letting everyone know I’m okay but won’t be watching much footy this weekend unless Brayshaw goes 200 😂 dodged Hayes’ 18 but copped Yeo’s 18, sometimes your fate is sealed right?!
#aflfantasy
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When I find out who organised TeamCoach to put this card at the front of the first pack I opened… I will give them 1 firm handshake 😂
Absolutely crying when i opened this tonight, what a
#yeoyeo
of emotions
@HatChatAFL
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I’m not good for much this year but CLEARLY Khamis > Cleary IMO
Khamis playing well as a forward with no obvious ins until the bye and will get DPP to give flexibility through byes. Cleary looked good with a ceiling but O’Brien back could squeeze him out.
@HatChatAFL
#AFLFantasy
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All round consistency from the Donuts, unsure what Pig Brodie was thinking
#60sonly
. Even SDK got in on it!
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Late thoughts before Rd 1 - Highly owned Rookies I’ll be fading:
Duursma - $291k
Watson - $288k
Sharp - $284k
Windsor - $282k
Curtin - $279k
Gibcus - $256k
Cadman - $221k
At their elevated price, roles for all but Sharp don’t suggest enough scoring power and JS shaky for most
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For the second time this season
@Obermullet
has entrusted me with his login. Unfortunately Mitch Duncan has already played so I’ll have to bring my boy in instead, plus a former
#1
draftee again.
Also how is Serong so cheap?! Good luck this week mate 🫡
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Project Yeo: Round 2
Will the sequel be better than the original? Find out on this weeks
@HatChatAFL
😅🫣
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I have one green dot on my bench to cover Hewett and the rest are Red…
@FantasyAFLGods
what have I done to upset you?! Can I make it through this round? 😅
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Made a trek across to Melbourne and heading to the
#westernbulldogs
Open Training this morning!
Will provide updates, ask me any
#AFLFantasy
questions while I’m there I’ll do my best to answer them ✌🏼
@HatChatAFL
@DTTALK
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Weekend
#statchat
to make you feel good about your teams!
15% of teams captained Macrae
11% of teams captained Petracca
Martin only on field for 21% of teams, on the bench for 16%
10% of teams had Skinner on field
How many (if any) of these did you cop?!
#AFLFantasy
@HatChatAFL
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7 outs this week and no bench now thanks to Hewett. If JDG is out like I’ve heard reported I’ll officially be the real Dunkleys Donuts with my first donut in years!
Heard
@HatChatAFL
might be needing a new panelist ❌🧢
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Update - awfully generous keeper trades
@Obermullet
but I’ll take it
For the second time this season
@Obermullet
has entrusted me with his login. Unfortunately Mitch Duncan has already played so I’ll have to bring my boy in instead, plus a former
#1
draftee again.
Also how is Serong so cheap?! Good luck this week mate 🫡
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And you all said I’m not top 100 material 🤷🏻♀️
@HatChatAFL
@Obermullet
@SanchFantasy
@DCCaterpillars
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Bevo: ‘Marra’s’ last two weeks have been really encouraging. He is pushing to be back in that 22… but it’s going to be difficult to change the team too much after the performance last week.’
@baileyirrgang
Khamis and Mccomb looking pretty likely to hold!
#aflfantasy
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Mark. Blicavs.
Note to self - just because I stuffed up with Yeo doesn’t mean I should talk myself out of going unique 🫡
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And Papley gets benched for Hollands score - trades worked out for for once this week!
I say it on
@HatChatAFL
week in week out, look for defenders against my Dogs
#AFLFantasy
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Okay guys so NOD extended bench, all other bench players laying and no other rookie options means operation trade Cripps is go.
TALK ME OUT OF IT
@HatChatAFL
@SanchFantasy
@Obermullet
@DCCaterpillars
@MazzaMastermind
@urbangaruda
@JeppaDT
@WarnieDT
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Been a bit absent from posting but stuck inside with COVID all weekend means it’s footy central here. I’ve got to fill my time somehow so
#aflfantasy
#AskMeAnything
As long as it’s not my own team apparently im pretty helpful 😅
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I’ve been seeings ‘Bulldogs only’ forward lines but looking at my ‘J’s only defence 😂
Can you imagine a real backline of Jack, Jayden, James, Jack, Jake and Jorge (it will forever now be a J as it is pronounced)
#AFLFantasy
@HatChatAFL
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@CalvinDT
’s Captains - Did they score 💯
Round 1 - 8/10 👏🏻
Round 2 - 9/10 😍
Round 3 - 4/10 😕
Round 4 - 0/3 🥵
He’s cooled off a bit after a hot first two weeks after the taggers have come to play BUT I’m backing him in!! Who are your
#aflfantasy
captains for this weekend?!
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Intrusive thoughts the big winner, let’s hope the risk pays off
#tagszn
#aflfantasy
It’s been a while but I need your help. Trades this week - Do I play a straight bat or do I let intrusive thoughts win? ⚠️
#aflfantasy
#trades
@HatChatAFL
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Does this mean Yeo > NOD was a good trade? 😅😂
Nathan O'Driscoll will be out for the next six weeks.
The
@freodockers
midfielder has a 'hot spot' in his foot.
O'Driscoll has had an outstanding start to 2022.
@7NewsPerth
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Dunkleys Donuts
#AFLFantasy
Rd 6
Score: 2064
Weekly Ranking: 7005
Overall Ranking: 16481 (Up 6k 📈)
Team Value: $18.8m
😍 Bont VC, Daicos, Rozee, Cogs, TT
🤬 LDU + Roberts & Jones trade ins
🤕 Roberts & LDU?
🎯 Cincotta, Fiorini & Day
Up 10k in 2 weeks even with bad trades ✅
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Trades are locked, straight bat and I’m worried about Daicos this week but feel he’s a must have and there is no one else I like at that price!
More importantly 3 injuries mean I have to hold Witts, ITS SAMSON SZN BABY. Catch
@BailsDT
and I at Adelaide oval watching the ⭐️
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I’m not telling you to do it, just providing justification for when I do it ✌🏼
Career Avg: 74.1
Avg with more than 15 hitouts (since removing the 3rd man up): 90.8
Underpriced ✅
Nice bye ✅
DPP ✅
TELL ME WHY I SHOULDNT
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Update - I’m now watching a game with two Bailey Williams 🤷🏻♀️
I struggle to get Angus and Andrew Brayshaw right on any given week, let alone when they are playing each other!
Keep looking at the wrong one on the app, someone just message me after the games done 😂
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Dunkleys Donuts
#AFLFantasy
Rd 9
Score: 2157
Weekly Ranking: 19228
Overall Ranking: 11987
Team Value: $20.3m
😍 Duggan & Young as uniques, Ashcroft
🤬 Rookie Roulette
🪓 Hollands
🎯 JOM, M.Kennedy
Late pivot from Young to Mills saved me, need a 700kish guy this week Thoughts?
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If the season finished right now, the donuts would the owner of a new mug 😂 Can I hold onto a top 1000 spot with 5 to play today?!
@HatChatAFL
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I’m allowed one good decision per week, last week it was Hayes R2 and this week it was Neale captain 💪🏼 if you look closely you’ll see Crisp at D1 too, back in your premos boys!
#aflfantasy
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Haven’t been able to see this much footy in a weekend since meeting with the
@HatChatAFL
boys last year - keen is an understatement
Looking forward to Footy, Fantasy and Frothies 🍺
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Before you listen let me know what player I am talking about below 😬👇🏼
Can’t say it too much
@DCCaterpillars
but
#jakewasright
and aren’t you glad I was?!
Also
@JeppaDT
I think your flag was his ceiling?
@HatChatAFL
@Obermullet
@SanchFantasy
it’s a hard week give me some love
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1281 from 10+C then hall does his hammy….
@FantasyAFLGods
you couldn’t let me have the one week? You have been cruel this year I tell you that. 5th bullet in 2.5 weeks 😂
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For all you SA
#AFLFantasy
heads out there, I’ll be at The District Skycity from around 530 before the
#AFLPowerDogs
game tonight with a few guys including
@Lemon_DT
!
First live game of 2022 for me, first Dunkley VC, I’ll be up and about as it’s time for the boys to show up! 💪🏼
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Serious post is needed once in a while - last year I missed out but still seeing a heap around SA so don’t forget your
#BigFreeze8
whilst they last.
An important one not just for the AFL Community but love seeing everyone come together each year, it’s what it’s all about 🥶💙
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@Obermullet
Thanks mate, Like i said it’s not about my team this year it’s about all of our listeners 😍 unless my team is the listener team in which case full steam ahead 🚂
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Dunkleys Donuts
#AFLFantasy
Rd 1
Score: 1919
Weekly/Overall Ranking: 53539 🙃
Team Value: $16.55m
😍 Sheez, Gawn, Rookies
🤬 Newcombe, Grundy
🎯 Xerri, Dempsey
Bad habits of remembering these, especially when down in the dumps. Better late than never! Into round 2 we go 📈
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Dunkleys Donuts
#AFLFantasy
Rd 1
Score: 2080
Weekly Ranking: 6,767
Overall Ranking: 6,767
Team Value: $15.88
😍 Witts, Green, Taranto, Sheezel
🤬 Dunkley, Marshall, Chesser
🪓 Hollands?
🎯 Chandler, Worpel
I’m terrible at posting I’m too busy managing the
@HatChatAFL
rabble!
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Dunkleys Donuts
#AFLFantasy
Rd 3
Score: 2074
Weekly Ranking: 19711
Overall Ranking: 13165
Team Value: $17.4
😍 Day, Doc and Dunks
🤬 Duggan, S.Ryan
🤕 LDU?
🪓 Duggan, Sheed
🎯 Stewart, JVR
Can’t pick a captain, 2 extra rookie scores to cover Constable and LDU hurt but still⬆️
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Dunkleys Donuts
#AFLFantasy
Rd 4
Score: 2219
Weekly Ranking: 1328
Overall Ranking: 11443
Team Value: $19m
😍 Bont, NWM, Steele
🤬 Jordon
🎯 Flanders, Clohesy
Gather Round bringing out some of the best in the 🍩, even with a safe VC of Gawn. Back to 4 digit ranks this week 🙏🏻
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Had to hold English and couldn’t get rid of Coleman as planned due to the carnage, one of the few times I’ve had an ounce of luck this year 🙌🏻
With the current structure pretty bullish on Libba with a strong finish to the year and need a little POD to keep heading up!
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About to get on a flight - is it vein to be listening to myself? Oh well! 🧢🎙️
WE’RE BACK
We're back for the first time in 2023! 😎
The great man
@WarnieDT
joins us to discuss Uber-premiums!
Get around it! 🎧
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Dunkleys Donuts
#AFLFantasy
Rd 2
Score: 1851
Weekly Ranking: 11230
Overall Ranking: 33839
Team Value: $17.34m
😍 Steele C, NWM
🤬 Newcombe, Sexton, Hore sub
🎯 Massimo, Fisher
20,000 spots this week, trades went well and no bullets. Hore > Howes the only 🚩Onto the next 🫡
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Dunkleys Donuts
#AFLFantasy
Rd 4
Score: 1847 🤮
Weekly Ranking: Error calculating 👀
Overall Ranking: 26595
Team Value: $18
😍 Day and Sheezel
🤬 Witts and Bergman late outs?!
🤕 Witts?
🎯 Dawson
Can’t pick a captain x 4 and late outs mean 2 bench rookies scoring <40
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I have bad news - Jackson out means Yeo is also back out of the donuts lineup. Emotions going up and down as quick as the old Elliot Elliot
@SanchFantasy
@Obermullet
Project Yeo: Round 2
Will the sequel be better than the original? Find out on this weeks
@HatChatAFL
😅🫣
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Rd 12 in Review:
1825 - up 1000 spots for the second week in a row in my weakest bye round with 7 premiums on the bye!
Pro’s - Darcy Cameron in
250k Cash Gen
4 scores over 130
Con’s - Nick Daicos out
3 x scores of 61?
Only 3 premiums on the bye this week - bring on Rd 13!
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Stay tuned for the renamed Mitch Duncan award this week, subbed on 0.
Boy oh Boy wowee….
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Officially 3 outs before teams are named, can’t wait another 90 minutes for the Donuts to not just to be my team name ✌🏼
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If there is a more relatable tweet today I certainly haven’t seen it
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Dunkleys Donuts
#AFLFantasy
Rd 2
Score: 1990
Weekly Ranking: 39667
Overall Ranking: 13534
Team Value: $16.58
😍 Sheezel, LDU, RoMar, Bench Rooks
🤬 Bruhn, Duggan, LUKE BEVERIDGE
🤕 Steele
🪓 Bruhn, Steele
🎯 Setterfield, JZ
Overall wasn’t too unhappy but uniques let me down 🥲
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Anyone have any questions about tonight hit us up - Hat Chat does Melbourne Game 1. Up the doggies!
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Might be one of my favourite pods this year and only partly because
@Obermullet
wasn’t there!
Also make sure to stay for the last minute for an extra laugh 😂
@MiniMonk10
joined the boys this week on the pod to review round 3 and look ahead to a massive Easter weekend of footy! 🪺
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How many Rd 13 Bye Rookies do you all have? I have 7 including Parnell 😅
🚨if you have more than 5, plan your trades to include them as you’ll be counting a number of their scores in rd 12 and 14:
Khamis
SDK
Clark
Soligo
Mccomb
Stephens
Jamieson
Dixon
Jeffrey
Rosas
Parnell
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@DCCaterpillars
Getting Hayes score as an emergency doesn’t count right? R2’s only on this thread 🌟🤑
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Thats a quarter of footy I enjoyed 🥰 Hayes season
@DCCaterpillars
?! He’s already got his BE!! Won’t even talk lipinski yet 😬
@HatChatAFL
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And back to work today 😴 what a weekend!
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🤷🏻♀️
If you're in a position to launch into a value option for M8, Yeo is an option in this role. Not sure if he will have enough data to add DEF, but regardless, he's going to score well enough to make some coin for a few weeks.
#AFLFantasy
#AFLEaglesDons
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@urbangaruda
@HatChatAFL
Maybe you should reconsider having so many GWS players in your forward line… 😂
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It finally happened 🤯 don’t worry though we’ll be back to normal messaging next week
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Unfortunately I can confirm I was not the special guest, but fortunately for everyone else we got the best of the best on this week instead. And I even got him to talk about Elliot Yeo.
Don’t believe me? Click the link and have a listen, this is one you can’t miss🧢🎙
THE FANTASY 🐐 IS ON HAT CHAT!
Back-to-back winner, Selby Lee-Steere, the coach of
@MoreirasMagic
, joins us for an in-depth chat about his fantasy experiences and philosophies.
Don't miss this one! It's absolutely required listening for any fanatic! 💪
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@AusClangus
@HKdos
No idea how I missed this -
@HKdos
tomorrow night at the traders we lock something in for rd 19??
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Dunkleys Donuts
#AFLFantasy
Rd 5
Score: 2094
Weekly Ranking: 16284
Overall Ranking: 22545 (Up 4k 📈)
Team Value: $18.4m
😍 Daicos and Dawson (VC) trade ins
🤬 LDU, JVR
🤕 Green, Witts (Still?!)
🎯 Anderson, JJ
After 3 forced trades and holding Witts, nice to bounce back a bit!
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@MRS___DC
@HatChatAFL
@DCCaterpillars
Not only did I take this photo but if you look closely I snuck right in between the two of you as well 🤷🏻♀️😂
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944 from 7+C - for the first time in a while Donuts are firing on all cylinders!
Predict in the comments what I’m going to end up on, if anyone guesses exactly I’ll fish out a prize for you
#AFLFantasy
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Achieved this rounds goal of a 2000+ score (just), overall besides all of our shocking defenders I’m pretty happy with my picks. 2 late changed sting a little but onwards and upwards into Rd 2. Soon we’ll find out whose hosting
@HatChatAFL
with the worst score this week 😬😅
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I might just crawl out of a Preuss sized hole I’ve been hiding in all week 🥲
Appreciate your support and all of those that join in to our inside jokes, keep them coming and let’s see them end of year hats!! 🧢🎙
WE'VE HIT 2000 TWITTER FOLLOWERS! 🎉🎉
Thank you to everyone that listens to us, asks us questions, jumps on our spaces, and just generally makes this awesome community what it is.
We are humbled by your amazing support ❤
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Update: Will change my handle to
@dunkleysdonut
if I cop one this week thanks to 8 outs in a single week. If anyone has more than me and wants me to feel better send screenshots below 👇
7 outs this week and no bench now thanks to Hewett. If JDG is out like I’ve heard reported I’ll officially be the real Dunkleys Donuts with my first donut in years!
Heard
@HatChatAFL
might be needing a new panelist ❌🧢
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WHAT A WEEK.
Apologies for the long pod but we all may have gotten a bit star struck - hope you all enjoy this one as much as we did!
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Dunkleys Donuts
#AFLFantasy
Rd 7
Score: 2307
Weekly Ranking: 13895
Overall Ranking: 14782 (Up 2k 📈)
Team Value: $19.4m 🤑
😍 RoMar VC, Green, Sheezel
🤬 Setterfield, JVR in a Melb blowout
🪓 Ginbey, Pedlar (double upgrade)
🎯 Fiorini, Butters, Blicavs?!?
Could I do it? 🐱
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Hopefully by our 100th episode I can sneak a touch closer to the the 100 😅
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Can confirm it has been Nathan’s pick for almost 24 hours. Please spam his Twitter so we can get on with it 🥲
Nothing quite like having pick
#1
in a slow
#AFLFantasy
draft, you make your selection then turn off your laptop for 7 weeks.
(yes I am saying it is the 10 blokes in Australia that are the issue not me 17 hours away in my timezone...)
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