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Hat collector, car chaser, and podcaster @HatChatAFL

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DC Caterpillars Round 4 🐛 Score: Shit OR: Much shitter RR: Really, really shit 😍 Sheezel 🤬 Everyone else 🪓 All of them 🎯 Literally anyone else This game sucks. #sigh
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DC Caterpillars Round 7 🐛 Score: 2137 RR: 2163 OR: 100 📈 😍 Max C, Dawson, Sheez, Martin, McKercher, Wilson, Flanders 🤬 Powell, Garcia, Steele 🪓 Sanders, Sharp 🎯 80+ forward, Daicos Nice to be back in the 100 again. It's been a while! Would've loved two-digits though 😂
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Round 6 Trades Chandler ➡️ Johannisen 😬 Hollands ➡️ Jones 🤢 These trades will forever be known as the "Double-Budarick". Sorry for being so bullish on it.
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"Premium" mids are overrated! 😂
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@WarnieDT does not suit the show? 🤔 There wouldn't be a show without him! Give ya head a wobble champ. Warnie is a bloody legend and no one is more passionate about @AFLFantasy . Does more for the community than anyone else.
@MattFreemanIsDr
FreemTheDream
2 years
@AFLFantasy @WarnieDT @CalvinDT @RoyDT Warnie has to go boys. Does not suit the show at all. Everyone else able to have a laugh at themselves, except Warnie. Just got blocked on twitter for commenting it was poor form for him to have a go at a bloke who was having a laugh about Touk as (C)
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How on Earth did I talk myself out of Luke Jackson?! 🤦‍♂️
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Fantasy community does Gather Round!! 👊
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Well this is definitely the most fun I've had with a unique captain named Jy/Jye... 🎲
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Perth Fantasy fam! Pleasure to meet you all 👍 @urbangaruda @JeppaDT + many others! @varsity_au
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Couldn't hit a C if I fell out of a boat at the moment 🤦‍♂️
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Well... top 100 was fun while it lasted. You can only dodge bullets for so long!! 🤦‍♂️
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With big Harry at R3 being named and no bye players this week, I had to entrust JD with the C. Thank you good sir! 👏
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In case anyone is wondering. Yes I am stoked I spent 950k on a full-back.
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May have got a little carried away... #HatNumber71 @AFLFantasy @DTTALK @HatChatAFL
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DC Caterpillars Round 1 🐛 Score: 2150 💪 Rank: 962 😍 Setters, Sic, Sheez, Green, TT, Ginbey, Worp, LDU 🤬 Dunks (C), Bruhn, Marshall, McGrath 🪓 McGrath, Bruhn 🎯 Chandler, Day, JHF Satisfying start for the Caterpillars. Chasing value paid off. Onto next week! #carchasing
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A quick reminder not to overreact too much from round 1 games (e.g. Laird, Dunks, Marshall). Last year, it was poplar defs Crisp and Short, who started slow: Crisp Rd 1: 51 🤮 Rd 2: 126 🔥 Next 10 rounds: 108.3 av 😍 Short Rd 1: 68 🤮 Rd 2: 131 🔥 Next 10 rounds: 107.3 av 😍
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It's been a weird opening round but Riley Bonner has given me something to get excited about 😍
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DC Caterpillars Round 4 🐛 Score: 2226 📈 RR: 1010 OR: 292 😍 Steele, Sharp, NWM, Martin, Bonner, Sheez, Yeo, Reid 🤬 Jordon, Stewart, Howes 🪓 Jordon, Howes 🎯 Clohesy, Flanders, Bont A cracking weekend at Gather Round ends with another nice move up the rankings 👌
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Dr and Mrs DC 😂 #Betterthanahat
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A message to Andy McGrath and Chayce Jones: Boys, I know we've had a rocky relationship and I've wanted to trade you both, but the other lads have built a great platform this week. If you could please consider scoring something above 80 today, I would be grateful. Cheers, DC
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I did a thing! 🤩 Out: Cripps, Baldwin In: BAILEY SMITH(!), Sam Hayes
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Held Bruhn when he'd been in a lot of my trade options this week. VC'd Doch. Had Hollands on the bench. Head deflating rapidly 🎈
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Apparently I was the problem in the relationship... 🥲
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Fantasy is fun. Fantasy is fun. Fantasy is fun. Fantasy is fun. Fantasy is fun. At least we have a name for our dud of the week award next year... #MillstradedIn
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STOP THE SEASON NOW!
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DC Caterpillars Round 2 🐛 Score: 1919 📈 RR: 493 OR: 4026 😍 Dawson C, NWM, Sheez, Steele, Heeney, Xerri 🤬 Sexton, Bonner, Young 🪓 Sexton, Wines, Salem 🎯 Massimo, Powell, Dempsey, Thomas, Duursma That's more like it! Now to keep climbing! 👊
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I've hit 3000 followers!! 🥳 It's amazing that I've conned so many people into following me after 1 fluke hat 😂 Thanks everyone. Appreciate you!
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My Boy!! What a 🔫
@AFLFantasy
AFL Fantasy
7 months
How good is this guy! #AFLSaintsPies
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Round 9 Trades Jones ➡️ Atkins 🐀👑 Ashcroft 👏 ➡️ Mills 🤦‍♂️🤕 It stings, but that's fantasy.
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Love this from the 🐐! If it's ruining your mood, then turn the TV off and do something else. 75% of the season still to come. 👍
@MoreirasMagic
Moreira’s Magic
1 year
It’s a game. A free game. And a long game, with plenty of ebbs and flows. There are so many great things about it (the podcasts, engagement, strategy, group chats with mates), but if you’re not loving it, you can always stop. Reminder MM members can cancel anytime, just email us.
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No ruckman beats up second stringers better than Seany D!! Thanks for finally providing a good VC big man 😍 Oh and Caleb Serong is now Fremantle's number 1 mid. Absolute 🔫
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DC Caterpillars Round 3 🐛 Score: 2187 📈 OR: 555 RR: 998 😍 Doch, Sic, Day, Seany D, CRITPOTS 🤬 McGrath, Sheed, LDU's calf 🪓 Sheed, McGrath, Worpel 🎯 Serong, Stewart, JVR Lovely bounceback week. Scraped a 2nd top 1K RR in 3 weeks. Team is in good shape! #carchasing
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This is me carefully plotting all my fantasy moves 🤦‍♂️ I'll get my podcast intro ready. Jy Simpkin will be mentioned...
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Bont owners need to be on the look out. Sub in the next few weeks seems likely!
@AFL
AFL
6 months
No late changes for Friday night's game. Subs: @westernbulldogs : Bailey Dale @essendonfc : Nick Hind #AFLDogsDons
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@DCCaterpillars
DC
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It's obviously early days, but I'm surprised with the high ownership of some premiums with the early byes: Daicos 57% Flanders 46% Walsh 34% Gawn 27% Green 23% Touk 22% Gulden 19% Here's why 👇🧵
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Don't have Bont. Don't have Xerri. Traded Sharp this week. VC on Gulden.
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DC Caterpillars Round 1 🐛 Score: 2020 😬 OR: 21837 😍 Max C, Heeney, Bonner, Sheez, McKerch 🤬 Grundy, CMac, Wines, Dawson 🪓 Grundy, CMac, Wines 🎯 Xerri, Billings, Fyfe, Dempsey, Clark Underwhelming start, but there's a lot of pieces in place. Cash gen the focus now! 📈
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Young and Martin giving great demonstrations of why patience is often a virtue in fantasy! 🤯
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@FantasyFreako Can we please get a re-check on the mark from the kick-in with about 2mins 10s to go? Almost certain it was Mills but didn't seem to get credited for it. Had a handball as well. Anyone else notice it too? 🤔 Oh yeah. I brought in Mills everyone 🤣
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DC Caterpillars Round 15 🐛 Score: 2193 OR: 6982 📈📈 RR: 345 😍 Everyone except Windhager 🤬 West Coast 🪓 🤷‍♂️ 🎯 Premo Mids I said last week that I didn't think that my team was that bad. Apparently it was alright this week! Up 3000 spots. Nice to finally have a good one!
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This has not aged well 🤦‍♂️ Fantasy has a way of biting you on the arse
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I think I'm a Saints supporter now 🤷‍♂️ That was fun!
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My captain average for the year just jumped from 99.3 to 107.9. Thanks Ro Ma 🥰
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When I look back on the season, it's going to be easy to work out where it went wrong. From rounds 7-9, my trades were: Macrae & Garcia Green & Sweet English & Sullivan The "upgrades" have all been absolute disasters! Could've had Caldwell, Serong and Marshall instead 😂
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Worth every penny! 🤩 (sort of)
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Good to see that my Tom Green captaincy is preventing any head inflation 😂
I have 26 playing this week plus Chesser. Can't wait to still only score 1700 somehow 🙃
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Don't mind me...just checking where that button is.
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@FOXFOOTY
Fox Footy
2 years
Max Gawn is under an injury cloud ahead of Sunday's clash with West Coast. Latest 📝:
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WHERE THERE'S A WILL THERE'S A DAY!!! 😍
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The state of my fantasy season: Everyone else: "Let's go Daicos!" "Come on Bont!" "Wow, what a pick Crisp is!" "Gee Macrae looks good again!" Me: "Oooo Charlie Dean got a +6!"
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I'm going to delete all evidence of me saying you could consider trading Dawson this week... What a bloody comeback!! 🤴
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I know this is coming from an Eagles supporter, but is it time the AFL looked at a card rule? 🟥 In this instance, the result of the De Goey bump is that it benefits Collingwood in this game because the opposition have 1 less player for 3 quarters. Doesn't sit right 🤔
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Sexyback is back being sexy 😍
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DC Caterpillars Round 8 🐛 Score: 1955 RR: 34344 OR: 520 📉📉📉 😍 Young, Martin, McKercher, Wilson 🤬 Green, Whitfield, Yeo, Macrae 🪓 Yeo, Sanders, Green? 🎯 Daicos, Parish? Disastrous round. Gutted!
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The 🦅 are in a world of pain. It's getting close to Dees-like levels of despair from a decade ago. Injuries, shocking list management, and poor youth development are killing us. From the team today, I reckon only Allen, Kelly, and Duggan would be a lock in a top 4 team. 😬
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Well that was a timely reminder that fantasy can be fun! Sinclair 130 🔫 Dunkley VC 120 🫡 Steele 104 🙌 NWM 102 👊 Marshall 100 🪨 (*and Windhager 42)
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Dunkley and Laird reminding everyone that there is no such thing as a "must have" premium! Especially at the start of the season. What a crazy first round!! 🤪
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Round 10 Trades Wilmot ➡️ Fleeton Mills 🤕 ➡️ Merrett 👏👊 My team is still a shambles, but thank you to Zach for the sweet sweet sugar! 😋
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DC Caterpillars Round 3 🐛 Score: 1995 📈 RR: 2308 OR: 930 😍 Martin, Young, Bonner, Sheez VC, Steele, Heeney, Gawn, Yeo, Roberts, Powell 🤬 Billings, Howes, Windy 🪓 Billings, Wines 🎯 🍻 at Gather Round, decent fwds Thank goodness for best 18! Nice to be inside 1k though 👌
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Gulden (owner) going bananas at the same time that Ziebell (non-owner) is playing kick-to-kick. Me:
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FINALLY! SOME GOOD NEWS! 🎉
@DylanBolch
Dylan Bolch
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Giants coach Adam Kingsley has said he "expects" Tom Green to play this weekend against Essendon. The star midfielder had a light session today, but got through no problems. @FOXFOOTY
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Round 5 Trades 🐛 Windhager 😬 ➡️ Clohesy 🤑🤑 Jordon ➡️ Flanders 😍 Pretty vanilla trades. Benching Clohesy for Howes' 68 was a bad decision though. Windhager looked better this week but was my only path to Flanders.
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Getting a run-up into Gather Round! 🍻
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@AFLFantasy About 10 months
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This is primarily why I can't stand the English in sport. If they don't win, they just whinge so much that they make you feel bad about winning. 😂 2-0 #payattentionjonny
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DC Caterpillars Round 5 🐛 Score: 1946 RR: 4296 OR: 346 📉 😍 Sheez, Gawn VC, Flanders, Whitfield, Steele, Powell, Reid 🤬 Dawson, Stewart, Sanders 🪓 McKercher 🤕, Sanders, Dawson? 🎯 Graham, Reliable premo mid Benching Clohesy cost me another move up. Still keeping touch!
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Team Reveal Part 2️⃣ Constable 😍 Ginbey 🐂🤑🤑🤑 Wilmot 😕 Dunkley (c) 🥲 LDU 🔫 Sheed 🤷‍♂️ Ashcroft 🤑 Rozee 🥰 Gulden 🔒 Sheezel 🤑🤑🤑🤑 Bench: Bergman, Chesser An up and down Saturday. Dunks C the real killer. No Dogs & Dees was tough to watch! Chandler priority this week.
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Round 4 Trades Worpel ➡️ JVR 😬 Sheed ➡️ Serong 👏 I started the round hoping to consolidate in the top 1000. Now I'm hoping to consolidate in the top 10000. What an absolute mare! 🤦‍♂️😱
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Maybe Matt Rowell doesn't need marks 🤔 Back on the watchlist...
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DC Caterpillars Round 5 🐛 Score: 2163 OR: 4025 📈 RR: 3561 😍 Dawson, Daicos, Serong, Darcy VC, Marshall, Cogs 🤬 LDU, Sic 🐶 🪓 Chandler, Hollands, McGrath 🎯 Stewart, Touk And we're back. This game is much easier with Daicos. #carchasing
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Timing is key in fantasy. Mine has been off this year: Worpel av at trade: 78 Next ➡️ 71, 114, 88, 103 Chandler 68➡️59, 106 Hollands 56➡️75, 66, 86 McGrath 76➡️75, 69, 117, 94 Ashcroft 79➡️109, 127 Wilmot 50➡️74 JVR 49➡️77 I was impatient for some. Some are just ridiculous 😂
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DC Caterpillars Round 2 🐛 Score: 2032 😬 Rank: 2507 😍 Setters, LDU, Sheez, Marshall 🤬 Bruhn, Darcy, Sheed 🪓 Bruhn, Sheed 🎯 Day, Daicos, Ziebell A big reality check this week, but the main issue was some underwhelming premos. Still happy with my position. #carchasing
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Rest in Peace Roy One of the great cricketing entertainers
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@JeppaDT @AFLFantasy Those 13 points will be valuable! 🤣
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Apparently I can see the future! 😘 Hope Tom is okay!
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👀 Can Jordon force his way into the middle at the Swans?
@sydneyswans
Sydney Swans
9 months
Gee wiz JJ 🔥 👀 And the boys knew 🤝
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I'm so glad I spent half of last night's podcast talking about how he is the lord and saviour of the forward-line! Tom Powell will finish the season as my F1. It's inevitable 😂
@JoshGabelich
Josh Gabelich
3 months
Mattaes Phillipou will miss the next 3-4 weeks with a hip injury. Scans revealed some damage after pulling up with soreness @AFLcomau
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DC Caterpillars Round 8 🐛 Score: 2196 🤦‍♂️ OR: 8578 📉📉 RR: 29544 😍 Dunks, Green, Gulden, JJ 🤬 Underperforming premos, no Brayshaw, Ziebell, English 🪓 Jones, capped rookies 🎯 Fiorini, Atkins, Mills The year of frustration continues. 50/50 calls are not going my way.
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After 4 games, Brisbane have only had two 100+ scores for midfielders (Dunkley and Neale in rd 3). Their game style seems to be based on taking territory this year. Very few repeat stoppages 🤔
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DC Caterpillars Round 12 🐛 Score: 1746 RR: 39317 OR: 1256 😍 Walsh, Gawn, Ned, Sexy, Dean 🤬 Dawson, Bonner, Clohesy 🪓 Reid 😪, Howes, Garcia 🎯 Rd 12 bye The slide became a plummet this week. 1st time out of the 1k since rd 3 😫 6 premos on the bye. Hopefully it evens out.
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307k Defender. 27yo. ✅️✅️ Averaged 102.5 in the VFL last year and 100.2 in 2022 😳
@melbournefc
Melbourne Demons
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"He'll crawl over glass to come back." 😳 The story behind Marty Hore's return to the Dees. Lamb Member Forum 🎥 |
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This young Zorko guy looks decent. Why has no one spoken about him? Looks like he'll be a nice pod for me! 😍
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Round 3 trades 🐛 Salem 😳 ➡️ Windhager 😬 Sexton ➡️ Powell 😍 Windhager didn't have the instant impact I was after, but trading Salem over Wines was the right move and Powell looked great! What a round so far! 🫠
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Today is the 29th Feb. It happens once every 4 years. Connor Budarick is number 35. He was born on April 6. He is 22 years old. He was recruited from Labrador. Labradors are dogs with 4 legs🐕 35-6 = 29 February is the 2nd month 20 + 4 = 24 29/2/24 It's a sign. 🔐
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Round 14 Trades 🐛 Clohesy ➡️ Schoenmaker 🤑 Oliver ➡️ Zorko Garcia ➡️ Boak 😬 New trading strategy: 1. All upgrades must be older than me. 2. I must resent them as trade in options. Seems to be working well to be fair 🤷‍♂️
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🥛Glass half empty: A lot of people have Marshall as VC. 🥛Glass half full: If you had him, then you're still getting a jump over half of the competition.
@jaiden_popowski
Jaiden Popowski
1 year
Rowan Marshall as #AFLFantasy captain/vice captain: Top 100: 58% Top 1,000: 53.2% Top 10,000: 44.66% This means that close to half of all coaches who used their C/VC on Marshall were already in the top 10,000.
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After God has finished saving the King, can he please save my fantasy team too? #absolutecluster
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It's always good when a club's main ball winners stand up 💪
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Set(andforget)terfield 🔥🔥🔥
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The Caterpillars are into the top 100! After a score of 2062 (171st for Rd 5) and a brief period at the number 1 ranking, the team is now ranked 62nd overall. Game on! #hathunting
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So it turns out having 4 Saints players on field when they get beaten by 10 goals isn't a good thing...😬
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DC Caterpillars Round 14 🐛 Score: 1705 RR: 24890 OR: 1730 😍 Gulden, Zorko C, English, Whit, Heeney 🤬 Sharp, Powell, Bonner, Steele, NWM, Serong, Dawson, Green 🪓 Bonner, Sullivan, McAuliffe 🎯 Rozee, Merrett I think I just need to accept that my team is shit 🤷‍♂️
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Proud of that Eagles effort. We'll be okay 🦅
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Starting the season in style 👌
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Round 8 Trades Horne-Francis 👏 ➡️ McComb Brodie 🤦‍♂️ ➡️ Gawn 🤢🤮😡🤬 So it seems Max is still trying to ruin my season even after getting him in. This round can get in the bin 🗑
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Mills 3 JJ 43 Darcy 34 If we can just skip 3s and 4s from now on that would be great. Seems to increase risk of muscle injuries 🤦‍♂️
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DC Caterpillars Round 9 🐛 Score: 2270 RR: 2040 OR: 313 📈 😍 Walsh, Steele, Bonner, Sharp, Martin, NWM, Clohesy 🤬 Roberts, Sheez, Whitfield 🪓 Roberts, Sanders, Sheez? 🎯 Daicos, Clarry? Nice rebound to cut the gap back to the 100 in half. Need a few more like that!
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Guess who traded out JVR because I thought he was my worst playing this week? 🙋‍♂️😂
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@AFLFantasy 2294 and 9th overall! #carchasing
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Round 12 Trades Darcy 👏🤕 ➡️ BRIGGS 💪🤑 JVR 🤦‍♂️➡️ CAMERON 👏👊 Fleeton 🔴 ➡️ Mullin 🍀🟢 Briggs 118 + DC 109 > English 158 That's the way it works right? 😂
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