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wannabe beautiful game connoisseur 🇨🇦 ⚽️ critic & enthusiast NHL dabbler early Survivor pools victim

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@DrunkenGoon
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4 years
@ESPNFC @borussia_en Good thing he got it done before his battery run out.
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@ManuelVeth Intertoto was not a real competition. You can't declare multiple winners just because people need something to bet on in the middle of the summer.
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@MLS_Buzz I believe they use kilometers, not miles.
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@CanMNTonly Mike Wier deserves to be on that list. 20-1 to win the Masters vs Tiger at his peak is about the closest comparison to what a win vs Argentina would mean.
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@DrunkenGoon
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4 years
@JoshMeyerDC @JenniferJJacobs @BrendanKeefe @tylerpager @MarioDParker Just a good reason for a lot of people evacuating the Trumptanic to "call in sick" for the rest of the presidency.
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@DrunkenGoon
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4 years
@vermontgmg I guess he couldn't get the Big10 presidents to thank him for single handedly bringing football back.
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4 years
@ArizonaCoyotes It gets better...
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4 years
@keyse_02 @ESPNFC Mourinho the only manager fired in the history of the Super League
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4 years
@twpolk @dmihalopoulos @Cogensia @brad_rukstales If this was just a momentary indiscretion, why did he have to go to such lengths to bleach his account history?
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@DrunkenGoon
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2 years
@SBNationNHL Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy!
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@DrunkenGoon
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2 years
This seems a little invasive... @unibet I'd rather play somewhere else.
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2 months
@PlusEVAnalytics player_id... always player_id
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@DrunkenGoon
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4 years
@kslsports @utahjazz SME Steel Contractors in business for 28 years, and 60% of their google reviews came in the last 6 hours... ouch, being this racist ain't good for business. Nothing says hire us like burning bridges and going scorched earth.
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@DrunkenGoon
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5 years
@ESPNFC He's gonna need some rice or a new phone
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2 years
@gmbutts Maybe let them hire competent people by removing mandates.
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@DrunkenGoon
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5 years
@ian_mendes Maybe because Sinclair missed against Sweden in the pk shootout this spring in the Algarve Cup. #CAN #SWE
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@DrunkenGoon
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6 years
@bubbaprog Security footage of Lillard stealing their Thunder
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@DrunkenGoon
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4 years
@ESPNFC Sounds like they need a Portuguese manager and a Portuguese agent. Oh, never mind...
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2 years
@omegawud @reporterchris You also need to be fully vaccinated to enter the USA, either by air or by road. This is just to avoid the testing requirement at the airport.
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4 months
This was so much fun to do with Rob and Johnny. Thanks for having me and apologies for mixing up Italy and Portugal vs Serbia, my memory isn't what it used to be.
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EPISODE 158 PRESENTED BY @Pinnacle 🚨 @robpizzola and Johnny ( @betstamp ) are joined by @DrunkenGoon to discuss soccer betting, working with large groups, and Euro Cup 2024 ➡️
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@DrunkenGoon
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3 months
@ManagerTactical Rent free 🇨🇦
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@DrunkenGoon
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8 years
2 minutes ago Happy Birthday @IlieNastase1 one of the greatest tennis players of all time #Nasty #artist #innovator
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@DrunkenGoon
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6 years
@gurubetty @realDonaldTrump @EmmanuelMacron Tell him Mar-a-Lago would be under water, then he will start caring about the environment
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4 years
@ESPNFC Docs with "Hand of God" finishing touch
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3 years
@NickStoll Impressive, but Chelsea PR please explain the difference between Dutch and Flemish.
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4 years
@BNightengale @JonHeyman Math is hard, that's only 15 games
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3 years
@CanadaSoccerEN @onesoccer Will Canada Soccer ever figure it out that nobody wants to see a lineup in that order? You can flag the captain but don't list him before the goalie. Either go by position or by number, please don't give us numbers chowder.
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2 years
@CanadaSoccerEN How about scrapping that and coming up with a completely new transparent deal that reflects the current economic situation? That should benefit both CSB and CSA long term.
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2 years
@WesGilbertson It's called free agency. He's earned that right by completing his previous contract. The player is free to sign with whoever he wishes and there's nothing his former team can do about it. It appears this was not a problem you throw money at to solve.
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4 years
@TylerJRoney Only one question.... Why is that door open?
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9 months
@afcasiancup @continentaltire Show the goal, not the Continental commercial
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5 years
@NHLFlames @TheoFleury14 Messier with the 🍎
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2 years
@onesoccer Stop whining, they pay his salary, so they can use him as they see fit.
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1 year
@CanadaSoccerEN @CANWNT @cibc What's the pricing structure for these events compared to Qatar? Can't find anything on it on the website.
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4 years
@Itweetspolitics @MikeGrunwald Hard to get foreigners to travel to a shithole country in the middle of a pandemic.
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5 years
@Ron_Clements @Tucker_TnL I guess that means talent wasn't that watered down as much as playing in a 32 team league... Imagine playing against all-star level players each and every game.
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@DrunkenGoon
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7 years
@PxPOttawa As long as all the lego pieces went back in together, it sounds like he's good to go
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4 years
@RebBrooks1 @svdate @therealzanetta They still have an opportunity to get off the titanic on the supreme court nomination vote.
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4 years
@3res_Comas @capjack2000 yeah, because Rodgers is protected from injury by All State
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5 years
@Aportzline Don’t the @BlueJacketsNHL have someone like a John Smith in their system? They are singlehandedly killing broadcasting careers with their goalie names.
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5 years
@Sportsnet can't tell, hasn't landed yet
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6 years
@stevocaldwell My kid did the math this morning and said "why not me"? We're off to practice tonight rain or shine!
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4 months
@TsarbucksFC I didn't believe in the Bombito/Cornelius DF partnership coming into the Copa but they've been much better than expected and that has made a world of difference. While the defensive mids had to anticipate problems and cover in the past, now they can play their position and cook.
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4 years
@KirstiKarttunen Cops just wanted the grub for themselves and were too lazy and too cheap to order it so the comandeered it!
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6 years
@brenjames7 @LockItInonFS1 @ClayTravis @ToddFuhrman @TheCousinSal Leave that idealistic crap to the Olympics. Pro sports are a perfect fit for gambling.
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2 years
@ESPNFC Not a single #Olympics Champion in the top 25, the disrespect runs deep in this poll.
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5 years
@givemeacoffee1 @CarBombBoom13 @NHL @TheAHL @CHLHockey @HockeyCanada Maybe it's about those kids that played peewee house league and quit the game because of abusive coaches.
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2 years
@TMuk_news Given recent events, how much of that @juventusfcen 1575M is legit?
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6 months
@MLS No Riqui Puig? No way...
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8 months
@tombogert Just trying to prepare Revs for midweek concacafing.
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3 years
@nyannthierry Not really, he was late to the party, out of position on the shot and got lucky. Not suitable for long term success.
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5 years
@XxJCTheRipperxX @USWNT @LindseyHoran @emilysonnett @kelleymohara @roselavelle They went to Ovechkin's school of celebrating... Next stop: Does NYC have Fountains?
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2 months
I've got to say #GamblingTwitter is getting weird. Walking bets, pool bets, tractor bets. WTAF? Maybe just stick to winning bets.
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5 years
@NoNamePat @The702Firm My 12 year old knows how to do that... but there's a small tell there, forgot to change the rotation number when switching the side bet😂
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4 years
@maryprusak @bgiceplex Analytics calls that a hot zone entry.
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5 years
@drex_gonnagiv2u @ab89 You could say they lack vision...
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4 years
@BryanAGraham That's sugarcoating it.
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1 year
@JohnMolinaro Last quality keeper developed in Toronto: Stefan Frei. Conway was 0 fer 10 years, happy trails.
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6 years
@ALadyofReason1 @RealJamesWoods Is that a beer mug or a gavel? Gotta, agree, hilarious either way...
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4 years
@Craig_A_Spencer @VP @WhiteHouse "We've flattened the peak"
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2 years
@el_Rey_Trunks96 @sportbible The proceeded to beat Argentina, Brazil, Poland and Germany. Try Argentina '78 if you're looking for a weak winner.
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1 year
Due to a last minute cancellation by @MapleLeafs , now teeing off on the first hole please welcome the the 4some of Marchand, Pastrnak, McAvoy and Bergeron. #NHLPlayoffs
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5 years
@ElectProject @electionsmith @MSNBC @scottdetrow Here is his autographed ballot on March 13th
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8 months
@MattDoyle76 Is it gonna be like this the whole season?
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5 years
@Feinsand @jonmorosi Eric Sogard experiment part deux. @BlueJays buy low sell high approach
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2 months
@latinheat Russian guy is into hip hop so Putin doesn't send him to Ukraine. He'll be into WNBA and NASCAR next week too if it means staying on this side of the ocean.
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9 months
@lizzy_becherano The sound of "I'd rather be anywhere else"
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3 years
@ESPNFC Imagine how much better they would have been wit Szobolai in the lineup.
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2 years
@EverydaySens Playing .500 hockey for basically the whole season. Need to play .650 the rest of the way to get in the playoffs. Let it go, it's not happening!
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3 years
So @frank_seravalli picked the Jets as his long shot to win the cup based (in part) on Connor Hellebuyck being a "perenial" Vezina finalist. He's been a finalist ONCE.
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@ProspectsUsmnt Garnacho, Buonanotte, Carboni, Barco, Paz and many more at U19 level that can play in that role. Echeverri, Infantino, Miramon in the fold as well, he was never making that Argentine team for any U20/U21 serious events.
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5 years
@darren_cahill If Vasek continues to play at this level he might not have much time on his hands to work on that players union thing.
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6 months
@DAZN_CA Glad it works for your X interns, now make it work for your paying customers!
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3 years
Welcome fans backs in the stands, or on the pitch in Nice @Ligue1_ENG #NICMAR
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6 years
@Canucks Gudbranson surely about to have a phone hearing after that sucker punch as the 3rd man in
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4 years
@RealKidPoker @JeffMurata Any time he says, "Let me tell you... Are you ready?" you know a whopper is coming
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1 year
This Titan crew thing is heart breaking for their families and businesses involved, but please explain to me like I am 5 how that should be world wide news and why so many resources have to be dedicated to their attempted rescue, when they got there by cutting corners everywhere?
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5 years
@KeithCostigan Isn't that what no relegation does already?
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4 years
@msexcel From experience, it's better to never go on dates with Excel.
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6 years
@PrestonWilson44 The better question is why is Joe West still getting these assignments? He's clearly not fit enough, and from this series alone we can conclude that he can't see that well either. #MLB should give him a watch and send him to play with his grandkids, not with playoff outcomes.
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1 year
@FrancoPanizo Farias going so Messi doesn't have to carry his bags the whole way.
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1 month
@spanky I'll run a soccer betting seminar for you if you have it on the East Coast.
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2 years
@EverydaySens Trotz needs to be on that list.
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1 year
@EricMacramalla This was better when you talked about it on the radio show, the timing now is just painful.
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5 years
@IanGraph Cost cutting 101... 1 Chara stick = 2 Redden sticks at that time's exchange rate.
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2 years
@Sid_Seixeiro He wasn't good enough to make it, the injury was a respectable way out for him and the staff. Now he can go there as a glue guy, part of the staff, hang out and enjoy the experience without the team risking anything if he ever had to take the field.
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1 year
@KevinGausman 6 outs save
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9 months
@ManuelVeth CSB crawling to @TSN_Sports and @Sportsnet begging for air time will be a sight worth seeing after all the bashing for not caring about Canadian soccer 😂
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5 years
@d_weezy Maybe they want to give you a raise to buy a new car? Or maybe they are planning on offering a company car... Either way, this is out of bounds.
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3 years
I've lived in #Ottawa for 22 years and had no idea how bad things were at the City Council. The taxes we pay are mismanaged at unfathomable levels. Mass resignations are the only honorable things left to do. Crying for the cameras is not it. #ottnews #ElectionsHaveConsequences
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4 years
@K12EU @BelindaBencic Going to the US is like going to a shithole country right now for these global athletes. It's a matter of personal safety.
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5 years
#KingTrump just claimed US has done more per capita tests than anybody in the world (3.5mil tests on 330 mil population). This chart disagrees... by a lot #WhiteHousePressBriefing
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4 years
@dinkinc Not American, but if you can afford it, I would say 1 Switzerland, 2 Norway, 3 Canada. If you're looking for discounted cost of living: 1. Slovenia, 2. Costa Rica, 3. Spain
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@DrunkenGoon
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4 years
@mckennaconor Financial issues will pop up for a lot of teams in the next few months. I would hate to be a free agent this year, they'll be lucky to get 80c on the $ what they would have gotten for a "normal" season. The top guys will still get paid but those last contract guys will hurt.
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2 months
Kinda funny that Trump follows @Mike_Pence but not @JDVance .
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2 years
@ESPNFC Same sweater, same energy
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