Super Velocity
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After over 600 days, around 30 players, and 5 or so iterations of the roster, we are disbanding. This is something I (Sam) have been seeing on the horizon for a while mainly due to role clashing and availability. From my knowledge all 4 of us will continue to push competitive 1/4
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SPLATALOT IMBECILES ARE YOUR LOW INK CHAMPIONS
@SylphieChar
GOATED CHARGER
@SpiSam_
COULDNT BE STOPPED RAAH
@SplattackW
GAL GOD
@Luke_not_Lucas6
SPIDER MAN, BUT WITH RIZZ
RAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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As a team, we have made the decision to leave splatalot. We have had lots of fun times either everyone there and wish them all the best. Imbeciles current roster will not change and we will continue to compete. Stay tuned for updates on our team name and direction.
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After almost 2 years Velocity will not be disbanding. It's been great but now it's time to not move on. Sam and Datkid will be joining Melon's team. Yata will be too drunk to continue comp. Bronze and Umbre have both decided to go surf in low level. We wish everyone the best!
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INTRODUCING VELOCITY
@SpiSam_
-SPLASH(CAPTAIN)
@SplattackW
-STAMPER(CO CAPTAIN)
@Typos_Spl
-TTEK
@Luke_not_Lucas6
-BRUSH
@SylphieChar
-CHARGER
@dadddlf
-ANYTHING
@Neko_kittyy
-CHARGER(SUB)
DISCORD:
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Velocity was tired of being denied scrims so we just decided to go win SoS instead.
@Velocity_Sam
SPLISH SPLASH
@dadddlf
Ran Sploosh in grands
@Bikutini93
Served us 1 too many drinks
@tsundere_squid
Should be on pencil
Shout out to Jonthebeliever in chat
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We are staying as 4 for the foreseeable future. Do not dm for tryouts even if you are overqualified, please! I don't want any changes to the roster at all. I have found the people I want to play comp with till they decide otherwise. Have a good day✌️
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VELOCITY WON THE FIRST LEVEL UP GRAAAAAHHHHH
@Velocity_Sam
GOING PRO WITH YOSHI ON MARIOKART
@SplattackW
I SLAPPED HIM IN THE FACE WITH ZOOKA WTF
@tsundere_squid
#1
MARIOKART/BACKLINE PLAYER
@Luke_not_Lucas6
"I GOT 4"
@dadddlf
LET HIM COOK
results below
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We have a new logo! Unfortunately Twitter is being dumband doesn't let us upload it but go give the artist a follow! (
@asterr_png
) Ty aster🥹
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VELOCITY WON ITS FIRST MIDLEVEL INVITATIONAL, MUG OF WAR!!!
@Velocity_Sam
splash/zap
@SylphieChar
charger
@dadddlf
everything
@Luke_not_Lucas6
brush
@SplattackW
on vacation
GRAAAAAHHH
Results below
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Super Velocity will be playing in SAC Finals
Watch
@Velocity_Sam
@dadddlf
@tsundere_squid
@oriiio_
@Bikutini93
@ElevatedPotato
@LunZooka
Play this weekend on Saturday at 2pm EST
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INTRODUCING THE NEW SPLATALOT IMBECILES ROSTER!!!! WERE GONNA GO CRAZY
Sam
- Captain
- Frontline, Slayer, Shotcaller, Support
- N Tri, N Splash, Splash, Machine
Splat
- Co Captain
- Frontline, Midline, Slayer, Skirmisher
- .52, .96, Stamper
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Sam is quitting comp to go live a happy life fighting +1s up high in the mountains far away from any Kraken cheese.
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The sad truth about
@dadddlf
a thread: (I feel like a lot of lies have been spread as he tries to cover up the things stated below. Please read with caution as some of the stuff mentioned is heartbreaking)
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VELOCITY MADE TOP 16 MODE CUP RAAAH
@Velocity_Sam
"I have crab" splash
@SplattackW
"HOLD ON IM DOGGING ON THEM" naut
@Spla2_yata
"Im taking a shit" .96
@tsundere_squid
"Got sblast, im better" cjet stringer
@dadddlf
"I got four" anth
@Luke_not_Lucas6
moral support
results below
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On another note
@GUSplatoon
will be joining Velocity's roster! We are excited to see what his tri/machine will do against our enemies!
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Velocity won TT 16.
Roster
@Velocity_Sam
@dadddlf
@tsundere_squid
@Bikutini93
@Riku_am_iright
'Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back
into you" -Somebody
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Velocity vs. ASC Tenshi
Saturday 3:30pm EST 9:30pm CEST
We are being hood commentated!
See you then
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@Splattack
and
@Luke_not_Lucas6
have left the team. This leaves us with 4 members and with
@dadddlf
already not being able to be as active. Since Splat is gone I (Sam) am the new owner of this acc. Letting yall know we are not disbanding and would like to open tryouts 1/2
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Since we have gotten this question 6 times already. Velocity as a team has decided that if you play with us in SendouQ it DOES NOT mean you are or ever will be on the team unless Sam likes you but that's almost impossible. Asking repeatedly doesn't help your case. It's 12am help
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If one more of you fuckers cancels a scrim on us 3 minutes and 22 seconds before starting time Sam is quitting comp
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We will be signing up for LUTI so we can get div 4. See you there
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They came at us... AND WE ENDED UP TAKING 3RD IN PROVING GROUNDS
@Velocity_Sam
- Tried to stay alive
@Bikutini93
- Got the Twitter clip
@tsundere_squid
- BP jail
@dadddlf
- Getting +1 soon
@yataspl
- Drunk
See you in LUTI
One of our final runs before LUTI. Come at us tonight in Proving Grounds
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It was rescheduled!!!!!!!!!
We have not been able to play any of our sets in luti yet, and we also still have our reschedule.
Velocity vs. ASC Tenshi
Saturday 3:30pm EST 9:30pm CEST
We are being hood commentated!
See you then
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The future of Velocity (thread)
15 months ago I set out to make a team with some close friends of mine. In those 15 months there have been multiple waves of feeling like I need to disband the team and every time I decide not to we grow so much stronger. I don't like talking abo-
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SPLATALOT IMBECILES GOING 3-0 IN THEIR GROUP ACHEIVING LI ALPHA, LOW INK BANNED HERE WE COME
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We have fully opened tryouts. Deadline to dm Sam_Spl is this Saturday morning in est. Looking for +2 or +3 level that can kill with either a midline or frontline. (Weps like slosher, shot, stamper, squeezer, .52) If you make it on the team we WILL need you for LUTI div 1.
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Splatalot Imbeciles are back for a day (High Ink)
This Sunday watch
@SylphieChar
@Luke_not_Lucas6
@Velocity_Sam
@dadddlf
Compete (that is if they let us in)
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RAAHH
Low Ink March 2023 is over! Check out the final results from this weekend!
🎊 Congrats to Splatalot Imbeciles for winning!
More results in the thread 👇
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5-1 in Low ink day 1 today finishing
#1
in our group!
@SylphieChar
charger(positioning god)
@SplattackW
.52/stamper(sens identity crisis)
@Luke_not_Lucas6
brush(
#1
stick player na)
@SpiSam_
splash(zoom like lightning mcqueen)
Keep a close eye on us in day 2.
Results below
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Nevermind. The team has decided to just play with 4 and not do tryouts (the part abt him joining the team randomly was a troll he was gonna tryout). More on the team later tn
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With that being said, Sam is quitting comp again!
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RAHHH 5-1 LOW INK DAY 1 WITH A SUB RAHHHH THEY CANT HANDLE US RAHHHHH
@SpiSam_
GOATED META SLAVE
@SplattackW
GOATED PROCHARA WANNABE
@JasonIsTiredd
GOATED TTEK RAHHH
@Anima_Casts
BEST DIV 9 PLAYER ALIVE
RESULTS BELOW RAHHHHH
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If you were the captain of Velocity for one day what would you do? (Most liked tweet becomes captain for a day)
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Thank you all very much. Some accomplishments I would like to highlight are us:
Winning Low Ink (March 2023)
Winning MoW (June 2023)
Winning SoS (November 2023)
Datkid getting +2
Sam and Bronze getting +3
Our best SendouQ sets and peaks
Winning TT (December 2023)
3/4
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Splatoon as long as this game is actively played. The account will remain up and may still see some use later when I decide to upload a video on the full history of the team. Most importantly I thank the players who stuck around the longest to both support and play with us 2/4
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Rough time in groups brackets but we managed to turn things around to win Sac silver bracket!!
@Velocity_Sam
really wants to play zap
@Luke_not_Lucas6
Brush final boss
@SplattackW
pickuped .52 mid tourney so we didnt run double zip (gyat)
@SylphieChar
the coordinated one
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@oriiio_
left the team. We have a quote that perfectly describes the situation "This is how life is I guess. Can't trust anyone because they are always looking to stab you in the back... or something emo like that" -Sam. Ori will be missed no hate frfr I hated these comps anyway
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Please look out for any FA posts. All of the team's players are competent enough to compete with +2s. Unfortunately we just couldn't make it work with our combination of 4/5. As for me I'll be quote tweeting with some stuff soon and where im going. Ggs chat
❤️
4/4
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(Remaking Tweet for private privacy concerns) After months of inactivity Chevre will no longer be playing with Velocity. He will also be leaving the LUTI roster. We may or may not open tryouts, it just depends on who is interested. If you are +2ish/+3 and want a chance dm Sam_spl
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5 Velocity members ranked best to worst in terms of everything
1. Bronze
2. Sam
3. Umbre
4. Datkid
(Gap)
(Bigger Gap)
5. Riku
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Looking for somebody who is willing to make a new logo for us. I can't offer any money atm but we'd appreciate it a lot.
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"Velocity d2?" got top 8 paddling pool!
@ori_splat
slosher sub
@SplattackW
shot uno trick
@Velocity_Sam
playing crab in 2023
@dadddlf
whatver he wants
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+3 Predictions:
Sam - 35%
Datkid - 87%
Umbre - 62%
Bronze - 51%
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We balled outta control today, goin 5-2 in an EXTREMELY CLOSEset VS Red Pacific!
Which puts us as the FIRST SEED IN OUR GROUP SENDING US TO PLAYOFFS!
@JasonIsTiredd
meow mrrp ttek
@SpiSam_
Un-retired Tri user
@SplattackW
Biggest Bird Stamper
Code is a total Fabrication of Reality
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Top 5 mistakes ever.
5. Letting
@Riku_am_i_right
on the team
4. Winning Low Ink
3.
@tsundere_squid
still not being done his 30 day drawing challenge
2. Ori
1. Saying Splatoon 2s update cycle was bad
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Sam finally found his senior quote.
"I prefer not to speak, if I speak, I am in big trouble" -Jose Mourinho
It's perfect
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Gonna open tryouts again dm sam_spl on Discord. I'm not gonna go too in detail, but +3 level and slayer preferred, just no backline. Tryouts will be staying open for an extended period of time. likes and rts appreciated
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We have a winner by 1 like
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LUTI Div 5 behavior
Nah I would not wanna be the
@Whiprays_SPLAT
rn. Imagine going to riptide, then coming back and getting 0-2ed by a team you used to SMOKE lmaoooo
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He is never picking up the rainmaker
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*Thread*
Sam's Callouts/Shotcalls rated by rarity (Common, Uncommon, Rare, Epic, Legendary)
C - Chipped 30/Chipped Once
C - Back Up
C - Wait For Crab
C - Popping Crab
C - Chipped 60/Chipped Twice
U - I'm with you
U - Take (Name Of Area)
U - Push Plat
U - Bronze Take Tower
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SPLATALOT IMBECILES IS LOOKING FOR A NEW COACH
-Low ink alpha team
-Great roster with which we hope we can win low ink
We need a coach who’s the following:
luti d2+ pref
Can coach at est times
Can coach like once a week, if you coach more that’s even better
Rts appreciated
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It is with much sadness that I must inform you that after a long stretch of events, Sam is unfortunately no longer with us. Update coming soon.😔
LEGENDS NEVER DIE‼️‼️‼️🦶🏻🫡🫡🫡
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As the new captain of Velocity (Sam) I am going to be kicking Bronze from the team so we can run backless. I will also be playing the new stamper to get 12 crabs a game (I might actually tho idk)
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Super Velocity has been forced to remove
@ElevatedPotato
from our SAC roster. We will not be going into further details publicly.
#longlivepotato
#UnfairTreatment
Super Velocity will be playing in SAC Finals
Watch
@Velocity_Sam
@dadddlf
@tsundere_squid
@oriiio_
@Bikutini93
@ElevatedPotato
@LunZooka
Play this weekend on Saturday at 2pm EST
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Imbeciles are officially Division 5 LUTI!
We are very excited about this, however everyone was too tired to properly celebrate because the announcement was at midnight and we are all children.
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One of our final runs before LUTI. Come at us tonight in Proving Grounds
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As a team we have decided to part ways with
@Neko_kittyy
. They're a good player and we wish them the best! Another announcement,
@SylphieChar
will be joining the team!
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The Imbeciles made Alpha in Low Ink!
Although we only made top 12, were still really happy with the results as this was only our 2nd ever low ink! GGS to all teams we faced!
@Spl_Dusty
(Hydra)
@JasonIsTiredd
(Dualie squelchers)
@KSkull_
(Splash)
-Sam (Tri Slosher)
GIMME (Dapples)
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IMBECILES ON TOP!!! WE PLACED 29th OUT OF 313 TEAMS IN SPEED LADDER!!!
@GEliter3k
(Dapples)
@_oTqnk
(Scope)
@JasonIsTiredd
(52. Gal)
@wotaikuqile
(Flingza)
@SpiSam_
(Splash)
RESULTS BELOW!!!
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I think this is everyone with rough estimates of when they joined the team and how long they have been on it. Mostly ordered
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Alright now we are taking the winner Sam and they will face Ori our newest member
WHO WOULD BE THE BEST CAPTAIN WINNER GETS CAPTAIN PERMS
Sam
65
Ori
60
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Name another +3 team that still actively plays together. I'll wait
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Sam you have to stop calling Purah your girlfriend! Purah isnt real!
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Wishing him the best of luck in his future journeys, he’s been with the team for over a year now and we’ll def miss him.
@SplattackW
will be taking over as team captain.
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WELCOME TO THE TEAM
@Luke_not_Lucas6
, goated brush player cant wait to play with him on our team!
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Two quotes from sam while playing mariokart:
"I keep throwing it back but it wont go back"
"Oh my god this grass just diffed me"
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Datkid is playing Fortnite
hey guys!! wanted to change my ign up a little bit..what do you think? 😊
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so i dont wake up to 8k notis this is not real
Due to the recent allegations we will be removing sam from the roster indefinitely. Statement tomorrow.
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No like actually dm me. I'll make room for another player. We need Oil
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