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Martin Payne

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Kyle Lowry is really Raymond Felton with Drakes phone number.
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RT @GlamazonJay: Well neither do my student loans fuck nigga.
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BREAKING: T-Mobile spent $8 million to air its Super Bowl commercial to announce that their @Starlink beta program will now be open to anyone on any wireless carrier for FREE until July. "There are over 500,000 square miles of the US unreachable by any cellphone tower; We've partnered with Starlink. We're inviting anyone on any wireless carrier to experience it for free."
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RT @LordBalvin: Super Bowl commercials used to be as hyped as the game itself man 😭😭 now it’s Eli Manning and Druski encouraging you to sta…
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RT @allthingsdante: the teachers lounge at Abbott Elementary finna be lit tomorrow!
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RT @brownsugalesbo: What do you want me to do with this information
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RT @apat10: Harrison Butker and Brittany Mahomes having an awful night and that makes this all worth it.
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RT @ScottieBeam: Coming home to this
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RT @laugh_track_nat: No Grammy for Taylor, no SuperBowl ring for Travis
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RT @ScottieBeam: Brittney Mahomes is about to call Patrick a moon cricket as soooon as he get to that locker room.
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RT @EliBWA_: Mahomes: - lost to Brady in the AFCCG - lost to Brady in the Super Bowl - lost with Brady calling the game Fake devil magic…
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RT @whoisphabo: Yall thought this was a sane man ???!!
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RT @NFLonFOX: "OH MY GOD HE DID IT?! I TOLD HIM!" @Jaboowins was HYPED when A. J. Brown did the Cha Cha Slide celebration he asked him to…
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RT @FoxxFiles: MAGAhomes took a crazy L, with his President watching
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RT @HaterReport_: Travis Kelce in the Super Bowl
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Good old fashioned ass whooping
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RT @ScottieBeam: Also someone check on Patrick wife.. make sure she’s doing worse.
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RT @big_business_: Millions are watching Mahomes and the Chiefs funeral
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Lmfaooo the penalty is worth it
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