Eli 🦅
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Textin that you need me lately, sorry imma keep it gangsta, outta reach & you can’t reach a playa, my bricks come on reefer trailers
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I know Dalton Schultz & Noah Brown happy asl to be Texans right now 🤣
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The Houston Texans are the only team in NFL history to win a playoff game since Tom Brady retired
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Demeco Ryans
CJ Stroud
Joe Mixon
Stefon Diggs
Nico Collins
Tank Dell
Dalton Schultz
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Texans players when it’s time to kick cancers ass
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Yeah Texans fans, we’ll be on prime time next year lmaooo
The Ravens vs. Texans divisional playoff game was ESPN’s most watched NFL game ever
31.8 million people tuned in to the game 🤯
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Texans offensive core today
CJ Stroud
- 30/47 (64 comp %)
- 384 yards
- 2 TD’s (should’ve been 3)
- 0 INTs
Nico Collins
- 7 catches (9 targets)
- 146 yards
- 1 TD
Tank Dell
- 7 catches (10 targets)
- 72 yards
- 1 TD (should’ve been 2)
Hell of a day for these boys
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Texans 2024 offense
Qb: Stroud
WR1: Collins
WR2: Mike Evans
WR3: Tank
RB: Saquon Barkley
Whose stopping us
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The Texans were 11-38-1 the last 3 years
The Texans went 10-7 and secured a playoff berth
CJ stroud finished his rookie season with:
- 4,108 pass yards
- 23 pass TDs
- 5 interceptions (FIVE)
- No INT in 12/15 games
Took a 3-13 team to the playoffs
Definition of an MVP
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Oh Texans fans…
We started off this rebuild with ZERO picks in the first two rounds
Watched the team win 11 games total in 3 combined years
Watched the national media laugh at us & say we were “un-fixable”
We watched other fan bases look at us and think they had a free win
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Derrick Henry vs the Texans from 2019-2022 (6 games)
- 164 carries
- 1,104 yards
- 6 TDs
Derrick Henry vs the Texans in 2023 (2 games)
- 38 carries
- 51 yards
- 0 TDs
Consider the culture changed
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Texans injured today:
- CJ stroud (head from a tackle)
- Nico Collins (field conditions)
- Blake Cashman (field conditions)
- Will Anderson Jr. (field conditions)
- Tavierre Thomas (field conditions)
- Noah Brown (mental retardation)
There needs to be an investigation into the
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We came into this season with a TON of turmoil and we:
- Found our franchise QB
- Found our franchise HC
- Defense took MASSIVE strides this year
- Team found a real identify
- Nico Established himself as a WR1 in this league
- Tank Dell established himself as a fantastic
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Derrick Henry today:
16 rushes
9 yards
0 TDs
Meet the Derrick Henry stopper ladies and gentlemen ⬇️⬇️⬇️
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“Why do you want Saquon Barkley?”
Mf I watched Danny Ammendola, Rex Burkhead, and Chris Conley lead this offense it’s time Texans fans get spoiled
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No no no, all I heard all off season was that CJ stroud was a retard throwing to garbage cans and how Bryce young was going into the “best” situation, I don’t wanna hear that shit
𝗧𝗥𝗨𝗘 𝗢𝗥 𝗙𝗔𝗟𝗦𝗘: It’s impossible and unfair to judge
#Panthers
rookie QB Bryce Young this early because of how bad the Panthers’ roster is.
Fellow rookie QBs CJ Stroud, Anthony Richardson and Will Levis have all shown promise and potential during their rookie seasons,
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Took CJ Stroud 3 months to win something Trevor Lawrence never has lmfao
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Matt Ammendola in 5 games with the Texans:
6-9 FG
10-11 XP
0-2 from 50+
Kaimi Fairbarian today (return game)
4-4 FG
1-1 XP
2-2 from 50+ (53,54)
Good to have you back John Christian Ka’iminoeauloameka’ikeokekumupa’a Fairbairn 🫡
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I didn’t miss a single game during the 3 years we tanked and won 11 games
This feels unreal
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Deshaun Watson can tweet “Mane rip my dawg he battle cancer hard for 8 years! 💔”
And the Comments gonna be like:
soon
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CJ Stroud
Stefon Diggs
Nico Collins
Tank Dell
Saquon Barkley
The 2024-2025 Houston Texans are Super Bowl 59 CHAMPIONS
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@_MLFootball
@VatorSports
@theblockspot
@McClain_on_NFL
@Brutus_Buckeye
@SSN_Buckeyes
@BarstoolOSU
@Birm
@Dan_Hope
@davebiddle
@BuckeyeFett
Keep that same attitude
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You can’t come to a country deface our monuments, burn our flag, and then scream for help
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Jose Altuve’s Resume
- 8x All-Star
- 2x World Series Champ
- 2017 MVP
- 2017 Hank Aaron Award winner
- 6x Silver Slugger
- 3x AL Batting Champ
- 2x Stolen Bases Leader
- 2,047 career hits
- 747 career RBI’s
- 1,062 runs scored
- .307 lifetime batting average
- 49.3 career WAR
-
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The NFL has a Patrick Mahomes problem & we have a Patrick Mahomes problem solver
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Deshaun Watson with practice squad WRs vs a top NFL defense
341 yards 1 Td (rush) 68 comp %
Top Targets
Keke Coutee: 8 catches 141 yards
Chad Hansen (who?): 5 catches 101 yards
TOP 3 QB IN THE NFL
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Him telling that dude to shush will always crack me up
Throwback to the beautiful moment when
@CJ7STROUD
was drafted by the Texans. 🥹
(via
@NFL
)
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Trevor “better than CJ Stroud” Lawrence vs CJ Stroud on the year:
TLaw (3rd year, contending team):
- 2,746 pass yards
- 12 TDS
- 7 INTs
- 64 comp %
- 61.9 QBR
CJ Stroud (rookie, rebuilding team):
- 3,226 yards
- 19 TDS
- 5 INTs
- 63 comp %
- 63 QBR
What exactly is the
Texans fans I tried to tell yall but yall didn’t listen smh
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Trevor Lawrence — 1st overall pick went 3-14 his rookie season
CJ Stroud — 2nd overall pick went 10-7 his rookie season
We weren’t picking first overall after our rookie season 🤷♂️
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Noah Brown was asked to be WR1 today with a backup QB he’s never caught passes from
🎯 11 targets
🎯 8 catches
🎯 82 yards
🎯 0 drops
Great bounce back day 85
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Ts meant so much to me man
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Nick Caserio absolutely cooked with the Derek Barnett pick up, fantastic grab
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Lmfao saw Hunter was a Texan and shit his pants😭
Patrick Mahomes will be restructuring his contract to create an additional $21.6 million worth of salary-cap space for the Chiefs as they aim to become the first NFL team to three-peat, per league sources.
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Tyson Campbell vs Derek Stingley this week:
Campbell:
-10 targets
- 8 catches
- 144 yards
- 1 TD
- 0 PD
Stingley:
- 3 targets
- 0 catches
- 0 yards
-0 TDs
- 2 INT
- 2 PD
Pretty clear who the best CB in the AFC South is…
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If Joey Loperfido goes yard tn I’ll give 1 person who likes this $100
Towering BP homer from Joey Loperfido into center field
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Joe burrow & CJ stroud really the only two QBs in the afc that can go toe to toe with Patrick Mahomes lmao
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The NFL seeing they get to put:
Texans vs Bills
Texans vs KC
Texans vs Ravens
Texans vs Dallas
Texans vs GB
All on prime time next year
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@actuallyCR
@OatmealDadd
@PopBase
Bro’s in the final hours of his twitter life and chose violence damn 😭
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If you support Bill O Brien you aren’t a Texans fan, it’s that simple
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Demar DeRozan’s on his period & decked Jalen Green, so Dillion Brooks being a good teammate checked Demar, so of course he gets ejected (for verbally defending his teammate didn’t throw any punches or pushes) & the Bulls dumbass announcers think Brooks started it all
DeMar DeRozan was so mad that Jalen Green blocked his shot, he decided to take a cheap shot on Jalen Green.
Disgraceful.
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Shame he won’t be able to play in it this year
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A message to every fan base / team that sees the Houston Texans on their schedule this year
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Ian broke the Danielle Hunter live on the air, pretty cool moment as the Texans defense takes another big leap
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Lmao?
@MLB
@CoronaUSA
Honestly, Yordan is a little overrated right now. Yea he’s had a hot start to the season, but he’s talked about in the same echelon as Langford and Seager. He’ll never be as valuable as Langford because Langford mops the floor with him in base running and fielding. He’ll probably
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@BoilerBall
LMFAOOOOO HOW DO U PAY THE REFS OFF N STILL GET WHOOPED BY A TEAM WITH NO CENTERS 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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CJ Stroud in a win or go home game
- 20/26
- 260 yards
- 2 TDs
- 0 int
- Clinched the AFC South
Trevor Lawrence in a win or go home game
- 29/43
- 280 yards
- 2 TDs
- 2 int
- Choked away the AFC South after starting 8-3
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Bealo thinking of his fake cancer scheme to afford $9 titans tickets
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The Houston Texans before CJ stroud:
3-13-1
The Texans after CJ stroud:
10-7 (1-1 playoffs)
The Carolina Panthers before Bryce Young:
7-10
The Carolina Panthers after Bryce Young: 2-15 (1st overall pick sent to Chicago & entire coaching staff fired)
I think you should be
This would be considered a great pocket for Bryce last season btw.
“But CJ Stroud 🥹”
Shutyoassup
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@NickAdamsinUSA
Tell me you don’t like African Americans without telling me you don’t like African Americans
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I’m telling you... this is the next Brady - Manning rivalry. Not the other QB in Baltimore...
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