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Observer of the Great American Mess. Pro EU🇪🇺 AF. Woke in the eyes of anti-wokers. Ridiculing and belittling Nazis/bigots/racist et. al. is a CIVIC DUTY!
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@dieworkwear
This is slowly turning into one of my favorite Twitter accounts, and I'm not even all that into fashion. Bravo, sir👏
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I'm a childless bunny-gentleman and, if the rumors dissiminated by that weird dumb billionaire of yours are true, I'll be migrating to the US on a American taxpayer dime and vote for Kamala.
#KamalaHarris2024
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@dieworkwear
No way I just read an entire thread about the way JD Vance dresses, and the only complaint I have is that I wish it was longer (the thread, not Vance).
Fuck it. This is the best account on Twitter.
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@FlyingDutchPall
Let's not jump to conclusions. Maybe he's just yelling: "Hey, kid! Free candy over here!"
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@Maks_NAFO_FELLA
Croatian here, but: as long we don't see any Slovakexit and Hungarexit, I beleive things could work out just fine. Maybe a little bump on the road, at worst.
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@FlyingDutchPall
I have this strange feeling that the words "effective" and "sophisticated" are so ashemed to be in this tweet that they want to jump out of it and run far, far away. Preferably in the opposite direction of Russia.
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@NAFORaccoon
The formula is simple:
A= ATACMS launched
B= ATACMS they claim have been shot down (aka 🐃💩)
C= target hits
C=A-Bx0
or, shortened:
C=A
Follow me for more math reduction tips!
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Do chickens count as pets? Because she was choking one in theater once.
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To be clear: if I ever - and I might, shit, WILL (and did) - criticize America, it's only because I fucking love her.
I'm European; America is our troubled child that's going through some things now. That edgy, adolescent angsty phase.
It'll pass.
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@GaryPetersonUSA
Notice the plumpness of the figure's hind part, clearly showing the artist's love for Radical Straightism of which the depicted hero is a champion of; this piece may be influental in ending every and all elements of homoerotica in all of art.
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@NAFORaccoon
Judging by the color scheme, I think it's called a Tank LGBTQathlon, which is basically a more inclusive Tank Biathlon.
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@depthsofwiki
Kudos to Lienchenstein for showing restraint and not making Haiti change their flag.
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@AdvanceHumanism
We should push for a total ban on dihydrogen monoxide! Just like the ancient civilization on Mars once did!😏💦
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@JaneotN
I'm Croatian. We have gun laws that, I imagine, would make even a Democrat pause.
We had 6 mass shooting in the last 30 years, not a single one in schools.
Oh, and, by the way, our goverment is categorized as "center right"😁
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I know it's still early, but so far Kamala Harris has been suspiciously silent on the issue of boat batteries and sharks.
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@RyanShead
@elonmusk
Taking into consideration that 95% of his fan base are unfuckable incels, how exactly would that work?
I promise you, no baby will be conceived in a Cybertruck anytime soon.😏
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She won't say it 'cause she' s kinda shy and quiet and a bit too calculated with her words and overly diplomatic, but the EU🇪🇺 stands with and endorses Kamala.
Except for Orban, but that's an endorsement in and of itself.
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@AmoneyResists
Oh, crap. I was looking forward for him to flee to Argentina, so we can all revel in a bit of historical poetry.
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@20gimsack
Is that the famed "noblesse oblige" I heard so much about, but actually implemented in the right way?
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This is undoubtedly funny, but let's be real: the last time Trump could get it up was 18 years ago when he was in the closet dressed as Superman watching Justin Trudeau banging Melania.
What will Laura Loomer and Donald Trump’s illicit love child be named?
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@JaneotN
Some MAGAs that somehow managed to survive up to the fifth generation of inbreeding really shouldn't be bringing genetics into this🤭
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@depthsofwiki
DJ Khaled being a hype man for DJ Khaled is the best definition of DJ Khaled i've ever heard!🤣🤣🤣
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@RickLenzie
Two out of touch bill(mill)ionares jerking each other off and complaining how heir little buttholes hurt?
Hard pass.
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@realTuckFrumper
Let's not jumping to conclusions; he probably watched it in public and almost got an uncomfortable boner.
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@KramarenkoMari3
If anything, I learned something new today: the Afro-Ukrainian community is actually a thing!
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@Ziggys_Duck
Sobotka died, sure, but then again, the surveillance van was last seen in Australia🤭
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@Maks_NAFO_FELLA
"And also, we totally didn't send drones to Putin! We have no idea how he's got them!"
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@GaryPetersonUSA
Although the Woke Doctrine will claim this piece represents a gender swap role of sorts, notice the calm, stoic, the oh so acquiescent expression on Trump face; that is NOT a face of someone being penetrated with a strap-on; we Straightist know that kind of face very well. What?
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@PlantRobinson
She went with the flower motif after wisely surmising that wearing a dolphin-themed dress would be overdoing it.
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@GaryPetersonUSA
No doubt the maligned Woke will dig into this piece searching for homoerotic undertones, like suggesting the depicted locale is a gay bar. But we, zealots of Straightism, know better; this locale doesn't look like any gay bar we ever saw!
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@Maks_NAFO_FELLA
Good. It will also make MAGA's furious, witch is generally a sign that you are doing something right!😁😁
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@eddsmitty
So, I'm from🇪🇺🇭🇷; a nation white AF:). And we learned in elementary school that the American Civil War was fought because slavery. Funny how that is controversial in the US, but clear as rain in the rest of the world.
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@eddsmitty
It wasn't complicated when Biden was still in the game. Now it's even LESS complicated.
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@Maks_NAFO_FELLA
Hamas kinda managed to get away with it so far because they quite literally use human shields; civilian settlements and military complexes are stirred together.
But know, the gloves are off. It won't be pretty; unfortunately, Israel's hand is now being forced.
They must prevail.
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@CrazyFenaker
@meiselasb
Might collapse in a Strange star...the quark one... As in, you know, wierd...
Nevermind, that sounded better in my head. I'll see myself out now.
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Don't get triggered; your anger enpowers them.
Instead, laugh at them. Bellitle them. They can't do shit against that.
They will get worse; more disgusting, more ugly. Which means you gotta get wittier.
Fucking with nazis and bigots that way it's a civic duty.
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@GaryPetersonUSA
My Austrian grandfather did the same thing in 1944. after our favorite Austrian painter took his own life, and nobody batted an eye!
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The plan of fabricating a story about immigrants eating pets one day before the debate sounded better in concept.
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@GaryPetersonUSA
The novelty of this piece is the depiction of Jesus as a confederate general; notice the calm, yet determined and, above all, Straight expression on both Jesus and his current embodiment, Trump - a clear contrast to the gayness and wokeness of the Union.
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@Ziggys_Duck
HBO: "Nah, David. School is school"
David: "Yeah, well, I'm just trying to school you, brother".
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It's Pride Month, that time of year when straight people awkwardly say stuff like "Wherever I look, I see gayness!", "I'm having gayness stuffed in my face!" and "I'm having gayness shoved down my throat!"🤔🤭
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@Lilith_Atheist
They would basically be a giant, warm Norway🛢. I would move there in a second.
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@Gerashchenko_en
Remember that scene from "Carlito's way" when Pacino screams how he's gonna kill everyone, although he has no bullets left?
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@GaryPetersonUSA
Catturd is seen here in the role of a wailing woman, a professional mourner in ancient societies. An actual woman may have been a more fitting choice, but clearly those were too busy getting abortions and performing sapphic activities; Catturd stepping up is commendable.
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@Lilith_Atheist
The same reason we don't get touched by angels. Or mauled by centaurs. Or eaten by Jörmungandr.
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@Maks_NAFO_FELLA
Ehmmm....well, pretty sure most nations, Baltic states especially, would do it anyway, sooo...
But he did adress the nation (and the world) on day 1 of the "three day military operation" and he's been very clear about it.
In conclusion, I approve his quote.
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In other news, Sarah Huckabee Sanders wants her dress back.
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@GaryPetersonUSA
Next time Catturd is being accused of racism,remember that him performing in a dixieland jazz band is an example of positive cultural appropriation,meaning adopting black music and making it white.Unlike the Cool Gang and Mary Blidge who blatantly stole funk and r'n'b from whites
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@RussEmbSwe
GAY NATO MAYBE GOOD AT HAND-TO-HAND KOMBAT, BUT RUSIJA AND REAL KOREJA GREAT AT ASS-TO-ASS KOMBAT!
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@Ziggys_Duck
She explained better than anybody how policing should be like. And with the War On Drugs mentality, you can't have that.
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@IAPonomarenko
Apparently, they kept the floppy discs with the launch codes in the same drawer were they keep the toy magnets, so...
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@reshetz
Scott Ritter-Sport; because even Russian kids love chocolate!
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No need for that, I'll see myself out, thank you😶
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@jgmac1106
Man, I don't know. Something like "the woke mind virus messed up the good old survival of the fittest thing" or some shit like that? I wouldn't be surprised if he was quoting a Diablo IV villain here🤔😪
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@eddsmitty
Not a "peacuful protest" expert, but I'd wager that on those you ain't bringing gallows with a name on it.
And also, I'd assume that, on peaceful protests, self-balls-tasering is a rather rare ocurrence.
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@GaryPetersonUSA
Mister
@GaryPetersonUSA
, I think I would make an excellent son-in-law to you, since we both share our love for Straightness and disdain for the obviously chemically altered Bud Light beer that makes us think about oiled men after drinking it.
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After Trump is defeated, Mike Flynn arrested and Mike Johnson - I don't know, self-exiled in the Nevada desert searching for the Promised MAGA Land or some shit - we can all going back at being nice people. In the meantime...
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@acnewsitics
A quote from The Wire, courtesy of Method Man, comes to mind:
"NOT EVEN A BLACK MAN COULD STYLE THAT SHIT!"
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@GaryPetersonUSA
As the Son of Christ's emissary on Earth, Junior is protected by the Heavens; anytime when faced with peril, an ANGEL burst into flames, showering Junior with his DUST that gives him divine powers, like handling snakes. Even the one-eyed ones.
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@eddsmitty
Funny enough, Bronx is supposed to be the birthplace of hip-hop. I suppose KRS-One and Afrika Bambaataa weren't available?😄
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@reshetz
Still trying to figure out the concept of "selling for rent (?)", but then again, I was just a wee boy when the most advanced society on the planet collapsed, so what do I know.
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Ok, so, dudes like
@JoeyMannarinoUS
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@GuntherEagleman
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@ksorbs
might actually be a real, genuine, medically attested idiot.
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@turquoise919
@eddsmitty
I mean, sure, it was about states' rights...to have frickin' slavery!
Playing word-games and use cherry-picked context is just as bad as straight up history rewrite and propaganda.
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Although linguists and anthropologists can't tell us what language the Neanderthal used, I like to think it sounded a bit like
MUGA MUGA, MUGA MUGA MUUUUGAAA!!
#MUGA
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A sentence no human being, ever, will say:
"I was conceived in a Cybertruck"
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@Trollstoy88
What could possibly go wrong?!🤔 Oh, and if BRICS (BRICSS?) hopes to take a dip in the Adriatic sea, I'm pretty sure Albania, Kosovo and Bosnia would urge NATO to party like it's 1999.
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@FlyingDutchPall
When I joined this here Twitter, one of my first acts was blocking him....
Might undo it. Seems fun😆
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@JoeyMannarinoUS
There's no need to explain yourself; we're just glad you saw the light and that you'll be voting for Biden. You finally learned how to pick a winner.😉
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@highbrow_nobrow
@JasonSCampbell
Einstein was offered the presidency of Israel in 1952., but turned it down.
Take a moment to appreciate a man so self aware of his limitations outside of science to actually give up a position of power; an exact opposite of unfit people chasing it.
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@GaryPetersonUSA
Trump staring directly at Catturd chest area as if it were a solar eclipse is NOT, like the Woke Left would make you believe, gratuitous homoeroticism; Catturd's well-rounded physique is a celebration of Straightness that all will embrace before dong. I mean long. Before long.
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Sam Elliott has been asked to narrate this, and the dude abided.
I don't know about you, but I take comfort in that.
There’s two sides, but only one that represents real change in this election: Kamala Harris
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@AoDespair
Those CEO's were good when it came to cost management, but when it came to the nuts and bolts of the aviation industry, they were unable to cope, and now I'm gonna see myself out👋👋👋
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