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@Donutsandwich1

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@ClownWorld_ Platinum level service. He'll call again 😂
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@ShitpostGate skyler white was the absolute worst
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@hodgetwins @rawsalerts Long past time to abolish the IRS, federal reserve and federal income tax. Every pay stub I look at, I ask "when did the fed help me this pay period again???"
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@Rothmus "voluntary mandatory shift" lmao
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@SpeakerMcCarthy y'all have done less this year than my snow boots have done this summer
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@AOCpress Oops 🤫
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@JebraFaushay @WallStreetSilv skyler white was the worst in the show imo
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@Rothmus young fellas, be careful where you blow your load
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@insultsrare wonder if they're from the same neck of the woods
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@MrAndyNgo @Disneyland You'd be better off taking your kid(s) to a lake and teaching them how to catch fish than taking them to anything Disney related.
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@greg16676935420 @albert12798 Correct answer. 10/10 success rate 😂
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@hodgetwins @shellenberger @galexybrane Agent provocateurs at best and they're getting worse at that.
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@Timcast They just want mail-in voting again imo 🤷
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@ClownWorld_ I mean, the people doing this are exhausting. 🤷
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@JeremyClarkson their own fault if they get stung 🤷
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@ClownWorld_ This simulation I'm living in could really use a software update...
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@POTUS $700 per household affected in Hawaii and a zillion dollars to Ukraine lol
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@mazemoore I mean, we could start here if people still have questions. They impeached Trump for this 🤷
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@nypost kind of hilarious that we don't really have a president right now lol
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@ShitpostGate either 2 or 8 🤷
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@VivekGRamaswamy @shellenberger @galexybrane Vivek. I've seen your potential. Can you hang onto it without being absorbed into the uniparty swamp?
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@s8n i'm gonna go ahead and suggest fire or something
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@DefiantLs 100% scripted
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@ClownWorld_ These guys are going to get hurt if they keep playing with fire.
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@Rothmus it was a different time and I sort of miss it
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@WallStreetApes i have significant doubts the republicans will do anything more than talk
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@libsoftiktok remember when we had asylums?
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@SteveInmanUIC old man out there handing out naps lmao
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@nypost The McUniparty gonna McUniparty.
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@PicturesFoIder I got this far reading this:
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@shoe0nhead @realDonaldTrump We've been here for 3 years
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@ClownWorld_ Boohoo, get after it and make something for yourselves instead of looking over your neighbors fences.
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@mazemoore If anyone is interested in this rabbit hole, the prosecutor Biden had fired via Quid Quo Pro was looking into Burisma/Hunter. The internet is your friend if you're curious.
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@ClownWorld_ Gender is actually this simple:
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@SteveInmanUIC one of the dumbest things you could attempt to do is try to rob a gun store
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@WomenPostingLs 10/10 customer service, he'll call back 😂
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@WomenPostingLs She sure showed him 😂
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@reddit_lies Imagine if they applied the same effort from those mental gymnastics to actual physical gymnastics.
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@TheCensoredRock hell yea! imagine walking around with that in some jnco jeans lol
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@DrClownPhD would end it immediately but also, how tf did dude miss all the warning signs? 3 kids that aren't his? lmao
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@EndWokeness way too many people are focused on race instead of character and merit and it really shows right now
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@EverythingOOC No they aren't
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@RepAdamSchiff the guy who played millions on the idea of Russian collusion has an opinion 🔊
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@TheCensoredRock i'll always remember this part of 2020 lol 🔊:
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@SpeakerJohnson remind me the part where you're doing anything about it? 🤣
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@EverythingOOC Jager bombs followed by vodka bombs. It was:
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@WomenPostingLs she literally didn't need to do anything
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@TRHLofficial Community Notes > Snopes
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@FBI 😬
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@iamyesyouareno Math is hard apparently lol
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@Rothmus she won't win without using her knees 🤷
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@ClownWorld_ Them: Wants less oil used to save whatever it is they're worried about. Also them: Blocks streets prolonging oil use while cars idle.
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@TerribleMaps I can hardly see anything in this one.
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@CatchUpFeed am i being dense or did they climb into the passenger seat of a car to go home when they're "alone"
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@Pplwith1IQ is this the last footage we have of him?
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@tragicbirdapp lil smashed knee
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@POTUS remember when everything didn't cost so much? 2019 feels so long ago now
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@WallStreetSilv Your first tax hit really hits like that 😂
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@AOCpress @elonmusk Who did this?? 😂
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@stillgray Stop giving this fake person attention please. It's all a show, an act.
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@JackPosobiec Wait until we get to:
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@ClownWorld_ These people are just gaming the 'current system' at this point.
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@catturd2 uniparty doing the same uniparty stuff 🤷
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@SpeakerMcCarthy imagine if this guy actually did anything vs just writing 'strongly worded tweet complaints'
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@ClownWorld_ They're gonna be pretty stanky later 😂
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@reddit_lies They probably don't buy their own food at the grocery store? 🤷
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@DefiantLs way too many people are married to their ideas.
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@budlight Earnings call is getting closer...
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@PicturesFoIder Isn't driving tipsy people around like 60-70% of their income?
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@TRHLofficial it's true but unfortunately reality is this:
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@againstgrmrs looks like mutilation to me 🤷
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@ShitpostGate reminds me of this:
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@ksorbs not convinced that last attempt was actually the last attempt. 🤷
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@POTUS KJP and Jill are headed to Maui but, not until Monday. Got it.
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@tomselliott @BeschlossDC state media is big mad their lie isn't working as intended 😂
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@WallStreetSilv Smells like another excuse to push mail in voting 🤷
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@Alphafox78 snoop probably well paid for this
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@AdamKinzinger Kinzinger's last visit with HR:
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@Mike_Pence This is what a fly on 💩 looks like lol
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@SteveInmanUIC 'smashed forearm on aisle 6':
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@bennyjohnson He's a creep. Sadly this isn't surprising but also disgusting.
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@libsoftiktok This stuff is so silly. Sorry, not sorry.
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@alx It's over for Pence
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@TerribleMaps Thank you for this. I'll finally have an optimised map to track the Simpsons.
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@ClownWorld_ So weird that stores are closing up shop and leaving certain areas. 🤔
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@LindseyGrahamSC maybe y'all should stop investing $ in proxy wars and invest $ in... idk, the united states?
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