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@Don_Karbah
Uncle Karbah
7 years
Esthers cv must be an employers dream. So much experience #bkchatldn
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@Don_Karbah
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10 years
Imagine someone you've not spoke to since high school pops up asking you to vote for them for the face of JD http://t.co/ZeDGctZKEH
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@Don_Karbah
Uncle Karbah
5 years
What a tramp
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@Don_Karbah
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3 years
Could’ve been anything
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@Don_Karbah
Uncle Karbah
6 years
Do you know how mad it is that white people mocked black people for having big lips
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@Don_Karbah
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6 years
Happy 1 week I shaku on the best aswel anniversary guys ❤️
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@Don_Karbah
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6 years
Trinity CofE High School Where legend's were made ❤️
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@Don_Karbah
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3 years
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@Don_Karbah
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8 years
Bedtime as a kid was a punishment. Now it feels like a luxury
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@Don_Karbah
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2 years
Seeing UK flags everywhere is scary
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@Don_Karbah
Uncle Karbah
6 years
Once you stop going church it really is an absolute myth trying to get back in
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@Don_Karbah
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6 years
Entered the house to see my dad wearing 3/4 jeans. I really feel sick
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@Don_Karbah
Uncle Karbah
1 year
This is a perfect example of Klopps gegen press. Mane Firmino Salah from the front Trent & Robbo HIGH & WIDE Hendo & Fabinho blocking the middle VVD & Matip on the halfway line Allison outside the 18 yard box
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@Don_Karbah
Uncle Karbah
5 years
“Insta saw it first”
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@Don_Karbah
Uncle Karbah
8 years
I actually feel mad betrayed when a black security guard follows me. Just gotta look at him like fam you're basically my uncle.. wyd?
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@Don_Karbah
Uncle Karbah
6 years
Do you man not get bored of smoking weed all day everyday?
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@Don_Karbah
Uncle Karbah
7 years
At my big big age I still pretend to sleep when my mum comes in my room
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@Don_Karbah
Uncle Karbah
5 years
Baby mum drama sounds long uno. Everytime my guy has a small fall out she’s posting “mummy’s got this” 🤣🤣 God forbid man
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@Don_Karbah
Uncle Karbah
5 years
@mosess_ballin You know what you’re doing
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@Don_Karbah
Uncle Karbah
6 years
Fiat 500 hundred twitter actually go thru relationships like it's nothing
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@Don_Karbah
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3 years
🏴
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@Don_Karbah
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5 years
Work employed a new black guy so I’m here all happy, asked the guy does he drink Supermalt & he said what’s that 😓
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@Don_Karbah
Uncle Karbah
7 years
In life you have prioritise what's important
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@Don_Karbah
Uncle Karbah
8 years
Hate when a white person says to me "not being racist but.." cuz 9/10 it's a racist/stereotypical comment
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@Don_Karbah
Uncle Karbah
2 years
I hate when you give a car right of way & they don’t say thank you. If I crash into their car now they’ll say I’m mad
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@Don_Karbah
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6 years
Came home all excited to watch power & it ain't even on Netflix looool
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@Don_Karbah
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5 years
@mosess_ballin Just don’t make a fool of yourself. It ain’t a good look
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@Don_Karbah
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8 years
Ask her "What do you mean?" when she says exactly what she means
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@Don_Karbah
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6 years
Can't you see the sign, it's a double yellow line
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@Don_Karbah
Uncle Karbah
5 years
These man at work have no privacy. Guys only started 2 weeks ago & I know about his ex, parents & his cat
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@Don_Karbah
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6 years
Fly boy I'm an Eagle
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@Don_Karbah
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6 years
One of my worst fears is having a son who's useless at football. That'll be heartbreaking
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@Don_Karbah
Uncle Karbah
6 years
I need to win the lottery or something cuz this working life is long
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@Don_Karbah
Uncle Karbah
7 years
Trinity was defo the best school in manny
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@Don_Karbah
Uncle Karbah
6 years
Getting sick and tired of spending money & then finding out it's left my account
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@Don_Karbah
Uncle Karbah
5 years
Not even no suicidal vibes but mans fed up with life still
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@Don_Karbah
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7 years
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@Don_Karbah
Uncle Karbah
4 years
Gotta celebrate the small small victories in this life
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@Don_Karbah
Uncle Karbah
6 years
These man had me looking like one father 😂😂
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@Don_Karbah
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6 years
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@Don_Karbah
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5 years
Rah my little bro is getting “you up xx” texts at this time. Dirty slag
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@Don_Karbah
Uncle Karbah
5 years
Need some people my age at work man. My best friend here is 42 year old geezer from Sale
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@Don_Karbah
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7 years
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@Don_Karbah
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6 years
Not as cold as I look
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@Don_Karbah
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5 years
An old friend popped up out of nowhere asking how I am. Then said “You wanna earn some money” I should’ve known
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@Don_Karbah
Uncle Karbah
6 years
Marriages can be sticky but there's no way my wife will ever make me sleep on the sofa 😂
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@Don_Karbah
Uncle Karbah
6 years
I'm going fishing on Friday & everyone I've told so far has laughed me
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@Don_Karbah
Uncle Karbah
5 years
Just reported this tweet as offensive. Don’t do anything like this again
@alispagnola
Ali Spagnola
5 years
The Box by Roddy Ricch... made with only sounds from me being trapped in a box
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@Don_Karbah
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6 years
Being left on read by your mum is actually soul destroying uno.. like I'm your son? What you doing fam
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@Don_Karbah
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7 years
Tbh.. it could be worse. We could be Arsenal fans 🤗
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@Don_Karbah
Uncle Karbah
6 years
Long neck gang
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@Don_Karbah
Uncle Karbah
6 years
Hulme is popping as always.. the glorious M15 ❤️
@Davo_There
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You see the maddest things outside Birley
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@Don_Karbah
Uncle Karbah
4 years
Start of lockdown my mum was complaining about me going out cuz of corona levels. This woman has thrown 4 house parties since March 🤣
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@Don_Karbah
Uncle Karbah
6 years
Seeing your people's do well ❤️
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@Don_Karbah
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6 years
If you went trinity high school you know sam sams was the spot
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@Don_Karbah
Uncle Karbah
6 years
This guy goes my church 😂😂😂
@Dale_MUFC_
Dale
7 years
HAVE I SERIOUSLY JUST SEEN THIS WITH MY OWN EYES? 👀
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@Don_Karbah
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2 years
Some of us are 27 next year, can’t be asking man why don’t you shout me
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@Don_Karbah
Uncle Karbah
5 years
I want every penny I’ve been taxed refunded
@DailyMailUK
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Taxpayers fund £500,000 study for Britain's health chiefs to improve treatment of 'pregnant men'
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@Don_Karbah
Uncle Karbah
5 years
Gonna start clutching my belongings around white women in the streets. See how they like it
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@Don_Karbah
Uncle Karbah
6 years
If you woke up this morning, nigga you winning
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@Don_Karbah
Uncle Karbah
5 years
Can’t lie it’s none of your business still
@LosoLFC
₁₀
5 years
You guys that don’t know how to swim but will go to beach holidays and have hotels with pools and stuff, do you not feel any shame? Just walking around in the water 🤣
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@Don_Karbah
Uncle Karbah
4 years
Money makes you do all kinds of nonsense
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@Don_Karbah
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5 years
It’s peak knowing your siblings look up to you but they have no idea your life is a mess 😂😂
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@Don_Karbah
Uncle Karbah
6 years
Me agreeing to this knowing full well I'll be late to work tomorrow
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@Don_Karbah
Uncle Karbah
6 years
Do people forget their likes appear on the tl or what? 😂
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@Don_Karbah
Uncle Karbah
3 years
This is tough
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@Don_Karbah
Uncle Karbah
5 years
Amount of Ls this year.. might as well call me Lesmond
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@Don_Karbah
Uncle Karbah
7 years
Them front camera angles
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@Don_Karbah
Uncle Karbah
5 years
@mosess_ballin This guy loves it 😂😂
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@Don_Karbah
Uncle Karbah
6 years
I actually can't wait to lie on the pregnancy bed & act like I've done all the work
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@Don_Karbah
Uncle Karbah
5 years
Can’t trust people that don’t squeeze from the bottom. Animals
@Lionezz__
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Relationships have broken up over this. What is the RIGHT WAY to squeeze the toothpaste tube?
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@Don_Karbah
Uncle Karbah
6 years
My boss got me a leaving card for my last day at work today & it had a monkey on it 🤨 had to leave it with him. No way that crap was entering my house
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@Don_Karbah
Uncle Karbah
5 years
Come home to see my sister has an iPhone 11 whatever. The treatment these kids get is unbelievable man
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@Don_Karbah
Uncle Karbah
7 years
Time goes mad quick when you're on the toilet at work preeing the tl
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@Don_Karbah
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5 years
Yo the guy looks so at peace 😂😂😂
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@Don_Karbah
Uncle Karbah
5 years
Top tier show. Went downhill after Nathan left
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@Don_Karbah
Uncle Karbah
5 years
Got a pension letter that says I’m gonna be retiring in 2062 😂😂 God forbid & God forbid again
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@Don_Karbah
Uncle Karbah
3 years
😂😂😂😂 a mans legs were spread
@mel_uh_nin
ℳℯ𝓁𝒶𝓃𝒾𝓃
3 years
When your girlfriend weighs more than you
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@Don_Karbah
Uncle Karbah
6 years
Can't wait to see my mum walking around the house with young steno just hanging comfortably
@TheHabaneroChef
Abeni Mrs Money
6 years
I got home yesterday and found my mom and my child like
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@Don_Karbah
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7 years
Everyday on here I see a black girl complain about black guys not liking black girls, but never actually see any black guys saying this
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@Don_Karbah
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7 years
Currently experiencing the awkwardness & tension when you have beef with your mum & you're both in the kitchen
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@Don_Karbah
Uncle Karbah
4 years
Just seen my bank account & I’m contemplating reporting fraud 🤧
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@Don_Karbah
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6 years
Till this day I've not watched it 😂😂
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@Don_Karbah
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5 years
A day to celebrate the best city in England
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@Don_Karbah
Uncle Karbah
6 years
When will people get better friends.. same story every year
@mtvyourbros24
mtv your bro
6 years
Basically 2018 was a lesson about friends
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@Don_Karbah
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4 years
Looool entanglement will get your wig split
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@Don_Karbah
Uncle Karbah
5 years
Every single caption for this has banged
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@Don_Karbah
Uncle Karbah
5 years
A lot of these man really come to work to complain about their wives uno 😂they need to understand I couldn’t give a toss
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@Don_Karbah
Uncle Karbah
6 years
Just saw a gang of white guys wearing tracksuits in Hulme causing trouble. Never been so shook in my life
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@Don_Karbah
Uncle Karbah
2 years
Check his heritage immediately. This nigga is a Somali
@ZakKnowsBall
zak🪡
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@Don_Karbah
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4 years
Still can’t believe people were bulk buying toilet roll during 1st lockdown
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@Don_Karbah
Uncle Karbah
3 years
Stuck between “save your monies” & “only get one life”
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@Don_Karbah
Uncle Karbah
6 years
Salsa looks certi uno. You'll catch me doing that with my wife in the future
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@Don_Karbah
Uncle Karbah
4 years
I actually miss church
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@Don_Karbah
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3 years
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@Don_Karbah
Uncle Karbah
6 years
Trinity X band vs Y band. No 2 ways about it
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@Don_Karbah
Uncle Karbah
6 years
Tottenham need to do United a big favour & win the league
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@Don_Karbah
Uncle Karbah
4 years
Attention seeking is a serious serious problem
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@Don_Karbah
Uncle Karbah
2 years
I just wanna do hoodrat things with my friends
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