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@DonCoyote

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I tweet about Sports, my Stand-Up Comedy, and Geek Stuff. Repping #NJ #Montclair all Day and Tomorrow. #Decepticomics member, Bon-Vivant

Body? NJ. Mind? NJ
Joined November 2007
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her child in the back going to war & she talking about eyesight????
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@iamjadebrieanne I was forced to watch that whole damn documentary and Megan is not trying to pass for white, she's just from the suburbs and cant dance very well
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Twitter real cocky today considering that this was a thing
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There is a category of lesbian M&M erotic fanfic on AO3 called "FeM&M" I know that and now you do too
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i’ll always remember her like this. rip to the baddie m&m
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@TythePositive @Dipped_Gaming an underappreciated Atlanta institution
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@thebookish_mom @chris_notcapn and they often end up marrying each other
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@asap_locky they seem like lovely people
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@becca_oneal he got roasted by a dude on a polygraph machine. he should feel respected
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Jay was lowkey racist sometimes
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no context sitcoms ☮︎ 🍉
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@arieella_ he wants dinner with Jesus
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I can't define art but I know it when I see it
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Mr. Bo(Flex)Jangles: Terry Crews Tap Dances His Pecs Across His Keyboard With Bootlickin' "Black Supremacy" Tweets; Gets "Is We Sick Boss" Slandered To HGH Hell (GETTY)
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@GaetaAmy The problem is there are many people who get very anxious when people they care about seemingly ignore their messages. A lot of us have anxiety related to abandonment issues. there must be a middle ground tp help both parties
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@_ValTown_ @_CakeBawse They never aired the episode about BET. That one was brutal as well
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@calebsaysthings nothing important should happen before 11am
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@AlexMcDaniel this is the info I need from my weatherman
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To be clear it's not shocking Selena Gomez was amazing in Only Murders she had to balance out the eccentricity of Charles and Oliver in the group and she grounded them and the story beautifully
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@janellejcomedy I just noticed the thing with the "hello" sign. She is literally only saying hello to herself. amazing
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Remember how Hitler became paranoid and unstable towards the end of WWII? We ain't even at war... Yet.
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Read this— Chaos inside the National Security Council: Trump’s tweets. Miller led a meeting. And that Flynn kicker!
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@somuchsimone @sanitythief where's that "you raggedy bitch" reaction pic
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@laceyheatt @HakunaMoncada__ that silence popped my eardrum
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@lov3_kaiya We can be heroes, for just one day
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@ReignOfApril In their core Joy and Whoopi are stand up comics. You've seen live comedy you know what comics do when a heckler gets thier undivided attention. Whoopi saved a job and a life
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@KevOnStage that "word" is what got me
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@jordansaweirdo @ChefWaites Thriller. That makeup needs attention
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@BlasianBytch @AngryBlackLady who needs a house out in Hackensack though? Is that all you get for your money
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@danthomascomedy I'm not sure if it was reviled but I feel like Soapdish never gets enough attention
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@solomonmissouri they going to be together like Bowie and Iman
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@fancytomboy if I was a woman my designation would be "mischievous bitch"
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@NawImGo_od @YanniTsunami @ReaganGomez you know wind goes far right? Like all over the world! You wouldn't believe it!
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@ppolk72 @SOCKSnFLOPS The greatest Twitter moment in history
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@DragonflyJonez If I'm gonna get slapped for a joke I'd want it to be my A material
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@MaraWilson any woman who can casually drop the word "eldritch" in conversation will forever have my heart
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@MaraWilson Also I'm not sure about Alabama but there was definitely voter tampering in Georgia. Those people definitely didn't vote for this
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@caliphorniaqing Fairy Tales too
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@spiderguy92 @fadzovo didn't he start drinking again too?
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It's easy to be a dad when other people raise your kids.
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So anyway... What ACC school hires Gruden to be it's head FB coach?
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@raesanni @MaraWilson you know how racist you have to be to be "THE" Nazi?
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@zoesenaa @the3jsmom release her warlock!
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@NBCGrimm Nick returns two Reapers to sender. It was his defining badass moment. #GrimmFBF http://t.co/AxuYHoTOdw
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@firefire100 @theonlyrealeli @OGToni3_ @RiversJr314 @_TMCJab See this is why everyone on Twitter should have to be verified because an absolutely trash take that H&O is trash needs to have a govt name attached to it
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@MaraWilson I feel like NYC shows have the same issue. written by people who moved there from wherever and don't leave Brooklyn or the NYU area
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@theerkj @BlackLadySketch there's always the one shirtless guy doing too much
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@MaraWilson Conversely most times NJ shows up in a movie or show it's pretty accurate because no one writes about Jersey if they're not from here
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@HoraceDeChorus I don't want context, I just want you to succeed
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Quinoa is just White people Grits
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@roywoodjr I know who it ain't. No one has more pent up rage and hatred than a fast food worker, I'm taking any of them
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What famous person would you like to slap the fire out of another famous person? I'd love to see Tom Hanks slap Chet Hanks on live TV
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@ChelsIsRight The funny thing about that take is that LeBron probably would have been more successful under the 90s rules. He has the size and strength to flourish in that period.
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@bocxtop most two year olds are angry drunks so this is different
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@XavierDLeau I would guess 1. Grassroots support and basically work for themselves 2. They're just really good at what they do and 3. Ironically, envy.
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@Karnythia it always amazes me how some white people assume all other white people are racist too. just so comfortable.
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@DreDaDamnDon more than a Quentin Tarantino movie
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@rarecandyslice you either get 100% of Phil or nothing
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Anyone notice the #AllLivesMatter and #BlueLivesMatter people have been suspiciously quiet about the Black NYPD officer that was killed?
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@TamarLegion improv'ed a whole one woman show
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@aparnapkin they have the best teamwork
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@BlackGirlNerds Me when people bring up reverse racism
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@TheBaddestMitch this dude has you ladies in a blender
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#InfinityWar needs a trigger warning, a safe word, and a crisis hotline.
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@xHollywoodCourt I usually don't go in for "only women do that" stuff but I have 100% seen women go on long trips with other women they don't like
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@MelechThomas The math ain't mathin, outshallah
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@solomonmissouri Like asthma inhalers but Plan B
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@MTFIII I live very near Devito and I promise you these guys are completely organic
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@NJGov I'm more like "wad-er"
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@DragonflyJonez Cap and T'challa running a 3 sec 40 is an iconic movie moment. Thor had the greatest glo-up in movie history
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@MaraWilson @danthomascomedy I feel like Soapdish, Death Becomes Her, and The Bird Cage will never get the respect they deserve. they were all so weirdly funny
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@MurderBryan tell me this was pre-google
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Mark curry and Sinbad two people I've never heard anyone ever say wasn't funny
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@Carter__0891 it's so badly coded you can't even hear the first part
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@JayJurden the Beyonce joke may be the best Colin has ever gotten Che
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@solomonmissouri Off most people's radar, Carla Rockmore
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@TrivWorks "Are you a God?"
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@ProducedByTip @blaaksuedepumps pretty sure vaginas have 75000 mile warranties
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@BlackGirlNerds Storm is Hardcore Punk
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@PrettyBrwnAless What kind of gourmet horseshit is that?
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@MaraWilson In the course of my job I have to search people's belongings for everyone's safety. Whenever I have to do a woman's belongings it takes me twice as long as men because I absolutely can't figure out how to re-pack their underwear. I get it (sorta)
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the main benefit of having yt friends is sting operations
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SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀
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😳😯 UPDATE!! A Black couple just won their discrimination lawsuit! They had their home appraised & it was worth $995K. They had their white friends get it appraised while hiding their family pictures & everything.. the value went up to $1.5M!
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@oocsitcoms as the show went on Gloria called out his bullshit more and more which I appreciated
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1. DO Y'ALL NIGGAS BUST YA GUNS? 2. HELL YEAH WE BUST OUR GUNS!
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@solomonmissouri Parker Posey. Yes, Parker Posey, oh yes.
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@AngryBlackLady there's never any dialogue. it's just decided.
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@GeekintheCity @ThatMikeyChick Wait... Seth McFarlane was in Star Trek? Lol that's brilliant on his part
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@Ilcapitano94 I'm gonna need this whole parody song now plz and thank you
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@SorayaMcDonald @WrittenByHanna HAHAHA you need to huddle up first like Refs before they make a call
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@JreSeawolf people are saying it literally only counts Nice throws, not Great or Excellent
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@djbenhameen thats why its crazy people keep poking him with sharp sticks
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[yells "Nigga please!" internally]
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A picture is worth a thousand words
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Rihanna out here looking like a Final Fantasy summoning. This is not a bad thing. Not bad at all.
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@MaraWilson Mark Ruffalo is the first person that came to mind
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@CushKobain Checking in: as a representative of Black Twitter, Northeast region, New Jersey, Montclair City Gym Leader, 3rd Shift Troll, I hereby vote to deny Stacey Dash; Black Status, deny her all Pork Roll/Taylor Ham egg n cheese sandwiches, and bar her from The Galar League Tournament
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@rodimusprime This made me think of the animals who acted as appliances in the Flintstones who would look around and say "it's a living"
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Mara is fun and her posts are a good antidote from reality-based terror
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NEW installment of my ongoing series about things that scared me as a child! This one is the GRUNGE EDITION! 🕳☀️😱 via @SubstackInc
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Hello all, I'm having surgery on my neck on Tuesday to remove the cancer tumor. I'll be going into the hospital tonight. Basically the vertebrae that the tumor was in is so damaged it is likely to collapse. I should be there for a week.
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