Aisha Tyler
@aishatyler
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Crushing a margarita poolside
Joined December 2008
Mark Sheppard is feeling conflicted about the conclusion of #sdcc2014. #nerdhq #supernatural
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I should be writing more Donald Sterling jokes but I'm too busy enjoying my food and clothes and cars and houses.
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Hey! I'll be on @midnight 2night w/@nerdist battling my good friends @wilw & @kpereira. Who will WIN THE INTERNET? http://t.co/gtgdQlOXXH.
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#Supernaural panel at #nerdHQ. Now girl out of frame is plotzing. That girl = me. http://t.co/kazzAmYOJR.
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#nerdhq #supernatural panel aftermath. Misha is having happy feels. #sdcc2014
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Onwards is the only option. Upwards the only direction. Do not let failures of others crush your heart. Be brave. Be dauntless. Be unmoved.
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So apparently watching The CrossFit Games while eating a rotisserie chicken with my bare hands has replaced porn for me. Fair trade.
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I did the hard work so you don't have to. And it was HARD WORK. pre-order your LEGIT Losophē margarita now at link in bio 🙌🏾🔥. (No Aishas were hurt in the making of this video.)
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Thx for killer set visit @historyvikings @alexanderludwig, #TravisFimmel, #GustavSkarsgård & @CliveStanden. Skål! http://t.co/kYkLAutHt4.
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SPLOOOOOOOOOOOOSH: FX Renews ‘Archer’ For Two More Seasons http://t.co/yhSip7WP4T via @deadline @codenameduchess @archerfx.
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Some dick decided ON the runway he wanted to get off my flight. We had to taxi all the way back to the jetway. Dear America:don't be a dick.
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. @kristoffstjohn1 and @shemarmoore reunite on @thetalk_cbs. Ladies lose their minds. @YRInsider
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Want an inside look at Season Five? Don't miss the @AMCTalkingDead special w/@ScottMGimple @nerdist & superfan ME! Tonight at 9|8c. #brains.
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“@MissMay1st: SOMEBODY PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN! http://t.co/TDPa1xBUgT” Fingers crossed! Would be amazeballs.
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Hey lady talking on the phone to your boyfriend while pooping audibly in the bathroom; both he and I want to break up with you.
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So, I watched three hours of the women's @CrossFitGames, and now I'm *pretty* sure I'm gay. #dembootiesdoe.
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I just watched two Zac Efron movies in a row. Yes, I was on a plane, but I really enjoyed them. I do not know how to feel about this.
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Thx for all the @watchdogsgame screengrabs & #PS4shares! Little kid me is freaking out. Now me's pretty stoked too. http://t.co/ZGq9CThYtB.
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. @LouiseMcElwee: "@aishatyler and @jarpad
http://t.co/bRkDGn82Km" haha he doesn't look impressed. :-P.
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Yes. Let's eliminate birth control, sex education & programs for the poor. Then collect all the bonus children & let The Hunger Games begin!.
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Ludacris:"I got hoes in different area codes." Romney:"I got binders full of women." #debate.
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I get to rage w/the superb @jessetyler tonight on @ModernFam! We are so pleased with ourselves. #hijinksensue
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Tonight America smells like cookies and freedom, my friends. Cookies and freedom. #forward.
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I just had beef jerky and raw cashews for dinner while I rewatched Man of Steel. Let the Hollywood glamour wash over you.
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Two guys in a Starbucks arguing tactical merits of Call of Duty v Battlefield: adorable. That the guys were insanely foxy gays: priceless.
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Be the architect of your own destiny. Own your future. You are your own best coach. #reachhigher @FLOTUS
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. @TimHowardGK is monster boss MVP of this whole godforsaken drunken kitten cockfight party. #TimHowardForPresident #WorldCup2014.
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Dear @mishacollins: you owe me an ice cream cone. And a meatball dinner. And a golden retriever puppy. No, two puppies. Love, Aisha.
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Dear Pussy Riot: Thanks for forcing so many American broadcast journalists to have to say "pussy" on the news. http://t.co/LLLk1vYwKB.
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@aishatyler: Errybody foxy in this photo. @unforettable #andysamberg @thelonelyisland #sometallbiatch
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Peeps! I am hosting the Assassin's Creed: Unity panel at Comic-Con International. Come explore the next-gen. http://t.co/LBgOQR161F.
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Me and @CraigyFerg celebrate 'Merica tonight on @LateLateShowCBS. He's squeezin' me in my stars and stripes. http://t.co/sD7Qksx1Gj.
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Hugging it out w/fellow podcasters @marcmaron & @NeverNotFunny at a shoot for an upcoming @billboard mag. #podsmash
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Farewell kisses to @HIMYM_CBS! When this all ends I'll def need an "intervention." http://t.co/Q2RTeN3rrO
#HIMYMFarewell.
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“@WinchesterGank: Thanks for helping push @JensenAckles to twitter too @aishatyler ;) #AboutTime
http://t.co/vuQrdsVvYA” INDEED.
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Hey everyone! I have a BRAND NEW COCKTAIL PROJECT! 🍸🎉 It's years in the making and completely organic, and I am so excited to finally share it with you! Come visit us at to learn more and preorder your own! 🔥🔥🔥
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I'm not saying there's not sexism/racism in gaming. But that's not the whole story. Will post something more extensive on my FB page later.
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The stupendous @kristenschaaled was in the #girlonguy bunker. Soon she will be in your earholes. Yippee!!! http://t.co/JOkLyolGqr.
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On record: I will take on all thumbwrestle challenges. For charity, I ain't never scared. @therock @CMPunk @johncena #COMEATMEBRO #GISHWHES.
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Bar mix is the crack cocaine of snack foods. Fuck you, sesame sticks. Fuck you.
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I made the point that game characters ARE getting more diverse, & lack of women in coding is a bigger prob with math/science in the US.
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. @kpereira and I are having trouble managing our feels about being on @midnight tonight. #tenderinsides
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How awesome are these performers? Someone just farted. That's how awesome. Watch @cwwhoseline tonight at 8pm. http://t.co/ICHJdElR0S.
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This is the last picture @TheTalk_CBS will take at the @DaytimeEmmys sober. Enjoy. http://t.co/0LZBjEYnHk.
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I wish I could say I was shocked. I am just sad and deeply disappointed. I refuse to become jaded. though it seems the only option.
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Letter to Self: Dear Self: "Cheat day" does not mean "guzzle pastry like it confers immortality and superpowers." So, just, like, FYI.
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President Obama is fighting #ForAll women. Make your voice heard: #WomenDecide2012
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Yes, Mr. Romney. Why are you against something now that you were for before? Oh, I get it. Because you will say anything to win. #debate.
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. @chrisrock. @ohsnapjbsmoove. Handsome black people assemble. form ChocoVoltron! #americancomedyawards
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Would write jokes but I ate s'mores last night. S'mores are productivity kryptonite with a 48-hr half-life. Maybe 72 hours. Check back Tues.
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Amazing pre-birthday wknd on Lummi Island WA at #willowsinn. Picked blackberries. Saw orcas. Ate like a Queen. http://t.co/DeKIaNMvnR.
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Okay this is the last I'll say on diversity in gaming for this round of slavering frothy machination. This is. http://t.co/8qF6IkopPP.
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OHMYGOD WALKING DEAD AND GAME OF THRONES IN THE SAME NIGHT! DOGS AND CATS LIVING TOGETHER! MASS HYSTERIA!!! #nerdgasm.
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History. Twice. I'll show this to my grand kids, along with my vintage console and painful corns. http://t.co/87GNsaT4.
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So, Kombucha gets you drunk. This is a real thing. That I may or may not have mixed it with bourbon is immaterial.
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My @cwwhoseline boys @thetalk_cbs today! Sadly no hoedown. New season starts Fri 8p @thecw! http://t.co/g5lQoMGaJu
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I'm so lucky to have an amazing dad. This #fathersday help a young person realize their dreams: http://t.co/xmn0g753zk
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I am literally drunk with power. And by "power," I mean leftovers. And by "drunk," I mean drunk.
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I would like to let the internet know right now, in the kindest way possible, that I do not give a f*@k what you think about my hair.
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Why is it that you can always smell an Abercrombie & Fitch long before you can see it? #eaudedouche.
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AAAH! #supernatural fans try to love through this! I barely did. jarpad and #jensenackles sandwich of… http://t.co/DsNBWUMIZP.
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This was left out of the story in favor of making the case that the entire gaming industry is sexist. I DO NOT COSIGN.
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. @google. Killin' it today for human rights. Thanks magical box of information that lives inside the internets! #P6
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“@lovelysaralynn: Found this little gem in my pics! @aishatyler is 100% done with your shit #ComicCon
http://t.co/XDFh8DpI7N” lordy classic.
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I'm on @midnight tonight, @LateLateShowCBS tomorrow night. Saturday I'll be unshowered on the couch in my sweatpants. So. there's that.
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If you manage to pee on a moving train without getting your shoes wet, you should get a medal. And puppies. And money. And shoes.
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Team #Archer celebrating our Critics Choice Television Award win. Hooray! #threepeat #sploosh
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This is a perfect opportunity for SF to tie all the Ravens' shoelaces together.
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So, no spoilers, but let's all just agree as a team that @GameOfThrones is completely off-book.
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The ladies of @thetalk_cbs have no comment on this photo. No comment at all. http://t.co/xUDBKjwrrC.
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Me & the @RealKiefer @TheEmmys night before party. Like old times, without the explosions. And mole-ness. http://t.co/MVI81qyL9D.
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Why the feck is my pinterest feed full of wiggly kitten photos and knitting crafts? Oh yeah. Because it's PINTEREST.
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Thoughts and prayers go out to the legendary @Joan_Rivers and her family. http://t.co/MR7HtRIbcz.
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Don't mess with us. @MTVteenwolf's @tylergposey and I have not had lunch. @TheTalk_CBS
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And then I met Billy Bob. Award Show Achievement unlocked. #criticschoice #boosh
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. @SPN_Sherry you know I LOVE @cw_spn & my boys @jarpad @JensenAckles @mishacollins @Mark_Sheppard. will DEF be watching. #TalkLiveChat.
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Hey dude talking to yourself while driving me to the train station: please be reciting directions & not planning how to dispose of the body.
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Hate to be the bearer of bad tidings, but the smell of freshly lit match is incontrovertible confirmation that you just took a massive dump.
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