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@Dl0numbanine

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@Dl0numbanine
DLONUMBANINE
5 years
Toxic bitches be like, “can we just talk in person”, no bitch you gon hit me🤣
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@Dl0numbanine
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5 years
Me and my niggas beat this niggas ass like 2 years ago for false claiming and talking wreckless, I know where he stay too. I know if my patnas catch this niggah lacking Issa wrap❗️ ANY NIGGAH THAT HITS A FEMALE IS A STRAIGHT BITCH 🤡
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@Dl0numbanine
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3 years
So all of a sudden everybody gets a corrido?🤣 man I remember you had to be somebody to get one... y’all done fucked up the music game 🤦🏻‍♂️
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@Dl0numbanine
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4 years
Y’all parents gave y’all what y’all wanted, mine gave me what they could. We are not the same.
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@Dl0numbanine
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2 years
I know half the niggas that help make teslas, I’m good I’ll pass🤣
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@Dl0numbanine
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4 years
National boyfriend day on Saturday ... if I don’t get posted imma shoot up her house🥰
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@Dl0numbanine
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5 years
Saying you’re from Sinaloa is a flex🍅🇲🇽💪🏻
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@Dl0numbanine
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5 years
If we’re “talking”, I need to know that we are. If you only want a friendship, let me know so I can treat you like a friend. If you’re talking to other people, let me know so I won’t cut certain people off. You’re only talking to me? Let me know. You like me? Tell me.
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@Dl0numbanine
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5 years
Keep it lowkey until you know it’s permanent
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@Dl0numbanine
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2 years
Who tf decided that tattoos and piercings are unprofessional and why tf do we keep listening to them????
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@Dl0numbanine
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4 years
Hayward / San Leandro area needs a Chick-fil-A
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@Dl0numbanine
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4 years
Y’all be cheating on y’all girlfriends at parties and be calling them bitches behind their back. D I S R E S P E C T F U L🤮
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@Dl0numbanine
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5 years
If you need the get her drunk in order for her to fuck you , you’re disgusting and a rapist🤮
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@Dl0numbanine
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2 years
Miss being like 7 years old and going to the sj pulga early morning on sundays with the fam😮‍💨
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@Dl0numbanine
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4 years
Should I spend my spring break in my room or the living room?
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@Dl0numbanine
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5 years
Me when I realize I’m about to catch feelings...
@oyimzy
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5 years
Bomboclaat!
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@Dl0numbanine
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5 years
Did your boyfriend buy you these already or do I have to?
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@Dl0numbanine
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4 years
Even if they don’t fuck with you they will always watch.
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@Dl0numbanine
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4 years
You can’t finesse a mf with a big heart, you just burning a bridge you gon need again
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@Dl0numbanine
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4 years
Niggas be under girls pics like “queen😍” niggah that bitch is a prostitute🤣🤣
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@Dl0numbanine
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4 years
Keep your relationship private so you can have more than one 🙃 thank me later
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@Dl0numbanine
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4 years
I don’t fake my lifestyle , I have good days bad days, broke days paid days, up days down days but everyday I pray and keep going🙏🏼
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@Dl0numbanine
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4 years
I need to stop talking to myself... that mf a bad influence
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@Dl0numbanine
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4 years
Imma fuck around and throw a reggaetón party
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@Dl0numbanine
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4 years
Don’t have kids until you’re able to actually care for them emotionally and financially ‼️
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@Dl0numbanine
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4 years
If you can’t tell me who said it, don’t tell me what you heard
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@Dl0numbanine
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4 years
Until they get in an argument and ask you who’s right 😳
@izzyg25_
izzy
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Third wheeling w a toxic couple is litttt😂😂😂
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@Dl0numbanine
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4 years
Girls be having panick attacks boutta broken nail but when they hit the curb at 50mph they just say “whoops”🤣😭
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@Dl0numbanine
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5 years
You gon complain about her attitude or fuck it outta her?
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@Dl0numbanine
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5 years
Guess who got their virginity back🥰
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@Dl0numbanine
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4 years
Some of y’all need to stop buying designer and invest in braces
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@Dl0numbanine
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5 years
I’ll never ask a mf “what’s this song called”, I will search every mf word I hesr on YouTube 🤣
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@Dl0numbanine
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4 years
I can look at you dead in the face while you’re talking and not hear a single word that came out of yo mouth🤦🏻‍♂️ I’ll hit you with the “huh”
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@Dl0numbanine
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5 years
He has a whole ass slideshow of him and his wife on his fridge , meanwhile I can’t even get a text back😔
@Lonniiia
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5 years
I showed my uncle this video and he got a little mad :/// 😂😂💀💀 This was his response 🙃
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@Dl0numbanine
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4 years
I be overthinking shit way too much 🤦🏻‍♂️
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@Dl0numbanine
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4 years
I don’t want your love if your loyalty don’t come with it
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@Dl0numbanine
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5 years
I’m so picky lmaoo you can have sloppy handwriting and I’ll cut you off🤣
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@Dl0numbanine
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4 years
You can fuck up your whole life by just kicking it with niggahs with no goals or ambition‼️
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@Dl0numbanine
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4 years
I never ask “who’s pussy is this” during sex I already know issa rental 😫
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@Dl0numbanine
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4 years
I swear I’m out here tryin and if ain’t nobody proud of me... I’m proud of my damn self
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@Dl0numbanine
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5 years
Y’all remember hitting quinceañeras every weekends ?lmaoo I used to crash those mfs
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@Dl0numbanine
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5 years
Women are sacred ❗️ I don’t understand how some men can take advantage of , disrespect , or especially hit women. That’s some real bitch shit 💯 Females shouldn’t have to put up with that type of bullshit , y’all deserve better queens 🖤
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@Dl0numbanine
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3 years
Step 1: I need to get a hellcat first 😅
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@Dl0numbanine
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3 years
If she goes to Mexico for las fiestas focus on yourselves kings 😅
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@Dl0numbanine
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5 years
I want my close friends and I to have kids around the same time so our kids can grow up together 🥺
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@Dl0numbanine
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4 years
I’m the type of person to give you my last if you really need it...
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@Dl0numbanine
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5 years
Am I single? Am I taken? Find out in the next episode of mind yo fucking business bitch
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@Dl0numbanine
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4 years
I hate getting my time wasted
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@Dl0numbanine
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5 years
If I ever open up to you about my pops I’m either really fucking hurt or I trust you with my life😔🙏🏼
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@Dl0numbanine
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4 years
Im hella easy to become coo with but I won’t consider you my friend til you prove your loyalty to me ‼️
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@Dl0numbanine
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2 years
I wanna be stupid rich, I’m already stupid so I’m halfway there🤣
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@Dl0numbanine
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5 years
Y’all be looking like crunch bars putting hella makeup over pimples🤣💯
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@Dl0numbanine
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4 years
Why do people ask “ do you have a bathroom”? Like nahh niggah we shit in the yard 🤦🏻‍♂️
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@Dl0numbanine
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4 years
You saw my growth as a competition, I saw your growth as an accomplishment ...
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@Dl0numbanine
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2 years
The grass ain’t always greener on the other side,it’s green where you water it.
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@Dl0numbanine
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5 years
Everyone was bolder like 4 years ago, y’all used to comment thirsty ass shit under people’s Instagram pictures. Talkin bout some “ KIK?” “Tbh...../ Rate....” “😍😋😏🤤👅👀”
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@Dl0numbanine
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4 years
I just wanted to know if we can have drunk sex... 🥺 👉🏼👈🏼 👟🧦
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@Dl0numbanine
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4 years
Ladies y’all not fat, you just $10,000 away from being a bad bitch😭
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@Dl0numbanine
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5 years
It’s always “wyd” and never “lets go get drunk”😓
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@Dl0numbanine
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5 years
niggas go to court for a traffic ticket and think they life over🤣🤦🏻‍♂️
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@Dl0numbanine
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4 years
I’ll never be anyone’s second choice , if you aren’t their priority, walk away .
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@Dl0numbanine
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5 years
For all the bitches who swear they bad ...stop wearing makeup and don’t wear high waisted jeans sis 🤣
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@Dl0numbanine
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4 years
She looks like she works at mariscos el tatas🤣
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@Dl0numbanine
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4 years
Everyone says “follow your heart” but if my heart is torn in a million pieces how do I know which piece to follow?
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@Dl0numbanine
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4 years
Day 2 of quarantine: I just found out I had siblings
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@Dl0numbanine
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2 years
I’m glad bitches posted their boyfriends today , now 8ths $120
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@Dl0numbanine
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5 years
A date like this🥺
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@Dl0numbanine
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4 years
That loyal shit gotta be within you, you can’t teach a mf how to be real
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@Dl0numbanine
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5 years
Keep liking my tweets and we gon end up like this🙄
@the_chaparrin
gummybear nalgon®
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Hmu if you tryna be like this
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@Dl0numbanine
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5 years
It wasn’t an earthquake guys calm down ... one of my fat bitches just rolled off my bed, chill out !!
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@Dl0numbanine
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3 years
Mentally not here.
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@Dl0numbanine
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5 years
Is yo boyfriend gon buy you Uggs this winter or do I have to🤣
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@Dl0numbanine
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4 years
You bitches can’t be a nurse for Halloween and have an std🤣
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@Dl0numbanine
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4 years
Bay Area Grupos are putting the Bay on tha map🙏🏼📍
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@Dl0numbanine
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5 years
Am I the only one who’s not getting Valentine’s Day sex?😔😔
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@Dl0numbanine
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Sometime you will never know the value of a moment until it becomes a memory🤥
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@Dl0numbanine
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5 years
Bitches with this lip movement got crooked ass teeth😂❗️
@victoriahhgrace
victoria ♡
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Bitches who listen to lil Kayla be like
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@Dl0numbanine
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4 years
Imma start wilding out , life’s too short🤣
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@Dl0numbanine
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5 years
If she goes to Mexico during summer, spring break, or in December... she’s for the streets😕
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@Dl0numbanine
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You fucked 7 niggas trynna make your ex mad, now you got blisters on your coochie 🤣
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@Dl0numbanine
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Im a handful but that’s why you got 2 hands🤣
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@Dl0numbanine
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Lemme find out you’re trynna give me a bunch of mini me’s dudeeee
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@Dl0numbanine
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Merry Christmas to all our loved ones up in heaven😪🖤
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@Dl0numbanine
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I don’t blame people for presumiendo or showing off what they have , especially when they had nothing and hustled for their shit.
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@Dl0numbanine
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4 years
Some days are heavier than others
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@Dl0numbanine
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4 years
Im boring babyy i like to smoke and make money🥱
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@Dl0numbanine
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4 years
You bitches have different niggahs every week, groupie hoe ass bitches 🤣🤦🏻‍♂️
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@Dl0numbanine
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2 years
Nobody’s gon have access to me until I get my shit together frfr
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@Dl0numbanine
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4 years
I hate a stuck up ass bitch
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@Dl0numbanine
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3 years
“I got rich with her” sounds so much better than “I fucked” 💯
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@Dl0numbanine
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3 years
Broke my heart but fixed my vision 🧿
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@Dl0numbanine
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3 years
Once I catch you in 1 lie… it makes me think twice about everything you ever told me…
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@Dl0numbanine
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5 years
2019 was just L’s after L’s. I lost money, family , friends , time , product, and so much more.
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@Dl0numbanine
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5 years
Y’all don’t know how bad it is living in a toxic / broken household ...
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@Dl0numbanine
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4 years
Nobody taught me the game. I learned day by day, fuck up by fuck.
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@Dl0numbanine
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5 years
Can this wind blow to me towards the loml 🙄
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@Dl0numbanine
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4 years
Death is real and random cherish yo loved ones while you still can
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@Dl0numbanine
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5 years
You think ima fight when I spent $600 on a glock? You going on a t-shirt bucko
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@Dl0numbanine
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4 years
Been single for so long that the last time I was cuffed, I was in the back in of a police car 🤣
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