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@DizzyFPL

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Top 5m Finish Every Season Since 2011...probably

Moncton, New Brunswick
Joined August 2014
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1 month
Top tip for any FPL managers with 3 Leicester players, if you transfer in Jordan Ayew now you can have FOUR Leicester assets by the weekend 👍
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2 months
Top tip for any FPL managers with 3 Forest players, if you transfer in Alex Moreno and Eddie Nketiah now you can have FIVE Forest assets by the weekend 👍
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@DizzyFPL
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🚨TOP TIP: If you buy Andreas Pereira before he moves to Fulham you can get him in now and he wont take one of your 3 fulham player spots for GW1🚨
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@DizzyFPL
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2 years
@fpl_tactician The metric for this is xHausted pal
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@giorizzo1991 @FootyScran @NairnCounty Mmmm pasta and tomatoes real inventive too👍👍
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@FPL_NI jokes on you they won the league last season
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@FPLFocal Clicking this button about 6 years ago
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@DizzyFPL
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3 years
And so the experiment begins. Meet EverToon, not an ideal first GW, but thinking I can crack top 10k with this 🙌
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@RobCain101 @GaryLineker Who said being up someone's arse is derogatory? Or is that your own prejudice?
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@6sixdark @CFCWill7X @FPL__Raptor Easy to have a good bench if you go without Salah 😭😭😭 I put my points ON the pitch 💪💪
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@piersmorgan Sounds like he wont need to do that, he has you to do it for him mate 😭😭😭
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@DFrimpee @BlackYellow Wow, you spelled it really wrong
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2 years
Scenario for you. Everyone TC’s Haaland and he manages a huge 25 pts Rather than TCing him though you’ve just Capped him and scored a very nice 50 pts Later in the season after your wife leaves you, you use your TC on a player who is owned by 5% and he scores 25 pts. Who wins?
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@EnglishAbroad1 @ALOROBAH_EN Hope he's got good wages, he's gonna be spending a wee fortune on sun screen poor bastard
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@UTDMoh_ This guy on the bench
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@fplimages @raj_24o4 Aye, she's fine mate, and yours?
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@laura_woodsy not so sure about that watch this again
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2 years
@fpl_tactician @FPLCheetah So by that logic, no City players are any good? Because as a team they are so good?
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3 years
Is this the most aesthetically pleasing FH you have seen or what?
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2 years
@LCFC If you want to scare the fans just announce a new deal for Rodgers
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@6sixdark @CFCWill7X @FPL__Raptor That's a lower value bench than me 😭😭😭
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@6sixdark @CFCWill7X @FPL__Raptor Rogers and Winks are starters PAL
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@DizzyFPL
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3 years
Drive to Survive Season 4 summed up in 5 words
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2 years
@TalkTV @Iromg Thank you Michael. I myself am a lowly concrete farmer and I have been going great lengths to try and make ends meet and I fear that this winter season will be tough not only on me but my crops too. Harkle don't know how lucky they are. Pray for me and all local concrete farmers.
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@FPL__Raptor Bruno when he called his mother to tell her what he's injured
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@NorwegianSpursy Hope to Christ she isn't asking for FPL advice
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3 years
@Seandlk @giorizzo1991 @FootyScran @NairnCounty Am I wrong? 🤷‍♂️ Not saying spaghetti and a bit of cheese isnt delicious but hardly rocket science
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2 years
@FPL_Olly @ErlingHaaland He dont know u like that lil bro 💀
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@fplblackbox_az Hopefully this is better insider info than Barco 😬😬
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@stevenKloppLFC2 What's wagwan, part of Wagwan means What 😂😂
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@rslashrats Other side of the scale, the most profitable aninated movie 🥵🥵🥵
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Erik Ten Hag's next transfer target leaked 👀
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@fminside Pharrell Williams a Model Citizen? Bet that made him Happy
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2 years
@Qatari The same people and nations that are pro wearing the BISHT were the ones crying since last month because of players wearing the LGBTQ armband. Contradiction and hypocrisy at its finest.
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@FPLMate @BadFPL_Takes You always knew there was a possibility he would be benched, learn from it and come back a better manager in GW25
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@chewiefpl If only Chelsea had someone like KDH to play the KDH role
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2 years
@footbalIfights This guy commentating the fight
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2 years
💰 BUDGET MIDFIELD OPTIONS 🤑 🦊 4.5m Soumaré 🔫 4.5m Elneny 🐝 4.5m Da Silva 🦁 4.5m Chukwuemeka ⚪ 4.5m A. Pereira 🌳 4.5m Colback 🔴 4.5m Milner 🐓 4.5m Skipp If they are shit don't blame me! #FPLCommunity #FPL
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2 years
@pinkygreenfpl Oh This is a shjt house tweet Bye
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3 years
Shhh, don't give away my secrets could be sitting on a masterpiece here. Potential full XI of Newcastle and Everton if Henderson gets a rumoured move 😂😂
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3 years
If you were to hypothetically wildcard at this very moment in time you could end up with these 5 NUFC players in your #FPL team: Allan Saint-Maximin Chris Wood Dan Burn Matt Targett Bruno Guimaraes
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@richwinniejones @wrexham The point is nobody shluld be held in such a high regard to warrant a minutes silence after leading an overarching monarchy that enslaved nations. Nobody will boo when my parents die because they arent put on a pompous pedestal for people to boo at!
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Siri: HoW tO bEcOmE a MiCrOpHoNe StAnD? 🥵🥵🥵
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@DrfcMike @DoctorBenjy @TheFMShowdown My predicted Pep panic in UCL final tactic is clear
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@revolu4ion_ @UB1UB2 @metpoliceuk Won't be so sympathetic when you find out it just committed a Mooder
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2 years
That Mahrez goal is the first time that he has scored before the 4th goal in a game since 2017
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2 years
@HinduMonkey @Konate_FPL Yeah has to be 7-2-1 silly, cant play without a keeper👍🏽
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1 year
Brighton when the auction for Caicedo finally ends at 125m and spawning a new 19 year old South American DM that they picked up for 500k 2 years ago
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@LCFC Congratulations on selling Denmark’s first choice keeper, replacing him with the 3rd choice keeper only to sign Denmark's second choice keeper ☠️
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@FPL_GarethBarry hey look, FPL_Sirfergie has a new account 😂😂
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@FPL_NI Lets see what @DRFCMikePT says about this
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@Linn_FPL @FPLSportScience FPL doesn't employ thousands of analysts to look at people's behaviours, to get them addicted and take as much money as possible out of their pockets, so no
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Andy Martin is set to appear on ‘Talk Tuah’ with Hailey Welch.
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2 years
Ey yo why my twitter page look weird 😜😜🍻🍻👍🏽👍🏽🎉🎉💃💃
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Brighton resting all of their starters and rolling out a new full squad of South Americans they bought for a pack of quavers
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@WhitbyTownFC @JuniorMondal Gonna be tough to sign with the contract still in the plastic file holder
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@CFC_Janty 🎶 It’s the Mickey Mount clubhouse! 🎶 🎶Come inside, there’s no trophies inside!🎶 🎶It’s the Mickey Mount clubhouse!🎶 🎶Come inside, there’s no open play G/A inside!🎶
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@Lelouch55121319 @mason0872 @denisfut_trade Not sure I see Newcastle hiring Gerrard or signing Coutinho who just moved to Villa either mate
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@AbsoluteCheIs @David_Ornstein @TheAthletic Mount's ma sending him over to Cobham every morning
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@FPL__Raptor Losing to someone who has 27 points from captain where if you had the worst rotation of Haaland and Salah you'd have 36, that's a skill issue in the rest of the team
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@SCFCArchie
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Oh dear Said Benrahma
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@DJEEvans7 Nah that's nothing big davo who has trials at Chesterfield has 28 clean sheets in our Sunday league why haven't you included him in your tweet
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@Loftusroad11 @CFO4TAG Glad Olise's literacy has improved but we are on about football here mate
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So close to having the perfect draft for my wildcard, sure there will be a lot of people in the same boat as me, Eze price drops have killed my teams value ffs
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@drfc_official Donny Rovers training sessions
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@FPLMate @pinkygreenfpl *Insert any forward in that price bracket here* 👍
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1 year
Officer I'd like to report a theft
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2 years
@FplIrons Guarantee me 90 mins as much as you want I would be blowing out me arse after about 6 mins
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I'm all for a laugh but who gave the green light for Young Boys to play at the Wankdorf Stadium
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-Me to wife, before inevitable rejection
@FPL__Raptor
FPL Raptor (Ross)
2 years
Wood could be rising tonight, so you might want to jump on him sooner rather than later.
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@fpl_alex1 @FplChandler Hoping my wife leaps to my aid and slaps those stupid goggles right off your face pal
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3 years
@fpl_tactician @debanjan18 Right, so it isnt to your personal taste, fine. That doesn't make them a terrible comedian this is a "roast style" event these jokes are expected, should it be moved away from that? Possibly, but right now you know what you sign up for going to the event with a 70k goody bag
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@OddsOnFPL @JesseLingard absolutely, I had no idea, I am surprised people think he did this on purpose like he wants this backlash, if he knew there was an issue and would have to make an apology for a simple picture I'm sure he wouldnt have taken it
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@HinduMonkey @WGTA_FPL @sertalpbilal @FPLPingreen Whilst Analytics FC and Grass FC fight over a joke aimed at him
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2 years
@sertalpbilal Sertalp about to be hit with the "Unfollow me if you don't like me content, I never asked for followers" line
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@FPL_Olly @LFCLaurie Olly saying Amrabat stinks
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@RegretFpl Keep it down pal, we dont want everyone finding out, dont need another player in the template teams
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7 months
Today on #FPL X: - @FPL_Bateman : " @fpl_tactician is affecting my mental health by posting generic tweets to his 70k followers about his non FH team so I will post a name/shame post singling him out with no regard for Andy's mental health"
@FPL_Bateman
FPL Bateman
7 months
This is good for: - getting rid of poor #FPL takes - my mental health - not having FH GW7 being rammed down my throat anymore One of the best decisions I've made on this app.
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@livshirls2205 @StaffordTown1st Oh right, class, don't worry it's not assault lads, Livs seen worse happen 👍
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