Everton’s incoming transfers this season are:
Danjuma,
Young,
Chermiti,
Harrison,
And they’re now in for Ekitike.
That spells out DYCHE.
He is fucking with us all!
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If you see a link for the Aston Villa v West Ham live stream do not click on it because it will take you to a live stream of Aston Villa v West Ham.
I’ve listened to multiple Podcasts this week, studied stats & spent hours of my life thinking about FPL.
36 points. All out.
My GF missed the deadline. Didn’t touch her team from last week & didn’t even know who she captained.
71 points with one player to go.
Fuck off.
My 8 year old nephew is playing FPL for the first time this season. I’ve just had a look at his draft and I’m really surprised.
It’s fucking awful. More embarrassing than you could imagine. Utter shite.
I can’t wait to absolutely destroy him.
Reece James captainer here.
I won £26 million on the lottery, went to pick the winnings up and when I came back to the car I had a parking fine.
I can’t catch a fucking break man.
It’s Valentine’s Day. 4 years ago today I asked my best friend, my childhood sweetheart and the most beautiful girl in the world to marry me.
All three of them said no.
Rogers has one more chance in my team to do something before I give him another chance next GW.
But after that, mark my words, I’ll be giving him one more chance.
For all those who played their WC instead of the TC on Salah you should focus on the decision and not the outcome.
The decision was bad and so was the outcome.
For me this is the PERFECT GW1 DRAFT
The issue is… ❌ It’s £28m short ❌ and contains more than 3 players from some teams.
The question is where do you find?
🔘 £28m
🔘 A way to break the rules
Lots of people on here gloating about how great their GW went.
I scored 82 points, I’m 11k & top of 7 Mini-leagues yet you don’t see me going on about it on Twitter.
Stay humble.
I have no sympathy for people who went early on transfers or who left transfers to the last minute.
In fact I have no sympathy for anyone who plays FPL.
Gundo captainer here.
I won £26 million on the lottery, went to pick the winnings up and when I came back to the car I had a parking fine.
I can’t catch a fucking break man.
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@ChrisEvans
DO NOT CONCEDE.
DO NOT ADMIT DEFEAT.
DO NOT QUIT.
Because watching Donald and the other Republicans having a meltdown has been great entertainment. Bet he’s really angry. I take great joy in that. Hilarious. 😂
Raphinha has one more chance in my team to do something before I give him another chance next GW.
But after that, mark my words, I’ll be giving him one more chance.
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A reminder: Not a single content creator has ever won FPL.
Some haven’t even had a top 10k finish.
Make whatever transfers you like you crazy bastards.
Fucking hell just woken up to a pleathora of self indulgent FPL Managers writing huge ‘goodbye threads’ explaining why they’re quitting FPL for good.
Jurgen Klopp & the Liverpool fans didn’t even make this much fuss!
Just stop playing. Sign off quietly. Nobody gives a fuck.
I would like to complain to
@OfficialFPL
as well.
I only scored 21 points yesterday but I did manage to make my transfers before the deadline.
I would like them to apologise for the site NOT crashing before I made them.
FIFA set to punish Premier League clubs by banning all Brazilian players from playing this weekend, except for Fred.
Man United’s punishment is that he must play.
Lots of ‘big’ FPL Managers seem to be doing team reveals on Instagram now. What’s that all about? Instagram’s for photos of your food for fucks sake.
Use TikTok and dance along to your team reveal instead. Or just stay on Twitter like the rest of us virgins.