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@Divine_Miss_Em

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That loud woman from @frankontheradio show. Host of Walking the Dog podcast for Goalhanger. Proud Gooner

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@Divine_Miss_Em
Emily Dean
2 years
One day anniversary of Scott Parker wearing a £950 Thom Browne cardigan during an amber heat warning
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3 years
5 year anniversary of me telling a sales assistant in Heals 'I can't believe you don't stock my chandelier bulbs' and him responding 'Be brave madam'
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3 years
Arteta currently has the haunted look of someone repeating 'no comment' on 24 Hours in Police Custody
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3 years
A shop assistant just said ‘Enjoy!’ after handing over ointment for my dog’s anal glands
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3 years
My dog’s default stare setting is ‘ I may forgive but I don’t forget’
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4 years
Not all men, no. But we are forced to assume it could be every man whenever we go out alone
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@Divine_Miss_Em
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3 years
Watching England without Gary in the studio is aways vaguely unsettling, like heading out with your phone on 50 percent charge
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1 year
God I will miss you Gareth Richards - my hilarious, unfailingly kind, gentle, beautiful friend. So grateful to have known you ❤️
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Frank Skinner
1 year
We are heartbroken about the loss of our dear friend, Gareth. We will miss him greatly. Tomorrow we will be releasing a podcast of some of his Best Bits on our show.
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5 years
Try googling Woking Pizza Express
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2 years
Saying 'them's the breaks' is a sackable offence in itself
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@Divine_Miss_Em
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3 years
Me reflecting on the 7.5 million I threw at Pepe for my FPL squad
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@Divine_Miss_Em
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4 years
When my therapist asks what I was like as a child, I like to save time by just showing her this
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@Divine_Miss_Em
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2 years
Paddington just broke me
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Paddington
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Thank you Ma’am, for everything.
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Emily Dean
6 years
Fourth year anniversary this week of Glenn Hoddle holding an imaginary microphone. Forever in our hearts.
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@Divine_Miss_Em
Emily Dean
6 years
You can sit around complaining there’s not enough interpretive dance on commercial radio. Or you can be the change you want to see
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@Divine_Miss_Em
Emily Dean
6 years
Happy Birthday to us! Ten years of @FrankOnTheRadio #frank10
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@Divine_Miss_Em
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5 years
Never imagined that standing in my front garden in koala pyjamas whilst cheering and crying would rank so highly as a life experience #clapforourcarers
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@Divine_Miss_Em
Emily Dean
4 years
This week's Walking the Dog features the wonderful @taskmaster genius @AlexHorne and his equally wonderful Cockapoo Loky. ENJOY!
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@Divine_Miss_Em
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2 years
Current obsession - babies who look like a 45 year old financial consultant
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4 years
@Baddiel I love him. His hair says teenage angst but his outfit says pensioner yoga
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4 years
I came for Jackie. I stayed for Sue
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@Divine_Miss_Em
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2 years
If you think someone speaking out against inhumanity is 'biased opinion' it might be time to look within yourself
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2 years
This week’s Walking the Dog is up with the one and only ⁦ @GaryLineker ⁩ and his beautiful boy Filbert. Haven’t felt this emotional over a bromance since he played with Peter Beardsley..Listen now 🐶🐶
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@Divine_Miss_Em
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5 years
Dogs who look like they left Whitesnake in the 90s as a result of creative differences
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6 years
Sir Frank Skinner and Sir David Baddiel
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David Baddiel
6 years
Home.
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6 years
Frank said he had a gig last night. Maybe I’ll just go online and see how it-WHAAAT THE
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2 years
If you can't handle me at my trust the process, you don't deserve me at my 8 points clear of Man City
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2 years
The children I forgot to have continue to lurch from one phone related crisis to another
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Emily Dean
4 years
Just a reminder that the five year anniversary of Glenn Hoddle holding an imaginary microphone is approaching. Do take a moment to reflect
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@Divine_Miss_Em
Emily Dean
5 years
Bumped into W.H Auden at the Brits - life MADE. Thank you @absoluteradio for a fabulous night out with my pal
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Emily Dean
6 years
One week anniversary of the moment we saw Alfred holding a pint of beer
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Emily Dean
6 years
Listen to a very special edition of my Times podcast Walking the Dog with the wonderful @ProfNoelFitz aka Supervet and his adorable dog Keira! Oh and go see his incredible show Welcome to my World - for tix
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Emily Dean
4 years
Perhaps he’s giving the tracksuit bottoms another 10 mins in the tumble dryer
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Emily Dean
3 years
The only other person I have ever seen with this haircut was in a book called ‘Life in Medieval Britain’
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@Divine_Miss_Em
Emily Dean
6 years
I'm back and this time it's fabulously personal. The brand new Walking the Dog features the very wonderful @FrankOnTheRadio and adorable Peanut who found a home via @DogsTrust - enjoy!
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Emily Dean
4 years
This week's Walking the Dog is with the super talented and hilarious @sallyephillips and her divine rescues Lola and Teddy - have a listen!
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Emily Dean
2 years
SPORTS BRA OF DREAMS
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@Divine_Miss_Em
Emily Dean
5 years
Thank you to all these LOVELY people who said nice things about my book Everybody Died So I Got A Dog. I want to HUG YOU ALL SIMULTANEOUSLY
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Emily Dean
6 years
Low calorie heterosexual
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Noah Kinsey
6 years
Your stripper name is your favorite salad dressing and the thing about you that most disappoints your parents
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Emily Dean
6 years
Just to say there will be a new series of my podcast Walking the Dog starting in June! This btw is my dog Raymond. He asked the hairdresser for ‘leading man in 1970’s mini series’
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Emily Dean
6 years
World Cup feels
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@Divine_Miss_Em
Emily Dean
5 years
My book Everybody Died So I Got A Dog is out in paperback on Jan 23rd - it's about families, coping with loss, celebrating being different, and the weird little Chewbacca lookalike who changed my life. And you can order your very own copy now!
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@Divine_Miss_Em
Emily Dean
7 years
Shout out to any friends who work for the BBC - if you didn't make it onto that top earners list kindly delete my number
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2 years
My dog entered a dog show today and came 10th. I'm absolutely livid
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Emily Dean
3 years
My dog watching Vatican TV earlier today
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8 years
In other news, women reveal they couldn't give a shit
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3 years
Coming up, Henry VIII complains, ‘I went to 7 monasteries this morning and they were all shut down’
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Emily Dean
5 years
My current policy on dog walks is treating everyone like a teacher you've seen out of school hours. Polite smile from a distance but mutual agreement that right now your worlds can't collide
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Jenny Eclair
5 years
this, this is what is really confusing me, Id love to go to a park, but I'm not sure we're even allowed, what are the official guidelines please?
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2 years
God I love Ian Wright
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8 years
The adorable @DGandyOfficial who will from now on always be known as ' two dinners Gandy'
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Emily Dean
3 years
Today is the first time I’ve ever had a legitimate reason to be a highly strung, emotional wreck on my birthday
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Emily Dean
6 years
This week's Walking the Dog with the very lovely @DGandyOfficial and his divine dog Dora from @Battersea_ is up now if you fancy a listen!
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Emily Dean
3 years
My boss categorically assures me IT’S COMING HOME
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6 years
Brand new Walking the Dog podcast up tomorrow with this absolute goddess. (Also features her fabulous human companion..)
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Emily Dean
7 years
Love this concert. The most powerful, beautiful and uplifting fuck you ever
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Emily Dean
6 years
Thank you to everyone who has sent such lovely messages about my book - means the world! And if you haven’t read it yet get on it, Raymond needs treats for god’s sake. Available at book shops or at Amazon
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Emily Dean
7 years
My new Walking the Dog podcast is up for @thetimes - join me and the very wonderful @AdamBuxton with his dog Rosie!
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Emily Dean
5 years
Loved doing the How Do You Cope podcast with @elisjames and @nomadicrevery - we talked about my two specialist subjects, death and dogs
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BBC Radio 5 Live
5 years
On this week's episode of How Do You Cope? ...with Elis and John we had @Divine_Miss_Em (Emily Dean) on to talk about dealing with grief. If you've experienced grief in your life you may find this metaphor helpful... Download/listen here @BBCsounds
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2 years
Football is a simple game. Twenty-two men chase a ball for 80 mins and then Kylian Mbappé goes berserk
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Emily Dean
10 months
My podcast Walking the Dog is back! And Raymond and I have a brand new home at Goalhanger Podcasts. Had a great run at The Times but the chance to call @GaryLineker my gaffer? Life goals made. First ep coming next week! *pink suit not advisable for actual dog walks
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Emily Dean
6 years
I went out with the ridiculously wonderful @robbeckettcomic and Goose from @DogsTrust for this week's Walking the Dog - hope you enjoy!
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Emily Dean
6 years
This is my dog Raymond and I wrote a book about why I got him. By pre-ordering just one copy now you could keep him in treats for a week. And I would be your best friend forever
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Emily Dean
2 years
Class is permanent
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Ian Wright
2 years
Everybody knows what Match of the Day means to me, but I’ve told the BBC I won’t be doing it tomorrow. Solidarity.
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Emily Dean
6 years
Jeremy Vine made a GIF of my book. I can't EVEN..
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Jeremy Vine
6 years
Hey @Divine_Miss_Em I got your book! Best title of the year so far
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Emily Dean
6 years
SEVENTY.
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3 years
When you break up on holiday and have to share a flight home
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Emily Dean
4 years
I wrote about my Ewok/dog Raymond in today’s Times. And if you want the complete unabridged Raymond, do order my book Everybody Died, So I Got A Dog out now in paperback
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4 years
There’s a purity and innocence to dogs that you just can’t - oh Christ..
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Emily Dean
7 years
Blizzards schmizzards - team outing tonight to see the Cockerel!
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Emily Dean
5 years
If you haven’t read my book Everybody Died So I Got A Dog a) hurry up b) you can order it TODAY for just 99p on Kindle!
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Emily Dean
4 years
If you haven’t yet read Jews Don’t Count yet by @baddiel I insist you do - it’s a beautifully written, thought-provoking and powerful book that should be in every home
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7 years
Real men wear pink - respect @FrankOnTheRadio
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4 years
This week's Walking the Dog is up now with the very wonderful @Markgatiss and his dog Bob! Enjoy..
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Emily Dean
7 years
Works night out with the @FrankOnTheRadio team seeing the brilliant @youngfrankldn with all-singing all-dancing all totes-hilarious @realrossnoble
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6 years
This is pure joy
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8 years
I wrote this for The Times today
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8 years
Frank just captioned this photo ' Celebrating five years of our antique shop in Brighton'
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5 years
SAVAGE
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Emily Dean
2 years
Sent an email to my accountant saying ‘let’s talk next week’. He didn’t reply. Have just seen it autocorrected to ‘let's talk sexy week’
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Emily Dean
5 years
We’re just two women, standing in front a hairdresser, asking to look like our dogs
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10 years
However you do in your A level results, your success as a human being will largely be judged on how you pronounce the letter H
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3 years
I’m going to respectfully disagree
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1 year
One hour anniversary of a passer by telling me my buttons were done up wrong and me replying, ‘oh gosh, sorry about that!’
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Emily Dean
6 years
Brand new Walking the Dog with dog worshipper @rickygervais and Anti the German Shepherd who plays his dog in #Afterlife - catch it on @netflix now!
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Emily Dean
4 years
This week’s Walking the Dog is with the brilliant Stath Lets Flats BAFTA winner @JamieTonight - this was taken shortly before Ray told him ‘You make me want to be a better Shih Tzu’
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Emily Dean
5 years
Join me and the wonderful @baddiel at @cheltfestivals on Thurs 10th Oct chatting about my book Everybody Died So I Got A Dog and lots more (book tix at ) Also am bringing my dog. Here is David showing how happy and relaxed he is around dogs
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Emily Dean
4 years
This week's Walking the Dog is with the divine Jeremy Paxman and his adorable dog Derek from @Battersea_ ..they were a JOY. Listen here
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Emily Dean
11 months
Hope my neighbours enjoy their fireworks as much as my dog will enjoy cocking his leg against their front porch tomorrow
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Emily Dean
7 years
Best Entertainment Comedy at @radioacademy awards! And yes we are using a bizarro snapchat filter but @daisynights got over-excited
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Emily Dean
6 years
Edinburgh! My boys are back in town - catch wonderful new play by ⁦ @FrankOnTheRadio ⁩ at Pleasance Dome 2.50pm and fab Alan Cochrane at The Stand 9.40pm daily - as you were.
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Emily Dean
6 years
I celebrated my book coming out today by writing a letter to my dog. I’m hoping to hear back once he’s done with chewing my bra
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Emily Dean
7 years
My new @thetimes podcast with the very wonderful @Dynamomagician and his beautiful Newfoundland Bunty is up - enjoy!
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Emily Dean
5 years
Been at LEAST a month since I put this boastful video about my book up so it's getting another outing. Thanks to @FrankOnTheRadio @Kathbum @neilhimself @AlanCarr @adamhillscomedy @amateuradam @reallorraine @SarahMillican75 @theJeremyVine for the ❤️❤️
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Emily Dean
6 years
Do join me on this week’s Walking the Dog podcast with the wonderful @KermodeMovie and his Labrador Martha!
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Emily Dean
6 years
Couple goals #Frank10
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5 years
Am in today’s @GraziaUK talking about the story behind my book Everybody Died So I Got a Dog (and making a full commitment to double denim)
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Emily Dean
5 years
I was lucky enough to be present at the launch of the magical @GoodOmensPrime this week and can confirm that @neilhimself has delivered an absolutely beautiful legacy for his pal Terry Pratchett. Do watch it on Amazon Prime
@neilhimself
Neil Gaiman
5 years
Beautiful article in the @nytimes about #GoodOmens
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