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I think an hour and fifteen in, she would accept his offer to smoke a joint, thirty minutes after that she would drop out of the race on air, and the remaining time they would talk and laugh about random stuff and she would be halfway likable for the first time that we've seen.
if Kamala actually did a 3 hour podcast with Joe Rogan how do you think it would go?
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@bonchieredstate There's automatically something off with someone who sets up a camera, films themselves crying, edits the video, and posts it for attention.
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@Rothmus Dissenting opinion: it is a good thing. Non-competes are B.S. except for very limited cases.
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@greg_price11 @WinsomeSears Awesome. She was awesome from the start, looks like she's the real thing.
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@AyishaMuhamad Aha. The always-devastating "When you did it was bad, but when I did it, it was good" argument.
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@TaraBull808 Is it wrong for me to want them to be eaten after listening to that?
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@fentasyl Hats off to @elonmusk . You don't get everything right, but you have taken a stand in support of free speech. Thanks.
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@SenFettermanPA Thank you Senator. I think I was wrong about you. I hated it when you were elected. I thought it was an indication of the country's decline. I disagree with much of your politics. But you seem as real a person as we could hope for in our legislature.
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@GrandpaDennisP Wasn't she the one who ordered seeds taken off the shelves at home improvement stores during the lockdowns? To keep people from going outside, doing nasty things like gardening?
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@theblaze @RepubSentinel If anyone is starting to think about crowdfunding his legal fees, remember to use givesendgo. DO NOT use GoFundMe. Ever.
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@TheChiefNerd @elonmusk I'm genuinely starting to like @elonmusk . I'll never not be skeptical, but he does actually act on convictions.
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@ggreenwald The thing is, I could easily see this administration being so spiteful that it would intentionally botch release negotiations, just because it's Tucker putting a focus on it.
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@FadeHubb I think the kid just realized that everything she was taught up to that moment has been a lie.
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@NationalSJP The police invaded, at the invitation of the property owner, to eject trespassers who are destroying the place? I think what your post needs, is more capital letters. Really brings the drama to life.
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@IanSams46 So then, he is fully competent to face trial for his crimes?
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@mattgaetz @SenJohnKennedy Kennedy votes wrong regularly. I've seen his name on one betrayal after the other.
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@stripe Stripe, are you in the habit of stealing all your customer's funds? Or just some?
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BREAKING: @stripe disabled my account. They’re also holding onto my funds and won’t release them. I called and emailed and they aren’t giving me a straight answer. This has been going on for a month. Nobody has been able to subscribe to my newsletter and my funds are frozen.
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@Osint613 How dare you be Jewish around these nice terrorists.
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@RepJasmine Jazzy-baby, I think going back to school is an _excellent_ idea. May I suggest you start with 4th grade?
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@marionumber4 You're free to work four day weeks if you want, why do you need MAGA approval?
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@Riley_Gaines_ @usacycling The future we're heading for is one where no women are playing in women's sports.
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@hodgetwins The Senate and House just affirmed their policy of warrantless spying on everyone in the US. Including Mike Johnson. Including Ted Cruz. Including John Kennedy.
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@MostlyPeacefull Of course they did. Look, it's not like they're Republicans, or some other dangerous extremists.
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@RealBenCarson They aren't just disenfranchising their own residents. This is a state deciding for the entire country that their votes won't be cast for a candidate.
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@DogRightGirl I think the Trump campaign just found their union liaison.
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@SecMayorkas @ICEgov Irregular migration. You're a disgrace, Mayorkas. You need to be tried for treason.
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@LibertyCappy Because they want a glorious cultural revolution in this country, and they can't pull that off as long as we're armed.
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@Rothmus I just do not understand the parade of obviously gay men who say that having gay sex doesn't make a man gay. Dude: just be gay. Live your life. We don't care.
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@TPostMillennial Okay. Now let's see him kick out the 10 million illegals he brought in.
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@WuWei113 @elonmusk @mcuban @mcuban is awfully quiet on this. It seems like a great offer.
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@SalsaPrice It would be a hoot if he was the one who ends up telling us who's really in charge right now.
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@LozzaFox Posting from Texas. This sort of scene generally would play out differently here.
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@DanPatrick I hope our attorney general will immediately file a lawsuit against the Biden administration. This is unacceptable. Texas contributes to federal emergency funds and has a right to use them when needed.
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@charleslinehan You know exactly what he's saying. But you twist it, because that's what lying communists do.
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@therealZNO Our Federal government has abandoned its duty. They've abandoned the citizens of the country.
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@MostlyPeacefull I hate this one. As I recall, the man had no criminal history and wasn't on drugs. Just had a psychotic episode, and the cop was left to do pretty much the only thing he could.
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@VikingRobVWO Because the commies that think this way don't think of the military as people. The think the military is a thing- a tool to be used to get their way.
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@3YearLetterman @GregAbbott_TX I sense a skilled parody/troll account...
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@RealPatrickWebb Any American not on this list is not fulfilling their duties.
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@lufthansa Won't be flying Lufthansa.
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@RobSchneider Republicans absolutely should get started doing this to every Democrat, immediately. There's no guarantee of how long the Supreme Court will take.
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@ashtonpittman @StaceyJSpiehler Very encouraging, to see more and more people getting tired of the woke, racist, America-hating commies that left-wing politicians and media have tried to install as the face of our country.
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@KHOU I've lost count of how many times someone has assured us that exposing children to sexual deviance doesn't harm them, and then later learn that the person who said it has been caught with child porn or was actually molesting kids.
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@amuse What a loser.
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@ACLUTx The ACLU has become a bad joke.
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@SallyMayweather I believe that button is meant to say "Those illegal aliens are here illegally. Deport them all."
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@townhallcom They displayed photos of him engaging in crimes that were being denied by every member of his dad's party. If those crimes were being committed into the mouth of an underaged girl when the photo was taken, I think that's more on Hunter.
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@RepSwalwell @AP Hey @RepSwalwell , just wanted to remind you: - you farted on national TV - you beclowned yourself with a Chinese spy - you endorsed a pedophile.
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@ImMeme0 Chicago got rid of Lori Lightfoot, and had their chance to step back from the ledge after seeing the ruin these "progressives" bring. What did they choose? Brandon Johnson.
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@EndWokeness What a novel idea. Maybe it would be even more efficient if we didn't let them over the border in the first place.
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@ChayaRaichik10 @elonmusk I paid for the premium account because advertisers were pulling out when Elon stuck to his guns on his own freedom of speech. This was the only platform allowing truth to be spoken out loud. That is worth funding. This is not, and it's not what I paid for. I want a refund.
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@MostlyPeacefull She is more addicted to attention than she is to twinkies. This won't last more than four days, tops.
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@jimmy_dore Three words that never belong in the same sentence: 1) Intellectually 2) Analytically 3) Biden
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@DaleStarkA10 We can only imagine how much better off the country would be if @AmericaShaman were in charge today.
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@SenJohnKennedy Senator, I believe it was last week that you voted to send $100B overseas without demanding the border disaster to be addressed first.
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@merissahansen17 Looks like we'll get us one of those shiny new Soros DA's. I think I'll start a plexiglass business now and start making some early sales calls to the drug stores.
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@realChrisBrunet @bhweingarten I hope she stays. There's no better self-own than for Harvard to saddle themselves permanently with a plagiarist president. They may as well take down the phony coat of arms and raise a flag with a banana in the center.
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@seanmdav I don't believe "protecting" is the right word. "Running" is better. Enable him in an extremely compromised, criminal lifestyle, which is protected, so long as daddy is obedient.
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@TheNotoriousMMA I'm in the US so I probably don't belong in the conversation. But I hope you run. Even more, I hope Ireland chooses you if you do.
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@N76247476Man That makes no sense. If you're in trouble, you'll accept help from anyone. You'll let a 6-year old bring a bucket of water if your house is burning down. Doesn't mean we have to staff up our fire department with 6-year olds.
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@tedcruz What happened in the FISA 702 vote yesterday, Senator @tedcruz ? I'd like you to address that. A lot of people would. You've presented yourself as one who'll go to bat for us, and we feel betrayed.
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@bennyjohnson We did our last shopping with them over the summer. Taking that first step of not going there at all was a tough sell to the wife. But once we did, after a few weeks she didn't miss them. It turns out it's easy enough to get everything we need at other places.
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@jorjorward @MattWalshBlog Begging on their knees sounds like a good start. A good finish would be: "And finally, we acknowledge that Dylan Mulvaney is a man. We are sorry for siding with those who attempted to pressure the western world into saying otherwise."
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@BidensWins He's the worst president this country has ever had.
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@Turchman @MattWalshBlog Tim made the argument he was paid to make. Bud Light has done nothing but try to sweep this under the rug and try to get it to go away. They have not apologized.
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@stripe Stripe, it appears you've joined other payment companies who de-bank conservatives. @libsoftiktok is well-known for simply reposting content that people post of themselves. Do your values align more with this person, who celebrates your actions?
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@WashTimes Good. Now he needs to face murder charges.
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@libsoftiktok @FBI That's a prison sentence unless your politics are approved.
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@Oilfield_Rando I think Fetterman has become my favorite democrat.
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@DerrickNAACP @Harvard Calling out a plagiarist is a race thing now? That itself sounds about as racist as could be.
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@JesseKellyDC Undefeated champ.
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@AlexanderSoros @TIME I recommend that you be thrown in jail if you ever step foot in this country, that any public servant accepting money from your family be jailed, and that any American corporation that does business with your family be dissolved.
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@AboveTheGods_ @MostlyPeacefull I'll go out on a limb and guess that you have no personal experience in a comparable situation.
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@MichLKosinski Looks like we have a coward, who blocks everyone who replies with anything other than cheerleading. Why did you block @ingelramdecoucy ? Really wouldn't expect anything different from your brand of "journalist".
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@bonchieredstate I wish to hell we could clone Thomas Massie and replace 3/4 of Republicans with him.
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@EricIdle Then do it. No need to stand on ceremony.
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@CarlysHandle @mmfa Good deal, good riddance, and may the rest of your former coworkers join you in the unemployment line very soon.
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@SethMacFarlane @billmckibben What an absolute tool you turned out to be in your off hours.
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@iremreports This is, like, meta-gaslighting. A whiny post about the collapse of trust in MSM, only to gaslight about MSM's devotion to truth? Wrong audience, genius. You're speaking to people who've already figured out who you are. You won't be getting any of us back with this drivel.
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@ChayaRaichik10 Chaya oppressed my oatmeal this morning. It tasted completely marginalized.
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@3YearLetterman Definitely shaping up to be a championship season for the coach.
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@votolatino Pretty sure his remarks are directed against illegals specifically.
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@KingAdrock42 @Rothmus "They're unenforceable" sounds like a great principle to stand on. That principle means nothing in real life though. A non-compete introduces the shadow of lawsuits into the equation of hiring someone, which has the same effect on your ability to move as enforceability would.
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@CitizenFreePres I don't see Chicago preparing to swing Republican. When the time came to replace Lori Lightfoot they hired the guy that's a bigger commie than she is- the guy who's even now announcing that the city's problems are the fault of the racist right-wing.
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@LeftismForU There are certain states where this won't be a problem. I'm in Texas. There are people here that would welcome the brief entertainment this would provide. I doubt Floridians are very worried. Nice to be somewhere that it's known this won't be tolerated.
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@howserob @Harvard Harvard is run someone who plagiarized her way into a doctorate. She's upheld even so, by left wing ideologues. Whatever you think of your Harvard education, the rest of the world has started seeing it as not that impressive.
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@4Mischief The government sticks their hand in our pocket, and pulls money out to pay for the education system. This shows how much they care about actually educating. New York, you are a disgrace. You will continue to vote for the politicians that spit on you.
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@WesternLensman What all of this is, is an admission that Harris and her media protectors are ashamed of her actual record.
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@Jbanklestankle1 I have watched that several hundred times, and it never gets old.
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@Lukewearechange Is she hiding behind Trump?
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@mount_bees Glad to hear it. Here's to the rest of Media Matters following you down the drain in short order. Zero sympathy for you.
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@JohnCornyn @WSJ We need to get you a primary challenger, John. One who actually represents Texas.
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@SteveDeaceShow Scott Pressler seems determined to win PA.
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@Riley_Gaines_ Great read, well worth the time. It's a tough question but the author has obviously done her research, and makes a rock-solid case.
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@danielsgoldman @RepJamesComer @POTUS The only people that respect you are those that admire your skills at lying and your lack of any principles. How do you feel about that Danny? Are you proud?
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@ZeekArkham @nypost Ok, I'll try to explain this for everyone, since I watch a lot of internet and am something of an expert now: Everything is racist. There, hope that helps.
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@EndWokeness Please, everyone, give the FBI a break. It's an election year, and their enemy is running. They're much too busy to bother with little stuff like this.
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@simonateba Completely straight dude here- I must agree with you sir.
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@CitizenFreePres He's absolutely correct. Raskin and Goldman are two of the most sickening liars I've ever watched. It makes my stomach churn to see their like in power.
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@cspan Yeah. DeNiro is a totally credible barometer for local, domestic, and foreign stability. Been waiting to hear what he thinks about everything.
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