My top 5 book openings has to be:
1. "Things started to fall apart at home when my brother, Jaja, did not go to communion and Papa flung his heavy missal across the room and broke the figurines on the étagère"
You’ll lie, cheat, steal and fornicate as the day is long ..
but when it comes to “WIVES SUBMIT TO YOUR HUSBAND” and LGBTQ you become a Bible scholar , ehen fine boy?🥹
Currently reading 3 books simultaneously:
1. The Silent Patient
2. Starting Over Again
3. Only Big Bumbum Matters Tomorrow
Reading slump must leave me.
I love myself because once I have time, I will do that research like mad
As long as it's on the internet, I must find it
This thing has saved me so many times
Joe Goldberg is learning
I hate people who bring misogyny into football so much.
Tell me why I told this boy I don’t like Messi (I respect his ball but he just doesn’t move me per se.) and he opened his goddamned buccal cavity to say “this is why women shouldn’t watch football.”
What a fool.
Someone texted me out of the blue with "he likes me and wants to get married"
I asked why and he goes "he's ready to settle down"
I mean I don't even know you from anywhere and you're choosing me because you want to settle down and have kids? My dear, off the road✋
One of my fears about marriage is getting married to a man who's just ready to marry, and it's convenient for him. And not because I'm the love of his life.
To my fine boy, my supportive husband, thank you for the consistent support of my craft and passion. I love you so much ❤️
🎶:
@spyro__Official
@SympLySimi
I love this.
It's the men fuming for me
Always quick to say "madam,the devil is trying to use your husband and you have to fight for him spiritually".
Serve them back 💅
He needs to get down on his knees and pray. The devil wants to destroy his marriage, he needs to stand firm and fight back. He needs to hit the gym, get in shape, smell good, improve on the s£x, he needs to take note of what he is doing wrong and correct himself. At least she
@EziomaKalu
Nani boy was the 🐐 😂
If you hadn't read his book then, were you even a real reader?🤭
My sister brought one home the other day and I was just reminiscing on the good times🥰
And the funny thing is she didn’t tick any of my boxes, wonder how I got there.
She’s not thick, she’s not tall, she’s not pretty, she’s toxic, zero sense of humor, no empathy, lack manner of approach and communication.
God actually forbid bad thing 🤦🏾♂️
Nah, Cha Eun Sang is too foolish for this😂 wdym you didn't raise your head till you entered their middle
Anyways, 'The Heirs' is an OG kdrama🥰 Got the right casting and everything!
Btw, why am I just discovering Adesuwa Oman Nwokedi?
My goodness, that's an amazing writer 🤩
Finished reading "Call Me Legachi" yesterday and I'm on Ginika Bridesmaids series
I feel that sometimes ppl enjoy the idea of you, or the convenience of your presence/energy..but have no desire to nurture that. so then they expect for you to ride the wave of their inconsistencies when in actuality…hell naw. lol.
If you like don't cook for your man, if your man is my man’s friend and my man invites him over, I go use food spoil am so he will understand what is is missing at home and leave your ass for a woman who can cater to his need🙄🙄🙄 ladies steadily living in delu lu
Was seeing this guy one time that said I will have to follow his grandma to her farm.
Me that I've not been to a farm my whole life
Also said I should visit his aunt and help her with chores. All under 2 months of dating 😂
Ran for my life
😹This one can't be serious
I remember I told a guy that my hobby is reading. He went on to say I must be boring and I replied that if being an avid reader makes me boring, then I accept wholeheartedly
Asked him his hobbies and he said playing games
The way I hissed
& these women interests are usually BBN, k drama, soap operas & some other pathetic stuff that only do nothing but negatively impact your intelligent quotients.
never related more to a bridgerton character than when cressida cowper broke down in tears because she's got writer's block after only producing three lines of writing in an entire day of work.
this season was for the writers, not the lovers.
@iwriteng
Rooting for you!
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@SuperteamEarn
There are writing opportunities you can make do with for the mean time.
@thelxlxan
Quick one please, she doesn't have to be a member to win bounties, does she?
10 of my favourite books - no author repeats
1. Purple Hibiscus - Chimamanda Adichie
2. Wimpy Kid Series- Jeff Kinney
3. The Secret Dreamworld of a Shopaholic- Sophie Kinsella
4. The Concubine - Elechi Amadi
5. Second Class Citizen - Buchi Emecheta
6. Mother's Choice - Agbo Areo
10 of my favorite books - no author repeats
1. Americanah by Chimamanda Adichie
2. Dizzy Angel by Gracy Osifo
3. Bottled Leopard by Chukwuemeka Ike
4. Things fall apart by Chinua Achebe
5. Tell me your dreams by Sidney Sheldon
6. The street lawyer by John Grisham...
@jojoxcvii
I finally decided to go back to a story I was writing from last year.
I read it from the beginning to where it currently stops and for over 30 minutes, I didn't know what to write 😭
Content/copywriting has diminished my creative side ngl
'The Emecheta Collective' creator
@asangelwassayin
thank you for making me meet a sweet babe
@thorninurflesh
🥰🥰
It's always laughter and good vibes with her🥺
Goshhhh!!! 😍😍😍
I don’t even know who to crown best dressed
Between Kim Ji Won In Queen of tears
Kim Yoo Jung in My Demon and
Seo Yea Ji in It’s okay not to be Okay
Did I miss any other person?
Serves you right and may your food keep burning
May you keep sleeping off..
You burnt your food but you're blaming it on unmarried life
I hope you don't marry so you starve. Rubbish
@ameenbaba
You see that number one. It's the easiest. The idea pops in and I feel like superwoman. I quickly write down the synopsis.
Time for writing process, it becomes so difficult 😫. I have so many stories that are half way written.
3. "One night, you will calmly put a knife to your husband’s penis and promise to cut it off. It will scare him so much that the next day, he will call his family members for a meeting in the house. He will not call your family members, but you will not care. You won’t need them"