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@DerekJameson18

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@DerekJameson18
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@AlexJaySINGER When they offer you a higher salary than you wanted 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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@basicbewitch @GeoffreyTice plot twist, we're actually giving birth to a velociraptor
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@surplusvalmeal @thatpersianjew intersectional colonialism
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@adamconover "if you want health insurance, get a job" the job:
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@DerekJameson18
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@MarkTomasovic i would be constantly worried about a train coming by. Just like how I worry about pool sharks.
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@DerekJameson18
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@shoe0nhead it's a trap everyone
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@DerekJameson18
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@fagiotinii it's just a skit. it's just a skit. it's just a skit. it's just a skit. it's just a skit. it's just a skit. it's just a skit. it's just a skit. it's just a skit. it's just a skit. it's just a skit. it's just a skit. it's just a skit. it's just a skit. it's just a skit. it's just
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@DerekJameson18
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@DenyMilkshakes It's so funny how "people reacting to current events" is seen as a bad thing.
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@DerekJameson18
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@VaushV Headline: DEMOCRATS WANT TO PASS A LAW TO LEGALIZE EATING BABIES Disclaimer: Law proposed by democrats would outlaw the practice of eating babies
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@DerekJameson18
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@Bandolorian12 @pushPWRvol @ashtonpittman @AlexJaySINGER when your coworkers are cool and ur boss is nice and your yearly review goes well and you get a 10% raise 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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@CBSLA This tweet makes it seem like he's the one who caused the explosion. Very dishonest.
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@DerekJameson18
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@keyliebug @ReelingThespian Amazon Web Services (AWS) hosts a HUGE amount of websites, services, and cloud infrastructure. You're probably constantly using it if you've ever browsed the internet.
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@DerekJameson18
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@jzux it's cuz conservatism for them is less about economic policy and more about the cultural war.
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@c5nt5r__l5ft1st @matthiasellis private colleges aren't the only ones with this issue tho
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@DerekJameson18
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@anthonycwalker the key thing I notice is not that he has a checklist for who he's looking for, but that his description is devoid of what he offers
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@NMalone8 @Porchegardener @msolurin it's a dance style popularized by ball culture in the 80s and 90s
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@LolOverruled mom, they're posting war crimes and cringe in main
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@localpunkanansi @Devon_OnEarth big fancy technology (super conductors) we thought only existed in extreme temperatures/pressures could actually be manufactured super easily this whole time.
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@SuchaFACTOR @Amiroine A party of just capricorns? i think that's called a meeting.
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@TheOnePartyPat @hasanthehun @CawthornforNC i'm pretty sure spinal cord injuries can't be fixed
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@marionumber4 someone check my math, but it would have cost Sneako about $0 to not have posted that
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@PrettyBadGyal28 @Ya_TRC_Ya "i'll make the bread for us." the bread in question:
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@jennifer_kulich @notziora no, you see, you're not like other STEM Majors [derogatory] you're, like, just a STEM Major [neutral]
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@ContraPoints person: "i love my husband" average twitter user (me included): WELL ACTUALLY
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@AndrewYang I like how "out of the box" is just more of the same corporatism
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@JHWeissmann @JordanUhl The Soviets were already in Berlin when the Americans came. They just didn't want to sit it out because America knew that if they didn't do anything, the Soviets would end up controlling the lands that the Nazis had conquered and control all of Europe.
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@iRedvelvetD @BillyCorben that is a good strategy. The fact that it works both on 4 year olds and the president is saying something.
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@KnowNothingTV far left is when go fund me isn't the biggest healthcare provider
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@k_specious @Whatapityonyou they are just mad the biggest meme coming out of the inauguration wasn't a yas queen werq fashionista with an outfit that costs most working class people's entire yearly salary.
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@clownfacebitch ok but answer the question
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@DROPTHEMIC2020 @proustmalone how is this different than what trump would do?
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@robinsonmeyer like, did we forget this image exists
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@JHWeissmann @JordanUhl never forget what marshal plan money and anti-communist propaganda will make you reconsider
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@tmartin1438 @gavinbena @NathanL0lz Would the core audience who doesn't know what Among Us is know what Twitch is
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@emptyvase_ @___inCANdescent he's giving big ligma energy
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@MattLech fun fact, in order to make 1 million dollars with 50 dollars a month it would take 1,666 years
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@BlocktonMark @BernieSanders or just stop letting billionaires write the laws
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@ohio_comrade @esarhaddon__ plundering the soviet union the 4 days Kazakhstan was the only member obviously
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@HiraethPolitics @diceo sucks when your parking isn't subsidized by people who don't drive, doesn't it
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@watn_tarnation free market republicans on the side of government subsidies
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@VeganHonk666 @aarond @CNBC @CNBCMakeIt it's cuz they don't have the younger generation to help them open up PDFs around
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@hesitanthippy66 @CantGuardKyle13 @carlyyyyo Kyle not realizing he's who the tweet's about
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@_BarbieBoi_ @nicspalate1 nothing makes me happier than seeing dogs wear shoes for the first time 😂😂😂
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@DerekJameson18
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@danny_fedoruk @torilynn1016 @viknastt because your tax cut won't matter when you're rejected for health coverage because of a pre-existing condition
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@GifZelda @TitlesInMedia the way tears of the kingdom never refers to those magic tears as tears
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@jeikobuappu @fayemikah hey it's that dude who's manifest i read
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@theunap84463018 @JoeBiden why would anyone do that tho? Should we keep slavery because it would have been unfair to the people who were slaves their whole life? So we not make any positive change because some people in the past didn't get to experience it?
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@KevinJZak why yes, a bunch of young dudes out in the wild west by themselves without a woman for miles, definitely nothing gay is going to happen I tell ya.
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@vanya42nd @AnaCabrera @TheDemCoalition there's also a PR gloss with the use of the word "average". Who describes wage increases like that? and especially when $15/hour has been a key rate for the past 10 years
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@jake_gotta "who can afford that" i mean clearly the people living there can
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@globalexdee @ElyKreimendahl but all those other "cities" are basically this
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@Black24Boi @hasanthehun I mean trumps involved in shady stuff with neo nazis in this country, but go off
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@MattNCOK @JonahFurman @spangelork And you can't run a $50B company if your workers are striking
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@thembosnack Her placement in this show is wild. Will she win the whole thing? Will she be eliminated next episode? Who knows!
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@Phil_Davis_ @kylegriffin1 Imagining Mexico being more progressive than the US is like imagining water being wet
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@iBraidsOfficial mama, go earn that pay check, why you replying to some peasant account
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@AstralRosey @NMalone8 @Porchegardener @msolurin idk how they're not breaking their hips after every show. My bones hurt just watching them
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@GravelInstitute Need proof police are there to protect capital? Compare what the police would do if you stole $200 from a cash register at your job vs if your boss shorted you $200 on your paycheck.
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@AnthonyMesser @AlexJaySINGER When I get money 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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@KidAndTheCity The ones I go to still do 👀👀👀
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@PlushDogPolitic @lasergiant1 if you notice, the middle building is set back whereas the older buildings go almost right up to the property line. That's cuz of set back laws that now require this. The older buildings are quite literally illegal to build today.
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@marlacollie @MarkTomasovic pool sharks are immune
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@aniceburrito @EliotETC classmate said "what if two dudes marry just for the benefits instead of love?" as if that's impossible in straight world
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@PunchyPuffs and why the villagers reminding you how long it's been since you've played
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@evilratperson ok but can we talk about how tf does decorating a cake make you good at camouflage
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@DonnaWR8 Johnny has 3 quarters. I have 60 pennies. I HAVE MORE COINS!!!
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@HodlDepot @rekhoem @jowens510 "No it's only ok when we do it"
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@ElodRaduly @parismarx @CarlesFarr3 we have imminent domain in the US too, and instead of living in housing, people get tents on the side of freeways.
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@Dreww_Frasss @iAMdaintyyPOSH yeah if only there were a metro or something
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@c5nt5r__l5ft1st @matthiasellis um... 40k for a degree is a lot tho, even then it's assuming full time and finishing in 4 years and not including room and board.
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@computer_gay hinga dinga durgen ass name
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@PJKathmandu @maxthegirl talk about savior complex
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@kylegriffin1 I love this new season of america
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@MargBarAmerica another american in paris saying it's dirty. how original
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@PoorlyAgedStuff to be fair, video games were crap in the early 80s.
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@aidachavez remember when everyone said bernie couldn't get republicans votes
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@davitydave @proustmalone And this is how liberals weaponize identity politics.
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@JaidenW36475628 @sor1z @slvppy did you not literally read what they said?
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@zandirts it's where the vagina opening would be if your hormones were a little different
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@depthsofwiki i'm kind of surprised this didn't become a scandal after the whole tan suit and dijon mustard thing
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@RightWingCope just ask her what airplane biden was boarding when he tripped
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@LAZAR1NE Meanwhile, in Europe
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@patriottakes @MacFarlaneNews "antifa did it but also we totally are in agreement as to why the insurrectionists did what they did"
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@EuphoriTori "please let me exist and not be threatened all the time" "whoa whoa whoa there buddy, that's going a bit too far."
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@AwfulReddit using the word ephebophilia and libertarians, name a more iconic duo.
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