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if u think about it, comedy is just the yassification of tragedy
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used to fuck a guy who lived across the street from this place. the last time i saw him, he went “so, when’s this going to end?” i asked what he meant and he goes “this—the performance you’re doing. like when are you going to be normal?”
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A perfect city corner
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her hair is both blonde and brunette to represent how liam would cheat on her during the day and night
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RIVER. ENDLESS SUMMER VACATION. TONIGHT.
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accepting my award after a woman called me the rudest customer service person she’s ever encountered
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this is also what happens to the human body when ur in a one sided situationship
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Simulation shows what happens to human body in a submersible implosion
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@clownfacebitch
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and so what if i do!
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@boopyape ok well now it’s like 0-1x a week but back during the harlot days of my youth….like 3-4x?
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@clownfacebitch
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@clownfacebitch
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2 years
@WrittenByHanna hiii that’s me!!!
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absolutely wishhhh i was lying!
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@eviathanoff actually her two eyes represent how she was able to see liam’s two faces (arm candy/nasty cheater)
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@clownfacebitch
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11 months
a man invited me over to his apartment and then 10 min in sent me home in an uber because he wasn’t into it
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i slept in his twin xl……
going on a hookup tonight and he lives in a dorm…
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@hydratedangel absolutely neeeeed my own reality show at this point
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real
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she is my princess diana
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Jennifer Lawrence is the featured guest on this week’s episode of Hot Ones 🌶️
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11 months
me and the reese’s peanut butter cup i saved for after work
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going on a hookup tonight and he lives in a dorm…
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fame is a prison
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@clownfacebitch
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2 years
manager i wanna fuck just pulled me aside and asked for my insta
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@boopyape operation get you laid begins NOW!
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i sucked a guy off while he watched emily in paris for the second time
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Whats the worst thing a guy ever put on tv before yall fucked
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@clownfacebitch
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8 months
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8 months
CAST! the word is CAST!!! OPEN THE SCHOOLS!!!!!?
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2 years
he’s tired of the voice too
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Austin Butler chats with Martin McDonagh at the Critics' Choice Awards
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2 years
practicing radical acceptance
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@boopyape grindr/scruff are my go to classics 😔
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Logan Lerman and girlfriend Ana Corrigan are now engaged.
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you will NEVER be nicole kidman!!!
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Timothée Chalamet stars in a new advert for Apple TV+
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woman reported me to manager for being the rudest customer service worker she’s ever encountered
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this is what it’s like to be 24
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@clownfacebitch
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10 months
wait, if i’m running the train….then who’s running the train on me?
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practicing radical acceptance yet again this week
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2 years
joe biden needs to do something about this adderall shortage STAT! i cannot sit thru another 10 min phone call at work with a bitch off their meds!!!
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3 months
mother’s day brunch shift is now
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he sees the grim reaper in the corner 😭
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Mitch McConnell freezes again while talking to reporters in in Covington, Kentucky.
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about to go have sex with struggling comedian in his 40s who doesn’t own a bed frame 🫶🏻
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10 months
i actually never had to come out, my grandfather pulled my mom aside on his death bed and basically was like “u know he’s a lil faggy right?” and she was like “yeah” and he was like “ok, cool” and that was that. i was 6
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11 months
just got topped by a twink
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overlslept, two hours late to work, found out the man i made plans with tonight is married, no coffee in me, and i’m out of weed….diva DOWNNN
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just sucked his dick til he nut :/
man on sniffies just told me his dream is to quit his job to make “content” and when i asked what he creates he said “long form or short”
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10 months
why was she able to bounce back from a pixie cut but katy perry couldn’t 😭
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10 years ago today, Jennifer Lawrence debuted her pixie haircut to kick off the ‘CATCHING FIRE’ press tour.
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where are their girlfriends?
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10 months
just got railed within an inch of my life!
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wait, if i’m running the train….then who’s running the train on me?
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post run glow
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so many hot dads at the airport today
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got dicked down within an inch of my life in jersey city
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me at work when the gummy hits
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Mitch McConnell escorted away from cameras after freezing mid-news conference.
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mcdonald’s raised their price for a large diet coke
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IF YOU LOOK LIKE THIS DM ME NOWWWWW
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11 months
who is doing it like me?
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9 months
i love sleeping with older men bc they’ll say things like “if i saw you on the train i’d think you were straight” meanwhile i look like the reincarnation of shirley temple
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man on sniffies just told me his dream is to quit his job to make “content” and when i asked what he creates he said “long form or short”
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thinking about a man fondly—time to remove my brain from my skull, lather my hands with some cerave foaming cleanser, and wash it in a bowl
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seeing others enjoy the pleasures of life wondering when it’ll be my turn
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they are not a match 💔
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eavesdropping on first date between two twinks at the coffee shop
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can’t even hunt for a sugar daddy without getting recognized fame is a prison
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so there’s this tower in paris i would like to recreate with them….
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Andrew Garfield and his stylist Warren Alfie Baker for The Hollywood Reporter
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my freshman year roommate would play this song on a loop, sans headphones — the ONE time i asked if he could turn it off he went, “but the message is really important…” 😭
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songs that changed history
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logic literally saved lives with this song
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mascfishing today (wearing a backwards baseball cap)
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a category 7 motherquake is about to hit new york city im so serious
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Kristen Wiig hosts SNL with musical guest RAYE on April 6th.
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man responded to erotic nude video i sent of myself with, “cute!”
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man next to me on the train just took a hit of poppers, immediately pulled out a copy of ‘my year of rest and relaxation’ with one hand and started reading the next chapter with a beer in the other
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ex (who i never dated) showing up to my place of work on a date with a woman…
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thinking about the suffering that comes with desire…
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bb’s first getty images 😭
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grandmother just asked if i have any “female prospects lined up”
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me when i listen to olivia rodrigo
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so i think we can all agree that
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craving dick from a bi top
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second book from miss girl that i’ve read and didn’t like time to pack it up!
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watching porn rn and one of them goes “i love the way it sounds daddy” to which the other replies, “yeah? sounds like mac n cheese”
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this is literally me and my hag
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hookup’s cat meow’d when i asked him to slow his insertion
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10 months
oh that’s not-
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this is what it feels like to watch love is blind
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she saw the rotten tomatoes score and needed to do something QUICK!
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Saoirse Ronan in newly shared photo.
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i have another hole he can fall in…
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Nick Jonas falls into a hole in the stage during Jonas Brothers concert in Boston.
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woman sitting at the table next to me complaining that making $7000 a month isn’t enough…..
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it’s called being 24…
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i’ve dealt with this woman on numerous occasions at work and she has the NASTIEST spirit of anyone i’ve ever met
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This West Village home is insane Anyone who’s lived in Manhattan knows just how insane it is to own a 600 ESF studio or classic 6 Much less this home The carriage house and outdoor space is my favorite
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sister asked me to be an usher at her wedding— not a groomsman, lower than ringer bearer or flower girl. just the person who greets people and guides them to their seats…oh this just nasty
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man just threw his cigarette butt at me
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it’s really important to catch up with a fellow hater over lunch because it’s something that can truly be so healing
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grandmother called to tell me i’m “looking a lil thin”
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my comedy show is wednesday
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y’all don’t like sex scenes in movies bc no one wants to fuck you and u can’t relate 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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