Eddy the Ghoul
@DemonKingEddy
Followers
673
Following
535
Media
2,168
Statuses
16,185
Physics/Math university student⚛📚 Astrophysics intern 🔭Roofer🔨 Certified goon 👹 Future water wars veteran 🔫 Homes for All organizer 🏠 He/him
Vicinity of Obscenity
Joined January 2019
Don't wanna be here?
Send us removal request.
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
Puerto Rico
• 559593 Tweets
Cowboys
• 60569 Tweets
紙の保険証
• 58070 Tweets
せなけいこさん
• 39212 Tweets
Mustafa Kemal Atatürk
• 34132 Tweets
ねないこだれだ
• 32352 Tweets
不在者投票525人分
• 29071 Tweets
大阪・豊中市
• 28083 Tweets
車の中の段ボール箱
• 27506 Tweets
Efendiler
• 25325 Tweets
$ICE
• 23425 Tweets
Duterte
• 21439 Tweets
Happy New Week
• 20465 Tweets
C-295
• 19768 Tweets
#リリリエラ
• 15187 Tweets
KabinetPRABOWO GIBRANkompak
• 14557 Tweets
Langsung GASSS Kerja CEPATTT
• 13838 Tweets
コンパス
• 12598 Tweets
Bato
• 11779 Tweets
In 1986 the American Physical Society booked 4000 hotel rooms in the MGM Grand Hotel and cost the casinos so much money that the APS was asked to never come back by the entire city of Las Vegas. The physicists didn't discover some genius gambling strategy, they just didn't play.
166
4K
29K
@dieworkwear
@jacksonhinklle
Doing a phone interview with a tailor just to prove your op's suit isn't technically bespoke is next level hating.
24
257
9K
The hotel rooms, buffets, and alcohol were sold at a loss to get people to gamble more, but the physicists simply didn't gamble.
19
295
9K
@punished_cait
I speak for all college bros when I say this. If a nice lady brought us chili, not only would we demolish the whole pot, but she would never have to mow her lawn or clean her gutters again.
16
91
6K
@Sin_Salt
I didn't get a perfect score on a physics test in high school, because I wrote on my test that neutrinos have mass, but the textbook from the nineteen fucking eighties said otherwise. She said she'd have to take points from everyone else to give me points for my answer 😒
12
59
6K
@crocodilethumbs
She replied 3 hours later with a shopping list. I don't even know where to find grueyer cheese.
16
139
6K
@shaun_jen
Hey ladies, why would you date that tall, handsome misogynist, when you can date a misogynist that plays Warhammer 40k and breathes heavily while staring at you without saying a word?
15
294
4K
5
22
4K
@p0gg3rchamp
@JoshUniverse_
@amy_ydgn
@livandorder
You just announced to the whole world that you've never fucked in your life.
4
9
2K
A whole lot of physicists found this post. Stop liking it and give me a job.
10
26
2K
@GoldyRiSA
@dbslat
This joke doesn't even make any sense. You're barely a person. You're an algorithm mindlessly regurgitating words and pictures that it scrapes from twitter without any clue as to what they mean.
12
38
2K
@GogolOvo
@GMomurder
I learned Japanese from girls and they had a intervention to masculinize my speech.
6
18
2K
Seeing the bad faith reactions to Luna's tiny farm has destroyed my faith in a large part of the online left. How can I trust y'all to support black liberation when you can't even support Vietnamese rural families owning the smallest amount of land for farming?
22
113
1K
@barriedewet
@reckin_2
@EuroAmerican22
Africa has more genetic, cultural, and linguistic diversity than the rest of the world combined. It's a continent of 54 countries with 1.2 billion people between them.
3
9
1K
@GhostRMCF
@CultureCrave
@MarvelStudios
@wbpictures
@starwars
@SonyPictures
@Disney
@ParamountPics
@HBO
@UniversalPics
@Lionsgate
Bro going for gold in the dick riding Olympics
5
4
1K
@pjayevans
I used to work at a bank. Me and the boys in the money kitchen used to invent new bills just for the hell if it. The $7 bill was my favorite.
2
45
1K
8
14
1K
@butleriano
@ettingermentum
Didn't expect to see the Israeli-Yemeni hyperwar when I opened twitter today.
1
34
1K
@jenbrained
"severely autistic girls are never this abusive" I learned how to bob and weave thanks to my oldest sister's meltdowns lmao she's 4'11'' and hits like a fuckin freight train.
8
16
996
@Bruhsepheus
Overnight warehouse guys are different because they haven't seen the sun for more than 10 minutes at a time in years.
1
20
804
@keyofB_Platt
@punished_cait
We've interacted before and she knows where I stand on free chili.
1
3
828
Leftist books be like:
Table of contents
Table of contents
Forward
Forward
Forward
Introduction
Introduction
Introduction
Theory
Appendix
Appendix
Appendix
Glossary
Works cited
Works cited
Works cited
Works cited
Works cited
5
56
765
@Mista_MistyEyed
@georainbolt
@YWNReporter
"Please ratio me I accept"
Take this shit to the DMs we do not need to see your kinks on display
3
0
819
@dontallow
@Sin_Salt
The fact that they oscillate and experience time at all proves that they can't be light speed particles and therefore should have mass! Even though the mass(es) of neutrinos hadn't been measured at the time it would be ridiculous to just say "idunno prolly 0 lol ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"
2
0
692
1
0
476
2
0
477
@barriedewet
@reckin_2
@EuroAmerican22
White people: green grass in a fucking desert
Black people: not wasting water on fucking grass lmao
2
3
466
@sweatystartup
@seandsweeney
If people who provide necessary services cannot afford to live where they provide those services, then the free market is clearly not working. Unless you think brutal socioeconomic stratification is a good thing.
2
8
486
@Cpl_Dont_Know
Had to have my wisdom teeth pulled out and just raw dogged that shit without anesthesia, because it was too expensive.
41
8
486
@deemolitionT
You do not have to worry about "tankies" coming to Poland. Not even the Polish want to be in Poland
3
2
390
@Dripkasi4L
"NATO isn't perfect, but it's done very little militarily in it's history, and it's certainly never tried to invade and annex neighboring countries."
Lol. Lmao.
1
2
363
@davidlparsons
"Dump potatoes in the rivers and place guards along the banks to keep the hungry people from fishing them out. Slaughter the pigs and bury them, and let the putrescence drip down into the earth."
- The Grapes of Wrath by John Steinbeck
1
40
366
2
1
366
If a person's entire contribution to the left is arguing with other leftists on the internet, then they are not a serious person and their opinions can be simply disregarded. Hot takes are not praxis.
9
26
369
@_rawrell
The Spanish enslaved indigenous people on a scale and level of brutality that had not yet been seen on Earth. They were so filthy that indigenous people bathed them so they wouldn't stink up the place.
1
6
355
@_alialkhatib
A doctor didn't think my mom's neck pain was anything to worry about, but luckily her friend was there (and some kind of brain doctor or something) and screamed at the doctor to run test. If she wasn't there that aneurysm would have killed her.
0
2
362
@ettingermentum
You don't actually buy your first flat cap. Your dad gives you one and you put it on a shelf thinking you'll never wear it, but every year it calls a little bit louder like the green goblin mask.
2
8
344
@PunishedFredda
Looks like blue hair and pronouns leads to more children than based chad cartoons
19
4
304
@CoalaKuddle
@crocodilethumbs
-Dry white wine just get cheap kind
Oil
French bread 🥖
Celery
2 white onions
Mushrooms 🍄
0
4
311
@theoooeooo
@skatie420
"I'm still getting your impressions" fake internet bullshit. No one cares. Go outside. Talk to your neighbors. Call your parents.
1
0
307
@etherealhippie
@painyal
Or it was a funny way to protect her identity from the vultures on this site.
1
0
258
@MargBarAmerica
I live in an apartment and everyone has to check every package because FedEx mixes up our shit all the time.
2
0
259
@yugopnik
The Wikipedia page for Serfdom in Tibet is a war zone. "We have mountains of testimonials from people that were whipped half to death, records of mutilation as punishment for crime, and pictures of children being used as slaves" vs "nuh uh".
0
11
224
@RichSeviora
@dieworkwear
@jacksonhinklle
@KathrynTewson
I'm not knocking Derek. This is why I follow him. This is what I want to see.
1
1
240
@contrariandoosh
@nathanielrobl
@gbennylola
Do you just wake up everyday and decide to be insufferable?
1
4
229
@Whatapityonyou
Luke Skywalker wasn't even the hero of that movie! He was an old man mentor!
3
0
230
The Spanish replaced the practice of sacrificing humans to the gods with sacrificing humans to the mines and the plantations. The Aztecs could never dream of killing as many people as the Spanish did.
2
38
222
Material conditions absolutely determine how people develop their morality and if you think otherwise you really need to do some more examination.
Emerican Johnson dropping takes like
"material conditions determine what's moral"
and
"my morality stems from dialectical materialism"
like come on dude 😭😭
14
6
317
4
17
196
On second thought, ultras, social fascists, and anarkkkrackers (nothing but respect for principled anarchists) don't actually do anything. They aren't a threat to black liberation in the slightest.
3
1
194