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So why did you stop posting on your WhatsApp status like before?
1. Maturity
2. Avoiding billing
3. Low key lifestyle
4. I'm Still posting
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@AntiXenophobian
Na every 2 months I dey hear "what plans have you made"...as much as it's good to hear these stuffs, when it's too frequent it becomes tiring.
Abeg no pressure me
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@Adaugo_Odera
Na since 8 months now I don dey call this guy "chairman", "senior bro", "chief"...are we friends? No.
Are we cool, yes...but I don't even know his name.
Hearing all these doesn't mean guys are friends cos of these names we call ourselves
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@the_isaacmarv
Me on WhatsApp:
No profile pic
Read receipts off
Last seen off
Online off
Posts on status, no.
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@goal
In the actual context, he wants a player like mudryk, but Roma can't do a Chelsea cos they don't have money.
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@Blue_Footy
Been saying this.... sterling remains a better goal source than these two.
Hopefully he'll work well with nkunku
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Short girls want tall guys.
Tall girls want tall guys.
So who are you people leaving short guys for?
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@Wizarab10
Truth is, you can't take attraction away from relationship...it's part of it.
I remember my babe telling me I lost too much weight due to work stress and she didn't like it, Omo, dats how I started eating more until I added a little weight and she was glad I did..
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@Blue_Footy
Nobody is talking about that touch from nkunku to casadei and then the sprint to expect the return pass...elite 🔥
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@Opeyemwiz
@MargaretObi1
3 years ago, someone wished me happy birthday on the 22nd of August, I told her,sorry, my birthday was actually yesterday... only for me to go and check cos me sef was not sure, and it was 22nd August truly..since then I've not posted about my birthday till date😂
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@pope_psedo1
Me after hearing that:
*Pulls over, applies brake, skrrrrh*
"Anita, get down from my car, I said get down now!!!"
Too much Nollywood 😅
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@KEKANALMETA
It's time to block you abeg..I can't be starting my day with ur tweet first thing appearing on my TL
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@dhaboy01
Me: (sees cockroach)...
( Hurriedly brings broom or shoe)
"You must die today"
(Cockroach flies around)
Me: Jesus!! Jesus!! 🏃
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@talk2veee
Growing up,I and my younger bro always washed my dad's car, infact it was fun to us cos that's like an opportunity to warm the car before he leaves for work,and pressing that acceleration pedal was always so lit.
Even as an adult,any day I visit home, I still wash it if I'm free
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In my few years in the health sector, I've noticed men are usually the most stubborn to comply when it comes to fertility testing.
Why is it so?
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As you're doing understanding girlfriend, hope you're doing it with sense.
Make person no go waste your time and future
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Someone visited you, and then out of courtesy, you prepared a nice meal and served him/her and the person eats only the meat and leaves the food.
Would you be angry?
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@Blue_Footy
This Enzo transfer would end up like other Chelsea saga that only ended up being circulated in the media for as long as possible...we won't sign him, not now, not in the summer
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Am I the only one that thinks this month has actually been fast?
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@AmamaBenn
@Blue_Footy
Yes, he's a better goal source than mudryk and madueke.
Sterling isn't a good one v one winger.
Just needs to be at the right place to finish up chances better
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Eating bread and tea as breakfast in this country is just a waste.
By the time you reach your workplace, it has vanished from your system
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What's your favorite and worst fruit?
My Favourite: Banana
My Worst: Avocado pear
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@itsSh0la
It's not a babe something...some of us are just used to saying it especially when deep down we know it's small.
I do same to my guys, or siblings
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You people that deep bread inside tea, what is your problem?
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@DanielRegha
Pure truth, there's no justification for fraud.
I've had a friend who's mum bank account was wiped out just cos she gave out her details unknowing to her, and cos she was really not aware of how these things work.
It's funny until it happens to you.
Fraud is fraud
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@Gboye_Rave
Omo na so conductor give me and one woman change to share,and the woman no gree, na so she hold conductor shirt, me I stand close to the woman, the conductor out of vex wan punch the woman, na so punch land for my face o cos the woman dodge am.Omo 3 days my face dey in pains 😭
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Instead of going through the stress of boiling yam, then pounding it into swallow to eat soup...
Why not just use the boiled yam to eat the soup
🙂🙂🙂
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@Gilmoorre
This video made me remember when I was out with some friends, one of them started recording but her plate of food had finished, so she had to carry mine and put in her front for snaps and ended up pouring my food.
I couldn't vex as much as I wanted to
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What's that one food you've never had before but would want to try it out real soon?
Me : Amala and ewedu
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What time do you think is the best time to eat breakfast???
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We're in the second week of April, and some employers still haven't paid their employees for last month.
No genuine reasons for delay, no nothing.
It's bad o, really bad
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@aystickz
There's this sweet feeling you get after sending money to ur mom or siblings.
You go just smile anytime you remember the words of thanks from them after they've received it.
It hits different
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As a medic, my prayer is to see people living strong and healthy.
May God bring strength to those who are weak and healing to those who are sick.
Good morning beautiful mutuals ❤️
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The way almost everybody is angry in this country ehn...
Abeg try dey look road well before you cross o
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@odogwupanther
@Olamide
@fireboydml
@asakemusik
Today at work in the morning, palazzo was being played on MTV base, just the intro alone, my colleague was already singing "sungba" until he started hearing "palazzo, chicken burger...."
😂😂😂
Asake to the world,...dude is talented
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As a guy, why are you doing birthday photoshoot?
Like why???
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@Naija_PR
We just dey confused for this country...later again we'll start rushing to deposit the old notes inside bank by December.
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Have you ever met someone from chatting on social media?
How did it go???
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@_AsiwajuLerry
They're not proof anything... relationship doesn't obviously have a manual.
That's basically it.
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Did you know?
-You typically only breathe through one nostril at a time.
-Men are more forgetful than women.
-Most of the fat you lose exits your body via your lungs.
-Fingernails grow faster on your dominant hand.
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For someone like me that sweats on the palm, I feel so uncomfortable shaking people or holding hands for long.
Let's just chop knuckle please
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@mister_ade5
That's how a girl visited me, few hours after going through some snaps and videos, rain started falling, I asked her if she wouldn't start going already since it's about to rain and she said "so that's how I'll go like that? Why don't you do what's on ur mind"
😂😂😂
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I don't know if it's just me but I hate when my message is the last message in a group chat for a long period of time
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Which are you much better at?:
1. Writing/texting in English
2. Oral English
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In my whole life, I've never seen a plus sized mannequin before, have you seen???
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@kisyagi_
The saddest part is that, even when paid, it finishes in a week or so.
Then you begin to manage again and counting down to the end of the month.
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@Ziyechman
My rating from best to worst (performance related):
Torres
Morata
Lukaku
Higuain
Aubameyang
Falcao
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That phase after NYSC where you don't know what next to do, has to be one crazy phase of being a Nigerian
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There's no limit to what you can do....
But you have to keep pushing yourself.
Equip yourself with as much valuable informations you can
Good morning beautiful people ❤️
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Why do people always expect a response to these phrases;
"I love you" and "I miss you"
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@solomonjanet796
@IamGabidon
@ChiomaKJane
Shey na every guy you must dey into B4 you give a good Convo...truth is most of you can't even communicate, the only thing you guys know is "send me money "
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Right in my presence, someone just sent a girl he barely met 20k for looking beautiful.
Is this how you people do it now?
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What's that one colour of dress/shoe/hair that you can never wear outside?
Me: Red trouser
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How would you feel or react if your friend tells you that your mum doesn't know how to cook food after visiting and eating in your house?
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I really don't understand why most siblings dislike their sister's/brother's boyfriend/girlfriend
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After women, house agents are the worst liars..
Cos how is "the house dey trekkable" turning into us entering the second Keke now fgs
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Woke up thinking today was Friday.
Can this month just end please 😩
Good morning beautiful people 😍
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Some of us want to gain weight badly, but no matter how much we eat, we ain't adding nothing
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Are you also like that?
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The Easter holidays are over.
Are you going out today or you're staying indoors?
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This month should have just ended this weekend, there was no need to stretch into next week tbh
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(After waiting on the queue for 1hr to buy akara)
WOMAN: Oga, the akara no go reach you o
ME:
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After finally satisfying my cravings and then I realize I can't get my money back
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At what age did you initially plan to get married before Nigeria adjusted it for you?
Me: 30
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You're asked to skip one for a day, which would you rather skip?
BREAKFAST, LUNCH OR DINNER ?
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In your honest opinion, do you think you can handle FAME?
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Some days in church, you'll go early and usher will tell you to move front if you're seated at the back...and then when a big man comes in late, they'll tell you that's in front to go back and sit
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@AntiXenophobian
Plan wey I don tell am since o... wetin u wan make I talk again.
Shey I make I use PowerPoint to present the plans?
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Till date, nobody has told us how spoons and forks disappear from the kitchen just like that
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@AllChelseaTv
@Blue_Footy
If we bought Rice and arsenal got caicedo, we'll still complain that we missed out on caicedo...the team hasn't gelled...it's step by step, caicedo hasn't been that bad as people make him to be.
Put caicedo in that arsenal and or Liverpool team and you'll applaud him
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So my guy was gisting me that all the girls he's had a fling with were people's girlfriends, and now each time he looks at his girlfriend so many thoughts be going through his mind.
I just can't help but laugh 😂😂
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You people that post audio VN on WhatsApp status, do you think people actually listen to it?
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People that usually say they lose appetite after cooking, how does it happen sef?
Cos anytime I cook, I feel like finishing everything
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So why aren't you married yet?
1. I'm still trying to make more money
2. I'm still young for marriage
3. Ready but no partner
4. I'm scared of marriage, I'm taking my time
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Do you look younger or older than your age?
Me: younger
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@drpenking
3 months now, let me see how far I can go.
Although e get one wey dey enter my eyes
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After people that soak bread inside tea, the next people that needs to be arrested are people that do this
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After every small heartbreak:
"Men are scum"
"Fear women "
Abeg let's hear word 🙄
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