Isaac Marv✨🖤
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Life tip: When you sign up for anything online, put the website’s name as your middle name. That way when you receive spam/advert emails, you will know who sold your info.
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One thing l've learnt in my small years of living is that people know what they are doing. They know how it affects you, they know how it would feel if it's done to them, they know.
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POS and fuel attendant, una time go soon pass.
Ask nose mask and hand
Sanitizer people.
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I’m tired of pretending, what’s the use of that green net?
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I like as everybody dey pretend like say we never enter trouble for this country. 🇳🇬
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My destiny helper if I locate you by myself makachuku you won’t like it
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Actually mine is not a question ,the lady serving refreshments skipped our row
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12:00: sorry for the late replies
12:01: okay but dont do it again
17:00: i wont
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When you have mastered the act of contentment, people start thinking you have everything.
Contentment doesn't cancel desire, it cancels desperation.
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I apologize to my future son for the delay, but it's just your mom isn't replying
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(During shola's wedding)
Priest : Does anyone have reasons this couple should not be married?"
Guys that bought shola books:
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@PrincessAndor
@Khanstillday
You get sense, you come sabi book, normally your future husband suppose pay extra for your bride price.
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Once you hit a certain age, you become permanently unimpressed by alot of shit
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Send your younger siblings money today! Let them know there is a reason they gave birth to you before them.
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Nobody:
RnB musicians who knew how to sing and dance as well.
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If I see 2 million now, na to give my babe 1.9 make she use go vacation, then use 100k do data take dey view her status..
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Lagos is really wild, you can be listening to "onise iyanu" in your car and be telling a bus driver "abi olohun Fe ba ti e je"?😂🤣
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Blue Door: You go back in time and fix all your mistakes
Red Door: 10 million in cash
Which door are you picking?
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When you enter the bank and the guards overhear you singing “Bella ciao”
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Why is everyone leaving their WhatsApp profile picture blank?
Is that the new maturity update
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You hold Naira, problem.
You hold Dollar, problem.
You hold Crypto, problem.
You hold NFTs, problem.
You hold woman too, that one na mental case.
Wetin man go hold again💔
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They increase houseboy salary, out of joy he slap madam Yansh 😂
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I don't care if she's the most beautiful girl you've seen,
Don't sleep with a married woman.
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As a child that was brought up from a good Christian home, what’s your next move?
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I started respecting women the day my girlfriend introduced my own brother to me as her cousin.
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The pain of being a visitor you have to laugh even if the kid runs away with your meat 😭
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Whenever you pray, Pray for good health. Medical bills can make you poor in less than a minute.
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If you actually don't like O.B.O songs... Then you are not standing strong
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Lord the ribs you took from us are telling us we are not their types, just imagine 😭😭😭
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So broke men make you sick? But you are in good terms with your Dad?
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If 10k disappear from your account, will you notice it?
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I think women catch feelings quicker but men catch feelings deeper
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I can't be the only person that has slept hungry just to prove to my parents that I am angry 😂
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Straight to the point there’s no need for stories 🤣🤣🤣😂
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Some of you don't know you are too ugly for the attitude you give.
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I can’t wait to have it all together, but God i thank You for where i’m at now.
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I have a feeling that once you buy data from MTN, one of their staff will start using it with you, Like how can I use 11gb in one day🤕😩
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Son: Dad, I'm going on a date
Dad: Do you need some money??
Son: No, HE will pay
Dad:
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If you want a boyfriend who has a car, you will find him where you have parked yours.
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The chat was going well not until the person said????
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Treating people right is better than posting Bible verses that you don't even practice.
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Atheist on Twitter but on Sunday your mom must not get to church before you.
😂😂😂
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How much e remain for ur bank account to enter 1 Million?
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The fact that you can identify stingy people means you are begging too much.
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Always remember that a man's picture cannot be found on a beauty cream.
Check pain relief cream
na there we dey. 😂
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Delete one forever
1. Pap
2. Custard
3. Golden morn
4. Oats
5. Corn flakes
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Girls be like “I’m focusing on myself” while texting 4 dudes at once.
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Been really busy this year I forgot to marry again 🤦🏾♂️
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Nobody supports you like a social media friend that you've never met
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Don't compare a young struggling guy to your sugar daddy. Your dad failed that's why his mates are sleeping with you
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Who still has a friendship that's lasted more than 8 years?
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Nothing pain pass say TG omori use another guy instead of Malik do ayra starr video 😭😭😭
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Never wear black socks in white Af1's
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People who immediately reply to your text, are not desperate.
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In Nigeria “tell them I sent you” is stronger than first class upper.
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Girls what will you do if you are arguing with your boyfriend and he starts crying?
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My salary just enter now
If you know say nah me suppose dey work make you dey chop
Abeg send aza.🙏🏾
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Truth is that if some of us didn't exist our families would be bored asf 😂😂😂
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Even if the assignment is due in 2 years, there's a legend who will do it the night before 😂
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Thanks for checking up on me yesterday and billing me today.
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Africa school has that teacher who dresses like they don't get paid 😂😂
Name the subject they teach 😂
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TRUSTING GOD AIN’T FOR THE WEAK!! You gotta be able to still keep it together when everything around you is falling apart. You gotta be willing to stand in the paint and still say “LORD I TRUST YOU” with tears running down your face! You gotta SEE IT even when YOU DON’T SEE IT!
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Once I get money, one thing I don’t want to hear is “don’t let money control you”
When sapa was controlling me, where were you?
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Truth is that we don't really have a type but we know what's not our type 😂
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One guy asked me to help him complete his Tfare in the bus yesterday. I gave him 200 and he bought gala and Pepsi right in my presence.
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No one dances better in a bar than ladies who left kids at home with Grandma 😂😂
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Life humbled so many parents who thought their children were better than others.
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Generational wealth that didn’t start from your father can start from you too.
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You’re not a baddie, you’re just spoiling your life.
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Block your mother's slap and the entire family will hear how you tried to kill her. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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If you were offered 10 million just to watch a documented video of your life with your parents no edits, Would you pass or take the offer?
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If she glows up after a break up, you were the problem
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