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Content Creator | (He/Him) Business Inquiries: DeadPirateBrandon @Outlook .com Fourthwall: Promo Code: BOOTY

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Joined July 2018
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A promise a promise. New pinned tweet for ya, @SlimJim
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@PoliticoForYou Imane could literally give birth and the clowns on here would still argue.
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@Billieuwuz It's ok, I gotchu, fam
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@selfiegoddesss A great way to crush your child's trust and spirit by blatantly lying.
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@Bronwen85 The mold is getting closer...
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@LiquidGoth I love how he moves to get a “different” angle
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@BluebriarArts As someone who grew up in the 90s, the 90s bully’s brain would melt one hour in.
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@esjesjesj “I must have high intelligence because I am so smart”
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@WongUpdates Birds of Prey was fantastic, The Marvels was great, and Madame Web was a movie.
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@Emily_Art If one of my cats went missing and turned up 5 years later, there would be NOTHING that would stop be from driving there and getting them. 😭
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@travisakers Looks like she’s familiarizing herself with this chart
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@LibertyCappy Ima say sexism, cause 2 of these movies kicked all the ass.
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@JoCat105 I bet your birth name isn’t even JoCat.
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@EliErlick Sentient Black mold forgives you, because unlike J.K. Rowling, it can learn kindness and love.
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@roryofffilm The twist is going to be that the mutants are secretly angels and sentinels are demons. Then at the end Thanos is going to come back and say "What a twist!"
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@JoeBiden Anybody who opposes this, it's very strange. Shouldn't we want to make sure the president can't act like a king?
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@Billieuwuz Hold on, I got one better:
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@DanBoyWonder Best part 😂😂😂
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@cheryllynneaton “Well, he saves people… How about White Savior?”
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@Esqueer_ It’s wild to think she essentially acts like Draco Malfoy “Wait till my lawyers hear of this!”
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@shenanigansen This is why you always use a stick to poke in mysterious holes.
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@_pocketss New reaction image dropped
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@KACCHANISALIVE Fixed it kind of?
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@BFriedmanDC Life hack for transitioning: Vote for woman you become a woman
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@willsgardevoir The guy in the back is just "He has refilmed this 10 times, just hurry up already"
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@cosmic_marvel He will now be "Sir not appearing in this movie-pool". Put him in the credits!
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@PhysicalMedia_ I think they are going to bring him in as the official Victor Von Doom eventually
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@kiiroi_jacket Just use her prof pic
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@DeadbyDaylight God damn, I want a bright pink Ghostface. That would be peak gaming right there. Not mine, by @boxxycat_
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Production still of 2 Morbius 2 Furious.
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@drvolts When the bullies get bullied they don't know how to react
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@jondelarroz Lemme guess, you also think Captain America would be anti-immigrant and anti-poor too?
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@DanPriceSeattle Former Amazon warehouse worker here. (They are really anti-union!) Thank you for helping lead a positive change. My friend works for you and I’m proud to know him. (He’s a good guy)
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@THELEGACYOFSEGA Why would she have a mini skirt?
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@LakePoliticsYT I'm a white male. Even if she had a vendetta against us, she isn't going to do a damn thing. I wish all my friends felt as safe as I do, so that's why I'm voting for her. It's a step in the right direction.
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@OneTakeNews Please make her sell Harry Potter to WB over this. I just want her to crawl back into her mold hole and never come out.
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@stfvbro But I like being a good person. Seeing people light up with smiles by making them laugh or being kind. I couldn't be any other way.
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@JoCat105 JoCat passes the heaven test apparently
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@LinkofSunshine Same energy
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@PhysicalMedia_ "Oh hell nah"
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@TeamTrump Aren't you a millionaire? Fund your own campaign.
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@LavaGS The best thing to do, get screenshots and make a YT video. If you try to talk about it on here, you’re going to drown in bots.
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@MaestroMorgan17 Adding this to the vault absolutely unhinged things to say.
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@mattxiv Absolute queen shit right there
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@ExtremeBlitz__ Clearly odd numbers are the enemy.
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@VoiceQuills GOd damn, I thought they were. This is now painful to look at.
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@DontShowYourCat To the penalty box!
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@Pinko69420 Oh man this one hurt
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@stickermule My wife was TERRIFIED to go out in public when all the anti-Asian hate was stirred up. Remember the “Chinese Virus” tweets? That affected all Asians across the US. There was a significant rise in threats and attacks. The hate started with that clown. And this is just one
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@DiGiorno It's not delivery. Stop asking.
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@equine__dentist Is to snack on while making the burrito? Cause otherwise no
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@DiscussingFilm Civil forfeiture is a real thing and it’s abused like this too. There’s a great episode of Last Week Tonight on it.
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@vlzxero I will lose my shit if that's how the season ends.
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@rainzzap “Elsa, your powers are fire now!” “Oh no, they have become UNfrozen.”
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@samreich Is this how we audition or is Sam just looking for new stuff on Spotify?
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@Dexerto How many “woman eating eggplant” emojis before this gets shut down?
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@personalhimbo Phase 3 gets horrifying.
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Here's the future of Twitch. A completely clean DMCA version of Resident Evil 2.
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@Nortuet I see this is actually the Shreking Mires.
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@ClownWorld_ @JoeBiden It's about ethics. You how Clarence Thomas has been receiving extremely lavish gifts from billionaires? Also nobody come at me about "what aboutism" The highest courts in the land SHOULD have a court of ethics. It's literally the highest court.
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@fedalvar Reddit Mods:
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@hitsujigoods Or this can happen too
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@fuysumi Man, the rest of high school must have been boring af in comparison
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@IGN Comic book fans:
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@GenePark He had a discord account. Now everything makes sense…
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@PaletteSwapMag In the next Death Stranding, you're going to have to recover the missing jacket from some boss named "Asshole Thief" who has a tragic backstory, because of course he does.
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@RedLReviews People just see the yellow gold doom outfit and are like “perfect!” No way in heck are they doing the body swap plotline.
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@OoCPokemon I love this cat. One of the best I've seen on the internet.
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@MildlyAv3rage Isn't this in the future? So it'd be like: "You can't be skibidi toilet, that name was taken by my grandfather..."
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@ask_aubry "I saved you just as a flex, bruh."
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@JoCat105 JoCat here making me question my reality
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@FNinfluencer He didn't want to be outdone by Chris Evans
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Tonight is going to be a bit different, but just as absurd. Going live at 6pm CST, with a game made by @FlorkOfCows . (God, I missed streaming. 😭)
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@tyhategod “…and you can multi-stream it.”
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@mcdizzle17 "I don't want to spend my time making response tweets to these people" THAT IS 90% OF WHAT HE DOES
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@alexa_doodles I'm just sitting here: "Why the fuck have I not done this before"
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@TricksOfShadows "I hope you stay hype... For like a year."
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@Damac1214 Has anyone posted this yet?
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@TheFigen_ I thought this was a ghost video at first.
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@raptorzilla0710 @LiquidGoth That’s temu version “Mr Least”
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@samreich I can do $10, but you gotta stick a picture of my face in the background somewhere.
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@ricardo69745836 @otherscallmeR @SketchedBat This will be my new react image. Your name just adds so much to it
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@JoeyMannarinoUS @KamalaHarris It’s going to be ok. I know it’s hard at times, but you really should choose to love yourself instead of harassing others.
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@stacycay But what if he accidentally blurts out a secret like “I’m the person in the Chiitan suit.”
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@Brian_TJack I have a great respect for Scott Derrickson as a director. Now I have even more for him as a person.
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@theblaze I know you guys are used to just stream of consciousness bullshit, but this is REALLY normal. What you're used to is weird.
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@weirddalle I grew up with Tony Hawk Pro Skater. I thought ALL skateboarding was like this
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@Slasher Whenever DMCA rears it's ugly head, I got you covered.
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@OafMcNamara 1. Similar to Pokemon!??? Pokemon is similar to Magic! 2. Tell him to stay out of our hobby/lifeblood
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@TheRingsofPower I love it. As a fan of the books, lore, world, everyone involved has done their research. People are allowed to dislike it, but I’m seeing a lot of people just trashing it for no reason. “Bad story telling! Dumb dialogue!” It’s like these people have never watched a
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@theant02 *Someone in the MCU coughs*
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@Cat_Cosplay Hey look, @BrennanLM joined in
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@Justin_Neagle I think we all know what skin is coming next:
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@boltboutamon Is this just the ending of Netflix Castlevania?
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@StreamOnMax @HBO Time to fight the haters again
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@blurayangel Kevin: "I was told it was leaked by Brian Blenoylds."
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@bunnygirlslave A LOT of embarrassed hand holding.
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