David V. Stewart
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Western SJDubs: Uzaki Chan is pedophillic
Meanwhile in the west, at Netflix HQ...
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"Don't stop sacrificing your children to Moloch if you want a good harvest"
Yellen says banning abortion would hurt the economy
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Great thread, but that picture of the guy holding a stick like it's a rifle is something else.
A quick thread on what's happening in Haiti:
Hard to know where to begin, but let's pick 2019, the year Haiti was supposed to have parliamentary elections.
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I'm not MGTOW but the fact that the two richest women on Earth will have gained their wealth through the American divorce system should give everyone pause.
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Nextdoor is where you go to find out your neighbors hate you.
Facebook is where you go to find out your friends from high school hate you.
Twitter is where you to to find strangers who hate you.
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They work in Hollywood.
In other words, they mourn their own.
Wait I thought people were joking. Both THE MANDALORIAN and THE HULK are mourning the deaths of a child rapist?!
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
THIS IS NOT THE WAY
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Remember that they don't adapt things because they like the source material.
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@bizlet7
Negligence covers it pretty well when it's done to another person.
But what do you call it when you do it to yourself?
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Godamn my country is based
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"This game is awful but we're going to praise it as good anyway"
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We could have gotten a billion dollar Lord of the rings anime, but nooooo we have to make a cheap show by wokies
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It's all about the characters.
When Mark Hamill tweets out the picture of what the fans wanted, that is the acknowledgement of the failure.
It's why the MCU is successful.
It's why lots of fans don't like the prequels
It's why the sequels suck.
Characters are everything
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What's hilarious is that Republicans DON'T do this at all.
They also don't destroy the ring.
They hold onto it for a few years then politely hand the ring back to Sauron. Because they are gentlemen.
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Homework is stupid. 🧵
People are super gaslighted about homework and cook up lots of reasons that children should have no free time and spend their evenings working. All of them are bad.
The truth is that homework is rarely, if ever, justified.
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Womp womp
BREAKING: Austria's Salzburg and Upper Austria expanding lockdown to include vaccinated people
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An interesting thing is I've never heard Dracula discussed in any of my literature classes. Kind of like Tarzan, to the literati it might as well not exist.
To that end, the modern post-protestant bugman wouldn't understand it since it is a traditionalist Christian story where
On May 3, over 100 years ago, young solicitor Jonathan Harker arrived in Transylvania, where a living shadow of the Old World would put his modern mentality to the deadliest of tests.
An example of what I like to call: "modernity's innocence"
Want to know more?
Link below 👇
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Hoping to have a mechanic where you can change the weather by forcing children to cry before you rip out their hearts. Also I expect you can flay open fellow Aztecs and wear their skins inside out as armor. Hope that's not sold as DLC.
Play as an Aztec trying to withstand the assault of Spanish conquistadors in the first-person survival action-RPG Ecumene Aztec, launching in 2025.
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@TheManlet_King
>no reloading desk
>No Mess Boogie stack
>No CRTs
>Uncovered windows
>Bar stools next to dining table
Woman confirmed
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My favorite part of the new Dune movie is when the white savior hero wins a knife fight, and then dumps his mulatto booty call for a white princess, and all her brothers and homies choose to side with him and go fuck up the galaxy.
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Re-watching Force Awakens for a "4 years later" follow-up vid.
It's worse than I remember when there is no flashy lights novelty.
This movie could not decide what it was about.
It's just a bunch of loosely-connected scenes.
And yes, fan-fiction. Cringey dialogue throughout
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But pisses me off the most about wotc and modern d&d (and other ttrpgs) approach is the total attack on escapism.
They want to bring the real world into the fantasy world, which suggests the question, "What the fuck is even the point?!'
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Imagine not owning physical copies of the movies by now
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Apparently Dragon Ball Fighter Z is supposed to normally cost 110 dollars.
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@GPrime85
It looks like he spent a fair amount of time drawing that.
Did he spend any time thinking about it?
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Get this.
It's Treasure Planet, but in 18th century earth
and live action.
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@ada44277
100% real. 11 y/o finds the joy of twirking and challenges her oppressive family, or something like that.
I don't want to watch it even to dunk on it.
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THE ONLY WAY OUT IS DOWN.
COMING THIS FALL.
🚨Report: New York City is planning to build the world’s tallest prison. The slammer has been called “Jailscraper” The jail will hold 1,000 prisoners across a 40-floor tower.
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@godwinsongang
He held on as long as he could before being called home.
Alas that there was no true heir, and rule has been given over to lesser men.
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My complaint: companies making fantasy board games targeted to kids by making things cuddly, squishy, and cartoonish.
My son is a BOY. He likes things that LOOK COOL.
Compare the new vs old versions of "Dungeon."
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Breaking: A new Senate report concludes that SARS-CoV-2—the virus that causes COVID-19—likely resulted from “a research-related incident.” The report includes evidence of alarming biosecurity issues at the Wuhan Institute of Virology.
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Five wizards:
One died.
One went into the west bearing the ring of fire.
Three stuck around in the east and eventually delivered presents to Jesus.
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People will stan very hard for corporate fanfiction.
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Nothing is immune to the Corporate IP death cycle.
The Lord of the Rings reboot is in full swing. Warner Bros. film chiefs Mike De Luca and Pam Abdy visited New Zealand earlier this year to reconnect with Peter Jackson and discuss future films.
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Leftist art usually falls into these categories:
"Well-executed garbage" - this is most Neil Gaiman work
"Looks great with a terrible story" - the Hollywood paradigm
"This garbage is art, actually" - academia since the 1950s.
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Demolition Man was the most prescient movie ever made.
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The Fatherless "Alpha Male"
A pattern I noticed years ago.
Promotes what he perceives as masculinity, but at the same time shares his partner, takes it up the butt from other men, and is actually a violent psychotic that primarily harms those weaker than himself.
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Normal power fantasy: I wish I was attractive and rich and could save the world!
Journo power fantasy: I want to murder the internet randos who quote tweet me!
Reviews:
"I love this movie, it's so identifiable!"
A journalist takes revenge against internet commenters in the U.S. trailer for
#TheColumnist
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They texted and called every person in the county at the same time to let them know 911 was down.
Am I the only person who sees the problem.with this?
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"What if ______ had feelings" was bound to run out of steam sooner or later.
Pixar’s ‘ELEMENTAL’ is tracking to earn $28M-$38M at its domestic box office opening weekend.
In comparison, those numbers are worse than ‘LIGHTYEAR’ ($51M) and one of the lowest openings ever for a Pixar movie.
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Imagine if it actually looked like this instead of the hellish nightmare that it was.
Maybe there would have been fewer divorces.
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Holy shit they really did it, everything we said that they would do, they're going to do.
They're throwing a party on Tolkien's grave.
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A man I legitimately admire.
He lived life on his own terms and still lived into his '90s, peaking as an an old man.
"The old that is strong does not wither"
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The Scots were all nonbinary because they wore kilts.
Romans were all trans because they didn't wear pants.
Caesar was gay because he wore purple robes.
An early medieval warrior found buried in Finland with feminine clothing, a sword and jewels may have been nonbinary, a new analysis finds — suggesting some nonbinary people had high status in their community.
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There is no star wars anymore.
All there is now is a company that can sue you for making a star wars movie.
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I never imagined war propaganda could be this cringe.
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I didn't watch The Witcher series because they cast ugly women.
The 45-year-old waitress serving me fried alligator shouldn't be hotter than your Hollywood actress.
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GUYS YOU AREN'T BEING AFRAID ENOUGH
🦠 If you’ve tested positive for COVID recently and want to get the illness over with as soon as possible, there’s good news for you.
Here’s how COVID has evolved to make you sicker quicker.
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I understand why my boomer teachers loved Of Mice and Men so much:
It's about how people who depend on you are inconvenient and life would be better if they were dead or had never been born.
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"Read this Steinbeck misery porn book about killing the mentally disabled like dogs and write an essay on how great and deep it is. Aren't books great?"
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People didn't get my jokes before.
Maybe you will now :p
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Anti-homework brigade check in!
Quick arguments:
- implies the school day is too short (not enough time for independent practice)
- implies the instructor is irrelevant for remediation (why even have them? Just have kids turn in homework instead)
- distorts grades so that they
I've noticed that kids in the advanced classes get a ton more homework.
I'm on a crusade to stop homework forever, regardless of a child's education level.
It stresses kids out.
It's mostly pointless busy work designed for compliance over learning.
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Lol wut
The God of War Ragnarök Game Disc Is Not Included With Either Physical Special Edition, Granting a Download Code Instead -
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I see a bunch of people in the replies wondering why she didn't learn this in school.
Guys, schools haven't taught this in America since before she was born.
A Twitch streamer almost burnt down her kitchen in a cooking stream
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Replacing single family homes with apartments does not make a neighborhood less nice or desirable, in fact it makes it more so
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Imagine my shock that every mainstream outlet is attacking American mythology on July 4th.
They hate you and want you dead.
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2020 has helped me stop caring about movies almost entirely.
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@GPrime85
Bro all of your comics are not safe for work.
As in,
We'll get fired if people know we like them :)
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People have been rightfully dunking on old hippies turning into estaishment nob polishers, but I remember 20 years ago when the singer for BLACK FLAG of all acts turned into a giant statist whore and started doing boring, unfunny spoken word tours.
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You're off by about 20 years.
Mark Twain not only did it first but it is much much closer to the conventions of isekai.
But Barsoom is a great read!
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Man writes an entire book meticulously cataloguing the collective actions of the Baby Boomers, including 50 years of political action that benefit boomers to the expense of every other group.
The Eternal Boomer:
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"All close people must have sex with each other."
Once again they prove that thay have never had a friend and
If course adding in gay romance is an "improvement"
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Totally out of touch with the lived reality of typical people dependant on employment.
Please stop saying "You can't joke about anything anymore". You can. You can joke about whatever the fuck you like. And some people won't like it and they will tell you they don't like it. And then it's up to you whether you give a fuck or not. And so on. It's a good system.
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Sonic was the last blockbuster.
Never forget this.
Whenever they tell you that the character’s appearance doesn’t matter, remember this.
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Instead of watching another crappy adaptation of something you like, just watch/read/play the original.
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Normie answer: LOTR
Real answer: Arthur
is there any reason, other than tradition, that the default setting for fantasy is pseudo-medieval rather than pseudo-early mesopotomia or pseudo-pacific islands or whatever?
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I think the Last Jedi isn't just a hate letter to fans.
I think it's a hate letter specifically to JJ Abrams.
He pooped on every set up JJ handed him. He made fun of all the decisions of TFA.
It comes off as BITTER
It's like JJ banged his wife or something.
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Remember folks, if they can spend 8.4 billion dollars to buy the studio, they can afford to spend billions and billions of more making bad movies that don't recoup just to spite the past and YOU.
Amazon has purchased MGM, the studio behind James Bond, for $8.4 billion.
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One thing I forgot to mention when I said conservative pundits ignore conservative creators is the example of Kurt Schilling, who founded a game company. Put his money where his mouth was.
It was a decent game, too. Good first outing that "only sold" 400,000 copies at release.
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My 93 year old grandmother has COVID.
Prayers please.
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The woman in the picture is 33.
Mary-Kate Olsen and Olivier Sarkozy are divorcing after 5 years of marriage
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Oh yeah, the bad guy... Let's make him ugly with giant pimples. And fat. So fat he needs hover robots to walk.
Also he likes boys. Young boys.
Maybe I'll make him a banker, too.
No, that's too much. Cosmic drug dealer will do.
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Surely the game journos wouldn't mislead us.
Now you know how people with taste felt when Dragon Age II came out.
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Games aren't $60
Games aren't $70
They are $100 because the publishers cut them up into pieces and sell the parts as dlc.
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They really are using the same pictures
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I feel like young people "looked older" in the 1980s.
Am I crazy?
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