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@DavidPhilipos
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23 he/him, Game Developer, Currently Software Engineer and Research at UCF, Support for Elongate (d2), absolute monke
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I’m so cooked
Chat if I get her switch friend code before her number am I cooked?
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Me: “guys idk where the roller is, watch for flanks !”
My clueless elitre:
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Shooters are the straight white males of splatoon
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Hello, a lot of the splatoon community is soon going to college and a bunch of them were asking "How can I balance college life + comp gaming?" I graduated with a BoS in Game Development at 19 years old while playing comp splatoon, so I was asked for some advice:
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If luti staff was locked tf in, they would stream the div reveal announcing them one by one almost like how sports leagues announce draft order or internationals announce groups. CCA did it and it was fire
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GENERAL SAFTEY AT RIPTIDE: please stay in groups of people you know.
Don’t walk around alone especially at night.
This is particularly to kids and young ladies but also for EVERYONE.
If anyone I know needs a buddy pls hmu. I ain’t a 215lb African man for nothin
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@MissPixiSix
So am I not cooked? We played animal crossing together for like an hour and she showed off her village and she seemed happy about it
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In the replies Kass and FM are arguing over who is a worse person and this literally might be the equivalent of a “Garbage vs Trash” splatfest
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Bad matchup + lag + I’m rusty + my chair isn’t at the right elevation + my wife just divorced me + I lost my son at Kmart
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Parents are congratulating me for going 2-1 with our sets at riptide
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PACHI BABY PLS STOP SHOCKING ME I JUST WANNA PET YOU FOREVERRRRRRRR
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Yes we are we paid money equal to the price of a full game for a live service game with the promise of continuous content.
I want to make it clear that I personally am not unhappy with any of the updates. But the constant “ur too hard on them, the game is perfect!” Is awful
You are not entitled to anything regarding updates in Splatoon 3
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Looking for c*m*i*s*o*n for splatoon team logo. Pls like and retweet thanks
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@SplatDroid
It utilized the Wii-u’s innovative technology of an interactive scent blower within the game pad. Basically the smell of ash, smoke, and gas would be emitted from the bottom of the game pad whenever you would be close to a bomb in splatoon when having bomb sniffer equipped.
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Almost half the splat streams I lurk in, I see
@5hak_
being a cool dude in the chat and supporting, even small or casual streamers. That’s pretty dope imo
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@ArtiStqrling
If you feel safe, report this person to splat safety. We don’t tolerate this in the competitive community. No one should be told to “commit”, feel out cast due to their skin color, or attacked for their skill. You can also ask someone else to help u report
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@GoonRambles
She said in vc she scrolled down to my splatoon 2 hours which were 3.5k, and I have 1.2k in splatoon 3 so far……..
She can’t even see the S1 stats either 😭😭😭
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So I didn’t get to say this on stream, mainly cuz I didn’t wanna get all sappy and end up crying like an idiot so I defer to making everyone laugh.
But from the bottom of my heart thank you everyone who supports me. I’ve always felt like I’ve never lived up to…
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Chat if I get her switch friend code before her number am I cooked?
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HI KEVIN takes 3rd Place at LocalHost Philly with our epic reverse sweep on stream!!
@DavidPhilipos
aggro jr monke
@ToddEffinHaley
DISTRACT LITRE
@SwampertRocks
Yo I got 3
@kevinftw17
Crab rave
Shoutout to
@Magic_Octo
for running one of the best and most fun tournaments ever
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(2/2) After so much hard work, struggles, and prayers- my dream is finally coming together. At 20 years old I am officially a video game programmer for Razor Edge Games. God is great ✝️
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@stormttek
@huntresswiz
There’s even less of an excuse now to peak it since it can only shoot 3 shots so it’s easier to tell when it’s finished or if they are holding one more shot.
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I’ll never forget the day where I did a pickup for a tournament with Kass (didn’t know who he was at the time) and our first game was against Artic Moon. I popped 7 armors, 9 kills, 1 assist, and 2000 more turf than Kass and he said I sucked and he rage quit
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This guy was an absolute turbo thunder giga chad at ltc. I need this guy to just follow me around in life and hype me up for work and gym and stuff
Two years ago a friend from across the pond unintentionally bestowed upon me a nickname: The American Hype Machine.
This past Sunday, I showed why.
From Low Tide City (
@LTCesports
) 2024, Splatoon grand finals
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Like and I’ll be honest but kind and say something nice :)
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I know I lost, but I think that was some of my best gameplay and it was on stream. I’m rly proud and considering everyone bet against us and we took a game and I had some insane plays idc im happy with myself. Ggs baha lio umbre cytrus I won’t lose next time
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EVERYONE MEET MY BABY HER NAME IS PEPPER TELL HER U LOVE HER
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I hate monkey being a slur against me and other POC. I love monke. I liked and retweeted the leafi tweet since I had no other context and I saw cute monke on timeline. Just makes me sad. It’s weird to associate animal with race I just wanna enjoy fun and beautiful animal
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Firstly, mental health is key. And that's achieved by a healthy balance between everything. You cant just procrastinate like in hs and chill more often than not. But you also CANT overwork yourself. Mental health breaks are important.
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Im making a new team called Frozen Internet sponsored by Spectrum Internet
req:
have Spectrum
Not use lan
Get as far away from ur router as possible
have perfect rng
dm if interested
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so we are making a documentary about this right?
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Splatoon player tries to NOT be super pretty challenge (impossible never been done)
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Person: wants to be a part of the splatoon comp community.
also person:
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REESE'S PUFFS IDK WHO YALL ARE BUT ILY MUAH if yall are going to ltc or momocon or riptide i will buy u boba and a smooch
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@Chase_247_
Ngl I thought it was kik which is why I was so confused when people talked about streaming on it. Kik brings me back to cringe middle school days
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@Charger_spI
If it makes u feel better, I’m a Div 2 player and when I played with them a few years back they hard threw my matches and went giga negative and blamed ME and I am not the only high level comp player that has that experience. This person just sucks
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Apparently a doc is going around about me. I have apologized before to Krissy about things that went on, she also apologized to me and I thought we were on ok terms. I hope anyone who read the doc can use enough common sense to see both sides
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I got 49.9% voting for +3. Anyone who downvoted me, feedback is rly appreciated :)
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Jobs not done, but I’m rly happy I met these people in and out of the game
Secret Elixir went 5-0 against Golden LemonBerry this week in quarter finals! Looking forward to Semi-Finals next week!!! 💪
@jer_spl
THE goat
Brendon: 9-14 .52 gal
@DavidPhilipos
Zip zap
@sleepysota_
Bucket strong
@Kurta_Pew
Go top right
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Yall ever be taking a dump so bad that u gotta pause the video ur watching to lock in? Pray for me yall
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Next person to come at swaussy or kris or any of my friends sideways can face the wraith of a 220lb African ice hockey player and that’s on me
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@_keikoKitty_
Idk all im sayin is shooters got so much privelage. The balance team will never let them not be hard meta 😭
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In order to have a balanced schedule to not overwork but still be efficient- you have to plan and be FLEXIBLE with your plans. Have a calendar with due dates, break large assignments down into daily tasks, and make sure you have extra time.
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Thank you
@CarrotSwitch
@kayleighkayy
@deltajordanm
@EpicSonicLatios
@moon_bIume
@AvreltheTeller
@Amo_Tachi
@Geenie7_
@klover48
@Bane_linz
@dreamtheme_
@_marumarruu
and OutofOrder. Honestly I may have forgotten cuz so many people and it’s overwhelming, never had this in my life
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@IconicSplats
I didn’t say anything negative about white people. I simply compared them to a weapon class in a video game for children that I main as stated in my handled. I also brought up 2 other groups that you looked past. You openly projected the racism.
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I’m gonna sob watching my beautiful sister walk down the aisle
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Their expectations. People believe in me and I always feel it’s poorly placed. It feels good to deliver something. Only a few years ago I was completely alone and couldn’t conceive the idea of this many people showing me love and support.
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I cannot stress how important that the schedule needs to be flexible. You need to understand, u cant plan up till 11:59 pm. You WILL run into problems, u will get stuck on something, life will get in your way. heck, maybe u need an unexpected breather for a bit.
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First off this mitigates a lot of genuine issues that are caused by adults, yes even the super childish seeming things often has 18+ humans behind them and srs things like u obv have to be adult to be pdf file. Second, I wasn’t a bad human as a teenager. No tolerance for it
both the smash & splatoon communities are frequently inundated with drama & bullshit because most of them are literally teenagers, or stay in a teenager level of maturity for many more years because they hang out w/ teenagers
dont let it drain your energy more than it needs to
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Imagine watching people mald in real time over their div or watching a fire group get revealed for us all to get hype over
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You don’t?
why does he have sweet baby rays bbq on the decorative shelf
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Feel free to ask any questions. My studies were accelerated so I finished my full degree in 2 years so it might be kinda different, ESPECIALLY cuz of my degree choice. But there are still a bunch of things I wish I knew that would help anyone. Also, religious advice at the end
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I JUST WON PADDLING POOL!!! I DONT EVEN THINK I WAS CARRIED THAT MUCH broooo I’m so happy I got results I knew I was good enough everyone who thought I wasn’t was wrong YESSSSSSSS
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Am I missing smthn or were the TOs just not on it fast enough and the site crashed and one team is randomly catching flak for it?
Thread of tonight:
Firstly I want to apologize to all teams tonight for SOS for not rulebooking the other team to finish the set quicker due to DC issues. Other team had a dc first game, we reset and it happened again and we played it out. 1/4
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I think all the replies and quote tweets from the oh so positive casual community further proves my point that the toxic positivity of casual splat is way worse than the competitive toxicity (which still is a bad thing)
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@LinkMountaineer
@jullin161
@Linkus7
No no, nooooo. No. That’s not programmatically correct. Memory leaks are NOT acceptable in AAA studio games, and a game should not be ran on hardware that would overheat due to running the game for that long.
This is NOT an issue for professional studios and well made games
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Guys my worst nightmare I just opened toilet lid and there was a giant bug in there i hate Florida i hate Florida I hate it here so much nothing here but agony and loneliness and white women
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@Kiu_bee
At every level, most likely your opponents would not have rescheduled last second. People live busy lives and if everyone agrees on a time and everyone sets aside that time to play, it’s not respectful to expect to be able to reschedule last second
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You will quickely stop being productive if you dont balance health. Exercise may be a bit hard to find time for, but even fresh air and walks are good and necessary. u NEED ~8 hours of sleep. no, u CANNOT manage on 4-6 hours. 3 healthy meals too
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This was one of the best times of my life. I can’t describe how all of u make me feel. I centered my life around game dev and seeing you all is what keeps me going in life. I love you guys so much. I couldn’t bring myself to say goodbye in person from all my tears.
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Does anyone else get physically sick when they are heartbroken? If so what do u do to recover so u can work n stuff
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This is targeted
people dont take advantage of mobile orders enough. you can name yourself literally anything why r u putting down “david” put like, freddy freakbear or some shit
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Merry Christmas everyone!!! And happy birthday to the stinkiest gift ever I love you so much pepper you mean the world to me
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@Shinxed110
@GUSplatoon
Bro are our teams starting a rivalry rn? Dude let’s go. Yeah Gus ur team SMELLS BAD and tri slosher more like die slosher cuz u die a lot
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If you arent managing your time, u will find yourself losing a lot of sleep and being less and less productive. u will find yourself behind. I know, cooking and healthy food is both expensive AND time consuming. but dont do what I did. DONT eat fast food all the time.
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"❤️" this tweet and I will write something about you most likely telling u how cute u are
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