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u literally had the chance to wear a stunning pink saree a sexy blouse BEAUTIFUL BLACK LUSCIOUS INDIAN HAIR and look like the reason behind every man’s heartbeat in a 90s bollywood film….
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Teacher in school: You will never amount to anything in life
Professor in college who was best friends with Satyajit Ray: do you want to have a cigarette with me
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@n3at3r
” “pu$$ysl4y3r” tum logon ke usernames aise kyu hain tumhare maa baap tumse pyaar nahi karte kya
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can brown boys stop saying the n-word??? the only n-word they’ll ever be is nalayak
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when i’m having a good time with my friend and then he says something that is capable of coming out only of a man’s mouth and being conjured up by a man’s brain
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today i saw a very pretty looking girl w tired eyes. she was one of my therapist’s clients. told my therapist that i think she’s pretty and my therapist dared me to go tell her that. so i did, and holy shit her face lit up with the brightest smile ever, it was so beautiful.
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Just because you’re ugly and smoke cigarettes doesn’t mean you are Sartre. you are rahul chawla a student of delhi university. that is your reality.
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one thing about me is that i will go through the most soul-wrenching, devastating experience of my life and still be convinced that everything will be okay soon, that i will learn to live again soon and that i will learn to laugh again soon
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NPC brain: i need to do a master’s after my undergrad :)
Sigma brain: [cigarette in mouth] i will to kill myslef at 23
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me watching a person say “the feminism leaving my body” when feminism never existed in their body in the first place
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sis we finna get em acche din and that’s on periodt mitro!!!
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11th and 12th grade was the most unserious time of my life for me bhai
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a failed suicide attempt often results in a literature or philosophy major
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is it just a pune thing or college or an adult relationships thing where all relationships are just very transactional and surface level and u can’t trust anyone enough to confide in them because everyone’s just looking for ways to use your vulnerability to their advantage
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neither funny enough for twitter nor pretty enough for instagram 😎🙏🏼
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sorry for the lack of coherence in my tweet but holy shit u could’ve looked like miss universe 1994 but chose to look like the random white person in a desi wedding
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before u post the thirst trap… think about ur 6.4 gpa
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late eighteenth century sculpture(s) of the female anatomy titled ‘the anatomical venus’ — deprived of dignity even in death with “hideously beautiful, orgasmic” faces, their humanity is reduced to an object of desire.
y’all what is a painting or other work of visual art that never fails to destroy you every time you see it because BOY I’ll start:
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why r these fakewoke vsco girls on my ig always only posting about american politics (if they ever post about politics) that the american influencers talk about but won’t speak a word on the plethora on issues that india is facing
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Mom: Ye kya hai tu baarvi fail kar gayi??? kya kar rahi thi din bhar ??
me: Won’t expect you to understand but let’s bring in some Foucault here.
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the best part of being a girl is turning into your father
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love how math teachers have to go all out to make people believe that math isn’t that detestable of a subject but english teachers simply have to open their english books, read poems with a heart full of love and become the students’ parental figure. speaks a lot about society.
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“whimsical gothic queen” and it’s literally the kind of top that a newly married bahu wears on her honeymoon
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boyfriend is such a cringy word??? sir you’re my love interest this is a movie and i’m the main character
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thinking about starting an ig meme page only to post the unnoticed bangers tweeted here so that they get the attention they deserve no mf cap
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5’6 but my attitude 0’0 because i’m an insecure piece of shit
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omg i can’t believe you have a DIFFERENT taste in music and it’s not the ELITE music i listen to because people are obviously NOT allowed to like other things and appreciation for music is NOT subjective at ALL.
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why do dads cheat on moms just get a divorce and don’t prolong our trauma lol
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responsible motherhood to ensure this never happens
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you guys are all for body positivity but will also go on to make fun of small dicks??? and nobody says a word about it because of how normalised it is?? hypocrites 🥴
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The “man who fumbled you once and now watches your story in silence” meme is just so real tbh they be too scared to even like ur stories but somehow every year at 12 am sharp it’s “happy birthday ❤️" followed by the driest conversation of human history
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I feel like everyone lies about finding this movie good because of some weird cultural nostalgia thing and i’m saying this as someone that literally managed to like STUDENT OF THE YEAR
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pune food is objectively mediocre sorry. i feel especially sad for people who were brought up in delhi and have come to pune and are being subjected to its shitty and overpriced food.
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so like. a normal person
Demisexuality is being perfectly fine with a 2-year “dry spell” when single and having the sex drive of a teenage boy when in a relationship
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sorry for being average-looking i didn’t do it on purpose
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Mard sirf apni pasand ki ladki ka cringe behaviour post-ironic way mein interpret karta h
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are you even *insert ethnicity* if you’ve not *insert non-witty generic shit often associated to aforementioned ethnicity*?
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do female standup comics rly have no jokes other than “haha bra boobs sex men come in one minute and can’t find my clit”??? bruh
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i want to hug each of the girls that were objectified in that trash of a gc and let them know that they’re loved, and none of them deserved any of it. and as for the guys that were involved in it, burn in hell. i’m truly disgusted.
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15-17 year olds are literally RUNNING this app what are these boomers talmbout 😃😃😃
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oh to be a skinny bitch w a snatched waist who looks good in everything
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girls do you think parents know about the jet spray thing
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bitches have “wanderlust 💫” as their bios but the only place they go to is pratham sir’s tuition on their activa
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fascinated by this new surge in the use of the bimbo dialect. “i m 2 Pretty 2 b talkng in a structured and Coherent way … ^-^ <3 “ that is interesting. i love the emptiness of your mind
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my friends may get over the hurt that certain men have caused them but i never will. on their behalf, i personally will be plotting their downfall and wishing nothing but misfortune upon them for the rest of my life.
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Each “literally me” post you make serves as a poignant reminder of how uninteresting, forgettable and generic you are.
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ok 30 likes and i’ll do a face reveal today and this time i won’t delete it
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“what are you planning on doing after your degree” what if i told you i have a bomb strapped to my chest
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smoking alone in this cold balcony on the 8th floor of a building and i can faintly hear subah hone na de from the room of some people partying
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if i had a boyfriend i would simply ask him ”do you actually like me” everyday until he stops liking me
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“no worries!” (i am going to remember this for the rest of my life)
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need to scream MADARCHOD into a mic in a public setting and then quietly walk away like nothing happened
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people r dying?? i don’t care. mumbai and delhi fight doe??? omg i HAVE to prove that vadapavs >>> omg SHUT UPPPPP it’s golgappe not pani puri 🤢🤢🤢 SJJSSJ JEVLIS KA madarchod bhenchod these are the only two cities in the country 😌✨
ppl dying??? don’t care ❤️
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I have such a heterosexual man mindset when it comes to my emotions
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when i dye my hair i want to make a transition video but i respect myself too much to do that
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if we stopped speaking and fell apart for whatever reason, you are under no moral obligation to wish me on my birthday and start a conversation with me. we stopped speaking for a reason and i would not like to have my life ruined all over again. thank you.
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yes i’m a SIMP
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P predator hu 🤩🤩🤩
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we really, REALLY need to bring back shame as a concept.
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(class spoiler!) that scene where faruq puts a photograph of himself in dhruv’s wallet knowing their paths will never cross again and that their romance is doomed forever just killed me on the inside lmaooooo
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why did i stay up till 3 am watching strangers arguing with each other online
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my name is anushka and mujhe nahi pata virat kaisa hai poocha band karo 😃😃😃
My name is Pragati and my surname is not maidan please grow the fuck up
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don’t bring politics into someone’s fucking death. don’t have anything respectful to say then just don’t say anything and let others mourn in peace.
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i hate seeing those reels that are like:
“🕰🚬 books that’ll be your
pathway to the dark side,
forever changing your mind 🕯🏹”
and it’s just 1984, nausea by sartre, some feminine rage ass book written 2 years ago, the occasional dostoevsky and donna tart lol
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this “love is just chemicals in your brain” and “life has no meaning” lot is so miserable and annoying lmao
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if this tweet gets 30 likes i’ll show u guys boobs really hard
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what do you think of people who casually flirt with everyone
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People will make fun of Rahul Gandhi and then say their favourite character in succession is Kendall Roy
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every single sydney sweeney boob joke has always disgusted me you guys are weird as fuck
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Jo bhagwaan aise logo ko indian express aur the hindu mein kaam karne ki opportunity deta hai woh bhagwaan mere liye kya kuch nahi kar dega
Ok hear me out: what if we stopped making fun of Gen Z for taking photos in art exhibits? What if we stopped mocking them for not engaging with art "meaningfully", and instead started questioning where our notions of "meaning" come from?
I wrote about it:
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always having a little bit of kajal smeared around my eyes is a part of my exaggerated swagger
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if a girl has been nice to me once i just take care of her whenever i can for the rest of my life
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“do you like being on top or under them” i would just like to be enough
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some of the most miserable people i’ve had the misfortune of meeting are those “friends” that constantly compete with you over literally everything. always using passive aggressive remarks towards you, sarcastic compliments on your achievements, constantly scrutinising themselves
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u ever see an attractive but boring personality person and just KNOW that they’ve been pretty all their life and never had to even try to make people like them hence they never felt the need to build an actual personality
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your screenshots of unnecessarily rude texts to men on dating apps aren’t funny just saying
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i know i call you bro but i made a 100 song playlist of songs that remind me of you
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