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I do not buy Apple Gift Cards. I work to help companies grow their businesses and increase turnover. Write Tenders. Proud Father of an incredible autistic son.

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5 months
@georgegalloway @FCDOGovUK Of course he must. Undoubtedly, now George, we will see an even bigger effort in Parliament not to call you so that matters such as this cannot be given the exposure and accountability they should and must have!
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@J2onyabike oooh, well done! I like you 😁☺️
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@il0venostalgia From Jimmy Webb's Wichita Lineman, "And I need you more than want you. And I want you for all time".
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@georgegalloway George, I cannot say, hand on heart, every word you have uttered, I have agreed with in the past, however, since your return to parliament, there hasn't been much that I would not agree with and it is absolutely clear that so many in parliament genuinely fear your ability to
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@BladeoftheS Yes. Never did I think I would ever say it or feel it. If I could, I'd run away to Sorrento, Italy and live out my days there. Very depressing in your 60th year to want to be anywhere but where you were born.
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@BladeoftheS Yes, amongst other things. Her utter contempt for the people working for the Post Office and now, her utter contempt for public feeling is just so typical of the times we are in. 🤬
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@rickygervais My two brothers, 5 months old, just a few whisps of white under the chin. Quickly establishing themselves as "the management" in the local area 😁
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@ArchieHall Great news! Brightened up a rotten Monday no end.
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@ReneeLibby95084 Once upon a time, there was a thing called crypto. It was not a scam and everyone lived happily ever after. The end. 😁
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@lisareality1 Job done! I laughed so much, it hurt 🤣
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@georgegalloway It's truly just down to you now George to put the cat among the pigeons and give us a meaningful alternative.
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@susie_dent President of the Royal Horticultural Society, Keith Weed.
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@georgegalloway We need them gone George. My application to be a candidate for your party is in!
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@georgegalloway @10DowningStreet I waited and waited for you to be called just to watch you wipe the floor with him. 🤞 for next time.
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@blondehunx Do you get called Lily?
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@georgegalloway @10DowningStreet @MoatsTV The REAL boss from across the pond, coming to give little Rishi his orders for the next quarter and the date he should call a General Election.................hopefully soon 🙏
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@DavidMartell964
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@tonyblackburn Congratulations Tony! You've been in my radio all my life, I've just had to chase around the stations and there you are. But of course, for the man who kicked off Radio 1, it should be "Sir" Tony of the Blackburn 😁
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@juneslater17 Right on the button June, as always 👍😁
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@70s80s90sKids "Sir! I've got a note"!
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@raekennedy_ 😍😍🥰🥰
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@BladeoftheS Italy, Sorrento, cause its bloody lovely 😍
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@kelvmackenzie Lets just hope that things can better than they were back in January when this happened.
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@RachieRach429 and TGI Friday I say! 🥰
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@tonyblackburn Congratulations Tony! I'm so happy for you, so richly deserved. I got quite misty eyed remembering my childhood listening to you on the radio with "Arnold". Great memories, thanks Tony 😊
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@JasonManford Uptown Funk, Crazy in Love, Shake it Off, Sex on Fire.
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@seanonolennon Absolutely! I often feel I'm fiddling whilst Rome burns around me. My son doesn't need to know how shit things are, he deserves fun, a childhood and sometimes, you just have to let it all go and enjoy 😁
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@AlbaTimi Quite a few English do too! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿👍
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@il0venostalgia Princess Diana, 1987, Marks & Spencer, Kensington High Street. I was buying a sandwich and became aware of a "presence" beside me. Just blurted out that the cheese and tomato was very nice. She smiled. I think she bought egg and cress. Had a detective with her.
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Mind Games -The Ultimate Collection Deluxe Box Set. Congratulations to @seanonolennon and all those involved in making this happen. Just like The Beatles - Get Back, this collection has brought out a new perspective to the music and its inception. Every aspect is absolutely
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@Himself132 If the polls hold and reflect a holistic national trend, then no, they will not. I try not to think about it because it is just too delicious! 😁
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@MaisieAdam Oh that's given me a real giggle, thank you 😁
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@seanonolennon NEVER underestimate Russia. This diversion and Macron's actions are deeply disturbing.
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@DYSONlife4real So, having discharged yourself, how are you now? Things getting better?
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@JujuliaGrace Politicians of all political colours have repeatedly let us all down with their policies and attitudes towards the NHS. They have consistently failed to get to grips with the real issues by having an honest dialogue with all of us about a long term solution that probably,
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@mrjamesob I wouldn't mind a go James and I'm prepared to change my name to Agatha Trunchbull if that gets me the gig 🤣
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@DYSONlife4real Noooooooo, im the twat....hello 🤣
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@Johninpompano The Prime Minister can call the next General Election any time between now and 17/12/2024. This is exactly five years since Parliament first met after the last General Election in 2019. If an election has not been called by this point, Parliament would be automatically dissolved
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@richardosefton I can't say, I would be arrested 🤪
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@jayrayner1 Table for one here 😭 Tis the only variance to your observations though 😁
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@il0venostalgia Big Daddy, Mick McManus, Giant Haystacks and Kendo Nagasaki.
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@lennonswalrus I think George would be diplomatically neutral on her music. John would love it.
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@supertanskiii Jesus H Christ! I had no idea he'd written this.
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@Hplayspiano It's going to be a scorcher Harriet. Tomorrow is supposed to be the hottest day of the year so far and tomorrow I hit 60. 😎 🥳
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@il0venostalgia My youth 😥
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@estellecostanza And why is it that these types of people always seem to materialise at airports or on public transport? I'm sure they'd do it on the fucking plane if they could!😡
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@benonwine John Lennon
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@johnlennon Oh! To be spending a day out with John Lennon, in 2024, how I wish. I'd probably suggest we start by visiting a quirky, vintage record store. I can just imagine John flipping through the vinyl records, critiquing the modern pop scene with witty remarks. Then, we'd head to a quiet
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@itvpeston @Peston @AnushkaAsthana @RishiSunak @ITV Clearly only coming on to talk about those topics for a relatively easy ride. Robin Day, Eddie Mair, maybe even either Dimbleby or Marr (if he stops constantly interjecting) and Emma Barnet would say "stuff that agenda" and delve much, much deeper. Come on Robert!
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@prodnose These sorts of scenarios fascinate me and are so difficult to answer but..... Get Back Strawberry Fields Forever Here Comes The Sun I Feel Fine A Day In The Life 🤷‍♂️
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@karenfthompson I took mine in 1976 also, much to the disgust of the examiner, on a Raleigh Chopper 😁
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@BladeoftheS God, I want this lot gone!
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@maypang Always interesting to be reminded of this happening. Slightly less interesting to be reminded its 50 years ago 😁. I wonder if he was thinking of this when he wrote, "there's UFOs over New York, and I ain't too surprised" on Nobody Told Me 6 years on?
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@BeatlesEarth Blackbird
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@Classicbritcom The Sweeney, every time. "Put your trousers on twinkletoes, you're nicked"! 😁
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@SophieLGranttt Have a very big hug 🤗and a..........
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@supertanskiii Having Angela as Deputy Prime Minister is just so delicious. 😁
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@charliersmith1 It just gets better and better. So very happy for you, wife and family. However, would it be possible to indulge my nosiness and tell us what the green drink is? 😁
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@Hplayspiano Phwoar! Gorgeousssssssssss 😍
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@juneslater17 I worked for many years in managing Apprenticeship contracts, right back to when they were first re-launched as 'Modern Apprenticeships'. Over the last 28 years, I have seen the continuing decline of funding and clear disincentives for employers to embrace these opportunities.
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@BeatlemaniaUK I think it's true. From what I remember, he and Yoko were planning to arrive in Liverpool on the QE2 and there was talk of a tour too.
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@hannahlbr Ooooh, chippy tea on a Monday? I very like you 😁🥰
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@Peston Sunak also thanks Peston and his team for this attempted distraction from the Covid enquiry and the opportunity to maintain a media visibility without being brought to book on so many things, I've forgotten what they all are.
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@juneslater17 Thanks for the idea June, I can do the same in the bra I wear everyday now (ever since my wife found it in the glove comparment) 😁
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@charliersmith1 You rock Charlie! Looking very cleansed. Great smile too, keep it up, wishing you all the very best.
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@JVMonte2 As others have said, Genesis immediately springs to mind, but now I have to incur the wrath of the Peter Gabriel fans. 😵‍💫
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@il0venostalgia Ooooh! I'm a baby boomer 😁 Made my day that has, I'm off for a G&T! (Any excuse)
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@il0venostalgia Three (3), BBC1, BBC2 and ITV (Thames Television). Our TV was just like the one in the picture too. First colour broadcast I saw was Coronation Street, Elsie Tanner putting on her lipstick.
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@supertanskiii You're so right. I've never known times of despair like this. Even under Thatcher in 1981, there was still some semblance of life, although it was pretty bleak. The longer he waits, the more rope he is giving him and his party. We should have the GE ASAP. Thomas Jefferson got it
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@savororaidh It's just so heartwarming to hear that in these batshit crazy times, something lovely still happens.
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@ripley_rachael Looney Tunes/Merrie Melodies - Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner.
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@marianabrickman I remember John commenting that he would wait to see a picture published and the look portrayed and then deliberately change the look so to throw fans off-centre a little. This pic from early 1980 was published in the UK initially by the Daily Mirror who ran a centre spread
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@supertanskiii I'm paying attention and will never forgive them, ever! 🤬
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@karenfthompson I know it's your first day's off for a while, but of course, the question currently echoing around the Nation is...........Will Karen be baking at home? The country is in the doldrums Karen, we need some cheer 😁
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@Mike_Batt I was.....and it was a little bit frightening
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@juneslater17 I just love reading your tweets June, long may they continue 😁
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Blimey! 60 years crept up quietly. I'd better get my bus pass 🤣
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@NoContextBrits The chocolate cream can be gone. I can't stand it.
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@tuckwell_steve A campaign for more health care services and easily accessible dentists might go down better? Best leave the opening of new catering outlets to the market forces of the private sector. Unless of course......state owned, subsidised fish & chips? Would be a supplement for all those
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@karenfthompson "See you later dear and when you come home tonight, try not to be so snappy"!
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@Ottojizzmark Aunties Callus (yep, it's an anagram)
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@charliersmith1 Thank you Charlie for the courageous way you continue to raise awareness, I'm so in awe of you and how you are putting it out there. Wishing you all that's good. 🙂
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@BoyGeorge But does it mean that they are not quite sure when it happened so they are just hedging their bets?
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@seanonolennon Oliver used to live quite close to me, a lovely man. Sadly he moved away when he was finally barred from every pub in the area where we lived 😁 Such a great character. Many a happy memory drinking with him and Edward Judd.
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@Hplayspiano Happy Sunday Harriet! Have a great day 😀
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@ripley_rachael Lovely 🥰 I will send one from the Cricket on Thursday when I'm there 😃
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@jessphillips The victorians had quite a few, bizarre "cures" for things. These include: Arsenic for Anemia, Laxatives for Chickenpox, Strychnine for Constipation, Chloroform for Hiccups, Inhaling smoke for Asthma, Bloodletting for Nausea, Cold douches for Insomnia, Belladonna for Colic,
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@DYSONlife4real I haven't seen those for ages
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@NoContextBrits At Billy Connolly's suggestion, the theme from the Archers 😃
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@70s80s90sKids Red Salmon, Brown Bread, little thinly sliced cucumber. Sunday afternoon, great film on tv, G&T in hand. That is all. Nothing else needed.
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@charliersmith1 That is the best thing I've heard all day. Sending tupperware and hoping you will save a slice of birthday cake. 🎂 😉😁 Have a fantastic day, love to you and all your family xx
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@AvonandsomerRob I have to say, my car has seen better days and has consistently failed to live up to expectations, especially on the M4......
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@ShaykhSulaiman There is a conspiracy in parliament to prevent George asking the prime minister a question. It is vlear they all fear the impact he will have and that the strength of his convictions and personality will eclipse all those who will be seeking election and power soon. There is a
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@landofthe80s John Lennon
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@JasonManford There must be no apology for this. Might be for other things in time but for these descriptions it's a..................
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