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@DavidJav9954
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6 months
Very sureal moment, having a crack with Tom Piatak before he asks me to climb the statue and put a blue hat on it while my son gets a selfie with Joe Garner, only at @officialcufc @CastleSportsGrp #cufc #BstandBlues
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@DavidJav9954
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@FightHaven Maternal instincts going prehistoric with a bat 🤣
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1 year
@AkanKwaku So refreshing to hear such honesty and straight forwardness from a former/current politician, especially one talking about their own party. 👏👏
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@DavidJav9954
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2 months
@moorecouture1 @DoNoWatchVids Please never drive 🫣 or if you do, stay in America 😂
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@DavidJav9954
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4 months
Possibly the loudest away fans this season even though there was less of them than we've had. Fair play to them. As for the match, usual crack....we play better, concede 1st and go to shit. Its pointless watching the match after we go a goal down #cufc @officialcufc
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@DavidJav9954
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1 year
@simonharris_mbd United fan here, people off Merseyside have more right than rest of us, but northerners as a whole have every right and reason to hate the royals and the tories. People ask me why I go mad about the s*n in shops because it's a Liverpool thing. It's a northern thing!!!!
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@DavidJav9954
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18 days
@BladeoftheS What I love about Danny is his economical usage of media time lol straight to point, no fat to cut off ever. All killer no filler
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@DavidJav9954
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2 months
We're all Mansfield and Crawley on Saturday eh? 😂
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1 year
@slxvxid @visegrad24 It's very very different, there's never been any feeling of colonisation. All NATO countries live their own individual lives, and apart from the annual or semi annual military exercises it's completely unnoticed. Our people don't even know any difference
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@DavidJav9954
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4 months
@cufc_andy17 The loudest away fans this season even though there was less of them than we've had. Fair play to them. As for the match, usual score....we play better, concede 1st and go to shit. Its pointless watching the match after we go a goal down #cufc @officialcufc
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@DavidJav9954
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11 months
@UTDMist @ManUtd Male fan here......I don't want him back
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6 months
@Monardafire @Morbidful I listen to @SwordAndScale and almost every 911 operator they play pisses me off
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@DavidJav9954
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1 year
@espnmma Love this level of respect. Martial artists being martial artists
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1 year
@snarky_kate Do you think they had 2 front pages ready? One for her attending and one not, but both equally outraged.
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@DavidJav9954
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2 months
@missgripper_ These videos are 99% of the time London. There's 1 reason most of us up north don't like going there
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@DavidJav9954
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9 months
@Benaskren As much as I hate Danis, that was 100% justified!
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@DavidJav9954
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1 year
@FightHaven What's beautiful here is she had a huge size advantage, got tapped through her own fault and the little girl was fantastic.... then she tried to down play her like it was a teaching exercise 😂😂😂
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@DavidJav9954
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@mszrsmerci I think this name is completely wrong, but I keep think casey from baywatch. I bet there wasn't even a casey on the show lol
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@DavidJav9954
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1 year
@thecasualultra In the famous American quarter of Rotherham 😂😂
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@DavidJav9954
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5 months
@footbalIfights 10 on 2, still needed sucker punches to pull it off. Go home to ya Mrs and tell her you were super hard fighting the away end 😂😂😂
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@DavidJav9954
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2 months
Shite result but a class day out. Both sets of fans behaving, congratulating and commiserating each other, having a crack before and after the match. Carlisle fans never shut up all match, New found respect for #dcfc , but thank fuck that season is over with! #cufc @officialcufc
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@DavidJav9954
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9 months
@_i_am_matrix @sportbible He beat up his girlfriend and tried to rape her
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@DavidJav9954
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1 year
That's the best atmosphere I've seen in BP, electric, especially the 1st half. Also amazing to see the Watterwuks full of home fans 😍 #cufc @officialcufc @warwickroadend
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@DavidJav9954
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1 year
@Bigalanh5 @Beno_ldn I disagree with you massively. I've made loads of mistakes in my life, none have included domestic abuse or rape. Just a moral standpoint that he shouldn't play for United again, but the financial impact and revolt from our own fans/players who hate him are enough to justify it.
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22 days
@ryanmarkparsons @Conservatives Tory canvassing at 5, Bargain hunt contestant at 6
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@DavidJav9954
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24 days
@ThorndikeWF @ByDonkeys I meant your account you clown 😂😂😂
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@DavidJav9954
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1 year
@simonharris_mbd Don't forget the countdown to Charlotte Church turning 16
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@DavidJav9954
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1 year
Fair play County, seems like carlisle fans are having more difficulty getting transport than tickets. I've priced up for the weekend, family of 3 will be close to a grand 🙈 it's about time they moved playoff finals further north to be more central.
@StockportCounty
Stockport (C)ounty
1 year
🤩 Keep it going, County fans... Don't wait around - book your tickets for Wembley online today to cheer on Dave Challinor's #StockportCounty in the Play-Off Final!
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1 year
@footbalIfights Nobody expects a southpaw 😂👏 beautifully done
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@MMAFighting The most bitter woman in combat sports
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@DavidJav9954
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5 months
@CallumAbroad I used to really like you Callum 😉😢
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@DavidJav9954
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4 months
Oi @officialcufc and @CastleSportsGrp , we all know this season is a rough sell but 24/25 season is gonna be full of joy. Stay positive carlisle united!!!!!!
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@DavidJav9954
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6 months
Bottom of the league taking 4k away fans 😂
@officialcufc
Carlisle United FC
6 months
🎟️ We have now SOLD OUT of our initial allocation of 4,010 Wigan tickets 💙 Tickets are now only available at Wigan from windows 1-3 at the main ticket office which is in the NW Corner next to the away end - CASH ONLY. Collections will also be from the same windows #cufc
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@DavidJav9954
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8 months
@timecaptales @Morbidful Husband looks like "it's not that bad, we'll just make a other and have dinner?"
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@DavidJav9954
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6 months
This Wrexham fan has won the transfer news replies today 😂 quality
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6 months
@officialcufc Your American money is ruining the game, makes me sick seeing clubs like you! 😉
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@DavidJav9954
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1 year
Gutted I can't make it to the match today but I'll be watching on the honeymoon #cufc @officialcufc
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1 year
@AntiWoke66 @FightHaven Bollocks! I love jiu-jitsu but in a multiple attacker scenario like this it's more dangerous to be going for submissions, especially on the ground. This kids striking and awareness won three situation
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@DavidJav9954
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4 months
@LittleMissRed_x You must have a class tattooist
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@DavidJav9954
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4 months
@kokeshimum Imagine voting to leave the EU then trying to move but can't, because you voted to leave the EU. The irony is amazing 😂😂😂
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@DavidJav9954
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2 months
Mark Jenkinson is in for a treat when he gets to his Maryport office today, #JustStopOil have been in and decorated it all nice and pretty for him 😂 #GTTO #ToryCriminalsUnfitToGovern #followbackfriday @mp_mork
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@DavidJav9954
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1 month
@dubslife1 Complaining about being there naked then make sure he stays there 10 times longer 🙃😂
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@DavidJav9954
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9 months
@_i_am_matrix @sportbible The vast majority believe he's a rat. Anyone that thinks he's a good guy, that's on them and their moral compass 😂
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@DavidJav9954
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8 months
Garner is way more effective when he's not looking for fouls......fact #cufc
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@DavidJav9954
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11 months
@ApostadoresFC @MLS He knows he's pulled off the biggest signing in MLS history 😂
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@DavidJav9954
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1 year
@brodstanaccount Lot of strange people on twitter, I promise I'm not being a creep...... but you look fantastic, if you don't lose anymore you should be really happy and confident in how you are right now! 🔥
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1 year
@SamJTurner86 Good on them!! Not even a football thing, I'm a United fan and love the scouse approach to the monarch and government
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@DavidJav9954
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5 months
@P24576512 @officialcufc @MrMattPenny I think the loudest away fans at Brunton Park was Leeds with higher allocation and lots of arrests or Pompey when you were in the prem (FA cup). Today was by far the loudest away fans I've seen at Carlisle, and that's a very long round trip. Good luck in the championship Pompey
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@DavidJav9954
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11 months
@NoContextHumans Silly American only calendar. It'll be 311223 for the normal thinking world
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1 year
@Nurseborisbash What about the 1 royal that served and fought for Britain but can only wear a suit for the occasion while there's loads of pretenders wearing medals they never earned
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@DavidJav9954
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24 days
@ThorndikeWF @ByDonkeys This has got to be a parody comedy account 😂😂
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@DavidJav9954
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9 months
Let the Cumbrian invasion of Horwich begin 😁....Good luck to everyone with trains that were cancelled for no reason at all 🤞 #cufc @officialcufc
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@DavidJav9954
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7 months
Friday night and I'm watching Paul Simpson interviews, what has my life become? 😂🙈
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@DavidJav9954
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9 months
@Benaskren That bottle on top of logans head was A1 on target 😂😂😂
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@DavidJav9954
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3 months
I love Jon Mellish
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I love Jon Mellish #cufc
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5 months
@peoplecheati It's his fault because he's meant to be at work 😂
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8 months
@kentwix12 Are most Americans this bad at street fighting? 😂😂 I don't think a single good punch landed
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1 year
@paulanewtonCNN @claresduffy @CNN You really haven't researched this have you? AWFUL journalism and a slanderous article! CNN should be ashamed to be associated with this, but they probably aren't flying high on the moral spectrum.
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@DavidJav9954
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8 months
@jonlis1 I'm uneducated really with the Isreal/Palestine current conflict, but I imagine it must be weird for Jewish people being told far right groups have their backs.
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1 year
@Kt_bby23 Really small?
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@DavidJav9954
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9 months
@officialcufc @OfficialBWFC This used to be a home attendance 2 seasons ago 🤣🤣
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@DavidJav9954
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4 months
My lad @Calemcufc was chuffed to bits meeting @thelastditchpod lads, @Gibson7_ and alfie. I got more excited meeting @jennapiatak . Terrible result but still a good day out at Brunton Park
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@DavidJav9954
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7 months
@dubslife1 Love the Irish woman, taking no prisoners there 😂😂😂
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1 year
@RedCollectiveUK @UTCComedyclub Take away a parents means of feeding his kids. Well done W⚓️
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11 months
@ESPNRingside @allelbows No you wouldn't 😂 you'd of gone to sleep
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4 months
@marknelsoncomic Guy with the nose ring couldn't give less of a fuck 😂 love it
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9 months
@_megannmartinn That little person has the maddest hair I've seen on a human ever!!
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6 months
@nlurmston @elliotsteelcom Nobody likes a grass
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@DavidJav9954
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3 months
Ì wish 2 teams could lose
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@DavidJav9954
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9 months
@League1news22 Look at the blue army up there, great of Bolton to give us the max allocation
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6 months
😂😂 my favourite Bradford tweet of the day 😂
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4 months
@CarlisleUtdEDI @officialcufc @AfcAutism @CambridgeUtdFC @rgn2602 @GraceMcM22 @joturner12 @KirkPritchard1 @AnwarU01 @EFL @CastleSportsGrp @CUFC_SLO @CarlisleUtdSG Football and especially #cufc has changed our lives as a family. We were told on his diagnosis he probably won't understand team sports or play football or ride a bike. He does all 3.
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@DavidJav9954
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1 year
@FightHaven Oh shit I remember this. It wasn't even a woman, it was a little girl.
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1 year
@Socket1Sophie I think it's a bit of both now. They were going out for meals together when he was 13/14, which is arguably grooming, considering they started their affair officially 2/3 years later.
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9 months
@_megannmartinn I think you're the 1st person to tweet that ever
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5 months
@MMAFighting Interim holder should be guaranteed the next shot. Disgusting letting Jon n Stipe fight next
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@DavidJav9954
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7 months
@lthomasnews Cringe Covington is back 🙈
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@DavidJav9954
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6 months
@CFCDavie_ @DeadlineDayLive Empty stadiums and their WAGs have no lives to speak of because of how women are treat there. You'd think these guys would look into a bit 1st lol
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8 months
@Socket1Sophie Isn't it mad how almost all the "patriots" give the impression of dropping out of school at a young age lol
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@DavidJav9954
Jav954
6 months
@MMAFighting Tom is bang on, I love Stipe but no way does he deserve the title fight. Its not stipes fault granted, but Tom has been more active, got the interim belt. That's literally the whole purpose of a interim belt?
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@DavidJav9954
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1 year
@mrjamesob Keep em coming, Cumbria has been split in half by Labour and LD. It's being classed as a new council but we've completely kicked the Tories out of the new "Cumberland"
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9 months
@_megannmartinn I feel like I should watch BB even though its normally shite, has it just started today?
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1 year
@Beno_ldn Them being together now proves his guilt more than any court trial could, imagine somebody falsely accused of rape starting a relationship with the alleging victim. I don't think that's ever happened in the history of ever.
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@DavidJav9954
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5 months
This is what @officialcufc should be chasing. We can afford the wage bill now, get some prem loanees in
@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
5 months
🚨🔴 Understand Port Vale are closing in on deal to sign Dan Gore on loan from Manchester United. Agreement being finalised for 2004 born talent.
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1 year
@kaitgonewild Tupac Shakur
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7 months
@BladeoftheS This makes me love Newcastle even more 😍
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9 months
@CastleSportsGrp Even Avanti can't stop us!! What support, what a win! I've never been in a noisier stand than that in my life
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1 year
@Renmakesmusic @claresduffy @CNN Well addressed Ren, its blatantly obvious they either haven't listened properly to it or they just don't care......but probably both.
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1 year
@footbalIfights Not a single manc or scouse accent to be heard lol
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8 months
@LittleMissRed_x Cardboard straws can get in the bin 🤢
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1 year
@officialcufc Gutted I can't go 😪 she's had her warnings, I'm watching football on the 1st day of the honeymoon 😂
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@DavidJav9954
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9 months
421 from London 😂
@officialcufc
Carlisle United FC
9 months
428 sold so far 💙
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9 months
Travelling from maryport tomorrow int car, got room for 2. We'll be leaving about 11 to chill on the way down to get food n beer. #cufc @officialcufc
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10 months
@GainKn0wledge It's an unyan though
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@DavidJav9954
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1 year
@FlagsforUnited Pay day tomorrow, I'll jump on it. The minority doesn't represent us, we're nice folk at #cufc , and I hope this helps good causes
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11 months
@OOCCarlisle @FourFourTwo 5 to be relegated eh? I'm pleased these guys are clued up on their EFL knowledge.
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3 months
@escapes_death I'm not convinced she escaped......
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