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Small musician/alcholic/drinks on the house/hicsh!...No DM's unless I know you. I will eat them.

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Ivor Smallhook
14 days
@Damaan4u33 OK he is, but he does have to kiss Melania which appears to me, quite a dangerous thing to do . He got out the military with Bone Spurs and yet he kisses her I would imagine most days. That was why being shot was an easy option to being slowly chewed! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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RT @marlene4719: Tryna strike a chord and it’s a minorrrrrrrrrr.
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@JoJoFromJerz No that's about it, in a nutsack...
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RT @JoJoFromJerz: Hold the fuck on a minute β€” Assistant President Poopy Pants spent $15 million taxpayer dollars to attend a single footbal…
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@JamesGrahamAuth @AnnieForTruth Is it as high as 73...quite a shock that. Thought it was much, much lower?
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RT @JamesGrahamAuth: @AnnieForTruth Hence a guy with an IQ of 73 is in charge.
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@Jamesrus42 A fast jet!
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RT @Jamesrus42: Without cheating, what jet is this?
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I think what we have to remember about Trump was his schemes, which seemed braindead to any normal seine person, were in fact tremendous....take for instance injecting Domestos into the bloodstream to kill Covid. I remember seeing the doctor's little face light up when he first talked about it. You could see her wishing she had thought of that first! I don't think we should underestimate these tarrific ideas.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚No Siree!
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I never realised that Michael 'Jacko' Jackson's legs were so short. I also didn't realise he could skateboard either. His legs are tiny, he would only have been 3 or 4 feet tall. never realised...It just shows to go ya! he always looked so normal when he did that Mars walk thing!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Will have to look up Janet, she should be tiny too as they were twin-tuplets!
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RT @rahhead01: 🀣🀣🀣little legs lol
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RT @JoJoFromJerz: Who the fuck wears this much makeup to a football game?
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@dave43law A quick read you might call it...of course you might not but honestly who really cares...it is funny though and 100% accurate.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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RT @dave43law: To be fair - this is quite funny And of course 100% accurate 🀣🀣
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@TheLittleWaster Worse than Izal, may as well do the dog tramlining bit on the carpet, wait till it's dried and hoover it up! Voila!
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@MarkHam80780803 Crash Land and pilot/crew eject....who suggested that? The bastards, still....No No No, the bastards!
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RT @MarkHam80780803: β€œThe plane is in the air, the country won’t accept it. What do you do?” β€œWe’ll have to review that when we get there.”…
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Easier to just run them over, they shouldn't be delaying trains just for the mentally unwell. Think of the disruption... No, just cut em in half and box the bits up later...done! He could have been on the way to take Isabel 'up the Odyssey' again and I know how they both enjoy that....
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RT @dave43law: Attacking mental health again What a nice chap
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@Nosurrender2022 I think the cat is about to shag a table leg...πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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