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Article bump now that the gaffer is finally here:
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The scream at 0:05 is the sound Tom makes when Jerry puts a mousetrap on his tail
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Some laugh that there’s a full fixture list on Boxing Day barely a week after the World Cup final so when everyone’s nackered from international duty and hungover from Christmas, Haaland comes straight out of cryo-sleep to score 19 goals in one half for City
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Yer granda when you ask him how much a house cost in 1970:
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Losing three fingers trying to feed Dreamies to a Highland tiger
Scottish wildcats have been released into the Cairngorms National Park 🐈.
Known as Highland tigers, they are Scotland’s last remaining native cat species.
We're proud to support this project which draws on global conservation expertise.
Find out more➡️
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Rangers taking the green out of Hibs’ crest in their graphics is a level of petty snide I didn’t think even they were capable of
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Every single time commentators say “we don’t want to be seeing this” it’s absolutely what we want to be seeing
Five minutes of ABSOLUTE CHAOS to end a thriller between Porto and Sporting 🤯😳
Pepe received one of three red cards shown after the final whistle, as carnage broke out between both sets of players and staff.
The Dragons extend their unbeaten run to 50 matches! 🔵👏
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It’s like they were deliberately trying to make something that combines as many of the worst things about modern football in one rancid project
64 Games, 28 Days, 1 Fan…..
@cryptocom
are challenging
@Thogden
to become the FIRST person in history to attend every single match of a
@FIFAWorldCup
.
Stay tuned for
#TheIMpossibleChallenge
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“What have you seen there? What have you seen? You’ve seen fuckall. Fuckall. That’s fuckin killed us”
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Whatever you think of Chris Sutton as a pundit, he’s been the most consistently outspoken British ex-pro on concussion/head knocks in football, and he clearly knows the relevant research inside out. It’s genuinely incredible that Michael Owen would try and argue with him about it
This exchange between Michael Owen & Chris Sutton on concussion is unbelievable…Sutton very generous in his caveman assessment.
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The utter ghouls who leafleted outside Celtic Park today are a stain on our support and should be treated with the same contempt as anyone else who attempts to rally against any of society’s most vulnerable groups.
Trans rights are human rights 🏳️⚧️
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Tory MP: “Boris broke down in tears in front of several of us yesterday. He kept saying sorry. He knows he’s finished”.
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Celtic beating Rangers 5–1 twice in 16-17:
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I think you’ll find it was Neil Lennon who catastrophically mishandled CalMac
The SNP-Green government's handling of CalMac is nothing short of catastrophic. Years of under-resourced populist policy coming home to roost.
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Scots who don’t like football swiping through their Instagram stories tonight like:
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“Hello, my name is Paul The Staggie”
SFA have confirmation from the Scottish government that both Ross County v Celtic and Aberdeen v Kilmarnock can feature fans in grounds this weekend as part of a pilot phase. Maximum of 300 home supporters.
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Might as well patch the season now lads, game over, never recovering from a slagging of that calibre
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Armstrong could’ve shot from halfway down the M74 that season and it would’ve nestled in the bottom corner. A proper Midas six months
5 years ago today, Celtic beat Aberdeen 2:1 to win the Treble and complete the domestic season Invincible.
Armstrong and a last minute Rogic winner.
@Tom_Rogic
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Yer da when Samaras gave the ball away:
Pissoff Georgius
Father
Hungary, Catholic Church Records, 1636-1895
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I’ve literally never heard an English player/manager/pundit/whatever call it the Scottish Premiership before
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Bought and read Ange Postegoclou’s book Changing The Game in anticipation of his potential appointment. In the thread below I’ll list some broad strokes but would really encourage any football fan to read it, some fascinating insights about Aussie football and beyond: (1/?)
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Folk like Jeff Stelling who think they’re showing a compassionate side by admitting they were wrong for voting Tory in 2019 are only sorry because the Westminister clusterfuck affects them now. They knew exactly the evil they were electing.
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I fucking hate losing at Ibrox as much as anyone but either you play a full team and learn nothing from a meaningless game or use it as a rare chance to throw a few guys in and see if they sink or swim, even if nobody comes out with any credit today that’s still valuable info imo
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Joe Hart comes for crosses like a man who’s been asked to catch a hornet’s nest loaded with semtex
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Anecdotal obviously, but in 14 years of going to games I’ve never once felt unsafe as a result of the Green Brigade.
The one occasion I did feel unsafe was down to Police Scotland, whose former assistance chief constable the club probably hire if not for the Green Brigade
Has anyone inside Celtic Park ever felt unsafe because of The Green Brigade?
A poor decision that doesn't stand up to scrutiny for the reasons outlined.
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“A monkey travelled from Glasgow Central to Cambuslang with a Railcard. Further investigation found it had taken advantage of a discount it wasn’t entitled to and therefore had to pay £12.80” ^Angus
I've dealt with lost phones, handbags and glasses over the years but this is definitely a first!
If you've lost your monkey... it's waiting on the next service from Cambuslang into the town. 🙈^Megan
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*Obviously* hope Johnston's great for us but the underrating of Juranovic on here since Ibrox is wild. Absolutely critical to the system and a proper ceiling player at our level, consistently one of the best at the club over the last 18 months
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In an all-time classic Beale-ism it’s hard to tell who he’s even having a go at, or why it’s relevant, or why anyone at Sunderland is even supposed to care when they’ve just been cuffed at home off their biggest rivals
"The noise was fantastic. Some derbies we don't allow the fans in..."
Michael Beale tells
@andykerrtv
why Sunderland vs Newcastle proved derby games need away fans.
#beINFACUP
#SAFC
#NUFC
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“Well, I’ll tell you something that’s not so funny. Right now, Barry Ferguson is in the press box, crying like a little girl”
Celtic fans doing the huddle and laughing in my face hurt like Hell | Barry Ferguson
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Had the pleasure of meeting Scotland’s UEFA co-efficient at a charity do once. It was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny.
FT: Kilmarnock 0-2 Connah's Quay Nomads (Agg: 2-3)
Killie are knocked out of Europe and our Welsh opponents will take on FK Partizan in the next round.
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All-timer Cantwell instagram story incoming
Government announces XL Bully dogs to be banned under the Dangerous Dogs Act
For more on this and other news visit
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Show me a group of people more insecure about a thing they like than rugby fans and I’ll show you a liar
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Celtic announcing Jozo Simunovic’s replacement:
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Had a job interview today for a temporary role to help a company recover from a “massive data loss”
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A whole year since “…no” ☺️☺️☺️
We had
@DavFlan
at today's presser.
He asked Lennon about the huge discontent within the support being out of the title race at this point in such a monumental season.
➡️The audio will be discussed on The Preview
➡️Full unedited audio also available on Press Gang Podcast
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Imagine the fright you’d get. Attacked by a space ape.
Astronaut Mark Kelly once smuggled a full gorilla suit on board the International Space Station. He didn't tell anyone about it. One day, without anyone knowing, he put it on. (source: Reddit)
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“I’m not on the radio trying to get any sympathy” nah nothing like that just hijacking a discussion about a fellow footballer being racially abused
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@GraceOnFootball
If by “certain class of extremely online leftists” you mean “the Scots” and by “vocally support Iran in that group” you mean “support Iran very specifically against England” then you’re absolutely right
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Really love how Ange’s knowledge of the Asian football market was just seen as an acceptable replacement for a DOF/coherent football structure and not the kind of stopgap that would’ve allowed for implementing one or both. Just a truly amateurish and embarrassingly-run club
Celtic 'target' loan transfers from England as they look to strengthen in two areas before deadline
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Three years later, and even after countless howlers from him in Europe, I still can’t believe he actually did this
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📊 SPFL
#cinchPrem
2022/23 - Pressures 💨
Four more years of Daizen 'works hard off-the-ball' Maeda 👀
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So RE: his Twitter likes…
The stuff in there is exactly the sort of abhorrent far-right propaganda that guys like Sh*piro, P*terson, Cr*wder, etc have been laser-targeting at young men for years now. Admittedly the lines are blurring between the garbage they and the mainstream
We’ve been overdue a player who’s a completely shameless poindexter, I love him already
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Celtic have confirmed that permission wasn’t sought to leaflet on the grounds on Saturday, but they’d have rejected it anyway.
Like when flyers made to look club-issued were leafleted pre-lockdown, this lot know that their aims run counter to Celtic’s ethos, and they don’t care
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They’re going to let people gather to mourn with no police intervention aren’t they 🤌🤌🤌
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You can default to banking on Rodgers’ record the first time round or whatever else helps you sleep at night, but teams don’t win titles playing like this
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Love him to death but in a world where we have anything resembling functional recruitment you take the money for a 29 year old with a known recurring injury. Add it to the O’Riley money and you’re signing 4-5 genuinely ceiling-raising players across the team. However ! ! !
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Haha good one Gary, now do Ronaldo
You lot sold out to beat tiered lockdowns, won all the pilot events post CV and you’re now celebrating a private contract partner of a Tory government. You ✍️ for the telegraph , drink red wine and stay in a 5 star hotel in Whitehall.
Mr James Carragher Ladies and Gentlemen !
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Just give us one moment to go mental tonight, an opener, an equaliser - just give us something 🏴
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@Hbomberguy
@TwitterSupport
Reported someone using a homophobic slur in a friend’s replies the other day and got exactly the same. The whole automated moderation thing is going really well guys
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Oh and O’Riley is a frankly absurd level of eye candy to bring off the bench at once
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Obviously wasn’t the focus in the aftermath of Saturday’s game but Ange delivered a typical Angeism when asked by the BBC if he’s a fan of VAR ahead of its introduction into Scottish football:
“I wouldn't go as far as saying that I'm a fan, I don't have posters of it on my wall"
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All the extraneous meaningless shite we hear about what makes a Celtic man: what school they went to, what accent they have, how many photos are there of them in Celtic tops as kids - no, this is what makes a Celtic man. Few in my lifetime have “got it” more. My fucking manager.
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Even by Scottish football standards “Hibs have over-celebrated a 95th minute equaliser against Hearts” is woeful discourse. What’s the point in even watching football if you can’t lose your shit, never mind during a derby?
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ANGE HAS JUST GIVEN SOMEONE IN THE CROWD HIS JUMPER THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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Absolutely incredible how easy it is to fool grown adults with union jacks in their display names and bios
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(TW rape)
The Greenwood verdict will obviously be used all of the worst people alive to further discredit victims when it should just reinforce how woeful procedures are in these trials and how difficult it is to get a conviction.
Fuck Greenwood and everyone who supports him.
A reminder that rape has effectively been decriminalised in the United Kingdom.
No conviction ≠ innocent.
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Hope we’re all excited to buy our own Qatar 2022 NFThogdens!!! Post your vlog from your human rights wasteland of choice for the chance to win some of your very own Thogcoin!!!
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@TheRaspAndOnly
@JUNlPER
@FractalAnts
Despite rarely mentioning it, it seems she’s on a mission to appraise just about every mid-profile far-right activist who would seek to criminalise it so long as they also hate trans people - curious!
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The T*lksport Villarreal thing is designed to wind you up, and share it to ratio/dunk on them etc stop taking the bait ! ! !
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It’s so irritating that stories like this are presented as heartwarming, the fact that she had to make that decision means the state failed her
90-year-old woman dies from Coronavirus after asking doctors to save ventilators for younger patients. "I had a good life, keep it for the younger ones."
Rest in peace, Suzanne. ❤️
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Ordered some stuff from a homeware website ages ago and was 50p short of free delivery so added a wooden spoon to take it over. Rest of the stuff turned up last week with no wooden spoon. Yesterday:
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If this was a comedy sketch parodying sigma grindset podcasts it would get panned for being too on the nose
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An independent trans candidate got more votes than JKR’s favourite rabid fash transphobe. Monstering trans people doesn’t win votes because ordinary folk don’t care, it’s never enough for the freaks who do and still Labour doubled down on it in election week. Fuck them forever
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Loads of TL chat to the effect of “what’s the point in getting boosters if restrictions are inevitable”, we were never getting jags or following restrictions as a bargain to Sturgeon/Johnson but to protect those who are immunosuppressed/clinically vulnerable, nothing’s changed.
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We can do Desmond apologism when Celtic are regularly competing to a good standard in Europe and have a modern football structure befitting a club our size. Not when he stumbles into appointing a gem of a manager after the worst season in our modern history. Mon to fuck now.
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I for one am shocked that the guy who faked a DM from Justin Bieber to promote his podcast refuses to do the 30 second Google it would take to find out how vaccines work
Let’s create another lockdown before Xmas to drill people with fear to make them get the booster jab.
2 vaccines plus a booster and you can still get COVID.
Fuck off
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Oh my god dae the fucking thing
@CelticFC
Rasmus Ankersen will step down as
#BrentfordFC
Co-Director of Football, and from our Board of Directors, at the end of 2021
We thank Rasmus for his fantastic contribution over the past six years and wish him all the best in the future
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If the Tartan Army can’t hit the full bingo card of English football journalists greeting at the reaction that God Save the King gets on Tuesday everyone might as well chuck the national team for good
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Little did we know at the time that Jordan Jones was trying to do us a favour by murdering Bauer
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Mohamed Elyounoussi has decided his future! According to our information (
@vgsporten
), the Norwegian international will extend his loan spell at
@CelticFC
for one more season. Final paperwork remains before it’s a done deal.
@SouthamptonFC
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Not one mention of Lennon, or McKay when discussing the last year, and Gerry asking Ange about his jumpers for the final question. It can only be the Celtic AGM!
The Celtic plc Annual General Meeting is being held today at Celtic Park.
At the start of the AGM, a series of video interviews were screened for shareholders, click below to watch ⬇️
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