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Daryn Faulkner

@DarynFaulkner

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My heart is pulpy and my prose runs purple. '24 Claymore Finalist. #amwriting #amquerying #writingcommunity #darkfantasy #mystery #horror

Joined March 2023
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@DarynFaulkner
Daryn Faulkner
10 days
Description of this character who's about to become super important... "Actually an animated potato." In case you were wondering what kind of books I'm busy writing. Real art here, folks. Pushin' the boundaries. Revolutionary. Lots of potatoes.
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@DarynFaulkner
Daryn Faulkner
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@beesmahtweets If it makes you feel any better, I plot like HECK before I write anything, but by about 1/3rd through my characters do whatever they want and mess up my beautiful plot lines and from then on I pants. ...what the characters come up with is almost always better than my plans.
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@DarynFaulkner
Daryn Faulkner
7 hours
The Superbowl commercials this year are lacking. I fully expected the game to bore me, but the commercials to be awesome. Instead the game is unexpectedly exciting, and the commercials are… blah. Huh.
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@DarynFaulkner
Daryn Faulkner
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@KyleOwe02309720 Unfortunate for them that I’m a real rule follower. Poor schmucks.
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@DarynFaulkner
Daryn Faulkner
11 hours
@oidsmom *whispers* Me too.
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@DarynFaulkner
Daryn Faulkner
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@jamesdcharrison I should come hang out with you guys.
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@DarynFaulkner
Daryn Faulkner
12 hours
@CharlesAlbers13 I don’t notice either, or at least when I do it makes absolutely no difference. But we are with the minority opinion on this one, apparently.
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@DarynFaulkner
Daryn Faulkner
12 hours
RT @WriterLDavis: Times New Roman or nothing.
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@DarynFaulkner
Daryn Faulkner
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@AWalkerScott1 Whoah. Noted.
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@DarynFaulkner
Daryn Faulkner
14 hours
@drew_downs I have to confess I pretty much don't even notice. Consensus is most people notice though. Fair.
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@DarynFaulkner
Daryn Faulkner
14 hours
@bookerteensmag Oh no! But 'grey' is vastly superior to 'gray'. Please? Just that one?
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@DarynFaulkner
Daryn Faulkner
14 hours
@FlissZak To be clear by 'alarming doses' I mean me and my British murder mystery obsession.
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@DarynFaulkner
Daryn Faulkner
14 hours
@mysticflavor I am also guilty of mixing American vs. British words in their entirety. I say we keep at it and leave 'em all guessing.
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@DarynFaulkner
Daryn Faulkner
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@ElliotT00good Ooo. Discombobulating is an excellent word.
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@DarynFaulkner
Daryn Faulkner
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@morner_ann Totally fair. I can barely figure out my spellings and I'm monolingual.
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@DarynFaulkner
Daryn Faulkner
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@khendarian Fair.
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@DarynFaulkner
Daryn Faulkner
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@craig_brown3 Apparently it's weirder NOT to be bothered. So you're in very good company.
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