James Harrison
@jamesdcharrison
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My Tweets are my own. They are meant to be funny. They often fall short.
Ontario, Canada
Joined February 2012
What ever debt Lorne Michaels owed Shane Gillis must surely be paid in full. That was awful. #SNL50
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Just watched Nigella’s Amsterdam Christmas and now it is my goal in life to get myself invited to a Christmas party hosted and catered by @Nigella_Lawson.
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Boss move dying on a Friday, Dowager Countess. Boss move indeed. https://t.co/QUilYHI8bt
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Atlanta. Bloody Atlanta. Maybe the third time is the charm? #NHL #DefinitionofInsanity
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University student designs new TTC line Toronto could build for quick and cheap https://t.co/5APoIlxKwe Would have been great when I worked in Rexdale. This makes sense. Which means it won’t happen, even I #DoFo’s beloved Etobicoke.
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The excruciatingly high price tags for new transit lines in Toronto remain a hot-button headline-grabber, but one university student thinks he might …
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Huge condo development to replace Ontario's famous Apple Factory farm https://t.co/YXwYYtlJYf When you find yourself complaining about the #groceryprices, a reminder that unchecked #sprawl like this was built on #farmland. Your food is increasingly imported from overseas.
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People in the GTA were gutted to find out last summer that the Apple Factory Farm Market, a local attraction long renowned for its pumpkin and apple …
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#NextLevel my ass, @BlueJays. My 13-year-old’s team executes with far more consistency. Get rid of Bichette, Guerreo, Schneider, Atkins and Shapiro. Can we acknowledge that the analytics boys are not all they are cracked up to be?
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As former #BlueJays pitcher Jack Morris once said, “I’ll take an ugly win over a good-looking loss any day,” but that win got beat hard with the Ugly Stick.
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This is my fourth summer living in #Guelph and the fourth summer York Road has been torn up and inaccessible. I have loved in plenty of cities and towns that manage to accomplish public work projects more than half a kilo at a time. I am perplexed why this is the case here.
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The word had not yet been invented but that night we learned about “vabbing”. Many years later when I heard the term, y first thought was “Yeah, I knew that. Sue told us.” Rest in pleasure, Sue. 2/2
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I was 15 when the #SundayNightSexShow premiered on @Q107 in Toronto. Sue was more than titillating, though there was some of that, too. I was 15, after all. She was forthright, frank and funny. When I was in my second year of university, she did an appearance at our residence. 1/
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Very much enjoyable . . . even if Laura Secord was actually American.
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#FLAvsTOR That is what scientists call a well-deserved loss.
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