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Danny_Bambino on MTGO | Retired | He/Him.

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1 year
GOATed team photo tho
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1 year
Waiting to start top 8 at the @NRGSeries Modern $10K team trios with @Minh_Wins @mac121711 going in at 5-0-2!!
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Really puts things into perspective.
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Pioneer is legitimately the worst format I've ever played. And I've played it since the very beginning. No, it's not a "skill-intensive format". It's a format that's needed bannings for over a year now. It's stale, lopsided, and a format most Magic players agree is unfun.
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1 year
@mischiefanimals So many things wrong with this video.
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2 years
If a deck should be banned, you should be playing it. If you’re not playing it, don’t say it should be banned.
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2 years
Wow! This was really surprising!! Thank you @wizards_magic for the #MTG2X2 gift. #Sponsored
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1 year
“I need you to make a decision or I’ll have to issue a slow-play warning.”
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10 months
When the library is empty but she keeps activating Grinding Station
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2 years
@MarvelSnapZone There will never be a more unintentionally toxic emote in a game
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2 years
I think this Liliana card might be okay
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2 years
@cfcjxepriv @elonnutmusk @DWilkinson2811 @UlyssesLoughlin @MangaAtomic @fr0gan “Proof?” -posts the proof- “OKAY BUT THAT’S NOT WHAT HE MEANT” You really need some self reflection.
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1 year
Daily reminder that they made Stony Silence a one-sided colorless repeatable tutor with ‘Animate Artifact’ for only +2 CMC. I’m going to go ahead and say this is the worst-designed card of all time, respectively.
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9 months
At the moment I’d rate my enjoyment of each format in the following order: 1.) Standard 2.) Legacy 3.) Pioneer 4.) Literally smashing my dick between a waffle iron 5.) Modern
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11 months
Magic players I am begging you to stop complaining about your opponent’s draws. Let’s say hypothetically your opp. did draw well and it’s not just a figment of your perception/a coping mechanism. That still means you draw well an equally comparable amount across all matches.
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3 years
Probably the greatest thing I ever witnessed in Magic was two Burn players at a GP with 4 Eidolons in play (two each). Then one asks, “if I attack, would you block?” The other agrees, and they traded their Eidolons. Hang it up digital Magic. This is the pinnacle.
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1 year
@FightHaven I admire that guy's plan to keep backing up until he got home. The dude in the tank top should've followed his lead.
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2 years
@merrittk We gotta start using these.
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2 years
@ReidDuke @MatthewLNass @HueyJensen Reid + the MTG community after he tweeted this..
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2 years
Took this list from 80->Infinite with an 80%+ win rate. Deck is absolutely cracked. @SnapDecks @MarvelSnapZone @MARVELSNAP
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2 years
Ladies and gentlemen, the next card to be banned in Modern.
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2 years
If you cheat once in >Comp. REL Magic, you should be banned for life. No, you can’t change my mind. Find a different game for your redemption arc. Playing Magic is a privilege. Not a basic human right.
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1 year
The average Tron player will take 2 minutes to make the worst play you've ever seen.
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2 years
Well, it finally happened. Today I won the Modern Challenge with 4c Elementals! This was a great follow-up to the $5K yesterday. Thank you all for your continued love and support. Special thanks to Corey B. for the sideboard guide, definitely check out his Patreon.
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2 years
Hot take: Rather than ban anything from 4C, #WOTCstaff should unban Simian Spirit Guide. Printing Fury/Solitude/Endurance/Subtlety made SSG appropriate for Modern. Combo decks have been on a downtrend and they’re the best answer to 4C Moneypile/Elementals. Free Harambe.
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1 year
I heard you guys like tournament stories. Here’s a fun one from last weekend that happened to me. The rest of my opponents were all very kind and respectful.
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1 year
Apparently being ahead +16 mins on clock is unsportsmanlike.
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1 year
Another top 8 consisting of 50% Rakdos Scam. This is consistent with long term data, which indicates Scam puts up 2x the results of the second most popular deck. If you register Rakdos Scam, you are statistically 2x more likely to win in Modern.
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2 years
Deck's cracked for sure. Pretty much just copied @Stormguyisme 's list. Worked like a charm @fireshoes
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1 year
"People just need to innovate!" there is no amount of innovation that will change the text on Karn, Nykthos, or Kiora. Believe me, I've tried. The format stinks. There's no Burn deck. You cannot interact with the combo decks. It's an unbalanced mess.
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11 months
Are you guys Team Edward or Team Jacob?
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2 years
All I can say is, wow. Another Challenge win! This time in Legacy <3 Deck was great all day. As always thank you everyone for your continued love and support. Shout out to Jordan Meyer (2jjm) for the sb help. @fireshoes
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1 year
I got married today!
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1 year
Y'all are sleeping on this card in Modern.
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2 years
Hey everyone, here's the updated 8-Cast guide created by @JordanJMeyer and myself. Hope you all enjoy it. Let me know if you have any questions.
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2 years
7-1-1 split the finals for $500 + an invite to Atlanta! Thanks @GameTaitan
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2 years
@ShudderMTG “What are your preferred pronouns?” “Uhh he/him.” “Alright get him the fuck outta here”
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2 years
Okay guys hear me out..
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3 years
My spin on Modern Dimir Death's Shadow. Currently 2-0 in this league, deck feels great.
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2 years
@indianpancakes Woke up and chose violence today
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10 months
If you want to know how good 4c Cascade is, I lost to a player who Fire/Ice'd my creature while I was at 1 life.
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9 months
Once the mull to 5 happened @Mengu09 started speaking Italian I know he was like “alright now seriously wtf”
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My favorite @Mengu09 clip
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2 years
@JohnathonSeward @JohnFetterman Thing is, if you truly believed in democracy you’d support the decision that the majority of your state disagrees with you. Yet here you are, begging for authoritarian dictatorship.
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11 months
Played vs. this elephant “cascade” deck in Pio that seemed pretty sweet. Opp 2-0’d me, list was akin to Gyruda combo. Anyone seen this deck?
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1 year
Personally, I find little to no enjoyment playing vs. Scam or Cascade in Modern. These archetypes are the only decks capable of operating similar to Legacy decks. The games feel predetermined based on the Scam or Cascade player's hands. Not an enjoyable experience, imo.
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2 years
@Axum777 @BornAKang She’s gonna b a 10 in the near future watch lol, I learned don’t ever shit on ugly chicks, they can make a comeback
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This is very close to what I qualified with today, and what I registered for tomorrows RC. By popular demand. Enjoy! @fireshoes
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1 year
@RightWingCope The blue check Furry is a racist. I’m shocked.
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1 year
Well, that's a first.
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2 years
@CalebDMTG @Chris_VanMeter I feel like this is a natural response. Then you get Upheavaled for the first time and you're like "..oh"
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1 year
4-0 in the Prelim/on stream with Miracles/turns. Deck is pretty fire. Thanks to those who came out to watch! 2-0 vs. 4c Creativity 2-1 vs. Oops! All Spells 2-1 vs. 4c Omnath 2-0 vs. 4c Creativity (tagging mr. @fireshoes as always)
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10 months
@d00mwake TSA is now spreading Peanut Butter on my cards and making them into little sandwiches. What the actual fuck
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1 year
Almost reluctant to post because of how impressed I am with the deck, but we trophied on stream with my first pass at Rakdos Creativity in Pioneer. @fireshoes Patreon is still coming this week. Maybe I have a topic for my first article? Thanks to everyone who stopped by tonight
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1 year
[LIVE] Cracking 90 chests on stream and playing some Pioneer brews. Talking about the new Patreon and new cards, come hang!
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2 years
@cfcjxepriv @elonnutmusk @DWilkinson2811 @UlyssesLoughlin @MangaAtomic @fr0gan Just stop. You’ve already gotten ratio’d like 10 times in this thread. Everyone is telling you you’re wrong. If you’re incapable of understanding why, no one can help you.
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11 months
I cannot stop laughing
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1 year
Ok this might be my best Stifle of all time.
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1 year
@Nickthos Played at the LGS today. People were taking Modern and one person kept mentioning they played Death & Taxes. Two players asked what deck is Death & Taxes. Another player asked what does the card Death & Taxes do? Almost like it’s a terrible name for a deck.
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1 year
Came home, finished my league. Was not disappointed. Almost perfect 5-0. @fireshoes
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1 year
I think mono Green is [still] far and away the best deck in Pioneer. The only reason it’s not more apparent is because the deck isn’t appealing to most players—who somewhat prioritize fun gameplay over MW% (myself included). Maybe that’s fine, maybe not. Not my call obv.
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1 year
Pioneer if Karn the Great Creator was never printed
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1 year
@RightWingCope Correct me if I’m wrong, but he came out as bisexual a few years ago and described it as a “short phase”; but that he fears, “Mr. Hyde will rear his bisexual head” again. Which obviously isn’t a problem. Unless you’re a self-hating homophobe/transphobe named Steven Crowder.
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1 year
Back from my wedding, decided to update Miracles today! Cut the JTMS (unplayable). Temporal Mastery is so fun. Rewarded with a trophy. New video soon?? 2-1 vs. Scam 2-1 vs. 4c Rhinos 2-1 vs. 4c Omnath 2-0 vs. Hatebears 2-0 vs. Scam @fireshoes
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2 years
@RightWingCope “You don’t have to pay taxes bro. The IRS doesn’t know how much you make. Why should I pay taxes for money they don’t know about?” Random dude: “ohh woww”
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1 year
Oh my god, I just opened a Gaddock Teeg!
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1 year
10th in the Modern Chally with UW D&T; Kept a couple sketchers to end my beautiful run. 10-2 record on the day.. Not bad for a deck I brewed up this afternoon. 2-0 vs Amulet 2-0 vs Living End 2-0 vs Burn 2-0 vs Burn 1-2 vs Tron 2-1 vs Yawg 0-2 vs BTL Scapeshift @fireshoes
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10 months
@Burnt_Taco77 If you lose though, you should demand a judge inspect every card and sleeve. Keep demanding more audits until something is found and demand you win the match.
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3 years
@MSigrist83 Me: Yay, time to play Limited. Such a relaxing and care free format! Them:
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1 year
At my last RC I walked my opponent through my Grinning Ignus combo, step-by-step, while they acknowledged everything. Then when they realized it was lethal, I literally watched the wheels turn in this man’s brain as he formulated a story to tell to the judge he was going to call.
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@NcarchX @DailyLoud I think it’s great how Bobby Lee, an actual comedian, can make someone like Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen funny. Albeit for a very brief period of time.
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@wehatedario @DailyLoud "Alright this is the one-fuckin-punch" **whiff**
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1 year
Who let him cook again?
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11 months
5-0 on stream with Grixis Murk, a continuing modification of @SpiderSpaceMTG 's +personal preferences. Huge thanks to @d00mwake for the raid today and to those who came out! Tagging @fireshoes as always.
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2 years
Bruh you ever look back at a weekend and be like “damn am I actually just ass at Magic?”
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2 years
Wow!
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3 years
@adultswim @hbomax I love this show. The animation originally drew me in (pun intended). Then I realized it was a @MichaelRCusack creation and I was hooked. First two episodes were hilarious.
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I still think Scam is probably the best deck in Modern. I've watched Scam players misplay horrendously and still win their matches. The deck carries super hard.
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1 year
The list from yesterday has been posted so it’s time to reveal. I wrote up a sideboard guide for this deck along with some potential changes/tech for different matchups. Link below 👇
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1 year
This is what we're doing to Mono Green players now.
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@MALTSCHLITZMANN @majorityfm What on Earth is a MAGA rapper? Is that like the new country rap?
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@terriblekid_ @Morbidful The Infamous Fig Nuisance
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2 years
@collinsmullen “Your timing was impeccable good sir. Almost as if you have swindled me. CHARLATAN! Go on trickster, make thy movement—if that is you truly believe in your heart of hearts that you have attained victory. Alas, a fine duel was had on this day. I say this in jest.”
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1 year
Was digging for tech yesterday and found this. Am I stupid or is this actually good?
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1 year
Imagine registering Mill then complaining you lost to Scam.
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Imagine only winning cause your opponent doesn't draw a fetch land in top 11 cards after you turn 1/2 scam grief and fury turn 3 Dauthi and shoot them a premature gg.... seriously @wizards_magic needs to ban something from this deck averaging 3+ times playing vs it each league
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Poorly advertised RCQ. Limited, no other details. Drive to Pittsburgh to find a closed store. Call their number, turns out they moved and they’re at capacity. What. A. Shitshow.
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2 years
Part of my recent success is largely attributed to paying people for their guides. So if you think buying deck guides is useless, I'm here to tell you that's absolutely incorrect. Save yourself the time & guesswork.
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1 year
Felled in the Quarterfinals of the Modern Challenge. Murktide remains an incredibly strong choice, happy with the performance overall! @fireshoes
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1 year
This weekend: 2 events, 2 formats, 2 top 8's. Here's what lists I played (Modern & Legacy). Wouldn't change my Legacy list for now; I'll put my updated Grixis list in the comments. Happy with the results overall.
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2 years
A scam player just evoked my Fury (Ragavan) and Undying Malice'd it..
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10 months
@Oritart @fireshoes R1 bye R2 2-0 UW burn R3 ID R4 ID QF 2-1 UW burn SF 0-2 Lotus Field
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1 year
mfs wanna test Pioneer then pull up with GW Angels
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8 months
Rest easy Alex. You were a a tough opponent and bested me each time we played. I enjoyed our matches and was proud to see a GA player accomplish as much as you have.
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1 year
See y’all tomorrow yeeyee
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1 year
Epic LCQ finals match. @DannyBambinoMTG on WB vs @_Swamps on UR.
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1 year
*Ahem* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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1 year
The angle he decided to go with was that, after I’d explained everything to him before changing the gamestate at all: I somehow “missed my trigger”. Luckily several people watched everything unfold and the judge didn’t rule in his favor. But I felt some type of way about it.
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Decided to run a league with Cascade Beans, slightly updated my list: 2-1 vs Mono B Scam 2-1 vs Sultai Vengevine 2-1 vs Rakdos Scam 2-1 vs Yawg 2-1 vs Living End Deck is still great, Scam is still almost unloseable. @fireshoes
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2 years
If you’re not beating Rakdos or Mono Green don’t even go bruh. Just go to the aquarium instead. 🐠
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10 months
5-0'd our league with Mono Red, still live waiting for the chally to start.. @fireshoes
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10 months
[LIVE] Playing some "meta" Mono Red Aggro in the Challenge today, come hangout. Let's talk RC stuff, chill and burn.
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@ShudderTCG Limited PTQ. I’m DOB. I make a last effort attack with Traxos. Opp. is at 6, blocks with a 1/1. “Go to damage?” “Sure” “Ok you’re dead.” Opp. checks their life total, calls a judge. Tells the judge they didn’t realize they were at 6 and asks for a rewind. Denied.
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Finished 8-2 for 3rd in the Standard Challenge, ran great till the very end. @fireshoes 2-1 vs Esper Legend 2-0 vs Esper Legend 1-2 vs Mirror 2-0 vs Mirror 2-0 vs Esper Legend 2-0 vs Mirror 2-1 vs Mirror 2-1 vs Rakdos Aggro QF: 2-1 vs Orzhov Midrange SF: 1-2 vs Mirror
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Ran two leagues with BR Sac tonight. First was a 4-1 losing to Amalia, second was a 5-0. Dunno if the deck is good rn, I just enjoy playing it tbh. Matchups in the replies.. @fireshoes
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