Danny Kelly
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it's always a good sign when you go to germany to see about your injury
Shanahan: Christian McCaffrey (Achilles tendonitis) seeing specialist in Germany.
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my favorite play in football is when the quarterback is frantically clapping and screaming and stomping his feet to try to get the snap off before the play-clock expires and the center just aggressively does absolutely nothing
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@lazerdoov
one time my friends & i built a zipline from the top of a tree to the ground across a creek (dumbshits). The first guy to go yells "do or die!", jumps, & the handle on the zipline immediately breaks and he falls about 40 feet, hitting every branch on the way down. he was fine
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Rodgers is done for the night but lets slam breece hall into the defense a few more times
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i know i'm probably late to this but it's funny that minnesota's offense is jefferson addison mattison and hockenson. insane amount of sonning
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at the super bowl this week and the most star struck ive felt so far is when I saw the loft from new girl
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jacksonville media should keep trying to trick urban meyer by asking him about fake players and made up plays and see what he'll say about them
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🚨🚨🚨
there was a guy named Sneeze Achiu on the 1927 Triangles and his position is listed as "/"
My colleagues
@NFLResearch
have confirmed
@raiders
42 first half points are most first half points scored by a team coming off a shutout.
It breaks the previous record of 34 points by the 1927 Frankford Yellow Jackets who were coming off a 0-0 tie vs the Dayton Triangles
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why do bosa's hamstrings have biceps
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rob gronkowski runs like a b-17 that's limping home from a bombing run over germany with 30 holes from flak, 2 engines out and half the tail rudder gone
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@lazerdoov
lmao this reminds me too about how my friends and i used to drive around with a super high-powered spotlight and just point it into people's homes as we slowly drove by. just blind the shit out of families eating dinner in the front window, dad gets mad and throws his napkin down
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my guy you took him 8th overall
Falcons coach Arthur Smith, told that Drake London had one fewer reception than Desmond Ridder in today's win: "Let the fantasy guys worry about that. We've got to clean some things up ... We don't care. Drake London doesn't care. All we care about is 1-0."
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tj hockenson scored 39.9 points in week 4 and 1.6 points in week 5, why do we do this to ourselves
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Saw 12 men respond to a young carpenter’s son from Nazareth like this in AD 27 too
Saw a team respond to a young QB just like this in 2001. This is Purdy’s team now
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my main thing is that I just hope everyone does a good job of drafting tonight
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lmao
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18 percent of adam schefter's tweets this nfl season have mentioned dee virgin
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talking to my analytics guys and they're telling me a 50+ yard td is the right decision there
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Singletary on keeping
#26
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Devin Singletary (5.1) is averaging more yards per carry than Saquon Barkley (4.5) this season *ducks*
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for the mariners, this is like if the seattle NHL team adopted the mascot SEAHAWK MURDERER
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The Seahawks hosted free agent WR Kadarius Toney on a visit.
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lol the chiefs WRs are a greek tragedy
Mecole Hardman 2 carries for 1 yard with 2 fumbles and 0 targets has to be the worst WR stat line in history
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lmao they're booing their team the literal next game after winning a super bowl
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in fantasy football ive found that sometimes i get things right and other times coaches are dumb
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I'm bummed to see the Pete Carroll era end. He's a Seattle institution and created some of the best years in Seahawks history. I've bought into to so many of his philosophical mantras and respect his dogged, resolute optimism. He's influenced so many. So, salute to a legend
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respect to chris westry too for deciding, fuck it, i'll take this on even that dude clearly can't be eligible
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No one:
Literally no one:
No one at all, in the entire world:
Crickets:
A calm, quiet, windless night in the middle of the ocean, with no sound at all:
The cold, dark, soundless vacuum of space:
ESPN: Hey let’s make the yards indicator and flag notification the same color
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witherspoon, to put it in official scouting terms, is a maniac
Happy to see
@ConnorJRogers
and
@TampaBayTre
have joined me on the Devon Witherspoon CB1 train.
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do you think marshawn knows the names of any of the guys he's shaking hands with?
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“And furthermore if I had him on my team i would play him approximately 55% of snaps”
Falcons HC Arthur Smith said Deebo Samuel is a "complete football player."
Said he thinks he could probably play any position other than left tackle.
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Amazing seeing how much everyone in sports media loved and admired John Clayton. A legend and Hall of Famer who was always very kind to me. Encyclopedic knowledge of the sport
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is there a german word for how you literally dread watching your favorite team even when it wins more often than not
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31 teams better make sure the chiefs don't get kadarius toney
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incredible mahomes contract. i can barely remember what i was doing 12 years ago, at the start of 2020
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i saw
@Nate_Tice
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they asked me for a scouting report on Kayvon Thibodeaux and this is what i handed in:
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i know a lot goes into it but it's bizarre to me that belichick had to interview for a coaching job. it's like tom cruise auditioning for a role
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Gase has a long history of getting the least out of his good players, overusing his less-good players, alienating his stars, helming terrible offenses, so i mean, sure fuck it
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Pete Carroll to every opposing coach every week: Ahhh you think chaos is your ally? You merely adopted the chaos. I was born in it, molded by it.
The Seahawks have literally never played in a normal game.
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he had sex in the fitness center?
Carson Wentz asked about rehabbing while on his honeymoon. Pauses. “I got some workouts in.” After a burst of laughter, he added, “In the fitness center.” 👌🏼😜
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feels like diontae johnson and ronald jones are two players who could either lead the NFL in yards or get benched forever
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David Montgomery: If you need 8 points, i'll get you 10, if you need 20 points, i'll get you 10
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a good thing to remember when setting your keenan allen lineups tonight is that the entirety of human existence has been nothing more than a blink of an eye in the planet's lifetime and that soon, the machines will take over and free us from the burden of freedom
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No one in this league has any idea who they’re playing ever. An absolute hellscape
Congratulations to
@DannyBKelly
for getting the 1 seed in the Ringer Fantasy Football League
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that missed XP probably won't make a difference in the game, says me, a person who has watched the seahawks play before
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there's nothing you could say to me to convince me that vanderbilt, purdue, and wake forest are actually different football teams
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this guy was definitely getting into arguments with brandon staley in an SB Nation comment sections from 2012 through 2016
I hope the Vikings hire 49ers OC Mike McDaniel, simply for the press conference vibes
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this is the plot to ARGO
Patriots’ advance scout was not filming but being filmed, per a league source. He was being filmed for a feature the team produced called, "Do Your Job." The video crew was credentialed by the Browns to shoot video in the press box and their PR person was aware, per the source
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this is like telling people you were in the FBI because you bought a Female Body Inspector t-shirt at the Jersey Shore
"She also is a Rhodes scholar," Trump's
@PressSec
says of Amy Coney Barrett, who did not receive a Rhodes Scholarship to study at Oxford, but instead received her BA from Rhodes College in Tennessee.
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not even kidding what's percy doing
#Seahawks
are still working through the Marshawn Lynch meeting and physical. Meanwhile, they’re expected to sign RB Robert Turbin, sources say. One reunion about to go down, another still in the works.
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they can do this but we've got 70 year olds spotting a football on every play and using chains to measure?
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Apple AirPod cases are a modern marvel of high tech engineering, ergonomically and ballistically designed to fire your AirPods at a rate of 2000 feet per second like white hot shrapnel if you drop them with pods in case
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One thing I loved about John was how a radio host could ask him something about literally anything, like, say, what to get your wife for valentines? And he’d answer without hesitation like he was consulting his spreadsheet. Amazing
Like a lot of Seattle sports fans, I looked up to John; I’ll never forget when he emerged from Hall of Fame voting to tell me, excitedly, that Kenny Easley got in. He loved Seahawks football and we loved him for it. RIP to a kind, thoughtful man.
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the only way this could get more perfect is if taysom vultures kamara's sixth TD
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the thing about the seahawks is that they don't really try to score points until they have to
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#SOMENEWS
: been off the grid the last few weeks workshopping cutting-edge dad jokes and transforming my bod to dad status. Calvin (aka the real Babytron) is healthy and 23 inches long, with vines for arms, meat hooks for hands, and feet the size of scuba flippers
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Mark Andrews threw his hands up like "throw me the ball" and Lamar Jackson threw his hands up like "I'm getting the fucking first down, dude"
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oh god. oh GOD
Drew Lock is a part of the trade to the Seahawks, per sources.
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The players have big huge gigantic numbers emblazoned on two sides of their massive bodies so people in the third level can tell who they are and this ref missed it from like a foot away
This explanation from John Parry makes the refs sound even worse & is insane. He’s saying even though Decker reported to the ref it’s Decker’s fault that the ref didn’t recognize or hear him. SVP rightfully pushed back on Parry but Parry is defending ref for missing it. Unreal
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it just occurred to me that this tweet actually got the last laugh
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josh johnson was signing with teams before you were born and he'll be doing it long after you've died
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hey man you guys used the 4th overall pick on him
Arthur Smith when asked about Kyle Pitts lack of targets: "It's not fantasy football. We're just trying to win."
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hardman and MVS catching the two touchdowns is just classic
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every single day starting at precisely 3:30 pm pacific time, my dog stares at me for one straight hour until 4:30 when i feed him
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Thinking about all those Seahawks fans who made a deal w the devil to get a week 1 win over Russell Wilson, and hoping eternal damnation is underrated
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PANDA WATCH
BREAKING: China to send two pandas to the San Diego Zoo as an act of 'panda diplomacy' towards the United States
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the seahawks needed someone who weird people can believe is better than geno smith
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literally without fail the instant any QB that's not zach wilson comes in the jets offense turns into the best offense in the NFL
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Saw this on IG and want to submit to the all time names list
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never understood the idea of designing a dome stadium that still lets players get completely blinded by the sun
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QB: fuckin snap it, fuck shit fuck shit fuck goddamn it fuckin snap it man!
Center:
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i liked it more when the seahawks offense was extremely good, not shitty like it is now
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adam gase losing the jets trevor lawrence would truly be a fitting legacy
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i don't know or care if it's true but irsay in the bathroom at the mcdaniels' house for ONE HOUR is the funniest thing i've ever heard
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since becoming the starter in week 13 Brock Purdy is tied for the nfl lead with 13 touchdown passes in that stretch. he's first in passer rating (112). so that's a normal thing that makes sense
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been meaning to ask, what was the deal with pete carroll wearing a hat for the first time in his life today
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a lot of people on here acting like they've never seen the seahawks play
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if we're going by the "teams should do what opposing fans don't want them to do" dogma, which we absolutely should, i was terrified of cam running that exact play. and i am stunned seattle stopped it.
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I wonder what brandon staley’s username was on SB nation blogs from the early and mid 2010s
"Sack production is one of those illusioned stats in the league. Hurries and hits, from a data standpoint, is a predictable measure of future success. Sack production can spike where pressure production is more consistent over time."
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the seahawks feel like a team who heard about blitzing and were like, wow that sounds awesome let's try it
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Pete Carroll, lying in his bed, dying, many years from now, will look back and his only regret will be all the times he went for it on 4th down
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mahomes runs like he's trying to get to a home run ball in the beer garden but not spill his pint
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everything in life is irrelevant, if you think about it, and nothing matters and no one will remember you, eat arbys
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now might be a good time to remind you that kirk cousins looks exactly like the guy from team America world police
Seriously. Kirk Cousins IS Joe (the All-American QB) from Team America World Police. Love it.
#HTTR
#MSU
#spartyon
http://t.co/DcvS1mmCZG
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Sam LaPorta:
H: 6'3"
W: 245 pounds
Arm : 32 1/8
Hand: 10 1/4
Brock Bowers:
H: 6'3"
W: 243
Arm: 32 3/4
Hand: 9 3/4
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