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Satoshi Nakamoto

@DameTechie

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I am somewhat of an Engineer myself 😁 | I read and I know things 🥴.

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Satoshi Nakamoto
3 months
Ministries should be governed by industry experts, not politicians. Minimum inafaa Kua 12 years experience na Masters degree.
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Satoshi Nakamoto
2 months
Nimejaribu kuingia dating site 😂. Mnakuanga Na nguvu haki. Eeeii. I cannot. The absolute ghetto. Anyway, I'm permanently banned from tinder and bumble... Mko?
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Mimi kusema ukweli I will try, try again, try again, try again, try.Sometimes hua kinaniramba but hua nasimama tu. 3 rejection emails in 2 weeks. But mi Ni chopi kuliko vile nilikua 2 weeks ago. Who wants a lecture on OOP Na design patterns? Rendercon nitakua Na content ajab! 😂
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Satoshi Nakamoto
2 months
Bulking season!!! Nataka skull crushers since I don't save lives no more!
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Satoshi Nakamoto
6 months
Job hunting is a BITCH!!! 🙄 Anyone looking for a seasoned Frontend engineer ? React, Next, Node. Look no further, Dame-Techie got you 😎.
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Satoshi Nakamoto
2 months
We rest when we die.
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Satoshi Nakamoto
2 years
Naming my code Murife so that it doesn't stop running.
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Satoshi Nakamoto
3 months
Kuna tutorial hell... Alafu Kuna chatgpt hell 😅. Yaani you can spend 2 hours debugging an AIs code ☹️. Wacha tu Sasa nitumie akili. Chatgpt ni ya confirmation bias tu.
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Satoshi Nakamoto
6 months
Woman of codings.
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6 months
Man of sayans.
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Satoshi Nakamoto
1 year
Swindlers planning their next move.
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Satoshi Nakamoto
1 year
3/4 my life revolves around the gym. If I'm looking for a new house or a place for vacation, how close is it to the gym? For work, would the salary allow me to pay for at least 6 months gym membership? 2-3 hrs of my day, I'll be lifting weights... And maybe your spirit 😁
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Satoshi Nakamoto
1 year
My heart is full. I had a lovely session @renderconke
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masila
1 year
@DameTechie taking us through Sessions in Nextjs @renderconke
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Satoshi Nakamoto
5 months
I recently got into a company that uses Vue.js. wueh! I'm used to having a large component having say 70-80 lines. Yaani a single file in Vue can have 700 lines ? 😮‍💨. Mayooooo!!!
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Satoshi Nakamoto
1 year
Starting a whole Jira board for my life juu hii Maisha imeanza kukaa project 😪.
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Satoshi Nakamoto
6 months
Who should I add?
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Satoshi Nakamoto
16 days
Múrima finest 😁.
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Satoshi Nakamoto
1 month
Had my first full body massage today... It was so good I slept like a baby. I should pay people to touch me more often 😁.
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Satoshi Nakamoto
1 year
@OlePundit I'm a Moringa school alumni, I don't regret a penny spent. Also, look at completion rates for self-paced learning vs institutions like Moringa school. People learn differently, usifunikie akili.
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Satoshi Nakamoto
3 months
Wanataka dialogue na tulikua kadi 2 weeks before they tried forcing that finance bill down our throats 😅. They will not believe!!! Due process is overdue MFs!!
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Satoshi Nakamoto
12 days
🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳 Can't wait!!
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Zindua School
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Meet Albina, @DameTechie , Senior Frontend Developer at Nathan Digital. With a strong background working in startups and a passion for innovation, she brings experience and energy to every project. 🚀
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Satoshi Nakamoto
2 months
@gretathunbutt I hope I have the strength. It's the swiping that's killing me... Na nudes za machokoraa
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Satoshi Nakamoto
6 months
Thankyou @reactdevske for having me. Looking forward to more of these ❤️.
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Reactjs Developer Community in Kenya
6 months
Live from ReactDevsKE Meetup @moringaschool , Albina N. Muturi ( @DameTechie ) is up next with "Clean all that boilerplate code with React Query". Get ready for some coding magic! ✨ #ReactDevsKe #ReactQuery #TechTalks
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Satoshi Nakamoto
2 years
I forget how old I am until my peers start graduating with masters. Like, ok babe, chill. Wtf is a masters? We are just kids... stop running!
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Satoshi Nakamoto
1 month
I tried going for therapy. By the third visit I was already making up stories just to see how my therapist would react. I think I'm broken... I probably need therapy 😁
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Satoshi Nakamoto
1 year
Jana I was ranting to a friend and he hit me with "Wacha hasira kifua imee". I'm not okay 😭😭😭.
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Satoshi Nakamoto
28 days
Weather sponsored by yours truly and the coven of Murima women.
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Satoshi Nakamoto
3 months
Debugging people's code should be categorized as an extreme sport. Nguvu nimebakisha ni ya kujipeleka psyc ward 😭.
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Satoshi Nakamoto
1 year
Ma-1-2-1-2 😉 Thanks @renderconke for the opportunity. Can't wait to teach and learn some new things 🥳🥳🥳. See you there !!!
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Satoshi Nakamoto
2 months
Mpesa App has shown me shenge today. @chepsi_ please, stop pushing to prod on Friday.
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Satoshi Nakamoto
8 months
Nwayz...
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Satoshi Nakamoto
1 year
Tupo site w/ @kharioki
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Satoshi Nakamoto
1 month
Someone at the office just sat and said "Wacha Sasa niingie Albina mode" 😂. Kumbe huku Twitter ndio Hua hamnirespect!!!
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Satoshi Nakamoto
11 months
I love seeing women doing things. Working, dancing, cooking, getting pretty, working out... I understand you straight men 😅.
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Satoshi Nakamoto
5 months
I've always struggled with DSAs sijui Ni juu I've always thought it's difficult. I'm going through Grokking Algorithms and for once the math is mathing.
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Satoshi Nakamoto
4 months
Tupo site tupo site!!! #WTDKenya #WTDSummitKE2024
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Satoshi Nakamoto
2 months
I'm the "hyper", "crazy", "energetic", "intense", "bubbly" friend... No guys, it's mental illness 😅. When God was dishing out ADHD, I was patient[0], so I got the cracked version.
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Satoshi Nakamoto
2 months
@MissGordons1 Disiyai, is that you ?
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Satoshi Nakamoto
5 months
The anxiety that comes between that final interview and getting an offer 😭.
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Satoshi Nakamoto
6 months
Nothing beats Nothing packaging 🥴
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Satoshi Nakamoto
3 months
@Bisieri_ Itabidi integrity background check pia.
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Satoshi Nakamoto
5 months
Not all relationships are toxic. Sometimes you meet a kindred spirit. Someone that just gets you. You get to love, be loved. You experience loyalty, respect, high highs, some lows, laughs, play, friendship! Just a whole package kind of deal. Will I do it again ? YES.
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Satoshi Nakamoto
2 months
Manifesting SE 2 at MS by end of the year and an Audi A4 2017+ by mid next year .... Inshallah!! 🕯️🕯️🕯️
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Lisan Al-Gaib
2 months
I talked about the RTX 3080 like this for 2 years to anyone who would listen until I finally got one in 2022 😂😂
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Satoshi Nakamoto
2 months
@MambaKalii 🤭🤭🤭 Tulipeleka tabia za XOT tinder 😂
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Satoshi Nakamoto
6 months
Come Yee, come all !! Tupatane Saturday at Moringa school.
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Reactjs Developer Community in Kenya
6 months
Albina ( @DameTechie ) will be helping us clean all that boilerplate code with Tanstack's React Query. #reactdevske #reactjskenya #reactjske 3/5
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Satoshi Nakamoto
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@KenKaggawa No, I just identify as one
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Satoshi Nakamoto
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Satoshi Nakamoto
12 days
Being in a relationship is fun and all... But have you tried being single 😂😂😂? Too much fun. Kwa ndoa nitakua day scholar.
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Satoshi Nakamoto
2 months
Talking stages huku nje ni ngumu. I have 5 texts in me, every 2 days and that's it!
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Satoshi Nakamoto
4 months
Looking for someone that can be with me through thick and thin. I'm already thicccc, so we halfway there baby 😚.
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Satoshi Nakamoto
3 months
Sorry guys, must've clapped my cheeks too hard when getting into these jeans. #tremor
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Satoshi Nakamoto
2 years
@DeniseAllela @Kai_mwanyumba @PLPAfrica . Free scholarship, 16 weeks bootcamp, top notch instructors, all virtual, access to instructors 25/8. Moringa school happens to be quite expensive. Try out the @PLPAfrica program. 👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾
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Satoshi Nakamoto
2 months
Nimepewa merging powers huku big corp.
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Satoshi Nakamoto
2 months
Fun fact Friday? Sure. Wonder why police are so aggressive and violent hata Kama wanateseka kutuliko? There is nothing as dangerous as a small man with great authority. Check out the Stanford Prison experiment.
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Satoshi Nakamoto
2 months
All this because I'm too shy to dance on tik tok and ask them to tap tap on my screen 😭.
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Satoshi Nakamoto
5 months
I still don't know who convinced babes they become bulky and masculine after lifting weights 😐. This is what 3+ years of consistent weight lifting looks like. Inueni Chuma mamas 🤗.
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Satoshi Nakamoto
15 days
Niko Kwa matatu and the conductor says "tunaweka Kwa pochi. Sufuri, Saba, nne, sufuri, nane.... " Nani alipea waluhya hii kazi 😂?
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Satoshi Nakamoto
1 month
@WarriorRapid @gatere_mark Si ulinikataa vile MS inamkataa.
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Satoshi Nakamoto
3 months
Something we need to look into is the fact that the Gen Z demographic doesn't vote. Hatuna voters cards. Agenda next Ni kutafuta Kura and to get these nincompoops out of office. With our number we can easily tip the scales. #RejecetFinanceBill2024
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Satoshi Nakamoto
27 days
Today I'm working on a bug that has no errors?? Show me the red lines goddamit!!! How do I fix you if I can't see you 😭😭😭😭. I am losing my God damn mind!!!
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Satoshi Nakamoto
6 months
Can you exclusively use SSR with server actions in Next 14 without leveraging CSR?
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Satoshi Nakamoto
26 days
What does the *this* keyword in javascript represent?
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Satoshi Nakamoto
3 months
Tear gas imenisaidia kumaliza mauchungu ilikua imebaki kwa previous heartbreak.
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Satoshi Nakamoto
4 months
@WTD_Kenya
Write the Docs Kenya #WTDKenya
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Satoshi Nakamoto
2 months
Today my PR was declined after nikalie bug for 3hrs 😭. I have never known such pain. But walahi it works on my machine.
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Satoshi Nakamoto
6 months
The inside of this app is still a little messy, but when I am done hunny 🥴...
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Satoshi Nakamoto
5 months
I absolutely love trolling these con guys. Kwanza nawaambia nimepata, wanipee dakika 10 nifike home nirudishe. 10 minutes of thinking they made bank 😂.
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Satoshi Nakamoto
4 months
Kila siku Niko Na government induced anger!!! #RejectFinanceBill2024
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Satoshi Nakamoto
5 months
Kumbe Ni ukweli mapenzi inaweza fanya ushindwe kukula 😂.
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Satoshi Nakamoto
1 month
Just sat and remembered tukiwa form 1, there was this babe that became number 1 the whole year. Akasema hana competition, anataka kuenda Alliance 😅. Where are you Kemunto?
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Satoshi Nakamoto
1 month
Tried listening to a motivational book today 😂. The voice in my head is like "aaaggghhh! Mi usiniadvice."
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@DameTechie
Satoshi Nakamoto
2 months
Heart break ya this time inanunua Audi. Mark my words!!!
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Satoshi Nakamoto
2 months
@noah_muhindi Teach me your ways.
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@DameTechie
Satoshi Nakamoto
1 month
Finally got to reading "You Don't Know JS Yet". I'm doing it for the pick up lines. Protect the nerds in your area. Mama Nerd Rizz is in town 😁.
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Satoshi Nakamoto
3 months
Best part of my job... When someone asks me a question and I nerd out... And then they nerd out back. Bliiisssss
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Satoshi Nakamoto
2 months
God blessing me with an opportunity to remind people that Mimi si wao 😅. If you think you are petty, I am pettier... And if you offend me enough and I decide to hit, it'll always be below the belt.
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Satoshi Nakamoto
3 months
@Gambino_925 Stay on script. Hizi ni gani?
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@DameTechie
Satoshi Nakamoto
2 years
@katampekerempe @_fels1 They are single mothers because men won't take responsibility for their children. Why are men just whining and not seeing their contribution in the change in societal balance?
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Satoshi Nakamoto
3 months
Hiyo tremor imenikumbusha vile ulikua unanitetemesha. Anyway, say hi to your mum for me
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Satoshi Nakamoto
2 months
Robert Greene books 👌🏾. On the laws of human nature, Generational patterns. This is definitely Ruto's last attempt at power. The current generation is a tide that even he can't overcome. Technically ako Na mwaka moja coz 2026-2027 Ni campaigns. We shall not forget!!
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Satoshi Nakamoto
2 months
Tunaandika JS huku tukibishana Na watu twitter.
@KenyanSays
The Kenyan Vigilante
2 months
Where did Index 1s in our highschool go to? Tom Musembi questions...weeeh where are we headed as a generation
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Satoshi Nakamoto
5 months
@abadojack @Ch3roh Shameless is a 10/10 show. I had the biggest crush on Lip 😭. When he got a baby I felt like he was cheating on me.
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@DameTechie
Satoshi Nakamoto
1 year
@OlePundit Enda jaza hizo 25 empty repositories Na code Kwanza babaaa.
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Satoshi Nakamoto
3 months
Hii ndio masaa Safaricom inafaa kuzima net!!! @SafaricomPLC , mzime!!
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@DameTechie
Satoshi Nakamoto
23 days
@WarriorRapid Senior Junior umefikiwa 😂
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@DameTechie
Satoshi Nakamoto
6 months
Someone has been paying off my credit card debt 🤐. I've never shown anyone my credit card, it just receives random payments. Maombi works guys. OMBENI!!
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@DameTechie
Satoshi Nakamoto
6 months
Best thing I've done for myself in the past month is actively follow tech Twitter. Can't wait to start contributing 😊.
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@DameTechie
Satoshi Nakamoto
1 year
I dunno how men do this life thing without crying. Crying solves half the problem guys. I promise
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@DameTechie
Satoshi Nakamoto
3 months
Are we a joke to this government? #RutoMustGo
@Kvaati
Jac
3 months
I have just downloaded the Appropriation Bill 2024 as submitted by Ndindi Nyoro and my first observation is that the Presidency is allocated 4.1Billion. The statehouse affairs is allocated 7Billion. Gachagua is allocated 4.5Billion. Govt Printing services is 700Million?
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Satoshi Nakamoto
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I can't complete watching a series, but I have to finish 😅. So, when I get to sn 3 of anything, I watch the first 2 min and the last 5 min of every second episode. Huko katikati najijazia. Follow for more Lifehacks.
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Satoshi Nakamoto
1 year
@Verbocaine And I bet you don't know what it's like to deadlift 110kg 😁.
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Satoshi Nakamoto
4 months
Typescript !!!
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Satoshi Nakamoto
3 months
Talked to a financial manager today. I understand why babes want 6'5 nigga, with a trust fund, in finance.
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@DameTechie
Satoshi Nakamoto
5 months
For a slight second there, I had forgotten who I am. Game time 😈!
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@DameTechie
Satoshi Nakamoto
2 months
@EmmanuelNgunnzi Huku Wacha tuachie mababa zetu
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@DameTechie
Satoshi Nakamoto
2 months
With my Dzaddy, JS. I promise I have a life
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Satoshi Nakamoto
3 months
Mbona watu wanapiga makofi hiki kimtu kikiongea? 😒
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@DameTechie
Satoshi Nakamoto
3 months
Jana tulikua criminals, Leo tumekua sons and daughters.
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@DameTechie
Satoshi Nakamoto
12 days
Wait, guys... Do you know IEBC said they will not be registering new voters ?
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