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I was thinking of a lost and found thingie. If someone finds your ID they post it on the app with pickup details and you receive a notification once found.
DEEPLE KIOKO KYALO hafai kulipa 1000 bob. Tumtafute nimpee ID yake
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Kelly's Messaging app?
😂
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Reminds me of this guy who said he once accepted a laptop bag as a gift from his girlfriend. When they broke up, the girl said, "kama si mimi ungekua unabeba laptop na gunia"
Why doesn't my boyfriend borrow me money? I mean, my Mpesa always has money na ata nikiona anastruggle nimwambie nimpee dooh hataki, nikimtumia bila kumuuliza ata anaezareverse. What could be the problem?
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I'm pleased to announce that I am joining 𝑇𝘩𝑒 𝐵𝘦𝑡𝘵𝑒𝘳 𝘖𝑝𝘵𝑖𝘰𝑛 as an Android Engineer. I'm eager to learn from the talented team and explore this amazing opportunity.
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Filling the excel sheet. And it has weird requirements; Oh! it only works on internet explorer v 1.2.342 on windows 98 with a keyboard smeared with the blood of a purple cow that has 7 legs.
What is the most challenging area when filing your 2022 Individual income tax return?
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I hope this summarises it well. There's no need to thank me.
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Imagine if daily standups started like this.
"Yesterday, you said you'd close this bug ticket."
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If they are the only ones wearing gloves and stand closest to the goal almost always
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I present Techbro Abuya ie. Techbuya.🤣🤣
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In this photo, there are; Two tech leads, a principal engineer,an engineering manager, a GDE and me, loved dearly by my parents. 🌚🌚
@tamrefrank
relocates, farewell.
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Scenes: I like how you commit 🌚🌚🌚
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Are you a remote worker? Work from a café near you courtesy of Kenya Power.
Kenya Power, helping build local businesses since 1963.
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This dev thingy, one day, you feel unstoppable and can provide solutions to the toughest of engineering problems, other days, you dream of living in a land far away from civilization. On both days you must give updates on standup.😂😂😂
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Came across this form 4 paper. Without revising, how many would you comfortably score if you had to sit for the paper now?
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How about we fix this wonderful country of ours and stay. No place like home.
Share those tech jobs that come with relocation packages 😒😒
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The knowledge I think I have while going in for a technical interview 😂😂
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Mama fua with the bedsheets after the meeting.
Mama fua alisema "nitolee nguo" kwa background nikiongea kwa teams call, mpaka leo that statement is used against me.
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I am an android engineer, and I have time to tweet every time gradle is building.
Seeing dev's active every time here on X make me wonder what time do you guys write some lines😂
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Trying to work on feature work, bug fixing, updating dependencies, working on legacy code, and attending meetings as a software dev.
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Next year devfest wakiniwekea tu bouncing castle. Itakua sherehe kubwa.
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Not to brag, but my girlfriend got me this for my 30th birthday. Came with 4 games
There is no better gift to give to a man than buying him PS5 😌
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When you say you have been working on a task for a few days now, you open the specification document and you don't have access.
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Dating successful women requires a strong will. mtu anakupigia akikuambia, "I am hunting down a deal, I have 6m and I am 500k shy." Sahio hajui wewe umeomba Jack 50 bob ya mahindi na hata yeye hakua nayo. Mrembo anabaki akishanga anadate kondoo gani hii.
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Ahhh
Quote with a picture of your workstation. I want to see something small.
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Yoohh, this year, I finally figured out the X balloons. 😅😅 This alone deserves tea.
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Thank you for your interest in this role, however we regret to inform that...
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Mtu anafanyanga aje ndio aone zile balloons za birthday😂😂? Asking for a friend.
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Don't stress over rigid timelines in your learning journey! Learning isn't a race. Focus on understanding the concepts. It's about the journey, not just the destination! reminds me of someone who had set a week to learn everything git related, and 10 weeks to be a frontend dev.
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With tea and mandazi weather upon us, remember once bitten twice chai.
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Alikua na good motives lakini aka chew-haha...
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Motif vile alizima beats time Chiwawa alikuwa anaingia ange wacha tu ibaki imezima 😩
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Sina mac lakini bado nitakula cheese,
nakunywa apple juice baridi, labda ndio maana laptop yangu inafreeze,
niko na flu ndio maana nimesneeze,
nahung up after standup juu ni porojo nimegive.
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Today, I did a job interview on Codility, and they threw me two RXJava questions in an online code editor with no syntax highlighting and code completion, etc. 😅 Last time I touched RX was back in 2019 when I was refactoring the codebase to coroutines.
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Friday reminder. Remember to shut down your laptop and enjoy the weekend. The bugs, like the disappointing code you wrote, are not going anywhere.
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A picture of everyone who has bought an expensive car and spent money on tuning it to get good speeds even though they can save money by getting a CX-5.
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My girlfriend went on a trip and got similar mosquito bites. I hope the government does something about the huge mosquitoes around the Lake Naivasha region.
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Juzi
@_jumaallan
alinitag kwa post ya ufala wamama wakanifollow. Hawajui sina pesa na Maths sikupata D ya kupeana
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A few years back, our engineering manager was interviewing a candidate for a backend role when the guy started by saying he doesn't even have the skills he just wanted to introduce him to some pyramid scheme. 🤣🤣🤣
what is the most insane thing someone has said during a interview
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Sasa sai mmeharibu another term. Mtu hata hawezi sema anataka kukua backend developer. SMH
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Scenes during Sprint review because someone didn't complete their sprint work.🤣
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Umetulia tu na stress zako unatagiwa twitter family ati uko na spouse ama wewe ni children😂
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@_jumaallan
in women's D-Ms be like;
Najua nilianguka Maths lakini natafta mtu wa kupea hiyo D.
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Guys, the president has said that he has created employment for youth in the construction industry. He is clearly inviting us to go and contribute to his masterplan by starting with the Statehouse from tomorrow. I have booked all plumbing works.
#RutoMustGo
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A group of friends and I have been working on this silly KMM - Rick and Morty app. Making it public for anyone who wants a point of reference or wants to play around with KMM. Feel free to improve, fix or add functionality.
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Our very best🥲
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Trust
@michaelbukachi
and
@wangerekaharun
to wing a technical session.. had really interesting conversations on our session. It was a pleasure...
@droidconke
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Me when I see my friends at devfest.😅😅
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I have created a number of good first issues on the
@droidconke
Android Kotlin Repository. Please check them out here.
Happy contributing.
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Reminder to vote for anyone who was not involved in this government.
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Tumekua team lunch celebrating our colleague who just had a newborn wakaambia jamaa fulani, "wengine wakilea wewe unalea dready." Ingikua mimi ningeenda home immediately. Anyway, wacha hata nioshe viombo nilikua nimewacha.
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Work from home can be monotonous. Need a change. Here are some great alternatives around Nairobi.
Ps. I'll be adding to the list.
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It was a pleasure hosting 😅. See you at droidcon 2024.
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Points ni zile zile;
1. Population pressure.
2. Attack from neighboring communities.
3. Pests and diseases.
4. Government policy.
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Idea. We start a cooking show for techies.
Pancakes mornings. Wait, kumbe ni lunchtime 😆 Saw
@_Chepsi
post baking nikasema why not have pancakes today.
Regards,
Your Favourite chef.
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Idea; KRA hosts a hackathon for devs to solve the issue of the filling returns. A small compensation can be issued to everyone who participates and completes.
Filling the excel sheet. And it has weird requirements; Oh! it only works on internet explorer v 1.2.342 on windows 98 with a keyboard smeared with the blood of a purple cow that has 7 legs.
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I have just seen an entry-level job opening that requires 5 years experience as a dev, at least 3 should be as an android engineer, and 4 years minimum hands-on git experience. When I usually tell people I am just starting out this is what I mean.
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Nikikumbuka vile ndugu yangu
@abadojack
hapo zamani alikua ananipigia 3 am akilia juu ya kuteswa na mapendo, wacha tukule jollof kwa amani.
I guess tonight we're all Nigerians. Let me eat the jollof rice in my refrigerator
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Since mapema ndio best. We have started active development for the
#droidconKE23
android app. Feel free to raise PRs, discussions, or even questions, and any of our experienced code owners will be happy to answer/review. Link to the GitHub repo
@droidconke
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I'm pleased to host the first ever AndroidBits Spaces session on Thurs 29th April from 7:00PM to 8:00pm EAT with a superstar lineup of android devs such as
@_jumaallan
@wangerekaharun
@valentinerutto
@AdhiamboOyier
@_davidodari
@hannah_omu
@IamKlvin
@michaelbukachi
@El_Fasoh
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This side of the Kenyan Tech community >>>>>
Taking this moment to express my heartfelt gratitude for the generosity, retweets and likes towards helping me get a laptop.
@NdemoKelvin
@_jumaallan
@abel_masila
@brotich_254
thank you so much for your generous contributions, I can never able to thank you enough.
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If you can, use every opportunity possible to pair-program. The amount of information I have gathered from such sessions is immense.
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I am looking forward to this exciting opportunity.
Greetings Droids!👩💻👨💻
Join us this Wednesday for an exciting deep dive into Data Persistence Mastery!
Uncover cutting-edge techniques and tools that will transform your data handling with
@chepsi_
RSVP:
#AndroidDev
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Another form of investment is investing in yourself and the tools that make you money... Your skills (conferences, books, etc.), laptop, workspace, home, health, Internet, networks etc.
How do you guys invest your income/salary?
Let me know what has been working for you.
Apart from joining a Sacco or buying bonds.😅
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Points ni zile zile.
1. Attack from neighbourhood communities
2. Population pressure
3. Lack of capital
4. Government policy
Etc.
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The creativity you need to properly name variables/classes etc. needs to be discussed.
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Nimekuja kuitisha statements zangu za bank naona wakipenyapenya meno huko nyuma. Hawajui ni bank nahama🤣🤣
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Understanding why you're writing the code.
In software development field, What's more important than writing code?
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Mobile engineers make the best partners.
- They give you Room
- They are in a different Realm (I love this db)
- They are Compose'd
- They hold a different view model from you.
- They have a lot of Play Stored in them.
- They are Swift in their movements.
RESTful programmers make the best partners:
- They make sure to PATCH up any arguments.
- They GET your humor.
- They POST you on their socials.
- They PUT you first.
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PM on Monday: Why didn't we deploy this on Friday.
Me who responded to the 'Uko' text on Friday nikivaa viatu:
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Huyu aliambiwa ukishuka kwa Mat chukua Tom Mboya Street mpaka hapa imenti house, akaichukua literally 🤣🤣.
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For it is written, "Never deploy on Fridays" but I strongly urge you to deploy today. Break things in production spend the weekend trying to fix it. Live on the edge, live a little.
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