I was thinking of a lost and found thingie. If someone finds your ID they post it on the app with pickup details and you receive a notification once found.
Reminds me of this guy who said he once accepted a laptop bag as a gift from his girlfriend. When they broke up, the girl said, "kama si mimi ungekua unabeba laptop na gunia"
Why doesn't my boyfriend borrow me money? I mean, my Mpesa always has money na ata nikiona anastruggle nimwambie nimpee dooh hataki, nikimtumia bila kumuuliza ata anaezareverse. What could be the problem?
I'm pleased to announce that I am joining 𝑇𝘩𝑒 𝐵𝘦𝑡𝘵𝑒𝘳 𝘖𝑝𝘵𝑖𝘰𝑛 as an Android Engineer. I'm eager to learn from the talented team and explore this amazing opportunity.
Filling the excel sheet. And it has weird requirements; Oh! it only works on internet explorer v 1.2.342 on windows 98 with a keyboard smeared with the blood of a purple cow that has 7 legs.
In this photo, there are; Two tech leads, a principal engineer,an engineering manager, a GDE and me, loved dearly by my parents. 🌚🌚
@tamrefrank
relocates, farewell.
This dev thingy, one day, you feel unstoppable and can provide solutions to the toughest of engineering problems, other days, you dream of living in a land far away from civilization. On both days you must give updates on standup.😂😂😂
Dating successful women requires a strong will. mtu anakupigia akikuambia, "I am hunting down a deal, I have 6m and I am 500k shy." Sahio hajui wewe umeomba Jack 50 bob ya mahindi na hata yeye hakua nayo. Mrembo anabaki akishanga anadate kondoo gani hii.
Don't stress over rigid timelines in your learning journey! Learning isn't a race. Focus on understanding the concepts. It's about the journey, not just the destination! reminds me of someone who had set a week to learn everything git related, and 10 weeks to be a frontend dev.
Sina mac lakini bado nitakula cheese,
nakunywa apple juice baridi, labda ndio maana laptop yangu inafreeze,
niko na flu ndio maana nimesneeze,
nahung up after standup juu ni porojo nimegive.
Today, I did a job interview on Codility, and they threw me two RXJava questions in an online code editor with no syntax highlighting and code completion, etc. 😅 Last time I touched RX was back in 2019 when I was refactoring the codebase to coroutines.
A picture of everyone who has bought an expensive car and spent money on tuning it to get good speeds even though they can save money by getting a CX-5.
My girlfriend went on a trip and got similar mosquito bites. I hope the government does something about the huge mosquitoes around the Lake Naivasha region.
A few years back, our engineering manager was interviewing a candidate for a backend role when the guy started by saying he doesn't even have the skills he just wanted to introduce him to some pyramid scheme. 🤣🤣🤣
Guys, the president has said that he has created employment for youth in the construction industry. He is clearly inviting us to go and contribute to his masterplan by starting with the Statehouse from tomorrow. I have booked all plumbing works.
#RutoMustGo
A group of friends and I have been working on this silly KMM - Rick and Morty app. Making it public for anyone who wants a point of reference or wants to play around with KMM. Feel free to improve, fix or add functionality.
Tumekua team lunch celebrating our colleague who just had a newborn wakaambia jamaa fulani, "wengine wakilea wewe unalea dready." Ingikua mimi ningeenda home immediately. Anyway, wacha hata nioshe viombo nilikua nimewacha.
Idea; KRA hosts a hackathon for devs to solve the issue of the filling returns. A small compensation can be issued to everyone who participates and completes.
Filling the excel sheet. And it has weird requirements; Oh! it only works on internet explorer v 1.2.342 on windows 98 with a keyboard smeared with the blood of a purple cow that has 7 legs.
I have just seen an entry-level job opening that requires 5 years experience as a dev, at least 3 should be as an android engineer, and 4 years minimum hands-on git experience. When I usually tell people I am just starting out this is what I mean.
Since mapema ndio best. We have started active development for the
#droidconKE23
android app. Feel free to raise PRs, discussions, or even questions, and any of our experienced code owners will be happy to answer/review. Link to the GitHub repo
@droidconke
Taking this moment to express my heartfelt gratitude for the generosity, retweets and likes towards helping me get a laptop.
@NdemoKelvin
@_jumaallan
@abel_masila
@brotich_254
thank you so much for your generous contributions, I can never able to thank you enough.
Greetings Droids!👩💻👨💻
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Another form of investment is investing in yourself and the tools that make you money... Your skills (conferences, books, etc.), laptop, workspace, home, health, Internet, networks etc.
Mobile engineers make the best partners.
- They give you Room
- They are in a different Realm (I love this db)
- They are Compose'd
- They hold a different view model from you.
- They have a lot of Play Stored in them.
- They are Swift in their movements.
RESTful programmers make the best partners:
- They make sure to PATCH up any arguments.
- They GET your humor.
- They POST you on their socials.
- They PUT you first.
For it is written, "Never deploy on Fridays" but I strongly urge you to deploy today. Break things in production spend the weekend trying to fix it. Live on the edge, live a little.