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Watu wa Nyeri and Molo your game was beyond what we asked for ... we placed over 2.5 and you guys gave us Over 3.5 ... phenomenal!!!
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This is a 10 minute read. Read through, twice or thrice to internalize who we are dealing with.
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I am not saying this is a good move but sending this accompanied by a Google link with 1 million signatures would dent that man badly. Guys Don't do it.
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Tuesday might be the biggest Demonstration Nairobi has seen. It might triumph the June 25th one.
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When Senior Bachelors find a lady and settle... It's always an acclimatization 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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NO ONE WANTS TO BURN KENYA.
We Fucking Love this country. This is our home.
Removing some rogue Government operatives is not burning our Country. The Constitution envisaged a situation when a president is impeached/recalled.
There are structures in place!
Msituuzie Uoga
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Until you can be able to connect high levels of Unemployment in Kenya to poor governance, you won't understand why people are going to the streets.
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You see where the computer is placed? That's where most civil servants have their computers.... because they never use them.
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Hapa ndio sufuria ilianza kuchemka na hawakuona... wakalenga... sasa maziwa imemwagika
Sometime in this country we feel hopeless but the courage of Gen Z gives us hope.
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Alhamdulillah!!!
And you don't harvest the water ... you just Alhamdulillah and let it flow!!!
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The Seemingly Winner in This Election is One and Only Chebukati.
He knew that you people don't trust him so he made a Portal for you to download 46,000 Forms 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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E citizen lost 15Billion due to corruption
With 80% of tours and safaris canceled, Kenya's tourism sector is in crisis. The protests must end.
#EconomicShutDown
Market Losses MakeMoney Not Noise
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Oguda would have been what itumbi is today if Baba had won the election.
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Kuna Client ananiambia hii wiki yote ako New York nitokee anunue drinks 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Akajua paper zake hufanyiwa Kahawa Wendani naeza okotwa na FBI na nisiwahi rudi tena
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Other Presidents are launching Manufacturing Companies, yours is launching Computer Labs in 2024
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IF its the work of a serial killer, why were the Kware Police Officers transferred?
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Tafuta pesa. Hakuna mkate ngumu mbele ya chai 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
This TL makes me happy!!!
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There is a list of proposed CSs circulating in various WhatsApp groups and it has the likes of Peter Kenneth, Kivutha Kibwana etc
My Good people, "Hatutaruka mkojo tukanyage kinyesi."
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How do you return a program that has not been budgeted for? Where is he getting the money?
President William Ruto Announces the return of Uhuru Kenyatta's Kazi Mtaani From Next Week.
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Dennis, are you comparing someone who championed for Linda Mama and another one championing for Speaking in Tongues????
Realistically, how come the office of the First Lady generated tension under KKA yet you were OK with it under Uhuru's regime?
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I have just downloaded the Appropriation Bill 2024 as submitted by Ndindi Nyoro and my first observation is that the Presidency is allocated 4.1Billion. The statehouse affairs is allocated 7Billion. Gachagua is allocated 4.5Billion.
Govt Printing services is 700Million?
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Constitution 2010 has what companies call SUCCESSION PLANNING.
In the event we don't have a President there is a process embedded in the constitution. We know what to do.
In case parliament is dissolved, there is a process in place.
Please stop with the Sudan comparisons!!!
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Wakamba, kesho tunapatana AFYA HOUSE which hosts Ministry of Health and not AVIA SENDA in town.
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Your SACCO Dividends are now subject to a 15% Tax. It was 5% previously.
It's just pointless to save in this country!!
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The fourth kid deserves a better dad 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂
Hahahah huwa mnakula bangi gani?
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BTW if there is a constituent that needs CIVIC EDUCATION everyday is our Mt Kenya people. Weeh watu wa Mrima, please force your parents to understand where life is now.
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Hahaha I was in disbelief.
I left UpperHill office at 5pm yesterday.
I was at Cabanus by 6.30pm and even passed by the Barber Shop.
From that spot to past Mlolongo I took over 10 hours on the road.
Got home at 4.07am.
My pal got home at 3 am ... Akaoga akatoka tena 😂😂😂
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We have been SOLD that narrative of deep state for decades, there is nothing like deep state. Just a bunch of corrupt individuals who think they own Kenya.
Naona ni kama Deepstate is getting overwhelmed. I don't know if they will be able to hold the pressure much longer.
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Those Tiktok videos on Ms Excel shortcuts and hacks will leave you wondering what type of Excel you have been using...
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We need to have a discussion with KRA about this PAYE thing. Bwana that's too much money you're taking every month.. sio poa.
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These cartoons buy you Happy socks and a belt and think they are building you. SMH
My greatest fear in a relationship is building a man for another female😓😓
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Sometimes ukiingia kwa gari ambia God akulinde. Imagine these are the characters we share roads with.
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Mtukufu Rais usipochunga utajipata ukialikwa kwa Baby Shower ama House warming.
Laying of the foundation stone for the Watamu Market, Kilifi County.
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Guys saving in SACCOs, keep watch. The mismanagement in some of those Saccos is unbelievable coupled with hits from Hackers. I'm waiting for some report I will share contents. They are bleeding!!
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Do not board a FREE RIDE to JKIA. Kware dumpsite is not yet full.
Please, those are cops.
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I love this Msumeno... inakata mbele na nyuma bila kubakisha, Omwami is now the face of impunity
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Mimi Bado Niko stuck to Appropriation Bill Allocations to the State house and Office of the President at 4Billion and. 7Billion.
That's 11Billion Under one Pearson for 12 months.
11Fcking Billion 😳😳😳😳
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Mkijua mwenye Bliss na mjue mwenye Clinix na mjue mwenye Nrb Wst Hsp na mwenye MAKL na mjue the proper drafter wa SHIF ndio mtajua Kuna mashetani hii Dunia.
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Kitu sielewi ni mahali alisema these demonstrations were funded.
35/47 Counties participated in these demonstrations. Who has that Financial Muscle?
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So why did Kenyans get involved in Public Participation for Road Levy?
EPRA would still have added the 7 bob either way. What type of Government is this?
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I once stated that we are fighting a 63 year old Governance Structure that was set up to impoverish the average Kenyan and ensure that they submit, toil and pay taxes so that the political class can live a comfortable life.
You won't defeat such a structure in 30 days.
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PLEASE NOTE THAT
CAS positions have been suspended not abolished!!
There is a difference.
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Kenya took a World Bank loan of Ksh 52Billion to install 25,000 WiFi Hotspots across the country. 😂
Are we as a country serious? 52Billion?
Why do we need these hotspots? To download jobs or food or what?
With 20bob you can get 1gb from Safaricom.
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I guess this is enough Internet for me today 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Also hio part ya kofia ... Whyyyy???
Was it necessary 😂😂😂😂
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Since Maandamano started we have know this
📌NHIF lost 7Billion
📌NTSA lost 1.2Billion
📌E Citizen lost 15Billion
📌NYS lost 1Billion
BTW Intern doctors needed 4billion for year.
All this money is lost to CORRUPTION ... is this a ridiculous ask?
Kenyans wants Accountability.
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Kuna Korean Kenyan naona akiosha watu hapa soon. I have been in this app for over 10 years and I can tell when shit is about to go down 😂😂😂
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Dear Medical Interns,
I implore you not to relent. Do not accept that piecemeal posting by all means. If it's reported that NHIF lost 7Billion, E Citizen lost 15Billion and NTSA lost 1.2Billion to Corruption.
Then Kenya can afford 4billion for Medical Interns.
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A dad wanted to smuggle a baby out of KNH because he couldn't meet the bill.
A woman carried a dead baby from Mbagathi to City Mortuary.
Beyond Zero Marathon organizers want you to run in this scorching sun for what again? FOH
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What is the First Lady trying to tell us
She employed Pastors to pray for Kenya ..Did anyone see and advertisement?
Also the salary scale was 200K pm. Did SRC approve and what basis was used? And then they gave them contracts 😂😂😂😂😂
Wezi wa mali ya umma wanaombea wananchi
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Dollar ikishika USD/Kshs 300 ..Kahawa Wendani itatangazwa Capital City ya Kenya. Academic Writers will be Running the show.
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Laughable that we just finished dealing with OSAMA and now SADDAM is here. Re known Terrorists.
We made ridiculous demands and tbh the president agreed to most of them. At what point do we give him an opportunity to work?
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That lorry ferrying Sodium Cyanide MUST be belonging to a powerful person in your Christ Like Government and he has ensured that the media doesn't carry any story about where it was headed, who it belongs to or the company etc.
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Niwaambie kitu na msi kasirike? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Download Appropriation Bill 2023 and just run through and do a comparative analysis of the numbers with the Appropriation Bill 2024
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I don't know how we will do it but, We need to cut the National Assembly to size. And by that I mean Reduce numbers, Remove some posts like Women Rep, Nominated members except for PWD, Remove sitting allowances and set salary at 250K and finally Term limits to reduce to 3 Years
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CONFIRMED!!
My Uncle at Bisil just told me a Goat is 300 and below.
A sheep is 200 and below
Cows range from 500 and above.
WTF is happening 🥺
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Until you can be able connect the unbearable cost of living to poor governance, you won't understand why people are going to the streets.
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Ivy Chelimo whose only qualification was to nickname the deputy president wants you to think 100 million is little for the DP cars, 300 million is little for renovations.
Bwana..... i am tayad!!
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It was Atwoli. Why?
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NHIF cannot account for 9.9Billion Kenya Shillings
With 80% of tours and safaris canceled, Kenya's tourism sector is in crisis. The protests must end.
#EconomicShutDown
Market Losses MakeMoney Not Noise
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DARING ABROAD IN FRAUD
Investigators have named several Kenyans as suspects in a scheme where Covid-19 mitigation measures were subverted to defraud the United States government of a whopping Sh30 billion between mid-2020 and February this year.
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SHIF requires an ICT System that will cost Ksh 5billion 😳😳😳😳😳😳
Remember that the initial cost was Ksh 8 billion and it was a single sourced tender until the NA Committee on health queried it.
Anyway the July Registration has been suspended!!
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Na Marafiki Zao
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Forget the Motor Vehicle Tax for a moment.
The Finance Bill 2024 is proposing that the Tax Collector ( KRA ) be exempted from the Data Protection Act.
What that means is they will have been granted access to every possible data you own. Banks, Mpesa, Mattress etc l
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So the President was bribed. He is even recorded saying "My friends gave me a private jet..." It did not cost Tax payers any money.
Regarding the Adani JKIA deal, a private jet from Chennai, India landed in Nairobi to pick embattled Ruto, took him to Italy for the G7, then Switzerland for Ukraine Summit, and finally to Paris where he boarded a KQ plane.
We documented the journey.
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Imagine going to University for 4 years under a HELB Loan, Graduate with First Class and then 5 years later without employment and very pathetic business environment, Esther comes to say that Gen Z are impatient😂😂😂😂😂
GEN Z are impatient. They want radical changes. I am certain burning Kenya is not one of them. They are mad. It’s justified. Change is never easy. Change is inevitable. I have confidence
@WilliamsRuto
will do right by this Generation. Lets remind our children patience is a virtue
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Wewe
@Honeyfarsafi
you are a G.O.A.T.
I am in Audit and i rarely see People volunteer to be audited. You have exhibited value for money to those who think this government is broke.
That was less than 50Million and you've reached to thousands with Accountability.
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Itabidi mtoto aongee kama Kartelo.
HIGH COURT orders Ngirita family to surrender a vehicle and 5 parcels of land to the State; Judge says property is proceeds of crime.
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85% of Gentlemen who want to settle should accept that the probability is 1 that they might start the game at 1-0 or 2-0.
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Whoever made this clip is hilarious and stupid...esp the accent
#KCSE2016
#KCSEresults
#BoyChild
😂😂😂😂
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It's men who cheat, but when cheap DNA kits are availed it's women who are most worried.
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Ongea mambo ya 6000 kiongos. Tunaanza kupata August ama ni September?
Wachana na hizi quotes za kina sidika
"None of us, including me, ever do great things. But we can all do small things, with great love, and together we can do something wonderful." – Mother Teresa"
55 Days to go!
#INAWEZEKANA
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One of these days... Drive with your person or friends past Kiserian on Magadi Road... There is some place called "Corner Baridi" ...Enjoy the view and then the sunset.
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Reform NSSF and NHIF Governance structures before you talk about any changes in contribution. Otherwise tuwache kudanganyana
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