Damaged☠️Goods☠️
@DadBodLife69
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Just a 54yo dad, trying to hold it together, raising some kiddos. Friendly, chatty, always open for some conversation. I won't bite, unless you ask me too 😈
in my mind between your thighs
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I do my damndest to put off my orgasm till you have one first
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My goal tonight, party like it's 1999, cause that was the last time every muscle didn't hurt the next morning
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I'm 9,215 followers away from 10k
Let's smash this and make it happen 🤣
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Don't try to play with her heart strings if you don't plan to stay for the long haul
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A hot date tomorrow morning with my nemesis......Monday 😱
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Brb, have to scroll for that fucking Tweet I tried to like before the untimely refresh
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I regret I'm a diabetic, so I can only be your Stevia daddy
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I'll mimic drunk Santa
Ho, ho, ho, let's kiss under the cameltoe
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Twitter - women like dad bods
I look in the mirror
Lies, lies, lies
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Oh Shit Moments!
As a 17YO, Climbing into my bedroom window at 330am.....and halfway in, my bedroom light goes on
Hello son....
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Normalize being kind to each other or just staying quiet
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I'm such a hypocrite.
Son, don't talk to strangers.
Yet, here I am....Hello strangers !
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It's ok ladies, we understand
A dozen eggs is in range
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The tragedy is, some folks wanna come home, settle in and read a good book.
I wanna come home and settle in and kiss some thighs
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