Death Wish Coffee Co.
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Me: wow, this show sucks
My boss: Again, this is a Zoom conference call
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Death Wish Coffee: The World's Strongest Coffee. Available here for $19.99:
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Tired? Coffee
Sad? Coffee
Cold? Coffee
Happy? Coffee
Coffee? Coffee
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I like big mugs and I cannot lie. Follow, RT and comment to WIN our 2018 Valhalla Java tankard. 🔥 Ends 1/15.
#FreebieFriday
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I don't know who needs to hear this but
|￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣|
| Decaf isn't coffee |
|＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿|
\ (•_•) /
\ /
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| |
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Since Instagram and Facebook are down, do we join MySpace again?
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If you can’t drink hot coffee on a hot day, you are weak and will never survive the apocalypse 🤘
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I want a coffee, a tattoo, and a million dollars.
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It's Friday and I have coffee, the world is my oyst-
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If you could read my mind right now:
Coffee
Coffee
Coffee
Coffee
Coffee
Coffee
Coffee
Coffee
Coffee
Coffee
Coffee
Coffee
Coffee
Coffee
Coffee
Coffee
Coffee
Iced Coffee
Coffee
Coffee
Coffee
Coffee
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Follow, RT and comment to WIN a 25 oz Stanley Thermos and let some hot coffee seep into your bones. 💀
#ItsSoCold
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Follow, RT + comment for a chance to WIN this five-pound bag of holiday cheer. ❄️ Winner announced 12/18.
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Cancelling plans is ok. Making coffee just for yourself is ok. Plotting the revenge of your enemies is ok. Drinking coffee out of the skulls of your enemies is ok. It’s called self-care.
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If you need coffee and you know it clap your hands
👏 👏
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A cup of coffee is breakfast
A cup of coffee is breakfast
A cup of coffee is breakfast
A cup of coffee is breakfast
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I want a coffee, a tattoo, and a million dollars.
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Tired? Coffee.
Bored? Coffee.
Sad? Coffee.
Don’t know what day it is? Coffee.
Coffee? Coffee.
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Happy Birthday to one half of Bill and Ted - the incomparable Keanu Reeves! What is your favorite movie he has been in?
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#FridayFeeling
Love is dead so we're giving away a Valentines Day Mug Set, Java Bark, and patch to five people. Ends 2/2. Follow, RT, and ENTER to win here:
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Keep the coffee hot ‘cause it’s too cold for this sh*t. Follow, RT and comment for a chance to WIN a Death Wish Klean Kanteen.
#FridayFeeling
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I've taken to calling my brewer the love machine. RT, follow, & comment to win an unreleased V-Day mug & Cherry Java Bark!
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#FreebieFriday
! Haven't done one in a while. RT and Follow for a chance to win this SOLD OUT mug!
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Is it a good time for coffee?
A) Yes
B) A
C) B
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When we see Death Wish is trending then realize it's the movie
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Enter 2017 with supplies in hand. Follow, RT, and comment to win the DWCC Survival Kit! $50 value. Winner selected 1/2.
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No, it's never too early. 🎃 Follow, RT + comment to WIN a fresh bag of our Cauldron-aged Pumpkin blend. Winner chosen 8/21.
#FreebieFriday
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Them: You drink too much coffee
Me:
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Baseball tees coming soon. 🤘Who wants to win one before the release? Follow, RT and comment for a chance to win! Winner announced Monday.
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FACT: Having a cup of coffee in the morning reduces the feeling of how painful it is to be awake. You're welcome
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This has been a test of the Emergency Coffee System
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I grabbed two cups of coffee. One for me and one for me.
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Since kids get an ice cream truck, why can't I have a coffee truck that rides round near my place a few times a day, blaring
@BlackSabbath
?
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Due to unfortunate circumstances, I'm awake
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Everyone likes our coffee, if you don't then you better reevaluate your life immediately.
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I don't know who needs to hear this but
|￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣|
| Decaf isn't coffee |
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\ (•_•) /
\ /
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What’s your favorite thing about winter? ❄️💀 RT, follow and comment for your chance to win our upcoming Old Man Winter mug! Handmade by
@deneenpottery
.
#FreebieFriday
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And just like that, having a mask, gloves, duct tape, and plastic sheeting in your trunk is okay
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When this is all over, please continue to stay at least 6 feet away from me
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Cancelling plans is ok. Making coffee just for yourself is ok. Plotting the revenge of your enemies is ok. Drinking out of the skulls of your enemies is ok. It’s call self care
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Raise your mug if you’re still trying to mentally process March
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Our blowout sale is soon to come...Follow, RT + comment if you rather WIN some stuff instead of waiting. 🤘
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Celebrate
#NationalCoffeeDay
w/ us! Follow, RT + comment to WIN two lbs of the World's Strongest Coffee. More at ☕️
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#FreebieFriday
calls for Irish coffee. RT, follow, & comment to WIN the unreleased, handmade St. Patrick's Day mug! Winner announced 3/6.
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The gurgling sound the coffee machine makes when its done, that's the music of my people
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HELP DEFEAT COVID-19:
1. Stay home and drink coffee
2. Stay home and drink coffee
3. Stay home and drink coffee
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*watching someone pour copious amounts of creamer in coffee*
My brain:
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Me: You want some coffee with that creamer?
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Just because I'm awake doesn't mean I want to do stuff.
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Happy Birthday to the one and only
@StephenKing
today! So many stories, TV and film adaptations - which one is your favorite?
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Nothing ruins your Friday more than realizing it's only Tuesday
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Coming soon 🤘 Death Wish Coffee Co. pullover hoodies! Follow, RT and comment to WIN your own.
#worldsstrongestcoffee
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If you need coffee and you know it clap your hands
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We're giving away a pound of the World's Strongest Coffee in honor of the
#SolarEclipse2017
. Follow, RT, and comment to WIN.
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Happy
#FreebieFriday
! Follow, RT, and comment to score an unreleased,
#handcrafted
Valhalla Java tankard! Winner announced on 12/19.
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#FreebieFriday
#FridayFeeling
Barrel Brand coffee is coming back next week. Follow, RT, and comment to score a bag before the release 🤘 We'll announce a winner on Monday!
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Roses are red
Coffee is black
Decaf is gross
That's why I don't drink it
#NationalPoetryDay
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My body: well-balanced breakfast, please
Me: coffee?
My body: No please not again
Me: Four. pots. of coffee.
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I want a coffee, a tattoo, and a vacation.
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Coffee — because hating your job should be done with enthusiasm
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RT, follow, and comment to WIN a pack of Nitro Brew and a
#grinditout
wristband! Five winners will be announced on 4/24.
#FreebieFriday
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Roses are red
I wish I was in bed
I suck at poetry
Coffee
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I like my coffee strong & bigger than my head. Follow, RT, + comment to WIN a five-pound bag of the world's strongest coffee!
#FreebieFriday
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Instead of ice cream trucks, can we please get an iced coffee truck?
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Be true to your brew, use proper ratios. Follow, RT, & comment to win a
#FreebieFriday
collectible DW coffee scoop & coffee! Releasing soon.
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Nothing like drinking coffee to remind me I'd like another coffee
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Death Wish Coffee: The World's Strongest Coffee. Available at 💀
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I'm not sure how much coffee it takes to be happy, but so far it's not twelve
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Stages of a coffee drinker:
1. Mochamatchafrappecinos with whipped cream, please!
2. One double-shot latte
3. Let's just skip to the espresso
4. Yum, cold brew!
5. YUM, NITRO COLD BREW
6. *snorts coffee grinds*
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Guess how many coffee beans fit in one Pair of Power Coffee Tin?
Closest guess wins one of these bad boys.
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Ah, coffee. The most important meal of the day
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Dear people who don't drink coffee,
...how???
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