NebraskaChick™️
@TheNebraskaChck
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Cold brew drinking, plant obsessed, bisexual feral housewife. 🏳️🌈🖤☕♑🔞 I'm not responding to your DM She/Her/Nebraska
Here. There. Everywhere
Joined May 2009
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When I said I like it rough, I didn't mean my whole fucking life.
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@legit_scumbag
She's absolutely thinking about how he never listens and what she needs from the store.
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Running errands, braless, so if you see nip action.... Happy birthday! ✌🏻😎
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I'm only going to say this once.
I do NOT care if you think I'm full of myself. I have spent most of my life struggling with self esteem issues and still do most days. It has taken me a LONG time to start to be happy with the way I look.
/cont
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3 day weekend for these crotch goblins means momma's getting blazed tonight. 🤘🏻💚💨
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@LuckyovLegends
@eagIesbetter
You couldn't pay me to eat this dry ass food. Where is the bbq sauce? Where is the CHEESE? Why is that bread not actually toasted? 🙈 I just can't. This looks like a crime against BBQ.
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Happy Monday, Heathens.
I ordered a few new tops for going braless, because why not.
✌🏻🖤
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I'm at the age where if you fuck me over, I'll fuck your dad and become your stepmom
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Finally hit 1k! 😱
Am I apart of the cool kids club now? No? Didn't think so, but it was worth a shot 😉😎
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I need someone to fuck the cranky out of me today.
It's not my typical mood, and I'm not enjoying it. 🥺
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34 in less than 2 weeks and I might be freaking out.
When did I grow up? 😂😭😂😭
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Men,
How long do you last?
*honest answers, no one believes you when you say all night Chad!
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Got some funny looks at the kids bus stop this afternoon.
I'm not the average mom 😂🤷🏼♀️🖤
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@contactabrother
Just join the witness protection program. I'm sure they've dealt with those jerks before.
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My proof of life with how absent I've been lately 🙃
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Someone come hold my vibrator for me while I use it.
No weirdos
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@mattxiv
He has all these excuses about just liking stuff without reading it like honey, you're following him. You knew what was being posted 😂😂
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Only respecting women you're attracted to isn't respecting women
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I went dark and I'm not sure I like it.
I've been blonde for years 🤔😬
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Don't worry guys... I won the ugly sweater contest 😂🤷🏼♀️
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Moms in 2019: 😍🤤
Moms in 2020: Really wish the halftime show was family friendly. There are kids watching!
Get over yourself Karen, it was a good show!
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When did I become a grown up and start spending my weekends in? 😭
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I blocked all the perfect people. How's life going ya train wrecks?!
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I'm 5'6 and built like someone that thoroughly enjoys tacos and wine. 🤷🏼♀️🍷🌮
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After 33 is 32 right? I don't have to actually be 34 right?!
I kid, I kid. I know growing older is a blessing and privilege that not everyone gets to experience.
Now worship me!! Kidding... or am I? 😉💋
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Off to take my state board test. This time at a location with a parking lot 😂
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WOMEN 👏🏻 DO 👏🏻 NOT 👏🏻 WANT 👏🏻 CHOCOLATES 👏🏻 FOR 👏🏻 VALENTINES 👏🏻 DAY 👏🏻 THEY 👏🏻 WANT 👏🏻 CRAB 👏🏻 RANGOON
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What a long fucking week!
Don't worry I wore a sheer jacket at school, although H tried keeping me to himself smh lol
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Sometimes being a woman sucks.
Like wtf, why am I mad now?
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What a fucking week, she says to herself on a Tuesday!
Someone finish the week out for me. Thanks! 💙
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Who wants to come get a haircut and keep me company today?! ❤😉
Why do I look like I have a lazy eye here?! 😂😭😂
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I did it... I joined the dark side and became a Disney adult.
Clearly I have no shame. 😂
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I'm in love with this beanie. I had to tell myself I didn't need the shirt too 😬😂🖤
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